Alton Evening Telegraph from Alton, Illinois on September 2, 1972 · Page 18
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Alton Evening Telegraph from Alton, Illinois · Page 18

Alton, Illinois
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Saturday, September 2, 1972
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Telegraph Saturday, September 2,1972 By Larry Lewis MfS WOULO COME IN HANDY, TOO TAKE excessive AftJSfi | *T» WESONNA ROCK, ROCK, ROCK I > AROUWDTHEBUbcK!..'. \ SEE, 60RRY THE CANARY ESCAPEP?.. I EM3OYED MIS CHEERY SONS EACH MORNING.,. By Bob Weber THE WIZARD OF DO B> Parker and Hart = WITH ? N SMIDGENS By Bob Cordray I PIPN'T KNOW HE HAPASARPENi WHAT POES HE GROW ? MAY I \ SPEAK TO J 6MID6E I PLEASE? / ^ ^S f JUST A MINUTE, HE'S OUTSIDE VJORKIN6INHI5 GARDEN! TIGER By Bud Blake 6OMNIE//OO HAVE BEAUTIFUL eves ( AMP BEAUTIFUL UPS- \ANP A BEAUTIFUL M05E " WW 15 IT THAT WHEN WHYyoU THE SMITH FAMILY By Mr. and Mrs, George Smith JEFF COBB By Peter Hoffman TELLING OFF VVHOEVER'S INTERRUPTING US WILL SHORT RIBS By Frank O'Neal *MJINCY Bv Ted Shearer today's FUNNY NO (THE BOY STOOP^NTH-- Thanx to Margaret Warren Pleosont Lokt, Midi Today's FUNNY will pay $1.00 for each original "tunny" used. Send gags to: Today's FUNNY, 1200 West Third St.. Cleveland, Ohio 44113. By A. LEOKUM INTERESTING MEN OF MEDICINI .... IIIDEYO NOGUCHI Win The New Book of Knowledge (20 volumes). Send your questions, name, age, addiess to "Tell Me Why!" care of this paper. Include Zip Code. In case of duplicate questions, the author will decide the winner. A bacteriologist is a scientist who studies bacteria, and Hideyo Noguchi was a great bacteriologist. Noguchi discovered the causes of several diseases, including paresis and Oroya fever. II« made important improvements in tests for recognizing some diseases. And he is most famous for his study of yellow fever. Noguchi was born on . November 24, 1876, in a small village in Japan. His father was a farmer. When Noguchi was a baby he crawled into a fire and badly burned his left hand. So he could never become a farmer. He went to school inseteatl and became an outstanding student. He couldn't afford to go to Tokyo Medical College, so his friends paid for him to-study there. Noguchi came to the United States and helped in a study of snake-bite poison. He made a serum to save the lives of p e o p 1 e bitten by rattlesnakes. Later, Noguchi joined the staff of the Rockefeller Institute for Medical Research in New York City. He worked with the Institute for the rest of his life- and did research in the causes of many diseases. Noguchi went to Ecuador, Mexico, Cuba, Peru, and Brazil to study yellow fever, In 1928 he was studying this disease in British West Africa. He became ill from yellow fever and died. FUN TIME The Chuckle Box First Cannibal: Have seen the dentist? Second Cannibal: Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner. you Small Boy (seeing a snake) Hey Mommy, come here quick! Here's a tail wagging without any dog! DID YOU KNOVT? U The largest crowd in history was the one which assembled for a Hindu festival at Allahabad in India on January 31, 1954. The police estimated that the number of people there was 4,500,000. Win The New Book of Knowledge Yearbook. Send your riddles, jokes, to: "Riddles. Jokes; Tell Me Why!" Give Zip Code. Telegraph Want Ads AMANDA PANDA Ay Marcia Course AMANDA, BTWfc SAME. ON EACH SIDE,/ By Winslow Mortimer lf« OKAY... 7H4NW CATCH ING WW LO9KIN6 K>|? /IN EARLY CO?y OF MARK TWMN'5 •' INNOCENTS ABROAD*. ENGLISH LITERATURE ARE NT FOOTPALL COACH DAVID CRANE KIVK'ls By George bixta 01 ON'T SAY ANY- THI N<3 ABOUT TH' fc True Life Adventures MA-n>4<3 SEASON BArrij&s, ' * ° ," 72 Walt Disnuy Proaucu,,n. Wo.ld Right! Ruerved !V4-C>T=<=W-C'I l^-l-r.lCZI C= KLJC.TI1-E5 L-t . •g-^Vfl SEASON WHEN LITTLE PEOPLE'S PUZZLE . HOT DOGS, PEANUT 3UTTER ANP ICE CREAM... I WISH 1 WAS GOIN' HQMf / ARf /CXJ 60ING THOSft -II 'HSU '«'MliO '8 'OIIS'9 )1OO8 > '3NOQ 'C 'HiOWWVW 'I—UMOQ '0^39331 '01 'XOOH 'L '3SnOHOOQ 'S 'dWH '5—ssojjy =Sd3MSNV By Sidney Oniarr Your Horoscope FORECAST FOR SUNDAY Cancer and Libra children are more sensitive than average youngsters. Plenty of praise Is nei:eshury and punishment must he nu'U'd out only with the inmost <Mi'e and wisdom. When teachers and parents hecome more aware or astrological principles. the world will be filled with happier younf! people. ARIES (March 21 - April 1!)): More freedom indicated as change of scenery Is featured. Friend could light way to fulfillment of hopes, wishes. Build on solid foundation. Gemini and Virgo individuals could play prominent roles. TAURUS April 20 - May 20): Tread lightly. Realize some family members now are apt to be ultra-sensitive. Seek harmony at home. Answers rnn from within. Libra person could play key role. Avoid extremes. Remember diet resolutions. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20): See in light of reality. Strive to perfect techniques. You can have fun without beiiiH extravagant. You may be reaching too far. too fast. Slow pace. Be a careful observer. Take stock. Review assets. CANCER (June 21 -July 22): Practical affairs dominate. Have frank talk with Capricorn. Find ways of blending opposing views. Accent co-operation. Changes occur on home front. Keep order. Don't be discouraged by one who makes irresponsible statement LL-O (July -'.