The Saturday Evening Herald from Columbus, Georgia • 5

COULD BEAR A SHOCK THE HOTEL BELLBOY Wm Short pin their WOMEN OPPOSE WOMEN THE ORCE HABIT of Affair Said to Exit I 'INING HORSES The explanation was Signals! it the dreadful explosion was Wash Do you take cold with but Make a Mistake! replied the little Is It 1hw did be nifike Iff of dust ma'am nothing behind bint stood a The carter bad a mo the neighbor dramatic crit aud ears has who made made her too uia'atn They do work un thousand a woman in lic it can power have uffl ee Judge Martin's prospects for elec lion through out th circuit arc vry teriiig There are a number of other eandl dates Iu the race who will announce themselves in Tub HbkU Inter cu in it campaign woman bitter ly Is even worse than that lie a household Chicago Tost result was Instantaneous Hard ly had the first edition come out be fore those whose salaries had been mnlerrated were inoJed by prnpre' to write Indignant corrections while the polite statements of the in land reteneo authorities were similar ly efficacious here the alleged amount was at all in excess of the actual In let candle bum until it has a good long suuff then blow it out with a sud den puff A bright wreath of white smoke will curl up from the hot wick Now If a flume be applied to thia smoke eten at a distance of two orthree inches from the candle the tfnmo will run the smoke and rekin dle the wick in a very fantastic man ner To perform this ceremony nicely' there must be no draft or doors while the mystic sja 11 is rising There Is a city magistrate living up town wbn is possibly raising a mathe matical prodigy in the person of his or 4 year old daughter She has on ly recently begun to attend the kinder garten and jet meditates changes in the system of enumeration now in vogue which bile startling are cer tainly suggestive When asked the other day to count she hesitated some and then lisped: "None some one two free dead man rom all diroc rushed to nnder him as Tbey turned him over to Hl of Crlt said yonr husband Is a Too Much 8oKr Dr Patchen of New York says "If every living person were to diminish by 90 per cent the amount of sugar be now consumes and maintain its use at this standard In less than one genera tion the number of physicians now practicing would be diminished by one halfj and two thirds of the present number of drug stores would be clos a lawyer success Is due largely to bls groat power of "Yes 1 understand he has broken more wills than any other man at the Philadelphia North American If yon want work that is artistie and correct try Jungcnnan pho tographer Students of 'architecture may often wotidvresl why the two towers of Notre Dame at Paris were not of the same size It appears that when the cathedral was built it was the' cathedral oLa suffragan bishop who was not entitled to two towers of equal height and for centuries the bishop Paris was suffragan to the bishop wV Sens It wa the great iiken that the must I fT1 made Ils iu The unique character of lake tinvigation er nit the ncesity fur this tj pt of snl ling craft Iwcsuse rf the fai thn: with rids class of vessel Bailors the sheets from the at iiio wb tj it was imixj si blc to go nhffl In thoM? stidden Stnn filch make rhe Lf'' of th" late i't nod anxious one Macuziruu Dlsanlaed umbrella Is this? fooks like the one I lost Higglns I see how it can for I scraped the handle nnd altered It State Journal Much more lutenst is taken In prac tical In Iluglnnd than in An rl' AMiunoinV al classes are en couraged by the uro of the telescopes like that orc on tl Ibnth doti Iii a i effect ini cope of a inch trdrror The ctures are iti Structive Cnrtna: a (Vmlclnn Itatjlt The cf nrr xtlng people who throw banana skins on the sidewalks am! t'mffir tlivit: nr sending thenjto tie well is all right as far as 5 ge but It doo tut Wein as if the right imd brers provided Any guilty of that ought tn be '''Ct either to the Hospi tal I'or the Insane or to the Home or the ieble Minded Chicago Post SHE WANT Et) GOLD for half nu hour afterward any Cincinnati En sumethlng and these Images of In several positions On the smmnit of the clHT is a pagoda of great sanctity which vslled eiery year by huge numbers of pilgrims isk was a gen that I arn give ktvvu home in thecty the line to select frmn the lest quality the lowest price quality con sidered To be sure any eonesrn making a specialty can" give youmore value for your money than those who only carry cook stovee a a Hide line We make a specialty of carrying a complete line of ail gradesof cook etevea and ranges Just think we can sell you a good No 7 cook stove and ware for down and 50 cents per week We exchange new stoves for old ones Matting It to $10 per roll" We sell everthing to furnish your for cash or on line MAXWELL JOHNSON JZP and Brviut St 19T 