The Plain Dealing Progress from Plain Dealing, Louisiana • 2

TIIE PLAIN DEALING PROGRESS PLAIN DEALING LA OUR COMIC SECTION One of the Best Things in Life Is Moral Victory To demand victory without an antagonist is to demand something with no meaning If you take all the evil out of the world you will remove the possibility of the best thing in life That does not mean that evil is good What one means by calling a thing good is that the spirit rests permanently content with it for its own sake Evil is precisely that with which no spirit can rest content and yet it is the condition not the accidental but the essential condition of what is in and for itself the best thing in life namely moral victory Archbishop Temple Figure It Out THE FEATHERHEADS Soil and Water Saving Is Urged Well-Planned Farm Program) Plays Important Part Expert Says Supplied the North Carolina State Col-' lego Soil Conservation Division WNU Service Soil conservation and water con-f servation go hand in hand says Jernigan project manager of a county soil conservation service Both depend upon a well-planned farm program in which soil-building practices play the most important part Five simple and inexpensive farm practices are suggested as contributory to soil and water conservation They are as follows: Subsoiling Break the land well and subsoil to a depth of 18 to 20 inches This will increase the water-holding capacity of the soil I Terracing and strip crop-' ping Break down the slope with a system of terracing and strip cropping that will slow down the water and reduce erosion The strips of close-growing crops will' add enriching vegetable matter to the soil and make it capable of holding more water Liming To improve the physical condition by neutralizing the acids and increasing the legume crop yields Rotations Plan a rotation that will include as much close-' growing vegetation as possible Retirement of lands Take out of cultivation and put to pas- tures or trees all lands that cannot produce crops at a profit Andersen's Fairy Tales One hundred years ago there was published in Copenhagen a pamphlet badly printed on poor paper and bound between thin blue paper covers Its author and publisher were faint hearted about the enterprise Thus did the first series of Hans Christian Fairy Tales appear Hans Andersen as he is known in Denmark was one of the founders of modem Danish He introduced Danish language into Danish prose and before his death Denmark credited his name with a national holiday in honor of his birth Dr Fierce's Favorite Prescription Is a tonic which has been helping women of all ages for nearly 70 years Adv A Time for Your Say Say what you think when you can hit the with it GENUINE QUICK-AGING Bayer Aspirin Ia tablet FINNEY OF THE FORCE Air Aid Summer Pest Attacks Can Be Headed Off in Winter Because winter brings a crisis in the life of all insects orchardists and gardeners can do much in winter to head off some of the most dangerous and troblesome pest at-1 tacks advises A Hodson University Farm entomologist St Paul' Cleaning up and burning all garden refuse weeds sticks and other trash in which insects may spend the winter will help immensely in gardens orchards and small fruit plantings Late plowing likewise exposes many insects to destruction by cold and birds Orchard sanitation particularly the destroying of dropped fruits is important throughout the year in controlling codling moths plum cur-culio and apple maggots Scraping the rough bark of apple trees from the trunks and large branches kills many hibernating larvae of the codling moth and exposes others to birds and weather The scraping has another advantage particularly in old orchards It exposes the oyster shell scale so that it can be more easily kiUed by dormant spray Other insects such as the cane girdlers and tree crickets of raspberries may be attacked during the season They spend the winter as larvae and eggs in the canes and if injured canes are removed subsequent damage can be eliminated Many similar steps can be taken by the alert fruit grower during the winter to lessen summer insect troubles Bayer Tablets Dissolve Almost Instantly rntmit by (toy watch a fcaalaa BATES Awra tablet auna to tahktnlt aad to werfc 1m a Bayer Amiris tablet la-to a flaw water By tbe flat It hiu the bat-tow rf the glaaa It la dlaialegraliag Wbat happrnn to taw tfaw barrens la year itMMdb For Amazirtzly Quick Relief Get Genuine Bayer Aspirin You can cow get Genuine BAYER ASPIRIN for virtually It luitlet tarty drug store Two full dozen cow in a fiat pocket tin for Try tLis new package Enjoy the real Jiayer article now without thought of prkel Do this especially if you want quick relief from a bad headache neuritis or neuralgia pains Note illustration above and remember BAYER ASPIRIN works fast And ask for it by it full nwjue BAYER ASPIRIN cot by th name alone when you buy Get it next lime you want yufek Stlirf 15C roe A DOZEN rvLLncm MzuuC Virtually lc a tablet Loo rom tmk me tern emoa a Water in Com Corn that is well matured and weighs about 7i) pounds per bushel will ordinarily contain about 175 per cent of water notes a writer in the Indiana Guide Such corn has 3 to 4 pints of surplus water If 10 bushels of this corn is put away for seed it will be necessary to evaporate about 4 gallons of water to make the seed safe from severe freezes and mold growth A 70-pound bushel of corn may be safely stored under conditions that would result in molding and other injuries to more sappy ears Oil THAT ODOR! Drug Store and said her mamma wanted some tissue paper Jones wrapped it up and handed it to her it said Jane replied Jones who is it of replied the little tot as she sauntered blithely on her way Poorly NourUlicJ Women- They CanT Hohi Up Are you getting proper nourishment from your food and restful sleep? A poorly nourished body just hold up And as for that run-down feeling thut nervous neglect It I Prof No wonder the Red sea smells so good tomato soup Suspense Old Lady (to I really know how you can hang from that silk thing The suspense must be terrible No mum when the suspense there that it's terrible Nephew gotten the best looking siren for my car I could find Old My dear boy I'd always hoped you would never get mixed up with women of that type Farm Notes apple crop is the best in seven years Ontario yields more than half of the Dominion apple crop Barnyard manure is an effective fertilizer for orchards and vineyards It costs three or four times as much to feed a cow in the manger as on pasture The beef cattle industry is second in size only to the petroleum industry in California Store sweet potatoes In a dry moderately warm place such as the basement near the furnace on a shelf near the kitchen stove near the chimney on the second floor or 'n a warm attic The Very Man must see Dr Brown at said the stranger said the maid a doctor of music not a doctor of said the caller should be the right doctor for me because suffering from an awful singing in my Exchange digestion and nervous fatigue been recommended by mothers women to over fifty years Thousands of women tesl Cardut helped them Of couree If not benefit YOU consult i physician Mine for Wild Cats Poor Dodsi He has lost all his money in a wild-cat mining company Mercy I 1 know you had to mine for wild cats Names and But why do you keep on calling me Charlie? I tell you my name is Jimmy? Of course how stupid of me! But I keep on thinking this fs Wednesday night -jHIDNEYSind JLVb ladder! No Difference If you subtract four-en from a hundred sixteen difference? Tommy Yeh I think it a lot foolishness too Wall Street rnrnal Woof First Classman Mister what kind of ships do they stand dog watches on? Fourth A bark sir Annapolis Log A Hector's 'preemption for those stiff kidney and Madder disorders eyatitie flanunaooaof the kidneys and blnddi nnind hr painful frequent scanty tisdneike hark and hip ft1- or wt CY9TONE is Midstkildn Frankly Speaking Little Jane age five contentedly licking lollypip came into.