The Plain Speaker from Hazleton, Pennsylvania • Page 3

ON THE KORTH SIDE ON THE S0UTH SIDE ON THB IVK OF THE ELECTION. Too Businesslike, I "When I get a new job 1 Irani I boss who can take a Joks." "Wasn't your recent employer too eerlous?" "Well, he sneaked In on me irfcea I wa3 giving the boys a humorous Imitation of his struts-end then ta make a long story short I got fired. Puck. their ability to cope with any mors Kiine may see fit to make is looked upon as a very easy proposition. The interest in local contests furpaaset that of presidential mas; eifr zen3 who take a hand in the fray, are prompted by fun and excitement that is a natural sequence to a local campaign.

It is a change from the monotony of their daily toil, and acts on the system like a change of diet BANKERS 27 ft 29 Pins Street, New York Now ready for gratuitous distribution, 1902 Edition (Pocket Size) Statistical Tables MEMBERS N. Y. STOCK EXCHANGE. 1 Heart- Disease 8 A lot of Special things around the store that are money savers tor you. UUI SlUlti IS IUII Ul Ddlgauid.

uar gains that we could not resist. We are going to throw out some tempting things, now see whether you'll be able to resist buying them. IU IOOIOI UUJIIIQ mum. sv- Dress goods Vote for T. A.

Buckley for Justice. A Considerate Father-ln-Lw. "res," said Mr. Cumrox; 'Tt given my daughters every advantage." "I suppose they are very highly cultured." "I should say so." "And they will be liberally dew ered?" "Yes, sir. When I think of the way a man who marries one of those girls wL'l be criticised in his grammar and deportment, it strikes me that ought to be dealt with in the most generous spirit." Washington Star.

Willing to Oblige. The pirates caught a passenrer ship Which had vainly tried to give them tht slip. And, scaring some of the folks half dead, "Throw up your hands!" the pirates said, Then tho sick man answered: "That's easy to do; I'll throw up my heels If you want me to." Philadelphia Bulletin. WHY HE AVAS CAUTIOTJS. "Say, Silas, don't you think you'vt been hanging around that Widdl? Brick long enough? Why don't yor ask her ter marry ye?" "Well, Hiram, I have been took it so often that I am afraid that she may prove ter be another gold St.

Louis Globe-Democrat. It Certainly Does. It may seem paradoxical. But It really beats the band How debts when contracted Are quite likely to expand. Chicago Dally News.

Sale Price Here 31 Cts Colors Scarlet, Cordinal, Navy, Old Rose, Black, Receda. Royal Biown Myrtle and Castor. SEE GOODS IX WINDOW. No more at Ulis Price- Dr 10 Pieces 45 in, Cheviot that Would be good value at 50c Kid Gloves 10 dozen ladies' pique lamb skin gloves, always sold at $li)0, our price 75c- We bought them from a party over stocked, hence we can sell them to you at less than the wholesale price was. Wrappers Flannelette wrappers now come in for a cut in price which is less than cost, about 4 dozen.

$135 flannelette wrappers 1.00 $1.00 flannelette wrappers .75 $1.25 flannelette wrappers 1.00 Dressing Sacques and Kimonos $1.00 Sacques $1.00 Kimonos 75c Waist Cloths It would be difficult to find a more beautiful line than we ai showing. 36 inch Welsh flannels, white ground with stripes 17c usuilly sold at 25c. Dark ground cloth at also finer waistings at 75c Ginghams Eig assortment and lowest prices. Muslin 1000 yards fine 36 inch unbleached muslin 20 vards for 81.00 5 pieces inch tricot all wool at 28c Home Spuns In Oxford, Grey and Brown mix, 54 inches wide usually sold at 75c, our price 49c Petticoats Skirts 42 colored underskirts at half price. This is an opportunity seldom affoided.

This is much less than the wholesale price. 18 ladies' dress skirts to be closed out at hall price. Hosiery 1G dozen ladies' black hose, with splice white soles, special values, 10c pair. 65 dozen ladies' black hose, with white feet, 3 pair for 25c or 10c for single pair. 4 dozen ladies' skirts made of figured duck, good quality, 8 inch ruffle 49, Soap 5 gross fine toilet soap, highly odoted, 3 cakes in a box, IQc a box.

Towels No better values have ever than been placed on a counter these. Pure linen Damask 47x23 in. hand knotted iringe 28c usually sold at 50c. 10 dozen fine white turkish towels, worth 50c, our price 35c Utd0 Winter time was Pie time QKNEROSITY OF COXE LADIE0. Appointed Bank Teller The Election Tomorrow Before the Burgess.

