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Your sex (MF) Your height Age range of person you wish to meet Min Surname Your age Max -First Name Address SCHOOL prefects are earning £10 a week supervising lunchtime breaks in Bradford The youngsters are delighted with the extra pocket money and the scheme appears to be working well Teachers who are refusing to carry out the lunchtime duties because of their pay dispute are not so pleased by the plan not surprised When you're full of your own self-importance it always comes as a shock to suddenly find that seople can manage perfectly well without you DATALINK POBOX lOO STRATFORD-UPON AVON For Brochure by return post phone (0789) 750092 (24-hr Reply Service spis9 Business is bad for many pubs just now Even the best-run boozers are finding that their regulars just don't come out for a drink so often It is interesting to note how breweries are responding to this slump in sales Some have slapped an extra 5p on a pint If they really think this is the way to win back customers the brewery bosses want their heads examined And I don't mean the ones on top of their over-priced pints PARENTS of the four schoolboys who drowned at End prepared to forgive and forget Still stunned by the loss of their lads on a Stoke Poges school outing they have rejected as an an insurance offer of £3500 compensation for each child They say that establishing the facts about exactly what happened at End is much more important than money But the facts are that this was a tragic accident which given the hindsight which frequently follows such-calamities might have been avoided That is the sad truth which these stricken families will finally have to face They only extend their agony by continuing to parade their private grief in public PATRICK CURTIS was up to his chubby neck in tasteless tittle-tattle last week The one-time Hollywood actor revealed the most intimate secrets of his marriage to actress Raquel Welch He dug deep into the sewers of sensationalism even dredging up a tacky tale of how he arranged for Raquel to have an abortion-before they were married Panmouth Patrick also besmirched the SEE OUR GARDENING FEATURE ON PAGES 26 35 OVERNIGHT RELIEF FROM CONSTIPATION THIS BOOKLET COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE 1 pulcolox MOANING Minnies is Mrs a her new name for critics of her employment policy Instead of pinning such gimmicky labels on the millions who are on the dole the Prune-Minister should spend more time talking to the genuinely jobless Lads like 20-year-oid Paul Keane an apprentice fitter who has just finished a four-year course at Devonpoi dockyard Despite being named trainee of tm year he has now been told: -There's no job in vou 11 Britain really is breeding an army Moaning Minnies much of the blame must surely lay with ns leader Misery Maggie TVO schoolboys set off for Africa in a rubber-dinghy But they began to sink in the Channel just off Dover and had to be rescued by a passing ship It would have been wrong for police to merely turn a Nelsonlike blind eye to this reckless foolhardy and dangerous enterprise But I wonder whether the thunder-faced Inspector had to be quite so heavy-handed when he appeared on television to condemn the two teenagers in such hostile and humorless tones? niovenient Gas is the most popular fuel in British clean controllable and economical But like anv fuel it must he used careful I Our tree fxxjklet tells you all you need to know about gas safety what to do il you smell gas and how to avoid the danger of carbon monoxide poisoning from inadequately flued or badly maintained gas appliances Don't delay-get your free copy from our local gas showroom Read it and keep it handy For a basic inspection check ol your gas installation or for further ad ice on gas salcty ask at vour local gas showroom Meanwhile remember the golden rule IF YOU SMELL GAS-RING THE GAS PEOPLE JUST 2 SMALL TABLETS AT BEDTIME AND FIN ALLY MY MATE Chalkie down at The York was having his hair cut the other day when the harner suddenly said: you realise going paui -Chalkie just looked in the mirror and said: twa case better hurry up AVAILABLE ONLY FROM PHARMACIES.