5 calle my room I don't drink but there miW be varit ty in my scheme Then I will decide to take a Turkish bath and will call a boy to carry my grip down to the bathroom When I re turn I ill ring for more ice water will Insist on basing the same bellboy serve me ali the time and I'll keep him chasing around until he will curse roe at every step Then when I get ready to leave and he is happy to think be shall never we my cursed face again 1 will give bhn a dollar You know I Couldn't think of putting a boy to all that trouble without re warding him because 1 have been through the mill myself What I Lave just described happens to a tallboy every day cf Ids except get ting the dollar whe It Kan sas City Times The late General Ciiuicm 11 I 'isk was once addressing a Sun lay school con rention One if the speakers had re mlnded the children that It ington's bii tbki said General all know that Washington era Perhaps you know also a general Now can any one tell what was the difference between Gen oral Washington and know sir" replied a small boy In the back part of the room Well what was the said General isk smiling at the lad's eagerness "George Washington tell a lie cried the boy in exultant tones Shouts of laughter followed In which the general Joined De troit News The candidates various county otHces alllteld a meeting last TT Tuesday afternoon to agre upon a plan of campaign The meeting was a very harmonious one and gee county politics is in good shape far as th candidates are con cerned The same agreement en tered into by the candidates in tills county two yeurs ago was entered into again for the present campaign That is to say thev are agreed upon honor not bring into any any carriages any liquor or northing the sort in order to in duce persons to vote for thum but they will rely upon their merits to elect them to the office to which they aspire This is a nmsf exctdl ul plan and one that should and uocs meet the appro'ul every patriotic citiz There is no nwil any of these things to be ued in an election where only white men particifat The candidates requ stud that the executive committee which wdl meet next Saturday call theprhaary for lth of May An English paper tells this story of the late Jocph Whitaker tle publish er cf Whitaker's Almanack: "or the first issue be wanted along with simi lar information the amount of the sal aries celt by a number of certain high functionaries in the civil service Application to these personages them selves was uniformly met wish only flat refu als Accordingly the Alma nack npp ared vltb list of the offi cials each cretlifed with a purely iiuag See our lino of go cartsand baby carriages before you buy and Great Actress That's an atrocious'" portrait! Is that the beet you can do? Is there no way you can improve upon It? Suggest something Madam you might permit your understudy to ait tot ynn' Plain Dealer 'Tiny niblex In Russia miniature Bibles arc often worn as watch charms One of these Bibles Is owned by Bostonian who received it from a friend living in llus tda It is about one Inch long three fourths of nn Inch wide and three eighths of an Inch thick nnd contains the first flM books of the Old merit The text of the book Is brew and the titles iu Latin only be read with the help of a ful magnifying glass 1 The oundation of Woman A stuall boy in lie mission Sunday I school ff Bishop eLurch pro i pmirole'f an ent in lj Bt'v theory of ere alien last Sunday t)nie asked the ttach er beginning ns in the gi'ul old days when orthodoxy used was the prompt reply "Out "God The small boy hesitated and then re plied cheerfully caused a deep sleep to fall upon mnn and then muk out backbone and made the wo Chicago Inter Ocean Is it that women are practical ly debarred from receiving promotions to the higLr places In the government asked a government clerk of a quarter of a century's experience The question ssas put to several ladies In the treasury department Before any one of them had time to reply the questioner proceeded to answer his own Interrogatory Is la cause they are Leld back by members of their own sex" he said "Some time ago a lady In one dh Ision I kuuw of wu so favorably regarded that she bare been made chief of that division but as soern as bet prospects became known her fellow clerks of the same sex became indig nant aud'uulted In a protest dared that they could never der her that they would a times rather have a tuan than to them They allotf her to 'lord It over them' "That Is only a sample of many cases Women can te depended upon to antagonize women under such cir cumfdances Not only did they do so in the case I lave cited but tbeyac tualiy gave the marble heart and the Icy hand to this woman after they de feated her prospects of a promotion I am satisfied that one of the must In Cuentinl obstacles