Patrick McCole, supervisor of Foster township, la confined to his homo with an aggravated attack' of rheumatics. Scarlet fever has entered the home of Patrick Green in No. 5 Highland. Mr. and Mrs.

A. J. Beltz and Mr. and Mrs. Simon Stewart have returned from a visit to Quakake.

A director of the poor should be a man thoroughly conversant with their condition. Vote for W. S. Lelb. 14-3t David S.

Jones, Philip Price, John Price and Evan Lewis, of Soranton.are calling on friends in this region. Condy Brislin, of Milnesville, called on North Side friends. Deputy Sheriff Tom O'Donnell spent Sunday at his home la Freeland. Morgan Defoy, of the Osborne Hotel, has recovered from his recent Illness. Patrick Heeney is making an aggressive fight to be elected constable in the Fourth Ward.

A collection for the negro and Indian missions was taken up In all the Catholic churches in the diocese of Scranton yesterday. Maud Herbert and Bessie Watson, of Hazleton, spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Philip Rudolph on Front street. Vote for T.

A. Buckley for Justice. William Shaffer and A. Meyers, of White Haven, were Freeland visitors. Jcton Gallagher Is seriously ill at hi3 home In D-rifton.

Frank Staroska Is seriously ill with dropsy at his boarding house on Ridge street. Appointed Bank Teller. Walter Davis has been appointed assistant cashier in the First National Bank recently organized in town. Mr. Davis has been assistant postmaster under his father in town for the past five years.

He is courteous and obliging and will make a useful man In his new position. Vote for T. A. Buckley for Justice. Snyder Family Improving.

The Snyder family In Drlfton, where seven cases of scarlet fever existed, are getting along nicely and all of the afllicted ones -will soon be well. Miss Rebecca Gallagher, of Drlfton, and trained nurses employed by Mrs. E. B. were In continuous attendance in this home, since the very critical condition of the Inmates became known to Mrs.

Coxe. Both young ladies are entitled to much credit In the case, as two of the Snyder children were in the very Jaws of death when they took charge. The expenses for nurse3, medicine and supplies In the Snyder home, which amount to over $500 are defrayed by Mrs. Coxe. Thi3 single item expended on one family in a single month may give'our readers an approximate Idea of the enormous amount expended by that good lady for charitable purposes.

It is doubtful whether the head of the afllicted family could earn this amount in one year. Vote for W. S. Lelb, the people's choice for poor director. 14-3t Before the Burgess.

Alexander Allen, of Drlfton, was found by Officer Mollock lying in the snow at a late hour on Saturday evening and taken to police headquarters. He was fined $7.50 by the burgess. He paid the amount and was released. Schwabe Is Still Judfje. The Freland politicians had anoth er bout in open court at the county seat on Saturday when Attorney Kline asked the court to oust George Schwabe from his position as Judge of election In the Third Ward of this borough.

Mr. Schwabe was appointed by the court one year ago to succeed William Ashman who had moved out of the ward. Attorney Kline alleged that the signatures to the petition presented to court at that time were fraudulent and asked that Mr. Schwabe be removed and some competent citizen of the district appointed In his stead. C.

F. McHugh, city attorney of Wilkes-Barre, appeared for Mr. Schwabe. He said the effort to upset the election machinery of this borough on the eve of election was only part of a grand political scheme conceived by a little coterie of discredited politicians In Freeland men who were repudiated at the polls sought to use the court to obtain the power which the voters denied to them. When the caustic city attorney finished his remarks the Representative boom of Attorney Kline had materially decreased In volume.

The court acquiesced to Mr. Mcllugh'i view of the affair and denied the motion and round No. 2 was given to the Democrats by the official referee. Vote for T. A.

Buckley for Justice. On the Eve of Battle. This Is the eve of election and great interest Is manifested In both borough and township contests. The politicians are unusually active In the last hours of the campaign and tomorrow's contest will be stubbornly fought In many districts. In Foster a hot fight Is being waged and both sides are claiming that the result of tomorrow's battle will be favorable to their side.

The disinterested politicians who understand the political conditions In the township claim that this Is a Democratic year and that the whole ticket will be elected. Tbe Republican leaders admit that the result will be close but claim that their ticket will pull through. Io the borougb. the chief Interest will centre In the close wards where school directors and members of Council are to be elected, and a hoi contest will be waged until the polls clone on Tuesday evening. The Kline coup by whlch It was sought to overthrow the present regime by legal process, has aroused and united the Democrats and a larger vote will be the result.