(-Aug. 22): IVn,ons are drawn lo you now with their problems, lie understanding and discreet. Message received from relative In transit. Be analytical. Don't make hasty promises'. You do have life of your own to live. VIRGO (Aug. 2:1-Sept. 22): Friend could confide financial problem. You can offer ideas. But don't become inextricably involved. Lending money now can create ultimate resentment. Know this and respond accordingly. Be amiable, not foolish. LIBRA (Sept. au-Oct. 22): Your actions, efforts are accompanied by unusual amount of attention, perhaps publicity. Aquarian could play key rolr. Choose unorthodox path. You gain access to valuable information. Combine knowledge, with wisdom. SCORPIO (Oet. 23-Nov. 21): You are able to break loose from some restrictions. But don't throw caution completely aside. Some around you are careless. Avoid compounding the error. Keep communication lines clear SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21); What is annoying now may later prove a boon. This is because delay works in your favor. Grasp opportunity lo "thoroughly examine various prospects. Accent is on investment procedure, joint efforts, unraveling of mystery. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-.Ian. 1!)): One who is in position of authority expresses unorthodox view He analytical. Let others show their hands. Make concession to partner, male. Reunion could be on agenda. Be ready lo handle surprise package. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Fob. IS); You benefit most from long-distance transactions. Family member may be reluctant. Key is to win your way through diplomacy. Guard health by avoiding extremes. Adhere to basic rules. You'll be happier as result. PISCES (Feb. 1!)- March 20): Your natural ubililles surge to forefront. You perceive what is about to occur. Timing is apt to he on target. Display faiih in personal talent, judgment. Utilize creative resources. Accent changes. II-' TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY you arc expressive, artistic, ready to break from restrictions. Major opportunity Is on horl/on. Next month there will be change of scenery. Relationships will be intensified. Life will be more worth living and you will be dealing wilh Gemini and Virgo Individuals. FORECAST FOll MONDAY "But no one knows that about me!" That was the startled comment of Shelley Winters when, over national television, I analy/.eci her horoscope and revealed that she wus ambidextrous. The lovely actress a Leu. was a "mystery guest." I had been provided wilii birth data without bring given tin 1 Identity of the subiecl. After I read my findings, Shelley Winters, in her wonderful, expressive manner, declared, "I didn't believe you could do il! Maybe I had belter look into astrology!" ARIES (March 21 - April 1!)); Accent on change, .variety. Intensive relationships, a feeling of being alive. Young persons are in picture. You deal with Taurus and Libra individuals. Investments, love affairs, speculation — these also are highlighted. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20): What appears solid could be nebulous. Know it and protect your.-.ell' in clinches. One who whispers sweel nothings may have just that lo offer — nothing. Heed voice of experience — even If it emanates from family member. GEMINI (May 21-.Iune 20): Move aboul—lest opinions, get feel of pulse of public. Assume responsibility. Express yourself in way Uiat imprints style, individual flair. Avoid scaiiering forces. Keep communication lines clear. CANCER (June 21 - July 22): Emphasis is on income potential, money, valuables. Gam indicated if you get rid of outmoded concepts, methods. Job of streamlining is necessary. Aries Individual can prove instrumental in plans. LEO (July 23-Auy. 22): Take initiative. Utilize innate sense of showmanship. Stress independence, originality. Lead rather than follow. Pursue creative endeavor. Start something new. Break free from emotional barrier. Express yourself! VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Intuition is sharp, on target. You are able to convey idcus. knowledge. You do bust now in behind scenes capacity. Key is lo be discreet. Avoid brooding You are making progress in quiet, steady way. LIBRA (Sept. 23 Ocl. 22): Ac- cenl is on transforming dreams into realities. Sugltiarian could be involved in constructive manner. Income from occupational endeavors could »how signs of increase. Exude optimism Cycle is on upgrade. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Be specific. Stale needs, requirements in positive manner. Don't be apologetic, stand tall. Others are inclined now to test your mettle Attention to details could prove profitable. Act accordingly. SAGITTARIUS (Nuv 22 - Dec 21): Creativity, meaningful changes, special relationships are high- lighted. Gemini and Virgo persons could figure prominently. Specialize. Put forth best side and deal from, position of strength CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-.lan. ']!))