Alton Evening Telegraph from Alton, Illinois on August 24, 1972 · Page 26
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Alton Evening Telegraph from Alton, Illinois · Page 26

Alton, Illinois
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Thursday, August 24, 1972
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CAMPtS CLATTErt By Larry Lewis today's FUNNY AMANDA PANDA Alton Evening Telegraph Thursday, August 24, 1972 B-U By Marcia Course MOOSE By Bob Weber VOUR RICH BO/ FRIEND IS HERE, BbOSSOrA. HE AAAY PROPOSE MARRIAGE IF YOU CONVINCE HI/ATHKT HE'S THEOMLy MAN INYOURUFE ... BUT YOU'RE DIFFERENT FROM, ALUTHE OTHERS, HERB.,," BUT YOU'RE DIFFERENT FBDfA ALL THE OTHERS/a-YDE.,, BUT VOU'RE DIFFERENT FROM AUUTHE OTHERS, BUCK,,. BUT YOU'RE... Sj (C) Kinf WELL, LOOK/IT SPROUTED A VINE, AMANDA, REMEMBER WHEN SWEET POTATO IN <SOME WATER IN A GLASS? DAVID CRANE By Winslow Mortimer Todoy's FUNNY- *ill pav $1.00 for each original "funny" used. S«nd aaai to: Today's FUNNY, 1200 West Third Sr., Cl«v«lond, Oh!o44113. THE WIZARD OF ID B> Parker and Hart KERRY DRAKE SMIDGENS By Bob Cordray SMOG ALERT! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D 6EE THE DAV WHEN WE HAD INDIRECT LIGHTING 1 TIGER By Bud Blake NIK SMITH FAMILY By Mr. and Mrs. George Smith JKFF COBB By Peter Hoffman ...MYMOTHEK INVITED VOU OVER HERE FOR DINNER... TONIGHTS MATCH- MAKERI .' LOOK, GLEN/ YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME. 1 ... MY PARENTS A.RE LEAVING ON A TRIP TODAY SO I'M NOT INTERESTED MOTHER !.„ I DON'T... ...GLEN MAXWELL IS ALWAYS ASKING ABOUT YOU, EDIEJ ...AND WITH ALL HIS..S/SM.MONEY... By A. LEOKUM Win The New Book of Knowledge (20 volumes). Send your questions, name, age, address to "Tell Me Why!" care of this paper. Include Zip Code. In case of duplicate questions, the author will decide the winner. Today's winner is: MICHAEL STEIN, 10, Fort Wayne, Ind. Almost any solid speck can be called dust if it is light enough and dry enough to float in the air. Most dust specks arc so small that they can be seen only with a microscope. There are many sources-of dust, but most dust comes from dried soil. Soil is a constantly changing mixture of many different materials. Rock particles and the remains of plants and animals become part of the soil and are fed upon by molds and microbes. When the soil dries and crumbles to dust, these living things aro part of the dust. The wind picks up particles and sweeps them away. A single particle of dust may be made up of a speck of clay with flower pollen, microbes, and salt all clinging to it. Firest fires send tons of dust into the air every year. So do cities and towns. Most city dust is man-made. It rises as smoke from factories, office buildings, schools, and homes. It comes from fuel burned in automobiles, buses, trucks, and trains. Some city dust is made of particles rubbed off in the everyday wear and tear on everything people use — clothing, furniture, floors, sidewalks. Dust is more than just an annoyance that must be cleaned up. Dust in the atmosphere affects the earth's climate. The