Weekly Oregon Statesman from Salem, Oregon • Page 8

TIIK DAIL.Y i ITATI'S'N I AN FRIDAY. OOTOnKRS. lfPO. a a -w-t -w I THE OTHER SIDE. MORE BUILDINGS.

vegetables, ladies' work, musical instro-menu, wwing machines and a great va-rietv of articles too numerous to mention. The diplav of potatoes, grains nl all i i round of gavety all the while. They come down and salted my hens and then took and turned in aud chafed a new milch cow eight miles, with two of 'em holdin' of her by the tail and another on top of her with a pair ot Buffalo Bill spurs and a false face, yelling like a volunteer fire company. Then the old lady kicked because run short of milk. Said it waa a of a note if she couldn't have milk wnen ahecome into the wilderness to live and paid her little old $3 a week just as regular as Saturday night come round.

"These boys picked on mine all Rummer, because my boys waa plain little fellers with no underwear but good impulses and ageneral desire to lay low and eventually git there, understand. My boys is considerable bleached a regards hair, and freckled as. to features, and tbey are not ready in conversation, like a town boy, but they would no more drive a dumb animal through the woods till it was all het np, or take a new milch cow and scare the dayiighti out of her and yell at her and pull out tier tad and seisd her home with her pojva all open, ttian they'd be sent to the l-yiilature without a crime. "A neighbor of mine that see these beys when they was scario my cow to death said if they'd of been his'n he'd rather fuller 'em to their grave lhan see THE BIN tAAMalvl A Hundred Busy Hands at Work. THE EVAPORATOR IS FULL BLAST.

About a Car Load of the Thistle Brand Is Being Shipped Each Bay. One of the very booieat scenes in Salem now is about the big cannery of the Salem Canning Co. and the evaporator of the Willamette Valley Fruit opposite tbe big woolen mill on Twelfth street On an average about one car load a day of canned goods is now being sent away to supply the cou tracts for their delivery already made. Each can is neatly luheled. On one side of the can appears a neat lithographed design of a thistle, surrounded bv these words THISTLE BRAND.

Salem Canni.no Coxraxr, On the other side is the engraving and name of the variety of fruit or vegetable in the can, fur instance, "Extra Quality String Beans," or "Extra Quality Bart-lett Pears," etc. A hundred bands are now kept busy about the cannery and evaporator, about fifty each in the two plants but it waa found that the capacity of the evaporate (about 400 bushels daily) was not sufficient to handle all tbe apples offered, so half the hands in that institution were put to work canning apples, in one gallon cans, and about 36,000 gallons of canned apples will be the output for this year. The biggert portion of these are already sold to Iienver parties, and they will be forwarded there in car load lot as fast aa they are canned. In canning apples no sugar is used, but about 150 barrels of sugar have been consnmed this scaaon in nutting up other fruit and vegetables requiring syrup. The capacity of the evaporator will probablv be doubled for next year's run, by the addition of another steam fan and drying flume in the building nsed lat season In the manufacture of cider.

The total output of the cannerr this year will be something like 750,000 cans, in cases of twenty-four cans each. But by the addition of new machinery, the rapacity of the cannery can be doubled and trebled, so as to use all suitable fruit and vegetables offered, and It is the intention of the management to do this. The evaporator will probably use this year 40,000 to 50,000 bushels of apples, in fact all that are offered, for not a buHbel has yet ben turned away. Two gills are kept basy in the warehouse labeling the cans, aud one man nailing ttie boxes, or cases, together, when they are immediately loaded on cars, ready for shipment. The Southern Pacific company baa a switch for the accommodation of these concerns, and cars are always ready at their service.

The railroad company has been very accommodating in this matter. BIO BUILDINGS. Since the season opened five carpenters have been kept constantly busy putting up new buildings and sheds and adding to those already built. The ground owned by the two concerns ia now about all occupied by buildings, and a serious question for the future is the onAof room for the plants. Rut a way will be found out of this if the farmers, gardeners and fruit growers will dn their uait in raising enough to swell the capacity.

