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SECTION FIVE PAGE EIGHT THE PITTSBURGH SUNDAY POST, SEPTEMBER 30, 1923. am timiie MMF SMELL By Joseph Van Raalte AGAIN, WHAT'S IN A NAME If the Cabotos Could Become Cabots in Days Gone by, Why Can't the Kabotchnicks Do Likewise? They Can! -r Ijiia rastest crosVh tween New. Tork and Gothen. deo. ttic floating of Nathan Hantaan of States Friday night.

akin )mpi-Mnlon the Cabot Family Goes to Court to Keep Name From Kabotchnicks Philadelphia, Aug. 13. When Harry Boston and.Oeorre E. and Frederick P. empire tnent I ma1nta Oermar econon the win "Alth.

clon th: to the Europe, Ing, no of Fra Great I lsolatloi "Engi; Italy, to port of Into line Sweden H. and Myrtle Kabotchnick presented aj Cabot. of the Massachumtu aching but Ohio whien 4 the aid. It It Stat ratitlon In the Court of Vtr X0 io nnvo incir imin CunrllMh anrf A map. alio rriiiisi ivbiiif 7 America ar.ri.

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AC the first sound of the burglar alarm Cornelius McGllllcooley Cabot dropped the copy of the Social Register he was reading, reached for his blunderbuss and fired three times from the front window. The sound of the shooting aroused Lord Torn Hook, general counsel for the PeanaylYanla Society of the Order of Pale Patriots of the past tense, who bounded from hU bed In pursuit of the offending Kabotchnlck. The following morning the culprit stood before the bar of Justice. I am to ere." said Lord Torn Socle, addressing the court, in the unique capacity of complaining counsel for the complainant. It would be subversive of the best cold-pressed traditions of the country to have Cornelius McGilli-cooley Cabot appear In a public or common oourt, charging a foreigner with reaching across the table and dipping hie bread in the Cabot gravy.

ia time, your honor, that something was dona to stop the raid on well-known and. In many Instances, historical proper names. "Look what theyTa done to Bismarck! When 'you hear Bismarck you immediately smell herring. I utter the name 'Napoleon. 111 bet a Stetson to a stogie that the word conjures up in the Judicial Imagination the vision of a French bun." "WelL what's that prove?" eays the Judge.

"It only goes to show," continues Lord Torn Sock, "that unless adequate protection la afforded the sacred I may say revered name of Cabot it may coma to be synonymous with the gum and garters of the country. Think a minute. Tour honor "I don't have to think unless I want to." says the judge. "That's the beauty of wearing the Judicial ermine." "Do me a favor. says Torn Sock, "and permit your bean to become active for just a minute.

Suppose you accede to this person's request and permit, him to assume the name of Cabot. Suppose Immediately thereafter he goes forth and embarks in the ketchup business. we'H say. "Picture to yourself, your honor, the consternation In Bahaton If the "At lantic Weekly" oozed out some day with an ad like this on the back piasxa: 'Love thy neighbor as thyself! Insist that he sprinkle his beans with Cabot's "Suppose he goes into the klmona business and a year from now the rocks and billboards of the country burst Into bloom with the legend: 'Kiss me, Carl! I wear Cabot's Kl-monas. "'What have you to say to that?" says the Judge to Kabotchnick.

"And may the Lord have mercy' on your soul." 3 "I object." says Lord Torn Sock. "It haen't been proved that he has a soul." "What's your name?" asks the Judge. "Kabotchnick," replies the witness. "Did you get that?" the Judge asks the stenographer. "I caught a whiff of It as it went by." the stenographer answers.

"Kabotchnick," says the judge, "you wish to part with the Irrepressible Jocosity of in exchange for the sad and delicate monicker of and Cabot objects. "We've advertised to the world in general that the show we're running 'in this country Is a Democracy. That being so, the custom and procedure is to frown on the attempt of any family, no matter how illustrious, to label its name with a 'Use No Hooks' sign. "The first-rate great man, we are told, is equal with other men. The second-rate great man is on his knees to other men.

