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A-18 Afftm Evening fcfegrapft Ttt&xtw, August !&, J CAMPUS CLATTER ISTHISARKOR& OF VOUR STOCK. TRANSACTIONS 3 By Larry Uwta «..^«^- AMANDA PANDA today s FUNNY By Marcla Course MOOSE By Bob Weber THE WIZARD OF ID B> Parker and Hart SMIDGENS By Bob Cordray TROUBLE AT THE AIRPORT ABOARD AN AIRLINER! .APA56EN6ER WA5 MU66ED ON THE WAV TO THE WA5HROOMJ J HOW ABOUT THAT™ S A HIJOHNIN6! TIGER By Bud Blake YOU MUST HAVE I KMOW-I WELL, SET YOUK WATCH FoftSOTTO WIMP \ YOU JUST TIMES / IT THIS MO£NIM£ L W IMP IT 7 TOPAY ! IF I IT ENOUGH I PONY HAVE To WINt7|T! ; -L S MY WATCH THE SMITH FAMILY By Mr. and Mrs. George Smith (scop -E.MVATES?... ANEP\C05?C TO JEFF COBB By Peter Hoffman DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, •...•WEU..EDIE EVERYTHING AVAILABLE/ GRANNY.'... AND I MEAN EVERYTHING/ FORGET EOIE'S I'M SORRY THAT I LOST ' 1 HUSBAND -a YOUR NEWSPAPER, ^ AND I WILL GRANNY/..MY DINNER GUESTi HAVE A GOOD SUGGESTIONS ...THAT NICE MR. MAXWELL WHAT TO SERVE YOUR. GUEST FOR DINNERS SET ONE OUT I INVITED OVER! SHORT RIBS By Frank O'Neal Ol'lNCY Bv Ted Shearer IT'S CROWPEP THERE'S A LOT OF ROOM OUT HERE. IF IT'S HOT INSIPE L I CAN COOL OFF FAST. 11 SLEEPIN' THE FIRE ESCAPE- IS SREAT, SOME HEAP START THE GIRAFFE is THe-maest AMIMAU OF ALL. SOME GRCXM A* HI6H AS NINETEEN FEET TALL! DAVID CRANE By Winslow Mortimer OR HO RULES, r* SOWS TO SEE TO 17 PRUCE >»WNCHe5TER ASKS iKE. FOR A PATE MF0RC HE'* BEEN HERE A *OHTH. Hop Tro«fc * j ">» Morthtsbuty, W. ¥*/*- WAT PO X9U MEAN, JACKIE? GORGCOW HUNK OF* AN TwWj fUNNY will pov $1.00 far each original "funny" uitd. S«ml gag) •o: Today', FUNNf, St., Cleveland, Ohio 44I1J.. KERRY DRAKE By Alfred Andriola -ANP ALLOWS HIS ATTACKER'S MOMENTtW TO HURL HIM AGAINST THE FIRE ESCAPE.. ..BUT, AS HE REACHES 6ER, HE HEARS THE SOUNP OF FEET BEHINP HIM/ As THE "BLINP MAN'S WHITE CANE PESCENDS, IEFTY GfZABS IT' By A. LEOKUM HOW ARE CALORIFS MEASURED? By George Sixta IT'S THAT UBIQUITOUS DOS AGAIN* THANK eooo/vess I HAVE NO PARTICULAR THBRE'S NO SNOv ' QUAQRHL WITH THAT oeKr I'M PLAYIN SLUSH OR AAUD PUSH ME AFF6CTIOMATB OR DOGS INI GENERAL.-" BALL--. fcA-i OWNE4S WHO GST W1NTHKOP By Dick Cavalli S4Y NORMAN, osejD w^t THHSEfeA CECN-retl BALLOON? 10H4MA3MN. True Life Adventures Carl Anderson BLIMP'S MOTHER SAIP <~ THAT HE CAN STAY HERE FOR THE NIGHT, HENRY ' RACCOON ACLT -THAT ENEMIES. Hg TO THE HOUNO THAT PRESUMES HE'S Win the New Book of Knowledge (20 volumes). Send your questions, name, age, address to "Tell Me Why!" care of this paper. Include Zip Code. In case of duplicate questions, the quthor will decide the winner. Today's winner is: HEIDI RANCIN, 11, Springfield, Mass. A calorie is a measurement of energy or heat. One calorie is the amount of heat it takes to raise the temperature of one gram of water one degree Centigrade. What does this have to do with food? Well, we eat food to supply us with energy, and so energy in foods is measured in calories. When foods are metabolized — that is, utilized — by being combined with oxygen in the body cells, they give off calories (energy). In measuring the energy value of food, we use the "large" or kilogram calorie, which equals 1,000 regular calories. Each type of food, as it "burns up", furnishes a certain number of calories. For instance, one gram of protein furnishes four calories, but one gram of fat furnishes nine calories. The amount of calories the body needs depends on the work the body is doing. A man who weighs about 150 pounds needs only 1,680 calories per day — if he does nothing at all. If he does a little work, he may need about 3,360 calories per day. And if he does heavy work, he may need as much as 6,720 calories a day to keep the body functioning properly. There are other factors that decide how many calories a person needs, such as age, sex, size, physical condition, and even climate. Suppose you take in more calories than you need? The body uses up what it needs and stores some of it away for future use. The body can store away about one-third of thea mount it needs each day. The rest becomes fat! — And that's why it's important to "watch your calories". FUN TIME The Riddle Box 1. Why is a crossword puzzle like an argument? 2. What stays hot in the refrigerator? 