10B THE BRAZOSPORT FACTS Friday, November 11,1994 Scarlett resembles international soap opera Sequel-based story misuses good actors By SCOTT WILLIAMS AP Television Writer NEW YORK — Look your last on Tara, viewers, and don't set your hopes too high for Scarlett, a $45 million miniseries with 30 cents worth of ideas. CBS' eight-hour, four-night sequel to Margaret Mitchell's Gone with the Wind starts Sunday and concludes Wednesday. It is simply not worth your time, despite a fine performance by Joanne Whalley-Kilmer in the title role. As Scarlett O'Hara, Whalley- Kilmer re-creates one of pop culture's most enduring characters, and invests her with the selfishness und drive that made Scarlett so memorable. As Rhett Butler, former James Bond actor Timothy Dalton creates a character who has become the sort of chap who likes lo be received in society, but prefers to roll up his sleeves and eat in the kitchen with the whores. Their competent performances, unfortunately, are undone by a shabby, incoherent script. William Hanley's flaccid screenplay is a hopelessly padded adaptation of romance writer Alexandra Ripley's novel, trashed by The Associated Press as 1991's "worst book of the year." An ingenious writer might have figured out new romance and adventure for Scarlett and the great cad Rhett. Think of the hardscrabble, ugly American era of the Reconstruction South or the West or Lhe North! Instead, Rhett and Scarlett are kept asunder by an absurd series of misunderstandings, misgivings, contrived conflicts and cheap plot tricks that seem fundamentally unequal to the task of keeping them apart. Nothing will suffice for Scarlett but to bundle our heroine around the South in a series of near-ritual humiliations. Scorned by "polite society," Scarlett must go abroad, to live among the countryfolk of Ireland and the genteel snobs of Victorian London. Perhaps a taste of the first episode will show you how Scarlett went wrong: Remember, our story opens the day after Rhctl has walked out on Scarlett, who is refusing to divorce him and determined still to win him back. Ah, but no. Scarlett scandalizes Atlanta with her tender consolation of grieving Ashley Wilkes (Stephen Collins in his EIGHTH miniseries!) at the grave of his wife, Melanie. Scarlett accepts censure and troops gamely back to Tara. There, her visit to the deathbed of faithful servant Mammy (Esther Rolle of Good Times') marks the first of many pointless guest shots that last.only seconds. In a matter of minutes, the scheming Scarlett has kicked off the dust of Tara, her sacred plantation home. She will return only once, for a final farewell. No, but it's off to Rhett's hometown, Charleston, S.C., where she is received by his mother, who is unaware of the rift between them. Rhett and Scarlet go sailing ... and ... oh, what's the use? The guest stars, considering their marquee value, have pathetically little to do. Ann-Margret could have phoned in her role as the madame Belle Walling. Sir John Gielgud, at 90, commands the little screen for five minutes and is seen and heard no more. Julie Harris as Rhett's mother, Eleanor, has a bit more work, but her role is still limited. Only Colm Meaney (best- known as Chief O'Brien of Star Trek: The Next Generation) has any scope. He plays Scarlett's cousin, the priest Colum O'Hara, a Fenian activist, who actually grows as a character. Sean Bean plays Richard, Earl of Fenton, a thorough cad and bounder whose base nature is immediately made known to us, but concealed from Scarlet. In the late going, there is a scene of sexual assault that would be powerful and upsetting if it weren't absurdly impossible. A fourth-act murder trial is equally absurd, but if you've stayed with Scarlett that long, you're a lost cause. Still, if you feel you must see Scarlett, tune in the first episode Sunday night. You'll see how Joanne Whalley-Kilmer and Timothy Dalton star in the miniseries Scarlett, based on Alexandra Ripley's best-selling sequel to Gone With The Wind, which begins Sunday on CBS. Whalley-Kilmer and Dalton's performances help bring the story to life and how the script quickly suffocates them. It won't take you long to spot the extra characters, the childish plot lines, the wasted production values and the missed opportunities. Frankly, viewers, I really don't think you'll give a damn. Elsewhere in television ... UNSOLVED MARKS 200th: NBC's Unsolved Mysteries marks its 200th "solve" at 7 p.m. tonight with the emotionally 'charged reunion of two Vietnam veterans, Mitchell Shigemoto and James Pearson. The two men became close friends during nine months of combat in 1965-66, when Shigemoto was wounded and Pearson saved his life. 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(Following the fire, they had moved into her parents' home with no expenses whatsoever.) They have been given two "replacement showers" to replace the gifts they had received from the four or five showers prior to their wedding. (I had attended one.) I recently learned that they were fully insured and have been compensated for everything they lost. Now they are preparing to move into a very expensive home they're building. I'll probably be invited to a housewarming next — and most likely to one of the many baby showers for the child they are expecting in four months. I don't mind helping people in time of need, but don't you think these "replacement showers" were tacky and a bit much to ask of people who had already given and done so much? — APPALLED DOWN SOUTH DEAR APPALLED: It was indeed tacky for the couple to have accepted two "replacement showers," knowing that their losses were completely covered by insurance. Shame on them. 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