Bill Trondle

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Bill Trondle - Controversial Cook Speak :s— Beano Answers Fan...
Controversial Cook Speak :s— Beano Answers Fan Mail By BEANO COOK PITTSBURGH — Although my mail hasn't, been heavy, during the last few months some letters have arrived arrived on my desk. Some nice. Most of them, however, quite nasty. It is only appropriate that I now answer them. Dear Slob: Who are you to say that Bill Bradley is t h c greatest, college basketball player player of all times. What about Jerry Jerry Lucas? And don't forget Oscar Oscar Robertson. Roger Donner Reply: I consider myself an expert. When I say something, Mr. Donner, you should never hesitate in quoting me. And, my dear man, Bradley is the greatest. greatest. Dear Dear Mr. Cook: How do you get papers to print your columns? I presume you pay them. Bill Trondle Reply: I don't get rich but I still report my earning to Uncle Sam. And that, Mr. Trondle, is more than you do. Dear Mr. Beano: You are an idiot. he blood did you know? And what doctor Mr. Cook: You say Pittsburgh s a bad sports town. Remcm- ler, you don't have to pay to see anything. Mr. Paul Walsh Reply: And it will remain that way. I have no intention of changing a good situation. Mr. James Depp.lheuer Reply: I picked Pittsburgh to finish fifth. And anything with a Fifth'.in it is go'od. And when I Dick Pittsburgh to win the pennant pennant next year, plcaso write again to congratulate mo and tell mo what a genius I am. Also Also remember than I picked Minnesota Minnesota to win in six games. Dear Mr. Cook: I took your advice and bet everything on Pennsylvania against the Texas Texas All-Stars. I am now broke. Do you intend to help me out of my financial troubles? Mr. Eddie Stewart Reply: You won in 1964 so you should be all even. I didn't hear from you last year. If you had given me half of your winnings, winnings, I would be more than willing to pay for half of your loss this year. Shall we not be Dear Beano: How did you get through college? Mr. Alva Moore Reply: I used the honor system. system. The teacher had the honor and I had the system. For a refresher course, I plan to enroll enroll at the Air Force Academy. Dear Beano: Do you dislike everything and everybody? You never have a kind word for anybody. Mrs. Patty Boggs Reply: I was born on Septem- )er 1 and all mean men arc born on this date. Hitler was, too. Dear Beano: Your columns are a disgrace to the journal-

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  1. The Indiana Gazette,
  2. 23 Oct 1965, Sat,
  3. Page 27

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