Tbe leaders laugh at Kline's strategy and say that he lacks originality, as he does not appear to know any political manouvers only what they have taught him. On the contrary they clala that the political resource of the uatwrUed are laexaaiuUble, and Assumed Charoi of Washery Base Ball at Beavtr Meadowr Other New. Tomorrow is election day. The various candidates In Banks and Kline township as well as Beaver Meadow and McAdoo borouglhs are diligently working among the voters for their election. In McAdoo "borough keen interest is manifested on account of the contest, between the People's and Citizens' parties.

Both seem confident of winning. In Banks township the usual Interest Is manifested by both parties. In, Beaver Meadow borough and Kline township the old time vigor is being shown. In the contest that Is now about winding up numerous rumors of deals between both parties will be circulated by some of the schemers who spring these reports purposely to defeat some of the candidates. The voters should not pay attention to any rumor which they hear.

Use your own judgment and vote for the man of your choice and don't be misinformed by political disturbers. The condition of Mrs. Annie Gildea, of Jeanesville No. 4, who is suffering from an attack of dropsy is still serious. Her attending physician says If she lives until Wednesday she may probably recover, as she will then have passed the critical stage of ber illness.

John Bishop today assumed charge of the Star was'hery near Tresckow, operated by Tyler McTurk. Mr. Bishop was formerly employed at the Stockton plant operated by the same company which suspended operations for an Indefinite period last week. A party of twelve couples of young folks from Levlston enjoyed a sleigh ride to Mahanoy City on Saturday night. Two parties left Jeanesville for Tamaqua where they spent the night.

The latter party, which was composed of the employees of the Jeanesville No. 1 colliery. They returned home at 6 o'clock Sunday morning and report having had an excellent time. They will enjoy another trip before the winter is over. The Mitchell home at Part View, wiie re a case of smallpox brke out and which had "been under a strict quarantine for the past three weeks, was released Sunday.

The Thomas home, at the same place, will be released from quarantine on next Sunday. Base ball 13 already demanding the attention of the people of Beaver Meadow and the indications are that that town will be represented on the diamond this year by a strong team. The Beaver (Meadow boys last year showed that they knew something abuut the game by some of the strongest teams in the region Into camp. Some of the town's prominent business men are encouraging the movement to secure additional players. A new ball ground will also be gotten into readiness when the 'weather becomes more favorable.

Brief News. Gertrude Williams, of Yorktown, one of Banks township's school teachers, and Bella Hadley, the Audenried postmistress, spent Sunday as the guests of friends at Freeland. Mrs. Thomas and Michael Martin, of Jeanesville, spent Sunday as the guests of friends at Beaver Meadow. Mrs.

Adam Foulk and daughter, Me-lia, accompanied by John Morton, all of Jeanesvi.ie, enjoyed a sleigh ride to Rockport on Sunday. The Misses Mary Campbell and "ary Mundle, of Hazleton, spent Sunday as the guests of Miss Annie Conahan at Jeanesvil.e. John Sharp, of Tresckow, one of Banks township's school directors, will shortly depart for Newark.N. where he will locate permanently. Rev.

Polagrove, of Hazleton, preached In the M. E. church at Audenried Sunday night. Mr. and Mrs.

Mart Breslin, of Beaver Meadow, 'have returned from a visit to friends at Wllkes-Barre. James Breslin, formerly of McAdoo, now engaged In the undertaking business in New York, Is visiting In this section. In the suit of Mrs. Catherine Glnter, of Hazleton, vs. Frank B.

and Mary Neifert, the tenants, and John Glnter, involving land In Rush townshlp.heard before Squire Stapleton, the plaintiff was given judgment to the extent of $74.50. The story that Mrs. Thompson; of Paterson, N. formerly of the South Side, and a sister to Mrs. Mitchell, of Park View, a a victim of smallpox Is without foundation.

At the Lehigh Valley and the Lehigh Wllkes-Barre Coal Co. collieries, all the long shift of Sunday and Sunday night for the firemen and pumpmen has been abolished. John Kelly has teen declared winner of the contest for 15 held for 8L Patrick's Cadets at McAdoo.he having secured new members, with Thomas Dally a close second. The Young Men's T. A.

B. Society. of Beaver Meadow, has received two donations from the ever reneroua Coxe ladles. One check came from Mrs. Eckley B.

