The Benson Signal from Benson, Arizona • 3

SCORE UP ONE FOR JONES Sarcastic Comment Will Be Appreciated by Those Who Favor Old- Time Methods of Travel. Down in the crimson clover zone there were two farmers named Jones and Smith, respectively. Jones was old-fashioned and stuck to old-fashioned ways, but Smith, who was more modern, bought a fine new automobile. One day he was proudly exhibiting to some friends when Jones came along. remarked Jones, as he, thoughtfully sized up the handsome machine.

that thing there on the a spare rim and a answered the proud Smith. always carry an extra one in case one of the wheels goes as I alius was the disdainful response of Jones. druv hosses fer nigh on 50 years, and I never had to carry a spare leg for one them Press. The Case. seemed largely incidental to Henry should call it more Out of Sorts THAT IS, something is wrong with baby, but we tell just what it is.

All mothers recognize the term by the lassitude, weakness, loss of appetite, inclination to sleep, heavy breathing, and lack of interest shown by baby. These are the symptoms of sickness. It may be fever, congestion, worms, croup, diphtheria, or scarlatina. Do not lose a minute. Give the child Castoria.

It will start the digestive organs into operation, open the pores of the skin, carry off the foetid matter, and drive away the threatened sickness. Genuine Castoria always bears the signature of HIS SILENCE A COMPLIMENT Too Many Men Are Apt to Make the Mistake That Is Recorded of This Husband. The coffee was weak, the bread underdone, and the fowl tough, or at least he said so. His long patience gave way. said she, tried faithfully to cook to suit you for twelve years long.

No one in the town has better-cooked food, yet you are always finding fault. Why you praise me once in a while, like to He looked up in astonishment. if you the most unreasonable woman I ever he ejaculated. many and many is the time sat down to a meal and never said a word about it. Anybody would know there any fault to be found, or found it, and yet you want a better compliment than that! just like a woman tell a compliment when they get Ancients Used Warfare.

The earliest use of deleterious gases in siege warfare is record 3d in the history of the Peloponnesian wars from 431 to 404 B. C. During this struggle between the Athenians and Spartans and their respective allies the cities of Platea and Delium were besieged. Wood saturated with pitch and sulphur was set on fire and burned under the walls of these cities order to generate choking and poisonous fumes which would stupefy the defenders and render the task of the attacking forces less difficult. Passing the Buck.

head bookkeeper can add up four columns of figures at he ever make sure, but got an assistant to blame them r. Another Slap. Sarcasticus (to friend who is exhibiting his new 4d car) little thing! I suppose you wash it in the sink. ih a Name? boundary between Hungary and Serbia is the Save is it going to do Its Sort. courtship must be It is a sort of court The amateur actor always believes that the world is full of possibilities.

A greatest need in life is love. Most Eminent Medical Authorities Endorse If A New Remedy for Kidney, Bladder and all Uric Acid Dr. Eberle and Dr. Braithwaite as well as Dr. Simon distinguished Authors that whatever may be the disease, the urine seldom fails in furnishing us with a clue to the principles upon which it is to be treated, and accurate knowledge concerning the nature of disease can thus be obtained.

If backache, scalding urine or frequent urination bother or distress you, or if uric acid in the blood has caused rheumatism, gout or sciatica or you suspect kidney or bladder trouble Just write Dr. Pierce at the Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. send a sample of urine and describe symptoms. You will receive free medical advice after Dr. chemist has examined the will be carefully done without charge, and you will be under no obligation.

Dr. Pierce Men and Women Women as well as men are made miser) able by kidney and bladder trouble. Dr, Swamp-Root, the great kidnej remedy, is highly recommended by thousands. Swamp-Root stands the highest for the reason that so many people say it has proved to be just the remedy needed in thousands of even the most distressing cases. At druggists in 60c.

and 11.00 sizes. Tou may receive a sample size bottle of Swamp-Root by Parcel Post, also a pamphlet telling you about it. Address Dr. Kilmer Binghamton, N. and enclose ten cents, also mention this paper.

Handy. started a ten-cent box for Christmas, said the better half. forget it, will forget replied the other fraction. how can you say such a thing? Os course I forget And he The very next day he shook four dimes out of the box to meet a deficiency in his car-fare allowance. Wise Beyond His Years.

Teacher (of geography class) Johnnie, how is the earth divided? Johnnie will know until the European war is over. Thought Umbrellas Unmilitary. Umbrellas and khaki seem a most unlikely combination; yet one instance is recorded of British soldiers taking their umbrellas into action, according to the London Chronicle. On December 10, 1813, during the battle of the Nive, the Grenadier guards captured a redoubt outside Bayonne While they were in possession of this Wellington passed by and noticed that the officers had umbrellas up to protect themselves from the heavy rain. He sent back his aide-de-camp, Lord Arthur Hill, to tell them that duke dojes not approve of the use of umbrellas in action.