LOTS OF MONEV. When it is known that nearly $15,000 is invested in cans alone for this year's output, it may be emily imagined that a pile of money is necessary in the business to keep it goinj, for the canb paid for everything, from the fruit and ttie vegetables to the labor that gets them ready for tbe market. The cannery commenced last eek on corn, and the article that is placed on the market is equal in quality to any put up in the countries where corn is king. Tbe boxes in Inch the cans are shipped are neatly labeled, and the aort of guode in each ia branded ttmreun. The president of both thewe companies is B.

Wallace, and he is lumn-it the manager of the evaporator. A. Bird ia the manager of the cannery, but Mr. Wallace helps in this, giving his entire time to the two mcerns. CAME TO THE FAIR.

The Editor of the Eutrene Journal Vitiited Salem for tbe First Time in Eighteen Years. The following ia from the Eugene Journal: "For tbe first time in 18 years having previous to 1S72 attended them nearly every year we vinited the Oregon state fair at Salem last Wednesday and returned home Thursday. The location, which is on the old fair ground two miles northeast of Salem it as good aa could be found in the state, the land being level and a part of it being covered witb small oak trees and bushes, thus affording a beautiful and pleasant place for campers. Machinery hall is the same eld hall where machinery was exhibited a quarter of a century ago. The pavilion is a new build ing, larger and better than the old one The stock sheds and machinery ball oc cupy the space north of the pavilion, while the restaurants, flying horses and miscellaneous attractions are toward tha east, and the race tracks and standi for spectators are situated some distance south of the pavilion.

The exhibit in tha pavilion waa excellent, consisting of grains, grasses, plants, shrubs, fruita, New Ones Going Up ou All Sides. THE KEFOKM SCHOOL BUILDING. Work on the Big Steel Bridge Across the Willamette Will Jiow Go On to Completion. If Salem was not a growing city some of the SoO dwellings built during would be vacant, and there would have to be a cessation of building operations. Bat none of them are vacant, and there is not a comfortable house for rent in the city, or at least if there is there are plenty ef applicants for it.

There will have to be more houses built next year than this, to keep np with the procession, and indications are that the number will be much greater. The brick work on the reform school building south of the city is now to the top of the second story, and the iron work on the first story is about all in place, including the handsome arch. This building is going to be one of the finest in the stale, combining strength, convenience and architectural beauty. It will probably not be ready for use before the meeting of the legislature in January, Work will now go ahead on the big steel bridge, and it is hoped carried to completion without further delay. An administrator has been appointed for the estate of Mr.

Adier, deeeated, one of the firm of the contractors, and he has full power to act Ttie roof is on the new Jorth Salem public school building. The plans are about ready for the new brick of A. Bash for J. A. liotao next south of the Eckerlen brick.

KKW BUOJHNG ITLMS. W. D. Clsggett has let the contract to E. Stanton for the construction of a couple of neat cottages at the north end of Cottage street.

The contract price is between 200 and 13000. The cottages will be for rent when completed. J. II. IklcCormick is building a comfortable cottage on his premises in North Salem, to cost aliout t00.

Eusene Koy, recently from France, ia building liinifcU a residence on Asylum avenue in High ichool addition, to cost about 1300. Mr. Koy ia an experienced watchmaker, and will work at his trade in his new residence. R. P.

Boise, has removed a small house purchased by himself from 11. A. Thomas on Winter and Mill streets to a lot in Queen Anne addition, and will fix it up for rent Bud Chapman building himself a residence on his premises just east of the High school building, at a coat of 12O0 toflaW. G. tsteiner is putting a new roof on bis House on twelfth street, near State.

The sash and aoor facto rv of H. Bta- pleton, leased by Ira Erb, which was destroyed by fire a short time since, will be ready for business again early this week. New machinery lias taken the place of the old which was burned, and the factory will he in better shape than before the fiie. James Biidge'ord is buildinc himself a barn on his premisea in North Salem, at a met of about The five houses being built for Mr. Manger, from nt.

by A. Olinger eon, just east of the depot, will soon be ready for occupancy. The root will soon be on W. w. Mar tin's fine house on Chemeketa street.

