1922, humorous guidance to single girls
In-, GIRLS MEN MARRY By LAUREL CRAY marry straight girls. Of course this is taken for granted, but the only liltlc item to be clipped out nnd pasted on the mirror is that a man's idea of what is straight frequently differs from a girls Innocent Innocent and well meaning definition of the w o r d. A straight girl is not only actually straight, but she's obviously so. Thjs doesn't mean she need go about the: highways rind byways byways with a. sane-' sane-' sane-' tinionious holier-than-ever holier-than-ever holier-than-ever holier-than-ever holier-than-ever expression, expression, or that, her eyes need be forever forever tinned heavenward. But men possess' a subtle sixth sense which almost almost immediately classifies a girl. There's no halfway about it; the classification classification is cruelly exact and meticulous. meticulous. Straight girls are straight morally, morally, mentally, and permanently. The slightest giggle at a gutter story; the slightest smile at any incident untoward untoward and in bad taste is the first false step into incorrect thinking; crooked thinking, foolishly dangerous thjnking. A girl who even thinks crooked is going to have a mighty unhappy time of it in this world. And it's so much easier to think straight, too!