to women in their effort to secure equal recognition with men comes from their The man bo naked and answered the nuestion then moved off before bis audience of lady clerks baian opportu nlty to reply to bls Wash ington Star Judge Martin Will Be a Candidate Some Scry extraordlunry can Inga are to he found nt 'I boiuboo on the Irnwaddy where ti are cut out of the face of a high cliff rising directly from the river Lank and are of great' size They consist of a succession of 1 rudely formed niches In appearance like the catacombs of nra full of large and small Buddha wlro Is represented Popular Columbus Lawyer inmates Defloitily That He Will Run for Judgeship Judge Jiult Announces lor re ejection to tbo judgeship of the Ulatt ulooc bee Circuit in' tn is issue of The Herald This will make iiia eiglith year on the bencli lDuritig his term he has discharged with dignity and the duties of an which he has filled success fully Ih han many friends thiough out the circuit and they are confi dent of in's re flectin Caught the teiaerai Gue of the regular army officers tells a story of Jow the old stringent army regulations om went ngainst General Scott Due wet afternoon tint soldier was caught in the ialu In Washington He waa iu ful uniform and was well' known so no al being near he bor rowed fill Hi ibi elia Arriving at Lis hotel nn nnder officer nppoii' hid him and calmly remarked "General you will consider yourself under arrest for eight days for carry ing an umbrella while In full uul Danger Among those gentlemen who are in the race is Captain Oliver Poe who today am ounces his candidacy In The Herat fur re sicction to the office of county treasurer Cap Poo lias held the office to which 'B a elretien forquito a num ber of years and during that time lie i has guarded carefully and well the cash Ho is a very emupa tert painstaking a careful official and should his ambition be gratified should he re lcct the people of Muscogee have a guarantee in hi past official record that tHe duties rd th office will be carefully looked after Judge Martin bas made th positive statement that he would be a candidate for the judgeship of the Chattahoochee circuit Th Talbotton New Era of yester day contains th following: "The editor of th New Era always anxious for news and desiring to know who would be it the race fr th judgeship approached Judge Martin yesterd ty and asked him about the probability of bis being a candidate to which ouestmn replied: it ia generally throughout tne circuit that I am th race I Lave not thugit a formal anneuueeineiit of my candidacy the proper thing up to thia Um Items to ni that a formal annonne prior to any action of th stat exe cutive coannittee calling an election and prescribing th rules govrnante would bo rather premature It is generally known that I expect to make a formal announcement at the proper the people will doubt less hav an opportunity to vote for me for tbe judzosnip the Cnafa hooebes eircait this th editor aid action do yeu ihink (he stat committee should take? and always have been in favor of tils people elioesing dircily their they are cmptent atid it is their rlgiiv su I think a general white primary in the cir cuit way to get a fair expres sion the vote of th entire cir cuit consolidated and thn lhr can be no doubt of th facts as to wheat the neopla want Let tre can diaate receiving the largc number of votes ia the enure circuit de clared tbe nominee is fair it is Democratic I am willing to abld tle wishes ot ali the people and the generai primary is the way to got a fair expression I may giv my views on othr tilings of inrars to ttse people in a ft rmai aunottnenment iitt I The Talbotten New Era publish the following editorially: rorn a short inter view wi th udg Martin which appears in thia js 'us there can be no doubt of the fact that ira is in tLw rac for the judge miff of this Ji is a candidate but aa "informal one Of eourae we are tor him and our support shall be given him in fiierac Martin la eminently fitted for the all who knew bun will agree that he is a lawyer of splendid ability a man unblem ished character Judg Martin served th is circuit for two years till ing au unexpired term and the fact that fie went before tfie C'mnertil Assembly for re election with nine votes from twin circuit tor him and only two for his opponent can no question ui to bis acceptaWhty and popularity He was the choice of the circuit then and we believe is none the leas so now 'lalbot ounty will give him practically a unani o)dx fellew to get tiis name so prominent ly before th people On Day of nn and Kovenw day when 1 have accumulated a said one of the bright bell boy at the BlosKOtn Houhc the other day am going to have some "Wbat are you going to a by stander asked "1 am simply going to some big hotel tn Chicago of St