The officers may, if they pleace, carry umbrellas even in uniform when on duty at St. James; but in the field it is not only ridiculous, but BABY LOVES HIS BATH With Cuticura Soap Because So Soothing When His Skin Hot. These fragrant supercreamy emollients are a comfort to children. The Soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to soothe and heal rashes, itchings, chafings, etc. Nothing more effective.

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Bugs. this exclaimed Mrs. Gabb as she looked up from her newspaper. what demanded Mr. Gabb.

a woman who complains that the insane asylum is filled with replied Mrs. Gabb. growled Mr. Gabb, the blame place for, Money Saved. make any money in the stock but saved a lot by not playing Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes make us look older than we are.

Keep your Eyes young arid you will look, young. After the Movies always Murine Ilf our tell your age. An Extremist. see that a man aged one hundred and two has just died in the lived long and died short, Lucky. any luck on your duck shoot ing catch cold this Many a man has been hopelessly injured by the accidental discharge Oj duty.

during many years of experimentation has discovered a new remedy which is thirty-seven times more powerful than lithia in removing uric acid from the system. If you are suffering from backache or the pains of rheumatism, go to your best druggist and ask for a 50 cent box of Anuric put up by Doctor Pierce, or send 10c for a large trial Dr. Favorite Prescription for weak women and Dr. Golden Medical Discovery for the blood have been favorably known for the past forty years and more. They are standard remedies well as Doctor Pleasant Pellets for the liver and bowels.

You can have a sample of any one of these remedies by writing Dr Pierce, and sending 10c for trial package. ARIZONA STATE NEWS Western Newspaper Union N-jws Service. DATES FOR COMING EVENTS. Nov. State Fair, Phoenix.

Nov. 1 State Convention, Phoenix. Dec. Poultry Show, Tucson. Jan.

5-7. Show, Poultry and Pet Stock Association at Mesa. Jan. Convention Arizona Cattle Association at Prescott, Work has been started on the county bridge near Douglas. Bandits robbed the San Simon Valley bank at San Simon of S4OO.

J. G. Keating is preparing to build a brick business block in Florence. An auto fire truck will be added to the equipment of the Miami department. The Arizona Power Company is to build another big electric plant along Fossil creek.

Yuma county has voted its $400,000 for good roads and has a good start on their construction. The return water pump house at the Inspiration mine at Miami is rapidly nearing completion. There is considerable mining activity in the Dripping Springs section of the Globe district. The next grand lodge meeting of the K. of will be held at Phoenix during the state fair.

Harry Huff, a former resident and official of Miami, was accidentally killed by a wagon passing over him. C. C. Sanders of Patagonia has taken over the Andes group of claims from Col. R.

R. Richardson on lease and bond and has started to work. The relief committee of the striking miners in the Clifton-Metcalf-Morenci district are caring lor about 900 people. John McDerwin Crapo, known for the last 30 years as John McDerwin, died at his home in Kingman after a long illness. Bishop Kimball arrived in Globe from the Gila valley for the purpose of holding a ward conference at the Latter Day Saints church at Globe.

The ore exhibit made by Mohave county at the Northern Arizona Fair showed that her riches are not confined to gold, nor to' the vicinity of Oatman. The Arizona anti-alien law was declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court of the United States. The decision affirms that of the Circuit Court, Word that 10,000 acres of land on which Moqui scrip had been filed, and had been held up, has passed to patent and the official papers are now at Phoenix. A recent examination at Oatman by experienced engineers demonstrated the fact that the surface shows values from $30,000,000 to $35,000,000 in rich territory. In the Union Pass section Henry E.

Lang and Mike Coleman have been doing considerable work on the Blue Jay and other claims of their group, and have been getting splendid results. Work has been started on the onestory and basement building which is being added to the rear of the high school to provide new quarters for the industrial department of the Douglas schools. Bradshaws are regenerated, which fact is attested by the activity going on, the excellent condition of the county and the heavy production that has was the statement made by Eli S. Perkins of Crown King. Overwhelmed by the fumes of an exploding lamp, C.

B. Woods, postmaster of Phoenix, died, and his body was partially consumed in tho ruins of his country house on the Black Canon road, near the grand canal. Issued as Bulletin No. 3, Mineral Technology Series No. by the Arizona State Bureau of Mines, is a pamphlet which will be of interest to those interested in mining in the state of Arizona.

It is entitled of Arizona and lists all of the minerals that are found within the state that are of commercial value, giving the country, district and in some cases the mines in which they are located. An investigation has been begun at Phoenix to determine the exact cause of the death of Postmaster Wood, whose body was found in the ruins of his home. A special says: charges have been preferred against C. B. Woods, postmaster of Phoenix and formerly secretary of the State fair commission.

Federal investigators have been in Phoenix several days on the matter. Woods is charged with conduct unbecoming a gentleman toward a T. Tarbell and George McKenzie, union leaders in the strike district, were held in jail in default of bail. It was alleged that Tarbell and McKenzie, who have been in charge of the Morenci union books, a meeting of the committee and attempted to take the books. They were arrested, but were subsequently liberated and were rearrested when it was learned that a mob was forming to escort them out of town.

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