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Carbondale Hernn Murphysborcf SOUTHERN ILLINOISAN, TUESDAY, MAY 16, 1967 Page Fifteen Steve Roper IS liS is a doa is p't-nn I'xVf IVE BEEM THIMKIMS (D 1 MY GIVE ME THAT I '-gV 1 IOOK BUDSET 15 A LITTLE JUICE, BABy! JUST fe'-iV UZRlP t'Zf tfJvk3UREt' MAYBE YOU COULD THIN THESE HSABD THE CLERK SAY r'iT'f '(V Xbv TYOU 'J ji-scrV USEAGOOOFEED YOU BOUGHT A SWELL rl SVL? VTi AH Ann Landers A doa by those little ones before they a i i i nzii i i ii. rviiu 'I'd like you to meet a REAL discarded any standards of j-Jr ir 4 Television tonight Lion suffers from amnesia; 'Occasional Wife' gets virus Apartment J-U RC II I 11 J''lWill' RWf I SAW VOUR UGHT OS! THOUGHT I'D STOP Mil flilL Mm Ik. Ill lirl iteJss Beetle Bailey r. voljs evek since k'Movv. I MAMaI a pescsiptoni 7 mv IT UEAZT )S I WENT OU TAT AVE IS i A PBPPBZ HEARTBURN oSv GO WET I'VE FELT PRESCRIPTION PlzzA A WENT OUT kZEYCUZ i died is too horrible to contem plate.

And it was so needless! beverai years ago I remem ber reading a letter in your column about this sort of carelessness on the part of mothers. You suggested the doors of the old ice boxes and refrigerators be removed. I'd like to improve on vour advice if you will per mit it. Please tell mothers to ask the movers to place the old refriger ators with the doors toward the wall. This requires no extra time or energy, and the children are protected against possible tragedy.

Thank tyou, in advance for publishing my letter. CON CERNED GRANDMOTHER Dear Gran: I still recommend removing the doors, but I am going to address an additional plea to furniture movers the world over wherever you may! be. Dear Ann Landers: Whenever fellow brings me home from date and I sit in lis car more than 20 minutes my mom flashes the porch light off and on continuously until I come into the house. She should be happy we are out in front, instead of parked on some lonely road. She should also be happy that nine-tenth of that time we are only talking.

I feel that a high school senior should not have to be signaled into the house by her mother. It is very embarrassing to be treated like a small child Help me, please. Sick 0' Blink-in' Dear Blinkin': Since one-tenth of 20 minutes is only two minutes, I suggest that you get that part over with immediately, then bring the fellow into the house. as threat NORTH 16 A 97 VJ743 4 8 62 Q974 WEST EAST A A3 AQ5 AKQ2 10965 KQ103 4A4 KJ8 A6532 SOUTH (D) KJ108642 V8 J975 A 10 East-West vulnerable South West North East 3 A Dble Pass Pass Pass Opening lead East won with the ace and led a third heart. South ruffed that also and played a second dia mond.

West was in with the ten and cashed his queen to see if everyone would follow. When East showed out, West decided to lead ace and another spade which gave South a sixth trump trick. We have only space to point out that as long as South play ed nothing but diamonds and would make the right guess in case East led the five of spades after taking his diamond late South was sure of his sixth trick and a good score. Answtr to Previous PuzzTa 33 Bridal path (pl.) 35 Marked with SDOtS 39 Scottish hillside 41 The dill 42 Apple center 43 merald Isle 36 Steel tracks for 45 Greek commune railroads 47 New Guinea 38 Sounder seaport mentally 49 Mouth part USUI TSAlftl IQIRIAITIOIRI lEKJlRIO Al Ift M-EigjOLJPjE0Plgrei lElTlAl 1 Pi 1 AIR 15 1 71 -j 2 515 n3SS1uOIp ffiy" lAifr iA 2Z ZIJaTdT! 35 kSIISeM IF In ID I DO wis IaIr'sTai liri Blondie Jljj BUT; MPZ.Ol-ri-4E&S,J f( THAT'S OKAV, DAG WOOD- I it- p'l" I STILL HAVE I'V. IVL FINISH VOUf? SOUND UKZ fi I PIVE MlMUTGS TO GO COPFEE BPEAK HE WAS O0MG ONI MV COFFEE Vf POf2 VOU ME A 4 I -I 1 I I Dear Ann Landers: I never expected you, a person concern ed with molding values for young people, to use a coarse and vulgar word when describ ing a girl who was not brrii wiih a bountiful measure of nature's blessings namely good looks.