Louis and Eve for fl and the boy paused to let the remark soak in "And that'a your Idea of a good time la queried the curious lis tener on! am not through yet 1 am going to a big hotel with three big grips and I am going to make the bell boy carry all of them up to the room for me I won't carry even the small est one Then as soon as am In my room I am going to have some Ice wa ter I will not ring for ice water but for a bellboy and after be baa climbed to the fifth bellboys are not per mitted to use the elevator you know and I shall not take a room lower than i the fifth when he Las climbed i up there 1 will tell him I want aotue ice water "I will drink all Use Ice water I can I anil pour the rest in a cuspidor Then i I will ring for more Ice water After The young man was either an tins 1 or the possessor of a harveyLaed steel armor plated nerve ba was a little of laitb A short time ago be came to the con elusion that he would like to Insure hla life with this object In lew be made application to a prominent company 1 After filling up the necessary form be received an Invitation to call upon the medical officer of the company and 't undergo the usual medical examina tion In due course be preted him seif at the office of the examining phy siclan Requesting the young man to remove his coat and vest the doctor produced a stethoscope and began bis examina tion All at once he stopped and re garded the candidate with an expree sion of alarm be said you think you can bear a 1 I think so!" was the cheerful re spouse away and let me bear the "You have only one announc ed the doctor solemnly "Well wbat of retorted the andidate with the uttnos composure never told you 1 bad any did exclaimed the doctor you mean to say you were aware of your "Of course I was Do you Hupyoae a man could have only one lung with out Being aware of the said the doctor ap ply to a respectable company for a cy of life insurance Do you eijiect to get certainly do Not only that but 1 think I ought to get It at a substantial reduction In the what ground may 1 tle ground that having only one lung I am 50 cr cent less Hable to contract consumption than if I ha two RivaL All through the winter circus men are training the atihmHs for new tricks for (be next stiimuer The wlut is by bo means in idle time 'Braining lorscs for lb ring is Intel esting work The first thing done is to put the new burses in ike stables with the old cir cus iimses to get Harn used to their new cutopany nud a queer thing no tlced is the old horse are Jealous of the newcomers A great deal of patience nnd time Is required to train the hors cs to run ike ring They are blindfolded and taught to run nruiind the ring In a circle 'X'Le natural tendency of tb horxe Is to run straight and it Is Lard tiling for him to learn A sys tem of checks and lines makes the training cash than formerly d'be horse Is on observant animal and apt to what be sees another horse dtv so when Hie blindfold la re moxed le is plneed alongside an old trained borae tud the num whu Is to ride the' new animal do tricks with the IJ ones then tries them on the pip A good Intelligent burse soon barns and actually helps his rider Jlrsi are verj nsitlve to applause and wlb that slhuulus will do twice ns much work "as without They are just as likely to lusu the Jr heads: as Lu tnnn pcrforiiiers and have so care fully vJchcd A welt ring horse feasily worth and rid ers who are stars usually ovn their horses The rius car ful attention is given the nuinials fore each art their backs are rubbed with resin i which has to be va hcl off afterwind I San or cletk of tha Superior Court Mr John Cook today aniioiinepR ijs candidacy re elcctfim Mr Cook 1h well known throughout the entire length and ibreadtb of Muaco jp Oc 1244 and 1 246 irst Avenue 10c will buy a 3 lb can ot 12 varieties of Vegetables or 1100 Pr doz ReBl Coffee 12 1 ffu or Mutnoja Coffee 3 lbs Htiner 5 tb tut Loffeo 114 i ui AnnU Jftllv I0c urs Oiiv Oil 7ms quart 4c pint 25c 1 2 pint No I at Mackerel 10c piece or 3 for 25c NO 2 at Mackerel 6c (A bargain Shred What Biscuit 12 2 package Walter 2c package Ryal Baking Powder 4uc lb New York Creamery Butter 30c beat Sweet Mixed Pickles quart er gallon I lb beat boot phONR 1OO Mttentisu to mail order I tiunn nn Depovlt la a Bank Most' comical stories are told at the expense Of the fair sex regarding tbi ir lack of familiarity with banks tjmir methods One came to the oflbe Saunterer that apparently the merit of newness wlfeTiad saved up her money or what she had occa sion to use of said the relator of the story she had $40 In bills of various denominations This she was 'extremely desirous of securing gold for and every day when I came home to dinner she would haul me over the coala because I bad forgotten to procure the shining metal inally she Mid