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THE KANSAS CITY Piles Quickly Cured at Home Instant Relief, Permanent Cure--Trial Package Mailed Free to All in Plain Wrapper. Piles 18 a fearful disease, but easy to cure if you go at It right. An operation with the knife is dangerous, cruel, humiliating and unnecessary. There is just one other sure way to be cured painless, safe and in the privacy of your own home--it is Pyramid Pile Cure. We mail a trial package tree to all who write.

It will give you instant relief, show you the harmless, painless nature of this great remedy and start you well on the way toward a perfect cure. Then you can get a full-sized box from any druggist for 50 cents, and often one box cures. Insist on having what you call for. It the druggist tries to sell you something just as good, it is because he makes more money on the substitute The cure begins at once and continues rapidly until it is completo and permanent. You can go right ahead with: your work and be easy and comfortable all the time.

It is well worth trying. Just send your name and address to Pyramid Drug 92 Pyramid Building, Marshall, and receive free by return mail the trial package in a plain wrapper. Thousands have been cured in this easy, painless and inexpensive way, in the privacy of the home. No knife and its torture. No doctor and his bills.

All druggists, 50 cents. Write today for a free package. ADVERTISEMENT. PAINT LICK LADY WRITES THANKS For the Great Benefit That Cardul, the Woman's Tonic, Was to Her When Sick. Paint Lick, suffered so much from womanly trouble," writes Mrs.

Mary Freeman of Paint Lick, "before I commenced to take Cardul. "I was so weak from it that I was down on my back nearly all the time. "I have taken three bottles of Cardul and it has done me more good than any medicine I ever took in my life. "I can't possibly praise it too highly it has done so much for me and I all I can to help you for I think it is the only medicine on earth that will cure female troubles." You need not be afraid to try Cardul, for in doing so you are making no new experiment in drug dosing or in tablets of concentrated mineral ingredients. Cardul as a medicine, as a tonic for weak, tired, worn -out women 1s timetested, safe, reliable.

It has helped others and should certainly help you. Composed of gentle-acting herb ingredients, its action is mild and natural and it has no bad after effects, as have many of the powerful drugs, sometimes recommended. N. to: Ladies' Advisory Chattanooga Medicine Chattanooga, for Special Instructiona, and 64-page book, "Home Treatment for Women," sent in plain wrapper, on request. Funeral Designs Also artistic Floral Tokens for presentation and weddings specialty.

$2 to 850. Go to Alpha Floral Co. 1105 Walnut FEBRUARY CIRCULATION. THE STAR'S MORNING PAPERTHE TIMES. The actual copies of this paper printed and sold during the month of February were as follows: Feb.

.160,388 Feb. 15.....161,666 .160,502 Feb. 16.....161,876 Feb. 3. ....160,491 Feb.

17.....161,902 Feb. 160,782 Feb. Feb. 160,713 Feb. 19.....162,245 Sunday Feb.

20..... Sunday Feb. .160.714 Feb. 21. 162,161 Feb.

160.646 Feb. 22. Feb. 160,828 Feb. 23.

Feb. Feb. Feb. 24. ....162,109 Feb.

Feb. 12. .161,351 Feb. 26.....162,392 Feb. 13.....

Sunday Feb. 27. Sunday Feb. 14.....161,617 Feb. 28.....162,594 Total for month deductions 85,596 Total papers 3,790,800 Average for month 157,950 for February, 1909.......

143,725 Net gain 14,225 "exchanges," copies used by employees, unsold or returned papers and sample copies omitted from this statement. The paid circulation of The Kansas City Star (evening and Sunday) during February averaged 159,954. copies a day. No matter what you want it will pay you to use The Star's Wants. Get a Box of the Genuine Stearns' Electric I RAT and ROACH Paste Look for this Signature A NEW YORK EASTER HAT.