• Purchase indicated that involves luxury item aimed at pleasing loved one. Exercise good taste without smashing budget. You can do it! lie selective. Taurus and Libra persons could play prominent roles. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18): Lie low. Play waiting game.'Defer to wishes of mate, partner. Time moves. Realize one who claims to know much is actually uncertain If patient, puzzle pieces will fall into place. Know this and be encouraged. PISCES (Feb. in-Mnrch 20)Study Aquarius message. You are nol without allies. However, not all persons who share vour views are willing to hi; known. Maintain steady pace. What you require will be provided. Older person is your ally. II- TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY you are perceptive, stronger than many suspect, a fighter for principles. December should be one of your most significant months of 1072. You will be making personal and professional gains. A Gemini individual could play key role. FORECAST FOR TUESDAY The Virgo child can he reasoned wilh, not dominated. These youngsters are analytical and constantly ask. "Why?" A gruftt asset of the active Virgo youth is an intense intellectual curiosity. Teachers and parents should encourage this—talk to Virgo, explain lo this child and the results will be rewarding. With the right teacher, the Virgo child enloys the learning process and becomes an early reader, a fluent speaker and ah enthusiastic writer. ARIES (March 21 - April 19): Avoid basing actions on impulse. Instead, give logic rqunl time. Creative endeavors are featured. Your ideas are solidly received by young persons. Pisces person could bravery much involved. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Basic and practical Issues dominate. Capricorn could show the way. Build on solid base. Take nothing for granted. If approach is thorough, you can gain. Otherwise, you may he forced to retrace sleps. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Ideas can become more universal. Key is to pin together missing pieces. Get rid of outmoded concepts Aries person is featured. Be willing to learn. You need not follow familiar pattern. Be versatile. CANCER (June 21 - July 22): Money and how to earn it ' — this could be secret you gain. Original approach, with aid of Leo, could tiring answers. Take new steps In different directions. Stress greater independence. Ultimate profit Is in picture. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Trust hunch. Your judgment is on target. Family member may be envious. Be diplomatic, hut stick to principles. You gain if you set line example. Looking for expedient way is not sulutitm, Slrive for excellence. VIRGO (Aug. lilt-Sept 22): Cheer one who ij confined to home, hospital. Let others know you do care and will co-operate. In this way, yuu actually will aid your own cause. One who is .shy' will con- lide. Keep confidences LIBRA (Sepl, 23-Ocl. 22): Ac- cem on breaking from restrictions. YIU lind your own personal rhythm. Aquarius and Leo individuals are involved. Friendship blossoms. Relationship becomes meaningiul. Gain shown as result ol |i,isi elforl SCORPIO (Oct. 2,'l-Nov 21): Be ready lor change which involves opposite sex. Ambitions are in pic- lure and so is standing in community. Set sights 0 « yoal. Ana- Is /c needs. Accept, help from one who linns promote your welfare. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. •>•> - Dec 21): Domestic adjustment is highlighted. Make conciliatory gesture to family member. Travel is Involved. Keep communication lines open. Develop philosophical , ;fm . 'imi' wl W wht ' ru yo " Wllllt to B° CAPRICORN (Dec. a2-Jan in)I roteci a.sseis. One who teils about get-rich-quick scheme is likely to he misinformed, stress practical approach. Don't pro.nise more ban can be delivered. Avoid any ' t.i an . 20 - Feb si- Study legal aspects of. any 'move or maneuver. Accept responsibil- t.v. be strong enough to be pa- tiein. Investment procedure should be based on experience, not mere tin • I marriage are fea- n 1>1 m' ES ( ,' reb - 'i'- March 20): Health work, problems of friends and reatives— these tend to dominate. Key is lo finish project to la- loose ends and to let others know where you stand on major issues. Don't beat about bush. Say what you mean! y IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY you aru a dynamic, restless individual, one who has a great need for self-expression and love November should be a key month' You attract, during thai period many born under Capricorn Gemini and Virgo. Domestic adjustment change of residence could recently have been featured. More women enlisting PEORIA, 111. (AP) — Roger Kelly, an assistant defense secretary, said Wednesday w omen are increasingly enlisting in the armed forces and will s?rve a significant role in an all-voluntary military. Kelly, a former officer of the C'aie; pillar Tractor Co., said in an interview the Army averaged 1,000 women enlistees ;> month this fiscal year—twice as many as the previous jear.

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