3. What's the difference between a new nickel and an old penny? ANSWERS 1. Because one word leads to another. 2. Pepper. 3. Four cents. Sidney Oinart LITTLE PEOPLE'S PUZZLE Your Horoscope WORD PUZZLE c A 6 e P i R T Can you change the first word "Cage" to the last word "Dili" in four moves? Change one letter in the word wi'.n each move. See tomorrow's paper for the answer. Win The New Book of Knowledge Yearbook. Send your riddles, jokes, tc: -Riddles, Jokes; Tell Me Why!" Give Zip Code. Today's winner is: JON' KROETZ, 11, Sun Prairie, Wise. 'SNaoov '6 'MaaDsxaoD v 'dow -9 'ivas •? 'Disnw •* 'ONINMV '2—UMOQ 'SnaiVM "I I 'XDO1D '01 'XDVSdVNX '8 '/. 'aWDHi 'C 'MIVH 'I—ssojay : Sd3MSNV FORECAST FOR WEDNESDAY Gemini Is bouncy humorous, alive and vital. Gemini writes, reads, publicizes and advertises. Gemini, if nothing else, is on-the- BO, perceptive, filled with Intellectual curiosity. Natives of this zodiacal sign are restless, enthusiastic, often dominated by emotions and tend to try doing too much at one sitting. Gemini is a natural teacher, has an affinity for languages and loves to travel Here are the mimics, the entertainers, the persons who imprint their own styles and who are happiest when making others laugh. ARIES (March 21 - April 19): Accent on how to put ideas into action. Be thorough. Check details. Deal from position of knowledge. Don't waste energies in disputes with neighbors, relatives. Sense of fitness, humor comes into play. TAURUS (April id-May 20): Exchange of ideas now can be profitable. Get views on record. Be sure you are correctly quoted. Be ready for change of scenery. Some relationships are intensified. You have chance to be happier. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20): Meet people; go places, do things. Means come out of shell. Maintain visible profile. Let others know of your presence—and views. Talk over ideas with Taurus. Your judgment, intuition are on target. CANCER (June 21 - July 22): Delve into what has been a mystery. Avoid seeing in too idealistic a light. Means faci situation as it really exists. Cooperate in protect designed to aid handicapped. Pitch In and help promote funds for charity, civic activities. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Accent on achievement. You gain plau. dlts from friends, associates. Assignment completed in recent past is evaluated and cheered. More responsibility indicated, but also greater chance for reward. VIRGO (Aug. 23 • Sept. 22): Wider recognition due which results In promotion, advancement toward goal. Aries could be involved. Finish what yuu atari. Leave no loose ends. Accent Is on what you want as differentiated from actual needs. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Good lunar aspect now coincides with travel, education and publishing Means more people become aware °[, what you do, think and say hi i i PH °r lfilnal C0llc epts. Don't be misled by one of little faith. SCORPIO (Oct. 23 -Nov. 21)Stress ability to be co-operative. Joint elfoits now are most llkclv to succeed. One who counsels™ money matters is in picture check legal documents. Don't commit yourself to long-range^romlTso^ ,. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 • Dec PUbW a'ffa!,-" £" h<W y °" ila »<" e ' pUDilc affairs, how you meet one n h h°,i °PP° ses vour views. Tread lightly. Don't force issues. Leave details to others. Key is to social yo 6 u gain*' T3ke ° Vera " v <^ Then CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan 19)- ra . (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Spotlight on creativity, romance relations with children. Change variety of experiences are likely lu be featured. Gemini and Virgo persons play important roles Lu- vi'tulity PeCt lndicates resurgence of PISCES (Feb. 19- March 20): Home Influences are emphasized. One who really cares attempts to ensure your security. Know it and express appreciation. Build on solid base. Taurus and Libra persons onia pruminentlv - Get agreements IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY you are versatile have unusual stum; ol humor, are doing more. suLialUing nuw than in past. will make serious home or dames- tic adjustment in December You are fond of travel and you often aid others in making vacation plans.