POTO END RIODO UNDER WOOD AV. Simone," which will be seen on Easter tic City and other resorts, 18 day in Fifth Avenue in AtlanBlack faces first Chantecler hat that has country. velvet the broad brim of this black Invaded this a moderately high banded Milan hat, which has and crown, with a coque wreath, in blended yellow with black, and a turned back brim held shades of green en pheasant" in shades of in place by a "goldyellow, mingled with black. ANSWERS In this column The Star cannot answer questions about coins or give legal advice or private addresses. Ins The names Information and should addresses be of given persons when seekdressing this department.

This is not wanted for publication, but as an evidence of good faith. Questions asked by the following are either indefinite or unanswerable in this column: A. D. Subscriber, U. R.

T. Tanning Hides, To The Star: Please publish the formula for tanning hides with the hair on. J. W. Kimball, Neb.

Stretch the skin tightly and smoothly upon a board, bair side down, and tack it down the edges. Scrape off the loose flesh and fat with a blunt knife and work in chalk freely, with plenty of hard rubbing. When the chalk begins to powder and fall off, remove the skin from the board, rub in a good deal of powdered alum, wrap up closely and keep in a dry place for a few days. By this means it will be made pliable and retain the hair. Rust Preveatives.

To The Star: WV111 you please tell me something that will prevent rust from forming on stoves in storage? HERMAN P. Port Hudson, La. (1) Caoutchouc oll is said to have proved efficient in preventing rust and to have been adopted by the German Army. It only requires to be spread with a piece of flannel in a very thin layer over the metallic surface and allowed to dry up. Such a coating will afford security against all atmospheric influences and will not show any cracks under the microscope after a year's standing.

To remove it, the article has simply to be treated with caoutchouc oil again and washed A after twelve to ty-four hours. (2) A solution of India rubber in benzine has been used for years as a coating for steel, fron and lead, and has been found a simple means of keeping them from oxidizing. It can be applied with a brush and is as easily rubbed off. It should be made about the consistency of cream. Ralph Waldo Trine; Lillian Bell.

To Tke Star: Can you give me sketches about Ralph Waldo Trine and (b) Lillian Bell, both authors? MRS. D. 0., Lacon, Ill. (a) Waldo Trine was born AD Mount Morris, September 9, 1866. He began work at 16 as a wood chopper and farm laborer; then student, bank cashier, teacher, lecturer and author.

He was graduated from Knox College, Galesburg, in 1891. He is the author of "The Life Books" (including 7 "What All the World's a-Seeing" and "In Tune With the also "The Life Booklets" (including "The Greatest Thing Ever Known," "Every Living Creature" and "Character Building Thought "In the Fire of the Heart," "This Mystical Life of (b) Lillian Bell was born in Chicago in 1867. She began story writing when 8 years old. She has given more than five hundred author's readings in the principal cities of the United States. In 1897 she gave author's readings with James Whitcomb Riley and John Fox, lived in Europe four years and traveled extensively.

May 9, 1900, she was married to Arthur Hoyt Bogue of New York. She retains her maiden name for literary purposes. She is author of "Love an Old Maid," "A Little Sister to the Wilderness," "The Under Side of Things," "From a Girl's Point of View," "The Instinct of Stepfatherhood," "As Seen by Me," "The Expatriates," "Sir John and the American Girl," "The Dowager Countess and the American Girl," "Abroad With the Jimmies," "Hope Loring," "The InterPatricia," "A Book of "At Home With the Jardines," "Carolina Lee" and "Why Men Remain Bachelors, and Other Luxuries." Dates. Junior Class, City: May 4, 1899, was Thursday; November 23, 1893, was Thursday. State Institutions, Oregon.

