The Salt Lake Tribune from Salt Lake City, Utah • 48

Ur" I or-le 11 abq for the cigar smoker who prefers pre-Castro flavor and mildness! I 11-411i-oL-0 at--mba 1F 860 1 -oom000wiiom000w-emolooowoPvrspHmc 1 rt ot-1 I I 1 04 oit (id) Funny things can happen when you put a defendant In front of a fudge (11:4 Lti (le It )y 4 celi 11 1 BY DICK HYMAN Your choice of 50 more custom-made cigars with a short no risk trial membership inNN the THOMPSON BONUS Box CLUB selection of 21 custom-made agars M0-eff jft 2 $599 amber "see-thru" humidor 'il 1 144) 4 i a----1 --'1 "1 selection of t--- '4 '417 21 custom-made? 777" A 7 4 cigars 4 1 -r ----0''' -e- I 's '771 amber 4 see-thru humidor --1 1 00- 3 4 10It1 0 1' "7-49 3 ''I' Orr 5' 4 00-10 A0- l' de -r -'s 111' ''s i-4' 54 :741 I ') i- Your choice or 50 more custom-made cigars with I a short no risk trial membership in i the THOMPSON BONUS Box CLUB '14 a ti ig Is Poss-risc MICH when the defendant showed up to fight a damage suit without a lawyer the judge decided to defend him gave his argument then ruled that his "client" had lost the case IN CHEYENNE WYO offered a suspended sentence if she could guess how many days the court had in mind a gypsy fortune-teller hesitated then told the judge "I think it's 30 days" She was sent to jail for 25 IN MT CLEMENS MICH when police asked a local businessman why he was driving his car on the sidewalk he muttered: "I'm too drunk to be on the street" IN AKRON police raided a 1241 room and found three pairs of dice 12 decks of cards one bottle of gin and 23 men who explained that they had gathered "to discuss current events" IN PASADENA a robbery suspect was asked by the judge if he wanted a lawyer "No" he replied "Just give me a machine gun so I can get out of here!" IN MEMPHIS a prospective juror was excused from duty after he told the defense attorney he was a professional mind reader until you taste theml Their deep-mellow mildness and rich bouquet will recall memories of those good old days They've just got to be smoked to be believed So smoke a few on us If you're not shouting "icarombar' after your very first puff you've lost nothing Just return the unsmoked cigars Your deposit will be refunded in full at once Your second gift: A fine roomy humidor that holds and keeps 75 palms size cigars factory-trash But if you feel that you've made the cigar "find" of a lifetime merely return the $4 refund certificate indicating: Which of the 7 "sampler" sizes you prefer 2) How often you with your box of 60 or 100 IN DETROIT charged with forging a $27 check a secretary pleaded innocent and explained: "I knew I did something wrong but I'm not guilty Your Honor I burned the money" IN KNOXVILLE after their cars collided both drivers were charged with drunken driving but were freed when they insisted the only drinks they'd had were a couple of nips while waiting 45 minutes for the police to show up and investigate the accident IN LARANIEWYO a college student waiting in court to pay a parking fine sat by a group of three men obediently stood up with them and raised his right hand at the judge's order and was sworn in as a new policeman! IN FORT WORTH a rodeo hand was acquitted of drunken driving after he testified that his car had been zigzagging because he was trying to take off a boot that pinched and that he staggered after his arrest only because the boot was half off his foot IN DENVER charged with stealing two suits from a store a defendant explained that he had taken the clothes "to examine them under natural light" and tried to elude a female store detective only because "I first thought she was my estranged wife" IN BRIDGETON FL a deserted housewife was sued by a haberdasher and demanded "Do I have to keep on paying for the very shirt and pants in which my husband ran away with another woman?" Ruled the judge: "You do not" A LAST there's a legal way for you to ACOnOrn kally and regularly enjoy the unmistakable delicious flavor of PRE Castro cigaml If you're weary of playing (and losing) Russian Roulette at the cigar counter take advantage of this generous FREE offer to sample a superb selection of cigars you thought might never again be available The story of smuggled seeds and a 3-year wall This startling opportunity has been three years in the making You wouldn't be reading this announcement today if it weren't for a daring and courageous group of Cuban expatriates who risked their lives One dark night in a small craft Maned and driven by giant waves this hardy band of cigar makers defied a bristling gauntlet of Castro's gunboats They guarded a most precious finest tobacco seeds! By sheer luck they reached their destination small Central American country whose soil water and climatic conditions mptched their homeland's There these modemday pilgrims planted their seeds They taught the native farmers their centuries-old tobacco planting secrets They showed them how to till the soil irrigate fertilize and cultivate the pioneer crop how to protect it from the sun with acres of cheesecloth canopy After three anxious years of harvesting and curing a limited amount of leaf the Cubans were finally able to test the fruits of their exacting labor 'Magnifico! Your first gift: A Custom-Made Just deposit $4 with us and you'll receive all postage paid a special "sampler" selection of 21 cigarscustons-made from genuine imported tobacco grown on this very same plantation! You'll get 3 each of 7 sizes in your choice of natural (brown) or candela (light green) Wait We'll send your FREE Amber Humidor (worth $5 in any store) with your first trial shipment Depending upon your size choice you'll be billed on open account for only $6 to $11 a box AFTER shipment Your original 84 deposit will be deducted from the total bill Thus your "sampler" box is absolutely tree Your third more cigars! After you've accepted as few as 500 cigars we'll automatically ship 50 more as a club FREE bonus That's a nest 10c0 discount off our already low prices You never take a risk You can switch sizes or leaf color by letting us know before we ship Every cigar is guaranteed factory fresh guaranteed to please or don't pay the bill You can cancel anytime after your trial membership Since the stock of imported Cuban Seed tobacco is in short supply trial membership applications will be accepted in the order received As a member you will receive priority on what we consider the finest imported tobacco available today Mail the coupon at once with your refundable $4 deposit An opportunity bits this may not come your way again I 0 1 1 7 I iir rct 1 4 149 A IN an escaped convict arrested after he got out of the house of correction explained that when he had tried to get medical treatment the prison physician had said "Get out!" 1 IN MILWAUKEE charged with speeding 64 mph through city streets a local motorist was fined 850 despite his excuse: "Another car pushed me" THOMPSON BONUS Box CLUB Box 1839 200 Edison Ave Dept 103 Thmpa Fla 33601 TRIAL MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION MAIL TODAY 1 THOMPSON BONUS BOX CLUB Box 1839 1 200 North Edison Ave Dept 103 Tampa Florida 33601 entloN rofundahle $4 depont P1411110 arnoll me Wroppot SolctIon check one 0 Natural 0 Candela as a Trial Member and ship "sampler' box podium paid with $4 credit certificate After taiddimoking cigara I may return umartokad balance within ao dare for a full refund Otherwise Ill return Name only the refund cortilicate advising you which la my (ascribe cigar and how often to ship a box of 500 WO The FREE humidor will accompany my Address first regular shipment $4 will ha deducted frum my bill for this shipment One giving ma the "sampler" box FREE After receiving 500 cigars I am to cambia another 50 cigars FREE Ail shipments will City carry a money beck guaranis I can switch cigars at any tints My membership is automatically can Loaned at let thit I deride to continua Mato 745 1 IN DETROIT when a movie-goer was arrested for allegedly drinking whisky insulting women and eating popcorn in the theater he indignantly protested: "I have never eaten popcorn in my life" (TO PAGE 11) 12 1:.