Coxe, of Drlfton, for 100, and the other for $50 from Mlsa Rebecca Coxe, of Philadelphia. Timldltr. "Don't you loe children?" "Some children," answered the maq sfho Is slightly bald. "But don't you love children as a rule?" "So. I once taught school.

I don't oe them. I fear thetn." Wuhlnjr-too Star. It Cattrrh Your Llfi'i Cloud neut note tod throat ipcclallkU lo dally praCtlC bight rcCOIUIDftl 1-4 )f Agnew's Catarrhal Powler, lUa, lure, permanent, palnleea tad harm lest la all caaea of cold la the head, tonslllUa, hoaraeneaa tad catarrh. II gives relief la Ua mlaaUi, tad baflaa a the dlaet UU magle. loll Hg.lta4 A Oo, aa4 ttaji Drai laM Home-made mince meat will not in Summer.

"None Such" Mince Meat is a year 'round delicacy as good in Summer as in Winter, because it is packed to "keep" and docs not spoil. By using the delicious NOHE'SITGH if A Stretch. Bronco Bill So jer lynched tlf wrong feller? Bough Eube Yes. We Imagined fee was th' feller stole th boss, but ha Wasn't. Bronco Bill Hull 1 Yer should more careful how yer stretch yea imagination.

Judge. Rather Forward, Clara That Gusnie Gush ought be ashamed of herself the beld thing. Dora What did she do? Clara She accepted Jack Jewel, and he hadn't proposed to her bat three times. N. Y.

Weekly. Great Lock. I First Guide I was out with dale sportsman from the city; to-day. Second Guide So? Did you have any luck? First Guide Sure! Ain't I home again safe and sound? Philadelphia Tress. I How She Fonnd It Ont.

I am convinced," she said, angrily, "that you married me for my money." "That," replied the brutal husband, "is what conies of the bad habit ol looking in the mirror." Chicago Post. His Herniation Shuttered. Maddox I always thought Cumse) had the reputation of being a smart man. Gazzam Well? Maddox I detected him buying aa umbrella to-day. Harlem Life.

Above Mortal Comment. Harriet Cupid is always represent ed as a poor little urchin without aay garments. Harry Yes, that is done so that be will never go out of style. Detroit Free Press. Consoling, Penelope I cannot see how Ethel esn bear to have her Sauce play foot ball.

Constance Oh. Ethel Is one of those people who would look especially well in mourning. Brooklyn Life, Delays Are Dangerona, "The reason some men never reacS the top of the ladder," said the breakfast cynic, "is because they wait at the bottom for an elevator to vake them up." Chicago Daily News. A BOTTLE OF 5 IRON GLUE and a Brush 5CEIMTS. MEMW Furniture, Books, Jewelry, China.

Bric-a-Brac, etc. SOLD AS IRON Be a Bottle, A Large Bottlo for Oo Quick to Stick Sold to Hold. 104 WestBroad Streot A BACK NUMBER was good enough for our ancestors, but It does not sat Iffy the preoeut generation. Our Pianos are strictly up-to-date aud in the highest grade. Our pik-es represent the first factory i'otn, ruuulng from fUO up, but dealers prices on similar gradea re 400 up.

If you think of buying call here aud save ha of ihe retail value and If It's an organ wmt we have uew nee as low as Call and hear the wonderful PEERLESS PLAYER play the most dinicult iuuhIo with most excellent expreaslou aud accuracy. Go. CHURCH A CHESTNUT tTtV HAZLETON, A. MJ a. a JZ retards the circulation, weakens the deranges digestion, pollutes the blood, destroys the nervous force and saps the vitality of the whole system.

It causes pains in the side, palpitation, shortness of breath, smothering, dropsical swellings, sinking spells, and frequently ends all suffering in sudden death. Why tempt death when a cure is within easy reach? "My head would pot ro hot it seemed to bo burning up, wliilo ray feet were like Joe. Jjy limbs would swell find get numb. I had to sit in a ch iir iy and night for months and my heart throbbed and paind mo terribly. After uinrr three botilos of Dr.

Mile9' Heart Cure I could do a good days work." J. M. Maclat, I Shippcnsburjj, 1'a. I D. Rifles' never fails to relieve, and few cases are too severe for it to cure.

Sold by druggists on guarantee. Ir. Miles Medical 'Elkhart, Ind. C. W.

KLINE, Attorney-at-Law, ABNER SfvuTH, Assistant. Consultation In German and English. Office 2nd flror, ur. Broad and Wyoming streets, Hazletun, Pa. R.