The Episcopal church ia receiving a new ro)f and other repairs. THX LAST KILX. The last kiln of brick for this season at the penitentiary yard is now being burned. It contains about 500,000 brick. Enough brick have been turned out to complete the relorm school without these, or many of them, and they will be held readiness to start the work on addi tions to the penitentiary and asylum buildings next spring, if the legislature provides lor them, which will be almost absolutely necessary.

A Eeprieve for tbe Condemned. Wretched men and women long condemned to suffer tbe tortures of dyspepsia, are filled with new hope after a few doses of Hosteller's Stomach Bitters. This budding hope blossoms into the fruition of certainty, if tbe bitters is persisted in. It brings a reprieve to all dyspeptics ho strek fa aid. Flatulence, heartburn, sinking at the pit of the stomach between meals, the nervous tremors and insomnia of which chronic indigestion is the parent, disappear with their hateful progenitor.

Most beneficent of stomachics who can wonder that in so many instances it awakens grateful eloquence in those who, benefitted by it speak voluntary in its behalf. It requires a graphic pen to describe the torments of dyspepsia, but in many of the testimonials received by the proprietors of the bitters, these are portraved with vivid truthfulness. C'oristiaiion. biL-iowmess, muscular debility, malarial fevers and rheumatism are relieved by it. The Best Advertising-.

The most efficient advertising in behalf of Hood's amparilla is that which comes from the medicine itself. That is. those who are enred by it, 8ak to friends buffering similarly, who in turn derive benefit and urge others to try this successful medicine. Thus the circle of its popularity ia rapidly widening from this cause alone, and more and more are becoming enthusiastic in behalf of Hood's Sarsaparilla as it actually demonstrates ita absolute merit. All that is asked for Hood's Saraaparilla ia that it be given a fair trial.

If you need a good blood purifier, or building up medicine, try Hood's tfareaparilia dwlt Undue exposure to cold winds, rain, bttght light or malaria, may bring ou in-flatnation or soreness of the eyea. Dr. J. H. McLean's Strengthening Eye Salve will subdue tbe inflamation, cool and soothe the nerves, and strengthen weak and failing eyesight cents box.

Kve IisterTiews a Summer Boaruinc: House Keeper. WOXT KEEP IT A.NY MORE. The Town Pniple art? Not All Kkh aud LitcralA Jike Old Man. 'AYe kep' summer boaruVrs the pa isasorj," sat I Orlando MeCusiek of East Kortrijiht, to me yesterday, aa we sat in the spring house and drank cold milt from a large bowl with white stripe around it; "we kep boarder from town all euiumer ia the Catskills, and that is why I don't figger on doing of it next year. Ton fuller) that writes the pwcea and makes the pictures of ns folks that keeps the boarders has got the laugh on us as a general tiling, bnt I would like to be interviewed a little for the press, tso's that I can be set right before the American people." "Well, if yon will state the ease fairly and honestly I will try to give you a chance." "In the first pl.ce." aaid Orlando, tak ing off hi boot and removing bis jack- knife, which had its way worked through his pocket and down bis teg, then squint ing alone the "tap" with one eye to see how it wan wearing b-fore he put it on, "I did not know how healthy it was here till I re id in a railroad pamphlet, I gneee it is what yoo rail it, where it eays that the relation of temperature to oxygmi in coit.iin quantity oi air is of the highest importance.

'In a cubic it says. of air at 3300 feet elevation, with a tem perature of 32 degrees, there is as much oxygen as in a like amonnt ol air at sea level wilh a temperature of 65 degrees. Another important fact that should not be lost sight this abW feller says, by those affected by pulmonary diseases is tuat three or itmr times as niocU oxyuen is consumed in activity as in tilenca toe hornets' nsls introduced bv me ttnswaon.) 'Xiieu in climates made Btunu'atins: by increased electric tension and cold, activity must be followed by an increased endceinoxe of yoo decide to select and furnish -eadnsmote of oxygen to sufferers?" 1 went into it with no notions oi making a pile oi money, but I argued that these lo ts would give anything for health. We folks are apt toargv that lople from ton are all well off and iiwr-jl, and that if they can come out and get, all the buttermilk and straw rides ttiev want, and a little flush of color and a woodtiek on the back of their neck, they don't reck a pesky reck what it roots. That is only occasionally so.

