ON THE Main Drag JOSEPH TONGIANI —trying to determine what went wrong with his tomatoes. BARBARA VANORE —crossing her heart while eating a hamburger. ROSS GAGLIO —renouncing the women’s liberation movement. EMIDIO CINCIRIPINO —reading a current paperback. paperback. HORACE CROSBY —telling a collection of jokes. NEIL HIPSZER —enjoying a good movie. EDNA LOOMIS —leaving her luggage at the wrong address.