J. O'DONNELL, Attorney-at-Lav. Office. Campbell's Block, Freeland, Pa. jfrfr GEORGE KRICK, Sells lots, houses and farms; In office 9 to 11 a.

2 to 3 and 7 to 8:30 p. m. Office 17 Wet Broad Street, Hazleton, Pa. Bueiuees done in German and English. JOHN H.

BIGELOW, Attorney-at-Law, Scawarta Buildi 1 E. Broad St FREDERICK L. SMITH, Attorney and Counsellor-at-Law. Room 3, Broad and Laurel S-ts. Money to loan on good security.

J08EPH H. JONES, Attorney-at-Law, Consultation In German and English. r- i i. nek xir Tt -i n. P.

V. WEAVER, Attorney-at-Law, Office West Broad Hazleton, Pa. JOHN 8HARPLE.SS, Attorney-at-Law and Notary Public. Office Gorman's Block, 37 W. Broad street, Hazleton, Pa, JOHN G.

SCHWARTZ, Attorney-at-Law. Consultations in German and Eng lish, 37 VCest Broad street, Hazleton, Pa. Dr. W. T.

SHERMAN, Dentist Next Door to Central Hotel. DrX. G.Koenig, DENTIST, 13 West Broad ftreet, Hazleton. For sale Common homers and (an tall t1 aeons Strong Nerves lj ar the true source of good, healthy I appearance. Peraoni caif-s'arved cervesal.

way look You cannot be hn.ny rrithout nerve Tlgor; you cannot be natural without all the powers wUch nature meant you to have. product a healthful glow which art cannot Imitate. They lnvic rate every organ, put new force to nerves, elasticity to the atcpand round out the fact and form to lines if health and beauty. fl OOperbox: 6 bores (with wrlllea I guarantee). Si CO.

Ilori: f-r c-. tAi I If BlalctMB Cn rLwIum' I For sals by Haxle Dmc Haxi Pa FILLING A POSITION Man nfaHMtr anowtbtlr fari-tir In the lot heather wear, in cimiieain aim luua It's Only Possible li liavt this fit and qun'ltv when rfd Hnrlnr h-n 1.iiih 1 llhr to do tlx Urfrut hltnl lor yon, our nil relurl nn 91" IV to 9lnii nn'i 10 vixoul ruamn from IT 60ltt7iud 10 30 to JU lOHN PORTZ, IK East Street. ft Vr -1 tl mm) Show Blm No Merer. "Boys, what's the trouble?" asked man who had came upon a western lynching party. "This chap killed his father." "Oh, well, the old man would have Sad to die some time." "He killed his hrother, too." "That's nothing much.

Cain did but nobody lynched him." "But he stole a mule, too." "You don't sayl String him up!" Harlem Life. A Deep Schemer. "Why is that handsome Mr. Parker ruch a furious woman hater?" The tall, dark, beautiful girl looked stealthily around before answering. "I found out from his sister the other day," she said.

"It's his very handsomeness that makes him so indifferent to the ladies. You see, he has ambition to get along in politics and he knows his good looks handicap him terribly in his efforts to stand well with the men." Chicago Record-Herald. A Modest Explanation. "How did you attain the reputation of being witty and satirical?" inquired the "methodical person. "It was quite accidental," answered Miss Cayenne.

"On two or three occasions I inadvertently said something which left my friends no alternative except to laugh or get angry. And they were too polite to do the latter." Washington Star. An Irish Kick. A cyclist in Ireland was bitten by a dog. He wrote a complaint to the ocal paper, and the communication closed with these remarkable words: "The dog, I understand, belongs to magistrate who resides in theneigh- Vvorhood, and is allowed to wandei on the road unmuwled, and yet sits an the bench in judgment on others Tit-Bits.

A NEWFACTORY Tbe undersigned, having- Just opened a Dew fai tory, are prepare) to do all kinds ol UpliolNle lug ol Parlor suits, cowries, louDnen etc. Kspeciul attention given to making over of Hh'i Muttressea. (juari n-teen to be hs good as new. All work cal ed for and delivered Martin factory Cedar and Oreen streets Hazleton. Autliraolte telephone.

INVESTIGATE. L' OK at your Arcldent Insurance Folic i and see if It provides tor tbe audlilou of 5 per cut. lo tb- dealb, loss and specific, beuetlts yearly for 10 yeara If It does not, ou snuuld before renew IngtbesHinetHlk wltn tbe undersigned representative ol the C. E. HELME3, Deisroth HAZLETON, PA.

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