she would attend to the matter herself TLat evening she greeted me with a triumphant smile i gut my she exclaimed as soon as 1 entered the bouse I bad a time In doing it though' "Then she told me how she had goue to the mint with her bills and been re fused the coveted coin because the notes good notes Next she hustled around to a bank and secured four 10 gold pieces These suit Ler because they new and shiny so she trotted back to the mint with them and exchanged them for that I shall order a cocktail served in two double eagles fresh from the dies I listened to tier recital auu asaeu uer to let me see the coins you see she exclaimed In surprise I haven't them any more you them nny more? I re peated did you do with looked at me with mingled scorn and contempt deposited them In the Sav ings bank of courae TL at's wbat I wanted the gold for What did you think I was going to do will them? Keep them around the house to look I was too busy laughing Just then and to make quire Siierlff Ed Roberts also makes a public announcement of his eniicli dacy for re cleetiou io his' present position Sheriff Roberts has held ids present office for cr trin and the pesple of Muscogee county' Xiave been very much gratified at the ex cellent manner in which Im has dis ehatged the duties of ins office Mr Roberts is ti consffencfous official who discharges Ins duty' without fr or fsvvor Sahel iu The Saturday Even Lug tells an anecdote of reder ick Villiers the famous war corre spondent Villiers bad been und' fire for some days the enemy bombarding tiie force to which the artist was at tached so that the arrival of a shell wns a commonplace circumstance to be treated iu the way Out of this ordeal be came unscathed to Ixmdon and was strolling down the crowded Strand On a sudden the pedestrians were appalled to sc' bitn fling himself at full length upon' the greasy muddy pavement ami there lie on his fa' rigid as a Huns men sista nee rub Ids linnds and unbottun his collar expecting to find him In a fit But no Oti bls face they found not the pain and pallor of epilepsy but astonish inent and mud Villiers when they laid bold of him quickly Jumped to bls feet shook the mud from his hands atil clothes mil then looked around for an explanation of bis own appar ently Idiotic act fort ti coming A few yards horse and cart nivut after Villiers parsed pulled the pin and allowed the catt liox to dump upon the ground a load cf gravel The heavy in acis of the cart of course tdruek the wind paving with a re sounding "dull and the clean gravel bDrod out with an roar This combination of sounds the war artist declared was Identical with the Mriklng of a live shell and Villiers forgetting that he then Mood some thousands of miles from the seat of 1 war automatically flung himself down Glimpses and Glances At County Politics fkrr'i Th political campaign ln Musco gee county i opening up by degree As the gia 1 happy spring time ap proaches and the birds begin to sing tiie flowers begin to bloom and nil nature begins smile so do th can didate And Muscogee will her fail quota of aspirants for tids year Some gentlemen already publicly announced candidacy as will be seen tn the au nouncamett column of Tax II xiuin and quite a number of others have signified their intention' to do so wi bin the next few days Tins is eminently proper An announce ment in Ths Hkkaui is wrtii the (ve asked for it wbvtbcr a man sue in getting elected er nut It is understood worth the announcement fee a weather? Does your throat feel raw And do sharp pains dart through your chest you know these are danger signals which point to pneumonia bronchitis or consumption itself If you are ailing and have lost flesh lately they are certainly danger signals The question for you to decide isHave I the vitality to throw off these diseases wait to try EMULSION a last re sort" There is no remedy equal to it for fortifying the system Prevention is easy Emulsion I prevents consumption and hosts of other diseases which attack the weak and those with poor blood EMULSION the one standard remedy for inflamed throats and lungs for colds bronchitis and con sumption It is a food medi remarkable power A food because it nourishes the body and a medicine be cause It corrects diseased conditions nj tioo til dniftgUtc SCOT! HOWNE ChemUti New York THE HATUJWA EVENING HERALD VQLCM BUa QKUHGlA 8ATURDA ARCH 17 Ituu I gee countyHe has bn honored and trusted time and again by the Democrats of the county who have elected him to the position ho new occupies and during all the years he iias held the office Le has been a most careful and painstaking offHial He is a clever courteous gentleman and if the Democrats of Muscogee shall be pleasejp do honor ta him again he will continue to make them one of the best court clerks in the state Preparing.