Haas in Russia
OL' CRAMPAW NED OAKLEY WRITES Editor, The Mercury, Dear Sir *n* Rrother: Wal, I see by The Mercury where Charles Haas, Pottstown machinist, doesn’t want to go back to Russia. Seems he feels lucky to get away with only the clothes on his back. Guess it will be a case of him seein’ Red for some time. Haas said he paid $12 for a pineapple in Russia. Over here the only pineapple which ever cost S12 was that kind the boys usta’ throw during prohibition prohibition days. Hopin you air the same, GRAMPAW NED OAKLEY. PUNKIN CORNERS. December 3.