Dickens, Reader: In Salem, are located the state school for deaf mutes, the state asylum for the insane, state school for blind, boys' reform school and the Oregon State Penitentiary. In Roseburg is a soldiers' home. Cigarette Law, Missouri. Smithville, August 16, last year, the law prohibiting boys of 18 years and under from smoking cigarettes went into effect in Missouri. The law provides fine of not more than $10 for any boy caught smoking a cigarette, whether "rolled" or "tailor made." If a boy has cigarette papers and tobacco, that is sufficient evidence for conviction.

prohibited from selling either cigarettes, cigarette papers or cigarette tobacco to a boy. For the first he is subjected to a fine of not less than $10, nor more than $100, and for the second offense, not less than $50 nor more than $500. Government Stenographers. P. City: An applicant for a position as stenographer in the civil serv1c8 department is required to take TIMES, WEDNESDAY.

MARCH 2. 1910. Hood's Sarsaparilla Should be taken by you and everybody else In the Spring for the following reasons, namely: 1st. The blood needs pu- 2d. Hood's Sarsaparilla is 3d.

It will make you feel rifying and the system needs the most effective medicine better, look better, eat and renovating in the spring, as ever devised for the complete sleep better, and give your pimples, boils and othererup- purification of the blood and whole system the best prepations, nervousness, paleness, the complete renovation of ration possible for the hot loss of appetite, that tired feel- the whole system- gen- days of summer, as thousands ing, weakness and languor erally conceded by physi- have in two annually prove. cians and pharmacists. years, by actual count. Everybody that gives Hood's Sarsaparilla a good fair trial in the Spring strongly recommends this great medicine. What does this mean? It means that thousands of people, men, women and children, every year find in Hood's Sarsaparilla renewed health, strength and vigor.

By virtue of its great and peculiar power to cleanse the blood, clear the complexion, strengthen the stomach and other digestive organs, improve the appetite, cure that tired feeling and build up the whole system, Hood's Sarsaparilla is the Standard Spring Medicine of the World. Hood's Sarsaparilla effects its wonderful cures, not simply because it contains sarsaparilla, but because it combines the utmost remedial values of more than 20 different ingredients, rocts, barks and herbs, each greatly strengthened and enriched by this peculiar combination. These ingredients are the very remedies that successful physicians prescribe for the same diseases and ailments, but they are not all found in any other medicine. There is no real substitute for Hood's Sarsaparilla. If urged to buy any preparation said to be "just as good" you may be sure it is inferior, costs less to make, and yields the dealer a larger profit.

Get Hood's Sarsaparilla today. In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Liquor Poisons Brain and Body For Ten Years the Gatlin Treatment Has Been Restoring Men to Mental and Physical Health in THREE DAYS, and Curing Them of Craving and Desire for Liquor THE GATLIN EFFECTS PERMANENT CURES No Hypodermic Injections, No Strong, Drugs, No Disagreeable Features, and But THREE DAYS' TIME Required. IF HE WAS CURED TO STAY CURED THE GATLIN DID IT YOU are a business man and drink liquor, even if you DO consider yourself a "MODERATE" drinker, your business days are numbered.

If a professional man, the liquor you drink accounts for the fact that you are not at the front in your profession, and the liquor he doesn't drink accounts for the remarkable success of your sober rival. If you are a drinker looking forward to a good position where there is every chance of advancement if you make good, you will keep right on "looking." You will not get the position. Big corporations and wise men have awakened to the fact that there is no place where a liquor drinker exactly "fits" in--he is just about as much benefit to a good business as the fifth wheel would be to a good wagon. With these corporations and wise men Brains are at a premium- any price will be paid--but the kind of brains required are not sought among liquor drinkers. The liquor drinker compares to the sober man when it comes to reliability just as the dollar alarm clock compares to the staid old eight-day timepiece.

Wind the alarm clock up every morning and it will fuss and stew and keep indifferent time, with much noise and jangle, for twenty-four hours. Then it must be wound up again, and again and again, until some day when you are depending upon it, it STOPS. It hasn't the "WORKS" of the dependable eight-day clock. Alcoholic poison is cumulative. Whether taken in large or small quantities, the system becomes charged with it.