The third-rate great man is superior to other men. "We U3ed to teach in this land of the Kabotchnicks and the home of the Cabots that, in itself, a name is nothing. That it derived its meaning from the definite creed and the cast iron code of morals of the man who wore it. "Democracy is based on reverence for the common people who, Lincoln said, the Lord must have loved or He wouldn't have made so many of them. "Democracy is founded on Cabot's reverence for Kabotchnick and on Ka-botchnick's respect for Cabot.

It strikes us that the name Cabot might attain greater proportions if the Cabots themselves became smaller in it; If the perfect circle in which they move were less narrow wide enough, let us say, to reach out and welcome a Katbotch-nic with a hand as glad as young love. "I'll think it over, gentlemen, and if Tuesday is a clear day III render my decision." Tuesday came, following its usual custom. It was a clear day. There was not a cloud In the sky. The court room was packed.

"I find," says the judge, "after consulting my son's school history, that the first Cabots, John and 'Sebastian, reached the Western Hemisphere in the year 1497, five years after Columbus landed on the shoes of Cuba, the land of departed spirits. "In that day the Cabots were known as Cahoto. Some time between then and now they dropped the final o. "If the Cabots can drop an to keep the wind from whistling through the nd of their name, I see no reason why Br'er Kabotchnick cannot let go the 'chnick' If he's getting round-shouldered carrying it about, "Kabotchnick," says the Judge, "do yon know these Cabots?" do not," says Kabotchnick. "Should "You've never seen one of them?" "I once see a picture of Henry Cabot says Kabotchnick.

"And you're itHl willing to go through with this thing? You're a brave Dago. Your nerve intrigues me. I therefore deny Lord Torn Sock's motion and repudiate his gestures. The court rules that henceforth and from now on Kabotchnick is the dramatic editor of the name of Cabot, to have or to hold, for better or for worse, in the ketohup or kimona business, and let no man put him asunder." "Amen," murmurs Kathotchnick. "You're welcome," says the judge.

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DOLDE, Chess Champion of Western Pennsylvania. THE PITTSBURGH POST. No. 00. September 30, 1023.

915-921 Penn Pittsburgh, Pa. See Our Advertisement In Another Section of this Paper State GlauMware Clocks Bat try Carrtasjea Post Office It year shipping point Is Send Shipment to. Problem No. 469. COMPOSED POK THE PITTSBURGH POST BV L.

FRIELIwVNDER. NEW YORK. BLACK 4 PIECES. Problem No. 471.

i COMPOSED FOR THE PITTSBURGH POHT BY MAXWELL. BCKOF7.ER. WOODSfPE, L. I. BLACK 3 PIECES.

Problem No. 467. COMPOflEP FOR THE FTTTPBrROH POST BT HENRY B. FCNK. ALTON MANITOBA.

BLACK PIECES. bia University, for November 1. 30 surd to atone for the short thrtat.E. M. Lang.

In good style. The three variations are nicely blended. lr. Gilbert Bodds. 21 and Professor Alfred Stansfleld cf the SOLVERS' CONTEST denartment of metallurgical engineer mm mm.

ma Problem No. 473. rouroPKo poii tiif. pittkbttrok post BY J1AXWKI.L. Ht'KOKZEK, WtODSIIjE, I.

HI.ACK 2 PIIVKa. fiZL.wJtwJ gs ing, at McGUl University. Canada, who will appear here during the between January 11 and 19. mr 'sam 'a va 393 391 302 3 3 3 3 3 WW Wz? mis a Vt7 "The Manitoba Task." Altona, Sept. 17.

1923. Dear Mr. Dolde I would like to propo the following two-move task: A black batter to grive 2 cross-checks by discovery, the discovering piece in each case unpinning a white piece to cover the heck and cause the kins to be mated. I will offer a small prize 4n the from of a ches took io the composer achievinir the above task, whose problem will be the best to appear in The Post. By what experimenting I have done with It far, I find it very difficult to get a suitable matrix.