You began your advice to a young man who wondered if he was obligated to take out a newcomer to the city, by say ing "if the girl is a dog. The term "dog" for a plain- looking girl is a cheap and de grading manner of expression which I bitterly resent. I would like to know who sets the stand ards. By what shallow criteria are they judging? Some of the so-called "dogs" have a tine set of working brains and a sharp sense of humor. Severn! "dogs" have known have sparkling nersonalities and are stimulat ing company.

How about setting an example for our young people by putting an end to such crass and thoughtless use of the language? -HOMELY HANNAH Dear Hannah: If a girl hs a fine set of working brains, a sharp sense of humor and a sparkling personality, she is no dog. Moreover, beauty is no guar antee mat a gin win oe pop ular. Many a good-looking dame is sitting home nights with her beautiful face and spectacular measurements oecause sne is dumb, and poor company P.S. No letters please from you birds at Yale requesting "the names and addresses of these dumb girls.) Dear Ann Landers: I am sick at as I write this letter. I read this morning where three small children suffocated to death in unused refrigerators.

The fear and anxiety suffered Jacoby on bridge Diamonds used By Oswald and James Jacoby The introduction to Mary Jane Farell's chapter on "Bridge for Women" mentions that long be- ore she took over as the world's eading master point winner among women she had established a reputation as the most ethical, courteous and nicest opponent one could meet. Jules Farell, her husband, is mighty good player also and he and Mary Jane nave won many titles together. Mary Jane has taken on the tough job of discussing preemp- ive bids. We aren't going to get into the merit or lack of merit of East's pass of the three spade double or of South's non- vulnerable three spade opening. Suffice to say, that the game was match point duplicate and South was playing three spades doubled.

He didn't like his prospects. It ooked as if the best he could do would be to collect five spade ricks and lose 700 points which would be a very bad score because all East and vv'est could make would be a vulnerable trump. Mary Jane points out that South held his losses to a re spectable 500 by using the dia mond suit as a threat. He ruf fed the second heart and led a diamond. Medley ACROSS 1 Bodies of water 5 Definite article 8 Ship's mast 12 Range 13 Be sick 14 Shakespearean character 15 Tidy 3 Is filled with great longing 4 Perched 5 Animal's appendage 6 Conceal 7 Enthusiastic ardor 8 Bud's sibling 9 Magician's forte 16 Feminine name 17 Pierce, as with a 10 Once more dagger 11 Steals 19 Neophyte 20 Requested authoritatively 18 Steamer (ab.) 19 Commingle 21 Poetic contraction 22 Graited (her.) 24 Biblical garden 26 Eminent in wisdom 28 Hebrew measure 29 Fastening device 30 Pillar 31 Conclusion 32 Girl's name 33 Italian stream 34 Husband of Frigg (myth.) 38 Extend upward 37 Son of Seth 39 Roulette bet 40 Sped 44 Small child 46 Streamlet 48 Correlative of neither 49 Narrow way 50 Athena 51 Grandson of Jacob (Bib.) 52 Newspaper.

23 bmau candles 25 Keep in custody ii witmn (comb. form) 23 Hodgepodge paragraph 53 Essential being 54 Number 55 Father (Fr.) DOWN 1 Prohibits 2 Mountain crest a a i 13 4 I T3 2 is 18 ET 3T" I 1967 by NEA, Inc. CHARACTER he hasn't preceding generations!" SHOWS REVIEWED Reviews of top scheduled shows and television movies are included in your TV" schedule. The comments are based on pre views and backstage investigat-tion and are compiled for the Southern Illinoisan by the TV Scout Staff. ABC Channel 2, KTVI, Channel 3, WSIL, Channel 7, WTVW NBC Channel 5, KSD; Channel 6, WPSD CBS Channel 4, KMOX; Chan- nel 12,.