It is the presence of this poison in the system that CAUSES craving, desire and physical demand for liquor -these are but the symptoms -the EFFECTS of alcoholic poisoning. The Gatlin treatment, in THREE DAYS, drives every trace of alcoholic poison out of the system--that removes the CAUSE and the EFFECTS immediately disappear; then, the drinker has no more craving or desire for liquor than he did the day he took his first drink. Other methods of treatment are directed to overcome the EFFECTS of liquor drinking, leaving the CAUSE in the system. That is why other methods are not suecessful in effecting many permanent cures; and in removing the cause is why the Gatlin is the one recognized successful treatment. A plain contract is entered into with each patient that he shall be cured in THREE DAYS--cured to his entire satisfaction and to the satisfaction of his family- or the full fee paid shall be refunded at the end of the third day and treatment shall cost nothing.

When you leave the Gatlin Institute, you KNOW THAT YOU ARE CURED. The very highest financial references. The Gatlin Home treatment for those who would find it inconvenient to come to the Institute for three days. Call or write for books of particulars, copies of contracts and other information. Gatlin Institute located at 1333 Jefferson Kansas City, Mo.

Phone numbers: Bell, Grand 3522; Home, Main 7201. Reference, First National Bank, Kansas City, Mo. Other Gatlin Institutes located at Denver, Colorado; Pittsburg, Parkersburg, W. Chicago, Minneapolis, Des Moines, Los Angeles, Toronto, Canada; Omaha, Seattle and San Francisco now opening. THE THORNTON MINOR SANITARIUM ESTABLISHED IN 1877 FOR THE TREATMENT OF PILES, FISTULA Offices 1004 AND RECTAL DISEASES, RUPTURE AND DISEASES.

OF WOMEN. Kansas City, Mo. 13 DIED. John 82 years old, died Tuesday afternoon at his home, 1024 Barnett Avenue, Kansas City, Kas. A widow and seven children survive.

Funeral arrangements to be announced later. CLEAI -Mary Ann, age 18 years, died at residence, 1811 Belleview. She 19 survived by her mother and two brothers, William and David. Funeral Thursday morning, 8:30 o'clock, from the home. 9 oclock at the cathedral.

Interment Mt. St. Mary's Cemetery. Greenfleid, and St. Joseph, papers please copy.

-Frank age 62, died Tuesday, March 1, at the home of his son, George L. Jenne, 2831 Madison. Funeral Thursday, 3, at 2 p. from the residence. Interment Elm wood Cemetery.

Rockford, papers please copy. JONES- William Gordon, died Tuesday, March 1, 1910, 4 p. m. Interment Forest Hill Cemetery. Services at residence, 3645 Wyandotte Wednesday, March 2, 2:30 p.

m. KILBY Edward -Edward Kilby, Jr. 2708 6 Garfield old Ave- son nue, Kansas City, died yesterday. Funeral services at 2:30 o'clock this afternoon. Burial in Mount Hope Cemetery.

McNALL-T. 81 years and 8 months old, died of asthma at noon, Tuesday, March 1, at his residence, 1318 Forest ave. He is survived by his wife and one daughter, Mrs. Grace Ivy. Remains will be taken East.

MOORE -Mark son of Mr. and Mrs. J. Moore, died at his home, 2424 Olive at 8:45 a. m.

Tuesday, March 1, 1910, after an illness of six weeks, from typhoid fever. In the bloom of youth he passed away, aged 17 years and 6 months. Funeral at residence at 3 p. m. Wednesday.

Burial at Mount Washington. basis examination, which includes common school branches. He then is given a test examination in stenographic speed. Dictation is read at the rate of eighty, one hundred, one hundred and words twenty and one hundred and forty a minute. It is optional with the applicant as to which rate he prefers.

Of course, a stenographer capable of taking dictation rapidly will get a better position. He is given a test nographers in civil service vary. Much typewriting speed. The salaries of stedepends upon the department of the service in which they are employed. As a fair approximate, the average salary is $100 a CONTESTS THE ASTOR TITLES.