Ask any doctor you know of if ttte aver-are man won't give anything to save his liif, and tli-n when it's saved put his propity imo his womern's name. That's human. You know the good book sve a pure man irom JSew Yon is the noblest work of tivd." "Well, did this desire to endos-Inose vour fellow man first break oat on jou?" "About a year and a bail ago it becon to rankle in my mind. I read np everything I Hlid get hold of regarding the longevity and such things to be had here. In the winter I sent in a fair, honest advertisement my place, and Judag U.

i'riest Before I could say 'scat' in ttie sp ing here come tetters by the "duxan, nifx-t irom school leachers at first, that had a good command of bnt did not come. 1 afterward learned that these letter was frequently wrote by folks that was not able to go Into lite country, so wrote tfaew letters for mental improvement, hoping also that acme one in the country might want them for the refin mem they would engender in tite family. "1 took one voting woraern from town "once, and allowed her 25 per cent, off for tier refamtif influence. Her name was fisuuetw She knew veiv little in the fin place, and had adde'l to it a gaol daal bv storing np in her mind a lot of tnembranouv theories and damaged iaclB'tbat ought to have been looked over and disinfected, bhe was the moat hopeless case I ever have saw. Mr.

Nye. -the was a metropolitan ass. You know that a town greenhorn is the greenest greenhorn in the world, because he can't allowed anything. Ha knows it all. Well, Euqneite UcCracken very nigh 'paralyzed what few manners my children had.

She pointed at tbingsat table and said she wanted some o' that, and ue had sort of a starved way of eating and a short breath and seemed all the lime apprehensive. 8he probably et off Ttie top of a flour barrel at home. Hue fjime and stayed all summer at our bouse, with a wardrobe which was in a shawl strap wrapped np in a programme of one of them big theatres on Bowery street. I gueas she led a gay life in the city, tihe said he did. t-he said if her set was at our boose they would make it ring with laughter.

I said if they did I'd ring their cussed necks with laughter. she savg, 'don't you like merri "I like merriment well wifti, fmt the wfcle of a varant mind rattling around in a bit; farm house manes me a hend and Diimans me, and I gnaw np two or three people a day till 1 get over it," I says." "Well, what became of Miss Mc- vraeken?" "Oh, she went np to her room in September, dressed herself in a long linen dncter, did some laundry work and the next day, with her little shawl-strap, she tit out lor ttie city, where she was en gaged to marry a very wealthly old man "whose mind bad been crowded ont bv an intellectual tumor, but who had a kind heart and had pestered her to death for years to marry him and inherit his wealth. I afterward learned that in this matter she had lied." "Bid yon meet any other pleasant peo ple last season 7" "Yes, I met some blooded children from Several Hundred and Fifth street. They come here so's they could vet a breath of country air and wear out their old close. Their mother said the poor things wanted to get out ot the mawl- atrum of meetropoli'an life, tins said it waa w(ul where they lived.

Just one kinds of farm products was very one. i live stock department was alco well represented. Machinery ball was almost empty. The exhibits in that department were not ao good as they werv twenty-five years ago. The racing attracted the great crowd of the day.

The crowd was not as great aa later in the week but the attendance was satisfactory for Wednesday, and everything passed off pleasantly and everybody pronounced the fair a success. President Loonev, Secretary Gregg and Mr. Buick of the 'lioard of directors were oa the ground. They seemed to be taking great interest in the success of tbe fair and seemed to be well pleased with the fine weather, the crowds of people and everything generally. We were taken all over Salem and for milt's around by our nephew, C.