KFVS Educational Channel 8, WSIU Non Affiliate Channel, KPLR 5 Merv Griffin 12 News Highlights 4 Movie, "White Goddess" 11 News 1:15 Ch 2 News, Spors, Credo 1:30 Ch 5 Weather 2:00 Ch 4 News Give Us This Day WEDNESDAY EVENING 2 Tales of Wells Far go 3 Cactus Pete 4, 5, 6, 7, 12 News 8 Arnold Toynbee 11 Twilight Zone -v 6:30 Ch 2, 37 Batman 4, 12 Lost in Space 5, 6 The Virginian 8 N.E.T. Journal 11 Passport True Adven ture 7:00 Ch 2 Wednesday Night Movie "Raintree County." 3, 7, 11-Wed. Nite Movie- "From The Terrace" 7:30 Ch 4, 12 Beverly Hill billies 8 Dateline Southern Illinois The strip mining contro versy 8:00 Ch 4, 12 Green Acres 5, 6 Bob Hope Show 8 Passport 8 Bold r- ney 8:30 Ch 4, 12 Gomer Pyle 8 News in Perspective A panel of New York Times newsmen, let by Lester Markel, analyze April top neaonnes and interpret major world wide developments, Vietnam again occupies con siderable discussion. 9:00 Ch 4, 12 Danny a 5, 61 Spy 9:30 Ch 8 Biography Winston Churchill Part II 9:45 Ch 3, 71963 Winter Olympic Games 10:00 Ch 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 12-News Sports, Weather 6 News Picture Special Israe Philharmonic Joseph Krips conducts the world famous Israel Philharmo nic Orchestra in a per formance of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony 11 Alfred Hitchcock Hour 10:30 Ch 2, 3 Joey Bishop Show 2 Movie "The Stranger Wore A Gun" 5 Tonight Show 6 Accent 7 Million Dollar Movie 12 Movie "The Spiral Staircase" 6-Tonight Show 11 Movie Eleven 12:00 Ch 2 Night Watch, Mo vie 3, 12 News 5, 6 Merv Griffin Show 4 Movie "World For Ran som" 1:15 Ch 2 News, Sports, Cre do 5 Weather 1:15 Ch 2 News Sports, Cre ii I Henry TUESDAY EVENING 2 Tales of Wells Fargo 5 Cactus Pete 4, 5, 6, 7, 12-News 6 Big Picture 11 Twilight Zone 6:30 Ch 2, 3, 7 Combat 4, 12-Daktari Clarence, the cross eyed lion, has a case of amnesia and gone wild. Unaware of his plight, Cheryl Miller chases him into the jungle and soon lands in a poacher's pit with a healthy, growling leopard.

(Repeat) 5, 6-Girl From UNCLE The Glory Trail 11 Passport 7:00 Ch 8 Spectrum 1J Of Lands and Seas 7:30 Ch 2, 3, 7 The Invaders Repeat of premiere telecast of last January. Dav id Vincent, spots the fly ing saucer and embarks on his mission of sounding the alarm to deaf ears and wagging heads. James Daly is "seen as his business partner and Diane Baker is ihe ymng widow who gives him her understanding but with an ulterior motive. (Repeat) 4, 12 Red Skelton Hour 5, Occasional Wife Heroine Patricia Harty is stricken with a virus while on a date with a beau and lands in the hospital. Her "husband's" boss, in a gritty scene, thinks she is soon to become a mother.

(Repeat) 8 What's New 8:00 Ch 5, 6 Tues. Night Movie. "Lover Come Back" "Lover Come Back" When we first see Doris Day she is in a pout over Rock Hudson's tactics in cor nering the advertising came. But before she knows it, he has her cor nered or so he thinks. It's a splashy romp, aid ed by Jack Oakie Edie Adams and Jack Krus- chen.

A 1962 release. (Re peat) 8 Passport 8 Bold Jour ney 11 Route 66 8:30 Ch 2, 3, 7 Peyton Place 4, 12 Petticoat Junction 8 French Chef 9:00 Ch 2, 3, 7 The Fugitive 4-KMOX-TV News Specia The 50th Anniversary of the Better Business Bu reau. 8 Creative Person 11-World Light Heavy Weight Championship 12-CBS News Hour "The Hippies 9:30 Ch 4 CBS News Specia "The Hippies" 8 Biography Winston Churchill 12 KFVS TV Special: The Jurisdiction of the B.I. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 12 News, Sports, WTeather 8 East Side, West Side "Who Do You Kill?" Who is to blame when a baby girl is bitten by a rate and dies as a result? Perhaps it is ail of us all society who throug complacency look other way while an infan is in effect murdered. 11 Alfred Hitchcock Hour 10:30 Ch 2, 3-Joey Bisho Show 4 Mode "The Bisop's Wife" 5, 6-Tonight Show 7 Million Dollar Movie 12- MovIe "Sin Town" 11 Movie Eleven 2:00 Ch 2 Nightwatch Movie 1 1 fT I WANT VOL) TO PILE THESE ESTIMATES IMMEDIATELY MINP IP TAKE THE CONTROLS 7 IMITATE CAN- 7i.

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