The Nome Nugget from Nome, Alaska • 3

Krom the Laud of the MIDNIGHT SUN Nome, Alaska. Hash House Repartee: Waiter, a fly in the bottom of my cup. What does that know. a waiter, not a fortune Wife (tearfully): You have broken the promise you made me Hubby: Don't cry; make you another. Do you, Air.

Stacks, think that a millionaire could go through the the eye of a needle I don't know. 1 will, however, admit that my lawyers have dragged me through some very small loop-holes. Passenger: suppose my Chute Pilot: get down a little quicker, all. Does your clog seem to care for you He sure does: I've sold him three times and each time he lias come back to me. Lawyer: I am willing to take your boy as niy office boy.

Is he Father: yes, he Is truthful, but of course, he understands that business' is Here Her, lie man saved liis all, for the day when the rain and snow should fall: he knew no pleasure, shared no game and died before the blizzard came. Mr. Goldstein: lady, furs have gone up a lot Customer: Mr. lady, I suppose it costs the animal more to live than it used Waiter: "Customer says his steak is too snail." Mangaer: it away and bring back on a smaller plate." "Bobby, what did you do with the shells of the peanuts you were in the street car?" Bobby: "Well. I didn't waut to throw them on the Boor, so I put them in the pocket of the man sitting next to me." Uncle and neice stood watching I he young folks dancing with gay abandon at a modern party, i I bet you never saw dancing 1 ke this back in the said the neice.

"Only Uncle the place was "When my wife needs some money she calls me "Handsome?" "Yeah: hand some Down in Arkansas a man was tried for assault and battery. The state produced as evidence the weapons used, a rail, a gun, saw and ile. The counsel exhibited as the other man's weapons a scythe blade, pitchfork, pistol, dog, razor and hots. After being out several hours the Jury gave this verdict: "We, the jury, would have given a dollar to see the fight." Teller (Special Nugget Correspondence) Feb. Mr.

and Mrs. Jesse Olson of the, Mission have just returned from a several weeks trip to Igloo. Miss Ethel Marx is visiting in Teller for a few days. The fresh water project of the CWA has been completed and gives every appearance of being an ex tremely beneficial piece of work. Miss May Thompson and Mrs Charles Levan are Igloo vis tors this week.

Mr. and Mrs. Gus of Nome have been in Telle' for the pa-t several da vs. Mrs J. I.

Anderson ill at her me lut experts to be put i.srain vitiiij a few No one in the Teller of wis absent or tardy last month. This the first one hundred j.ttendance this year. Wilbur Tweet. Paul Stafford Jr. and Grace Rlutehford ware the flag winners in the February Most of the boys have been out hunting seals lately.

There have been thousands of seal along the coast between Lost River and ng. It is not unusual for one man to get between twenty and thirty a day. order that subscribers will not delayed in receiving the Satur day Nugget, several honrs late, it will necessary that all changes of regular advertisements be in thle office not later thaa0 P. Thursdays, to Insure publication in Saturday Otherwise the change cannot be made until the next Issue. TONIGHT 5 VALUABLE PRIZES BEST SUSTAINED MAN BEST SUSTAINED WOMAN BEST SUSTAINED COUPLE BEST SUSTAINED GROUP DOOR PRIZE a SPECIALTY NUMBERS 1111 1 ADMISSION DANCE FLOOR, $1.00 SPECTATORS IN 6ALLERY, 50 CENTS (Dance Floor Reserved For Whites) MUSIC, 9:30 P.

M' --r- 4 Increased Gold Mining Activity In Nome Section Assured in Spring OLD BEACH LINES WILL PROBABLY BE SCENE OF ACTIVITY.