Alton Evening Telegraph from Alton, Illinois on May 31, 1963 · Page 14
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Alton Evening Telegraph from Alton, Illinois · Page 14

Alton, Illinois
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Friday, May 31, 1963
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PAGE FOURTEEN ALTON EVENING TELEGRAPH DAVID CRANE By Crelg Flessel I'M (XAf, MOTHER JUST BURNED /RM. I DON'T KNOW tVMV SO CLUMSY/H Of A SUDDEN I EUEEN.../HD/T THIS P/RTCUMR TIME WHEN WER6 JTCYIN© TO eNTfRT/IIN DR. CULVER. KERRV DRAKK By Alfred Andriola METHINKS LIKEWISE, JOHNNY.'.. AND I HAVE A THEORY AS TO WHV HE'S UPSET.' METHINKS HE DOES PROTEST TOO MUCH. 1 I PON'T WANT LOVA TO HEAR ME SAY IT, BUT SHE SHOULDN'T BOTHER A BUSX PETECTIVE TO 6ET HER BRACELET REPAIREP/ LET /WE TAKE CARE OF fT/ THANKS, (T'S NO BOTHER AT ALL, POWERS/ FLASH GORDON By Dan Barry UNLESS MY VEHICLE CAN BE RESTOREP I'M TRAPPED OK THIS >*] TERRIBLE WORLD.' ^/ *OH DEAR, OH PEAR.' MORE MACHINES COMING.' THE TRUCKER REPORTED HE HIT SOMETHING ABOUT HERE—BUT HE WAS GOING- TOO FAST TO STOP/ JOHNNY HAZARD By Frank Robbing 0-BLTT,6RECO, you PROMISE!? TO PAY ME FOR THE MONEY I SAVE KIKI/,, FOR . THE CAMERA*/ L PIS'IP you PONOT TAKE ORtTERS FROM ME,,,yOUR PAYMENT WILL BE LONG- BATH IN THE 5EA.' HERE IS WHAT YOU MUST NOW 170,,, r LATER, AT KIKI'S NEW HOME,, VDUR PARPON, MASTER KIKI, THERE IS SOMEONE ON THE TELEPHONE FOR you,,, MY FIRST CALL IN NEW HOME/KJT- WHOCAN IT 7, MUCH TO HIS PI5MAY, BOPES NO 6OOR,, KIKI,/, SOMETHING HAS COME UP//, I MUST SEE YOU KISHT AWAY/ KIKI'S CALLER I -' —= L4 THE SMITH FAMILY By Mr. and Mrs. George Smith v/wv DO voo X-« i v E^e GUISE'S ) LOOK IF VOL) PONTT-cf BETTER. I POKT -S-3I it Gwi je Matthew Aduxa Scrnce, lac. SIR BAGBY By R. and B. Hackney . g THAT'S NOT 11 A GOLD SGG M THAT'S A BRASS DOOR KNOB f DOES SHE REALLY LAY GOLDEN EGGS? .So Jack, asked to NEXT TIME SAY "PLEASE" SHE'S SENSITIVE. laid golden *' — - • jMttMceiu -~»*—- 5-3) I PROFESSOR PHUMBLE By Bill Yates THAT ROCKET IS RUNNING . ARE YOU 'SURE you CHECKED OUT THE GUIDANCE GUIDANCE SYSTEM?? DONALD DUCK By Walt Disney you said it! • ... but why? A FOR VOLJl? THOUSHT0X •ss-Si:;:;*;^^ "MOONSHINE" . . . illicit booze. English documents of 1800 record this as "slang for smuggled spirits;" the idea being, paradoxically, thai smuggling was best when there was no moon. Or if may originate with the fact that hillbilly stills might best be operated by moonlight, rather than daylight. 6-31 BIO BEN BOLT By John Cultett Mufphy YOUW4NTTOFI0HT LORIM© xMMiDO Ntl& PlON*HlP NO-1 PON'T WANT YOU TO LITTLE POOL FOK BUT IT'S WHAT YOUR TRAININ0— ANP FOR HIOT1N0 SO BROADLY THAT I H/VTEP YOUK PROFESSION. IT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO<50OMDOIN<5. ALLEY OOP WHY, OF COURSE/ MY GOO 'NESS, WHERE'P AKNISHT ^1M SORRY, BUT r WHO KNOWS \ NEVER HEARP OF CROW KAY... IT, YOU SAY? YOU CALLEP ME, PRINCESS BEULAH? INPEEP t PIP. SIR CHARLEY I NEEP V CROW KAY? SOMEONEV WHAT'S WITH WHOM? THAT? TO PLAY CROQUET.'. NOTHING ABOUT _ CROQUET? RIVETS George Sixta FRIDAV, MAY 31,1963 ^ H MM^^MMMMbtaMH Needlepoint Look 505 WUfi* THE BERRYS Carl Grubert FINE, JILL.' IVE LOST FIVE POUNDS SO ~' ~ HOW ARE YOU COMING WITH YOUR DIET; MOM'S I GUESS I REAL.LV SHOUI SAY I LOST THEM, BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. THEM IN THE FAMILY/ New—shortcut has tettect of precious .needlepoint! Do' this pair to enhance any room. Exquisite! Looks like needlepoint-T-really, single stitch em- oroidery. Fabric background. Pattern 505: two 7x9 inch transfers; color chart. Thirty-illv'e cants in coins 'or this' pattern — »<W 15 cents lor each pattern for flrst-dns* mailing and special handling. Send to Laura' Wheeler, care of Alton Telegraph, 66,. Needlecraft Dept., P.O. Box 181, Old Chelsea Station, New York n, N. V, Print plainly Pattern Number, Name, Address and Zbne. Newest rage—smocked accessories plus 208 exciting needle- cralt designs in our new 1963 Needlecraft Catalog — just out! Fashions, furnishings to crochet, knit, sew, weave, embroider, quilt. Plus free pattern. Send 25 cents now. V Princess Skimmer PRINTED PATTERN HENRY By Carl Anderson RANCH -TYPE HOMES BEING BUILT BY ZILCH BROTHERS TRUDY ' *v"^jfjat ^V2?Mj&* - ^" -.,"-*'**• 5-5f ~ <&^^-^ ^ © Kin» Fcctdra Syndicate, Inc., 1963. World ifighti reserved. 