J. E. FUNK. Time limit, 60 days. Alain C.

White to Judge. mr VZJJ. WOZi I VfCA lututt 7A''' ml' Wm fm flS wl re ra 34 Total 574 569 552 555 536 5 184 390 10 388 5352 10 3341 218 122 10 82 38 3H9 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 Prizes Name Pre v. Soore S7 388 2 Hattey 539 3 ii Trenkle 5-15 8 1 Herr 540 3 3 3 Wurzburg S3 7 3 li Dawson 512 3 9 1 John son 455 3 9 Fi itMllander 373 3 3 1 llukofzer 300 3 3 lr. Dobbs 323 3 9 1 Wilhelm 290 3 9 1 Funk 200 3 3 1 Ackerman 107 3 3 1 Lang 57 0 3 Mcllvaiie 2 3 A limit of 5 point mt le ewtabliliert mates from liiwiranizinB; the cuiitekl.

Kl. i 4 VXTA WSSrSX. fUsT4 '''A Ha W3 wm HH wEk 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 vm mm Wi. um nm SERVICE STAR LEGION OPENS MEET MONDAY Several Thousand Members Expected at National Convention. YM fH Wk Wt wA izm WW WMt fM ItS wM ws wm tM-wm wM im hV VM wm mAi ,.8 WZi WA WM.

WJk WW on any problem to prevent cooked self Lecture Program Arranged at Tech WHITE 9 PIECES. WHITE 8 PIECE3. WHITE MATES IK THREE MOVES 3BPp2; SppP; B7; 1K4RQ. WHITE II PIECES. WHITE MATES IN TWO MOVES.

ls2B3; pPRlPplr; pjk2p: Q1K331P; IPSJpIP; 2p3PI; IBS; S. WHITE SKIF-MATES IX THREE MOVES BlSi; lklB3U; Sopl; 4Ppin; 5Kpl; tPl gT; 8. Problem No. 390. BY FTUErLAXrER.

NO SOLUTION. 1 Sir4 Pbi No mate. Problem No. 470. COMPOSED FOR THE PITTSBURGH POST BY 1 FRIEDLANDER.

NEW YORK. Problem No. 472. COMPOSED FOR THE PITTSBURGH POST BT MAXWELL Bl'KOFZER. WCK5DSIDE.

L. I. BLACK 10 PIECES. Problem No. 468.

COMPOSED FOR THR PITTPFUROH POST BY L. NEW IOP.K. WHITE 10 PIECES. WHITE MATHS IN it'K MOVES. 2Blp3; BIklPa; 1S4P1; TP; 111S4; K-P4: S.

Problem No. 474. BY F. FRF.IBf RJ. D.W.

BLACK 3 PIECES. BLACK I PIECES. BT.AK 8 PTRfE." Problem No. 392. BY J.

KASHDAN A- A. P1NKUS. KEY 1 1M4 PxP 2-Bl else 2 Sk3 ck Interesting trifle. Bishop ami pawn well placed. Ir.

Gilbert Iobbs. One model mate with liht Bcttinif J. K. Fur.k. A Rive and take key.

hut the self-block by TxP a verv pretty G. Stiilimrfieet Johnson. The radiates. a certain abandon -of fpontanelty in an atmosphere akin to Sotuid and excellent. C.

F. Trenkle. Jr. Easy key and no tries. The mates are good, especially after Kc4.

J. A. Quite T. R. lj.iw-5011.

A very p'easinR: corntiosition. L. Kriediander. first attempt of two student affiliated with the Kice Chess Club auxiliary. Simple, but neat and clean nd sound! Maxwell Buknfzer.

m.m.m II 11 Wb WA wM. mm wM P3 WM Wi mm a mA Jy, Members of the" Service Star Legion, numbering: several thousand, will meet tomorrow Jn the Bchenley Hotel and register for the annual convention of the organization which will continue until Friday. The members of the body are mothers, wives and sisters of soldiers of the World war. The first day will be informal In Its program, for the entire period will be takrtn up in registering and providing for the comfort of the delegates, many of whom will travel long distances. The climax of the meeting will arrive Thursday night when a banquet will be held.