atmosphere always cuts off about 50 per cent of the sun's heat, bouncing it back into space. And the -ttmosphere is made up of gates, dust, and water vapor. Dust plays an important part in the forming of clouds and thus in rain and snow. Clouds form when warm air laden with water vapor rises and cools. The vapor condenses around each tiny particle of dust to form a droplet of liquid. RIVETS SHOUT RIBS By Frank O'Neal THAT WINE MAS DONE WQNDESS FOR VOUR COMPLEXION HAS IMPROVED. YOU SEEM MORE V/BRANT, 8-3* IT HAS TJ?ANSfWM£Pu riA\f\T YOU INTO AN ATO2AOT/VE/HADANY WINE FUN T1MF 1. Whai animal eats with its tail? 2. On what side of a cup is the handle? 3. What goes hit:) the water and doesn't get wet? ANSWERS 1. All dt them. They don't ^ remove their tails to eat. 2. On the outside. 3. A shadow. AFRAIt> NOT, MK.CKME.. INTCPE5TEP IN THE SCHOOL RARER ANPTKVING TO y\ ?ECAU5E OOi? NEW COT PALL COACH SCO/MING T<? TOWN NEXT WEEK. THE PONNIE, ARE X9U INTERE5TEP IN FOTTPAU ? A By Alfred Aiidriola NO SALE' WE'RE FAIRLY \ MO, Y'KNOW SURE THE "CALVPSO KID'S V WHAT?.. I'VE LOOT THEV HAVE THEIR \ DECIDED TO GET SREEDY EYES ON IS IN, I MYSELF A NICE OR NEAR, CORAL CITY/ K FLORIDA TAN/ I HATE TO SAY IT, MARCY, ~*HT THEN... BUT IT'S CLEAR THAT THEY'VE ) MAYBE... BROKEN YOUR FATHER DOWN/ /WE SHOULP WHO 5 SMART, "CUE BALL"? YOU'VE 6OT ME OVER A BARREL.' YOU FINALLY GOT SMART, '"FLYER".' YOU'LL PULL THE HEIST/ HE'S GOING TO DO THE JOB.' -V.-v By George Si.vta THE TV MAM IS STILL HERE —IF YOU THINKTHE BILL. IS TOO HIGH, ASK WM ABOUT IT... ON6SMAUL/ \ TUBE AMD INSTALLATION TWELVE POLLARS- TWAT'S BUT WHAT'S THE EXTRA FIFTEEN DOLLARS FOR OW PARTS PICKIN AMD SORT IN' OUT By Dick Cavalli W1NTHRO TH& S4V-THATGARUO WIU- WARD Oi=f= THE CREEPY-CROWLIES... By Carl Anderson LITTLE PEOPLE'S PUZZLE 'NOW31 '6 '9WV1 '9 'HDVCOaOVIS 'f 'ONIX "C 'dlHSWV3iS 'L—UMOQ "xooiD '01 "HVd '8 '6WOD "L 'HSIdOlOO T 'daVDS 'V 'XSni -S—ssojsy :Sd3A\SNV True Life Adventures CHOSS WOUI) I»l!//LK Sloven Ahern, 13, Hampton Hays, K.Y., wins a New Book of Knowledge Yearbook tor this pu/xk'. Make ono up and st'iut it lo "Cross Word Ito.V". Tell Mo Why, with ynur naiiH-,, address. Bv T(Ml Shearer IAMPLORP I JUS 1 FlIl-EP ^ THE HEATlKG IT SHOUIPI Groovy WriFN WINTER- COMES. YE AM. BUT URBAN KENEW/AL IS 6ONrJA Tfc'Ak THIS HOUSE. POA'N B/ THEM AtliOSS. 1. A gem. 5. A |)laiu wilh a sU'in lhal clings, ti. A'.iinst. 7. Opposite of more 1H)\\.\. ]. Kgg-shaped. 2. A i-omniim Iiw. 3. Small in- si-fls. 4. Hawaiian iiLrklai.'t.'s. \\iii The Kew Book of Knt>\\li'J;;L' Yearbook. Send ) o u r riddles, jokes, to: '•Kidd'es, Jakes: Tell We Why!" dive Z.p Code. IOltLCASl FOR riUHAV i» I'xir.ivngant. SL-kUnii iloo» :!!ivlhinii iKilr.v i> p . liat) a ;'.raiu! ui'.i- louk, exinlMl-. a U' ui n\a^u Ul;I l.ll'.dl:-)! f!.;]i!l.T 1 t l '.> i^ -|-)S ''.•;.;'. ixl v.'ilil tin-- Lai 'A ami IK-.II I allil na- tivv.^ i)i" ttii.s .'tidiaral siga ran i'\- ln-neiuc iliitieulues in IIIUM- arra-.. 1-co is ihi' lover of the y.inli.u- ,.n.l I':MI h(.'L'unlo iuuxtrifabh invui\'cil V. 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