The Algona Upper Des Moines from Algona, Iowa on October 5, 1965 · Page 17
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The Algona Upper Des Moines from Algona, Iowa · Page 17

Algona, Iowa
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Tuesday, October 5, 1965
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GRASSROOTS GLEANINGS by Bill Stokes | "If the shoe fits, your foot would probably look etter in & size smaller," The Calien River Gazette " Three Oaks, Mich, advises its readers. A columnist in The News-Graphic, Cedarburg, Ws., claims to have a linotype machine which for- sts the future. The machine quoted the first voman president as saying, "I think taxes are just oo silly and we're going to drop them. But next fuesday, the Treasury department will hold a bake ale in the Capitol Rotunda. And you are all in- idted." One of the nice things about married life, says West Bend (Wis.) News, is coming home in ic summer to find that your wife has mowed the lawn. "Don't ever argue with a woman on Jsays The Le Sueur (Minn.) News-Herald, ' [her have her weigh." a diet," ' just let "Do not undertake vast projects with half vast I ideas," advises The New Richmond (Wis.) News. The Tri-County News of Osseo, Wis., tells about the young man who wrote home from last summer's camp with the following. "Dear Mom: You forgot to sew my name on my underwear and now all the fellas are calling me 'Fruit of the Loom'." The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits, reports The Denison (Iowa) Review. It costs about $24,000 to bring a child from birth to the age of eighteen, says The Belvidere (HL) Daily Republican. As a further note of cheer, this does not include college costs. The Watertown (Wis.) Dafly Times reports that the state frog jumping contest was won by "Goober," a spotted leopard frog who was kept in the dark for three days prior to the contest This one appears in The Lima (Ohio) News. Lady visiting marriage counselor — My husband worries me so much that I'm losing weight every day. Counselor — Why don't you leave him? Lady —I will. Just as soon as I'm down to 115 pounds. "Folks who rely on luck often forget that there are two kinds," states The Dickinson (N.D.) Press. 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