Roosevelt Properties Also Involved Sulta by J. I. Arden's Heirs, NEW YORK, March right of various members of the Astor and Roosevelt families to hold title to valuable pieces of property in this city is (to be questioned in the supreme court by the heirs of Jacob I. Arden. Already there have been begun over 350 lawsuits by these heirs to recover what was formerly Arden's estate in Manhattan.

He bought it for less than day than it is $100,000. estimated to be worth inore The basis for the claims of the heirs is founded upon will of Jacob Arden. This, it is alleged, gave his widow only the life use of the property, with the provision that the estate should be kept intact for Mr. Arden's brothers and sisters and be partitioned after his death. Contrary to this trust, Mrs.

Jacob Arden is charged with having mortgaged a share of the property and sold other parts of it for a fraction of what it was really worth. The People and Government. To The Star: President Taft has 'switched from the attitude of complacency which he assumed on taking his office, into a pose of injured innocence, and I am glad to see that The Star has the courage to oppose his course, even at the risk of helping to elect a Democratie House. Universal enlightment on all political problems will solve them. The people shown, for a nation does not get as good government as it deserves, but as bad as it will stand for.

E. L. PAUL ADVERTISEMENT. FINEST HAIR IN TOWN Conclusive Evidence That Parisian Sage Grows Beautiful Hair. "I have tried many hair restorers, but have found Parisian Sage the only one worthy of a the name.

My hair was falling out, and I was troubled with Itching scalp, and I found it Impossible to keep my hair in any condition for any length of time. It also looked faded when I began to use hair re storers. I tried many but recelved no noticeable benefit until I tried Parisian Sage. After using two bottles, I now have the finest head of hair in this town. I noticed ti the Itching and dandruff disappeared, and my hair became and Tillie Root, Webster, N.

Y. The at Owl only Drug 50 Company, sells large Parisian bottle. Sage They are glad to recommend it, because they sell it under an Ironclad guarantee to cure dandruff, stop falling hair, and entirely drive away any scalp disease, or money back. It turns barsh, lusterless hair Into beautiful luxuriant hair in two weeks. girl with the Auburn hair is on The bottle.

Mail orders filled; all every prepaid by the American makGiroux Mfg. Buffalo, N. Y. charges ers, on every box The only guaranteed Money Back if it Falls Exterminator for 2 oz. box 25c; 16 cockroaches, rats, $1.00.

Sold by dealers waterbugs, etc. everywhere. mice, STEARNS' ELECTRIC PASTE COMPANY, CHICAGO. ILL. FUNERAL NOTICES.

Funeral of Mrs. Ollie May Bell Stark. Born in Clark county, Indiana, July 26, 1880; died with pneumonia fever February 26, 1910, at her home, 1304 Wyandotte service was held residence, Tuesday, at 2 p. m. Burial in Elmwood Cemetery.

Leaves a husband and two little baby girls 4 and 2 years old to survive her. Her former name was Miss Ollie May Bell Fries. The funeral of Harold G. McCloskey, aged 5 years, who died at the residence of his parents, Mr. and Mrs.

William H. McCloskey, 1311 E. 8th, Tuesday morning, will be held Wednesday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock from D. W. Newcomer's Chapel, 2111 E.

9th. Interment Mt. Washington Cemetery, The funeral of Mrs. Jennie Snyder, died February 24, 1910, at her home, 1315 Tracy Avenue, will be held this afternoon at 2 o'clock from Freeman Marshall's chapel at 3015 Main Street. Interment at Elmwood Cemetery.

The Infant son of Frank Rushton, age years, died this morning at 6:30 o'clock. Funeral will be held Wednesday afternoon, 3 o'clock, from the home, 731 Southwest Boulevard, Rosedale. Tue funeral of Louis A. Kemme, who died of diphtheria, will be this afternoon at 2 o'clock from the residence, 3218 Penn. Interment St.

Peter and Paul's Cemetery. CARD OF THANKS. We desire to express our heartfelt thanks and M. appreciation to members of Camp 2002. W.

