The Racine Journal-Times Sunday Bulletin from Racine, Wisconsin on January 7, 1962 · Page 57
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January 7, 1962

The Racine Journal-Times Sunday Bulletin from Racine, Wisconsin · Page 57

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Quips and Quotes Let's Face It Why docs this little girl not smile? Why is she tight-lip]>ed all the while? Could she l»e shy? She is, in truth— That is to say, she's shy a tooth. —Richard Armour The public was welcomed to the opening of a new building in the city. A special feature was an express elevator which zoomed all the way to the observation roof in a matter of seconds. One large family crowded into the elevator, and the operator started upward with a surge. The smallest member of the family looked up to his father and asked: "Does God know we're coming?" —A. W. Stinson The hunter was not only an e.xcellent shot but an endless braggart about his skill. His friends anxiously awaited the day when he would miss. One morning he sighted on a duck and blasted away. The duck flew on unconcernedly, and the hunter looked stunned for a moment. But he recovered before his friends could even comment. "Fly on, you fool bird," he shouted to tlie sky. "Fly on with your stubborn heart shot out'"' —V. D. Palat The mother heard screams from the back yard and ran out to investigate. "He kicked me! He kicked me!" her daughter yelled, pointing at her little brother. The boy looked stunned. "I didn't kick her," he explained. "I was just straightening out my leg, and she got in my way." —James Streeter A fallen woman today is the mother who neglected to pick up the Christmas toys. —Charles V. Mathis A 2J ^-year-old girl accompanied her father to the polls on election day. She went into the voting booth with him and watched intently as he pushed down all the individual levers and then pulled the big lever to record his vote. This last maneuver puzzled the little girl because nothing happened following it. She looked up at her father and asked: "No gum?" —John Shotwell My New-Year Resolutions The feeling of virtue with which I make them is large and pleasant. And some days later. When that's worn off and 1 start to break them. 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Thousands have been amazed to discover how quickly rVSTKX helped tliem to combnl such Irritations thus feel cleansed and refreshed, and because of les.sened nerve tension able lo sleep better and feel t>etter, and stronger .So get CYSTKX from .\ our druggist today Fresh up and cheer up and feel better fast. Lemon Flavor Recipe Checks Rheumatic and Arthritis Pain If you suffer the nagging minor pains of rheumatism, arthritis or neuritis, tr> thi.s simple inexpensive home reripe that thousands are using. Get ;> cin of RU-EX Compound, a 2 weeks supply, today. Mix it with a quart of water, flavor with the juice of i lemons. It's easy! No trouble at all and ple.is.inl You need only 3 tablespoonfuls 2 ltm*»s a day. Often within 48 (ujui-s - somc- tlmes ovemlght —splendid temporary results are obtained. If the pains do not quickly leave and if you do not f <H 'l l>et- ter. return the empty c;in and RU-EX^ will cost you nothing. You are the soli'' judge as RU-EX Is sold by your druggist on a money back guaranleiv Over 7 million cans used. Proof ot wonderful results

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