9$**'$. "Did I ever tell you how cute you are when you're mad, Mom?" fc True Life Adventures RESTJ-6SS ROVER , A TUNA MSVEK ,-„ 10 19U Wilt Di.nsy tfTO Wcrld KljfiU Bturvtd AT ABOUT 1O M1L-E3 6W)MM)M<3 . A 12-VEATS MAV *-0<3 OVER A OF SPAN, HE MlUsS £'31 By A. LEOKUM Win the Britannica Junior 15- volume encyclopedia for school and home. Send your questions, name, age, address to "Tell Me Why!" care of this paper. In case of duplicate questions, the author will decide the winner. Today's winner is: Gary Levin, 12, Bronx, N.Y. Have you ever seen a slide rule or tried to work with one? At first it seems so complicated that you think you have to be a genius to operate it. But once it's explained, and you have a little practice (and a certain amount of knowledge of mathematics) you will find the slide rule a tremendous help in doing problems. With a slide rule, the user can multiply, divide, extract roots of numbers, and perform many other mathematical operations in just a few second's time! The slide rule looks something like a ruler. There is a sliding scale along its center, with fixed scales above and below. Surrounding this there is a small transparent slider with a vertical hairline. This is called the index glass and helps in reading from one scale to the other. The slide rule uses "logarithms," and we are not going to try to explain logarithms at this time. Let's just say that to multiply a pair of numbers we simply add their logarithms, and the slide rule does this automatically. If this example doesn't tell you very much about a slide rule, why not ask your teacher to get a slide rule in class and have everyone learn how it works? For a slide rule to come into being, there first had to be logarithms, and this form of computing was invented by a Scotsman called John Napier in 1614. Then in 19620, a man called Edm u n d Gunter plotted the logarithms on a 2-foot straight line. The next year, William Oughtred, used two of these lines sliding by each other, and the first step in the invention of the slide rule was taken. The first known slide rule in which the slide worked between two fixed parts was made by Ro- bert Bissaker in 1654. It was such a help in making calculations that it became quite popular in England during the 18th century. The first of the modern slide rules was made by Amedec Mannheim, a French army officer, in 1859. The way he arranged the scales on his slide rule is si ill used on most slide rules in the 20th century. I hope all of this has made you curious enough about the slide rule to try to find out how it works for yourself. FUN TIME The Chuckle Box Customer: Are you sure one bottle will cure a cold? Druggist: It must — nobody's come back for a second. A doctor sent a patient a bill with the notation: "This bill is one year old." The patient sent it back with a little note of his own: "Happy Birthday!" Win a Britannica Junior for Writing About "The Wisest Saying" You've read or heard many wise saysings. They may be proverbs, or from the Bible, or from the speeches or writings of great men. Which single saying do you think is the wisest one? Why does it have the most meaning for you? Write a short letter about it and you may win a 15-volume set of Britannica Junior Encyclo- paedia. Important: entries must be addressed "Wisest Saying," Tell Me Why, and give your name, age, and address. Win the Britannica World Atlas or Yearbook of Events. Send your riddles, jokes to: Riddles, Jokes, "Tell Mey Why!" Today's winner is: Rosalie Scarborough, 12, San Leandro, California. The skimmer—sleeveless, simple and the most exciting summer fashion. Sew another version with short or three-quarter length sleeves. Printed Pattern 4771: Misses' Sizes 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20. Size 16 requires 314 yards 35-inch fabric. Fifty cents in coin* (or this pattern — add 15 wilts for each pattern for first-clus* mulling and special handling. Send to Anne Adams, cure of Alton Telegraph, 177, Pattern Dopt., 2« W. 17th St., New York 11, N. V. Print plainly Name, Address, Size and Style Number. Just out! 304 design ideas plus coupon for free pattern—any one you choose in new Spring-Summer Pattern Catalog. Send 50 cents now. LITTLE LIT • MM* A fat person is a calorie fighter who spends too much time with the enemy. A W«uk Spot CATANIA, Sicily OB - There has always been a weak spot in the earth's crust along Northeast Sicily where volcanic Mt. Etna rises 10,000 feet above the Mediterranean. Prof. Alfredo Ri|tman, director of the Catania Institute of Vul- canology says Etna reared up hundreds of thousands of years ago over the cones of a whole series of previous voicanos there. Part of the cone of the last one before the present Etna can be seen in a lava valley party way down the present mountain slope.

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