White Rose Camp, R. N. the employes of the Danielson Implement and the Western Newspaper Union, the Rev. Fred Kinnel and our many, many friends and dear. kind neighbors and relatives, who, during the sickness and death of our beloved husband, loving father and brother, showed such loving kindness and sympathy; also for the beautiful floral offerings.

-Mrs. Paul C. Sontag and family. IN MEMORIAM. March 2, 1910.

In memory of Mrs. Ellen McKernan, who died one year ago today: Dearest mother, how we miss you, In the year that has gone by; Although we know it was God who took you, To a world of peace and joy, Our home Is dark without you; we miss you everywhere. Mrs. R. L.

Flanigan, Mrs. J. P. Ovall, Mrs. W.

L. Evans, Miss Alice McKernan, daughters; Joseph and Peter, sons. TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY WANTED LATHERS: STEADY work; 2 light housekeeping rooms as part payment. Call 1208 East 11th after 5 o'clock Wednesday. Try it.

SOCIETIES ORIENT CHAPTER NO. 102, Royal Arch Masons. Special convocation this evening, 8 o'clock sharp, for the purpose of conferring the Royal Arch Degree. VigItors will receive a cordial greeting. Hall, 33d st.

and Woodland ave. CHARLES L. COOKSON, E. H. P.

THOMAS A. MILBURN, Secy. HOUSTON HIVE NO. 94 holds regular review Wednesday afternoon, March 2, 2:30 o'clock sharp. Last opportunity to reinstate on February assessments: memI A bers in arrears take notice.

ELLA WORTHY, Com. MISSOURI HOMESTEAD, No. 1201, D. A. give dance and card party Wednesday, March 2, 1904 Brooklyn.

Good music. Public invited. Admission 15c. Committee. ARARAT TEMPLE A.

O. N. M. -Regular business meeting, refreshments, Wednesday, March 2, 1910, 8 p. Shrine Hall, 14th and Grand ave.

WILLIAM S. CLAGETT. Illustrate Potentate. HARRY G. HENLY.

Rec. DANCING AT THE TROOST DANCING Academy, 1413-15 Troost tonight and every Wednesday and Saturday night and Sunday afternoon from 3 to 6 o'clock. Music by Deveney's up-to-date orchestra. Admission 50c, ladies free. Come and have a good time.

THE ALMONT-CANADIAN SOCIAL Club dances tonight at Academy of Music, 1221 McGee: line floor fine music; Stannard's orchestra: admission 60c, ladies free. KOFFLER, Manager. GRAND BALL GIVEN BY THE YOUNG Men's Hebrew Club at the Troost Dancing Academy, 1416 Troost next Sunday night, March 6. Come have a good time; 50c couple. Ladies free.

Deveny's Orchestra. MYSTIC TOILERS WILL GIVE dance Wednesday evening, March 2, at Fraternal hall, 747 Minnesota ave. Snow's orchestra. Admission, 25c. CLOVER LEAF CLUB DANCES TOnight at Au Falt Hall, 8th and Oak Finest floor and best music in the city.

Admission 50c, ladies free. REPAIRS FOR ALL STOVES KEPT IN STOCK. WE REPAIR ALL stoves and ranges, Both a phones 1214 Main. 304 W. 6th st.

Metzher Stove Repair Co. COME AND SEE ME. MONEY TO LOAN ON ALL PERSONAL property. Cash paid for old gold, silver and diamonds. Jos.

Morino, 810 Grand ave. KANSAS CITY PLATING WORKS. GOLD, SILVER, NICKEL PLATING: oxidizing, bronzing and brass finishing. 1015 Central st. J.

A. Child. manager, PATENTS AND MODELS. WARREN D. HOUSE.

THE RELIABLE Patent Attorney, secures patents and makes models and dies. 1430 Main st. STEAM CARPET CLEANING. www. R.

H. TOBENER SON, 2430 Jackson ave. Both phones, D. W. NEIFCOMER.

UNDERTAKER TELEPHONES 24 EAST. 2107-09-11 East Ninth street.