Women from the local legion will be the hostesses. Hotels and private homes have been opened to care for the clty' guests. Committees have been named and have been working for weeks to have everything in readiness for he event. The convention Is termed the National one. although it is expected many foreixn-resid ipg American mothers, wives and ststec.s will find their way to this city, Mrs.

John Larkin. of the publicity committee, announced. The exact number of delegates has not been estimated. European men of affairs, as well as American authorities will toe Included in the program of public lectures for the comin.tr year at Carnegie Institute of Technology, according to an announcement. President Thomas S.

Baker's policy of inviting internationally-known leaders of science and letters will be largely extended to cover the coming prosram. Last year widely-known scientists and leaders in thought were engaged by President Baker tc give public lectures, the movement meeting with results sufficiently encouraging to plan another program, alon.sr similar lines. Of outstanding interest is the announcement that Dr. Xiis Pohr of the University of Copenhagen, and winner of the Xobel prize in physics in 1922 will lecture under the auspices of Carnegie Tech time in November. Other speakers engaged in-clude Dtxter S.

Kimball, dean of the college of engineering at Cornell University, who will give a series of addresses on ''Industrial Organization" on the evenings of October C3. 24 and 25: Dr. John Erskine, professor of English at Colum rdbPaf asp Problem No. 391. PY FUNK.

KEY 1 v'fi threat 2 Qf.i ck Rxh3 2 Rd4 2 Sxc3 ck KxS 2 QeSck Excepting- the short threat every mate a model. J. E. Funk. Pretty bishop flacriflct and echoed chameleon models G.

Johnson. Tiie aspect of those three twin models ho'ps me to foreet the lapse of mOTals In the threat. C. F. Trenkle, Jr.

Not much to ke key, but the variations and trie. are fine. J. A. Wilhelm.

The key Is "stuffy, but there are some nice scattered mates with plenty of black blocks T. I'awscn. Thin kind of blocking is not my taste L. Fried-lander. A lovely little thins w-ith four chnrm-ingr models.

The one after the knlRrht defense iy the sweetest The rather libera! black paddlne- tone problem merit a little. Maxwell Bilk Jf Jn (food stv'e. The three variatlo'is are nicely blended. 1 )r. Gilbert lvuibs.

Certainly an excellent problem. The mater after KxS2. QeOck: Kd3, 3 QfS. js echoed by the unexpected mate after Sd4, 2 SxPrk. KxB3, Qd7.

The kniirht self-b'ocks In both matf-a which are on different colored squares. An additional model enhances the mur't of tins problem, mote tlian sufXicientiy II W4 mt if HP SI iH 1P ''nii vflfo WFM fp Wm fm wm m- wm M. gal iff W4 MM mm mi W4 i kW- mM x'v. mm Problem No. 393.

BY W. A. SHIXKMAX. BxQ He SO SOLCTIOK' 1 QfT BxQ 2 Bef! No mate In four. Thi bold double Nowotny tlieme problem passed through the hands of ali our solvers as beins correct, except J.

A. Wilhelm of New Orleans, to whom all the credit for discovering: the cook Is due. A sinpular distinction. Mr. Wilhelm.

BY MAXWELL BCKOFZER. THREE SOLUTIONS. 1 Pe3. alst 1 lUil and I KaL WHITE 6 PIECES. WHITE MATES IN' THREE MOVES.

WHITE 6 PIECES. WHITE MATES IN THREE MOVES. WHITE 7 PIECES. WHITE MATES IN THREE MOVES. 6Q1; 661; SKP2P2; 4klpl; lpBp4; 3Pp2s; Sqrb2.

I WHITE 4 PIECES. WHITE MATES IN EIGHT MOVES. 4B3; 3E.4; 4k3; 3pi; 2pK4; iP5; K.i 4p3; palpi; aCBklbp; 1Q1K4; s. lp6; lpipl; 6pl; BtiPl; 1P2R3,.