M. 1-ock-wood, agent for the Pacific Postal Telegraph company, who is an enthusiastic admirer of Salem and thinks there is no place like it. Handsome residences have sprung np all over tbe citv, and there are three or four blocks of Winess houses along two of the principal streets that compare favorably with the larger cities. The state house ia equal to the average of the capitola of the older states and ia superior to some of them. The court house is a tnaguiliceut comity building, almost equal to tbe state house.

The state bniluings for the insane and for the convicts, two miles at of town, are quite a city in themselves, and preamit a fine appearance. All these public building, with the many fine residences, the Willamette university, ihe statoly business houses, the new steel bridge now being built over the Willamette at a coal ef $75,000, the elegant new public school buildings, the large flouring and saw mills, the manufacturing eatabliKhmeiiis in various parts of the town, the elactric motor cars and horse car running in every direction and as far out as the fair grounds and asylum and tmnitentinry, the splendid system of electric lights which is on all the streets and in the business houses and hotels, ail giv the vixitor a favorable impression of Salem and leaves no doubt that it ia improving rapidly and ia destined to become a large citv. ew addition ar being laid out and house are being built in every direction. The Willaaie'ie hotel, formerly known as the heniekt is the largeat and fiiieet hotel building in Oie-'on excepting only the new hotel Portland, and ia no kept" in fine-elans by a new manager recently from California. had the plerwure of meeting our old friend, T.

Patton, who is no carrying on a large bookstore, and a number of otlier acquaintances. F.ug"tie munt have a new court houte, cars, and some manufacturing enUblinhnienta he' fore she can vouiete with Salem or even witb Albany er torvallia. BLTTiia. THAN GOLD. HECTORED HEALTH.

For yen 1 anSctrd from bout, emiftaa and Utter bn A tnkirg during that tunc gma qtuatitini ot dUfcrnumrilicliM 'Karat gtrmj me any psnxptliae nik-f. Frauds htdacicd r-to trf 8. 14. B. 1( tcipnnm! tua from tbe start, sod attar taking tetenC bouka, atom! bniluiMfar av 1 cuU tng for at my af, mhith vrm seventy lire jwata.

B. H. Lucaa, Bo Nig Crrwa. Kj. Tfiij tm Pmyt trxt ktn TH-winaftMl fraa, W1 Al.auU.lM.

lit Dill HI Camst tmcattfallj transits with-at Iwaltft. to raaeti aaatth sr am emtas lotlhoa la lilt raqutrtt tht fun soiMuioa and oatralioa tl ail tht tw alllta kind aataf has tndtxnd ai witk. Thttt conditio cannot tiltt italttt tht Meat feting Is la atrftct Barking ertftr, aad this la Imeewisla warn the Ihtr and sphtta torpid, tkmosatrsct-hn tht atcrttlens, eauaiitf lodlftttloa ad dnptMla, alia all thtlr ccii aajias aotrora. DR. HENLEY'S English Dandelion Tonic atrt a ftcHe Inftatact tnt tht ihwr, ucHm to htalthi action, naobta Ha ckraale tntsrjtnttntt, and proms! tht KfttleM; cf IndlotatbM and comU-atlta, sharpta tht apattit, tsat tht tatira trttm, and aukt lilt north llilnj.

luffs Fills FOR TORPID LIVER. A liver tb wboUay via, mmu proonrw Sick Headache, Dyspepsia, Ccstiveness, Rheu matism, Sallow Skin and Piles. Thera la better rented jr for fhM eommow ttlaewtea tkaa Iwtt'a I.ltcr filiu, a trial UI trte. rti, Ckv. Sold Everywhere TILE YABDS.

Huccouort to D. Kuh. This firm fa prepared to furutah BBICK AND TILE In any quantity any place on the lint of tht 0. a C. railroad.

Floaty of hand-maila hrink kpt on hand. Prlcet roaannatile aud all bill Blled with Ruaraiitacd aatUfaotlon. Ltavtor-dor with Joseph Flibburn at 110 tistrt, and at taoploa. For further partirnlara ad-2 HfHr-HT 1'KeAKT, w-tf Tarda near (sir (round, aaltm. hurphy mm DYSPEPSIA.

STLESSNf-a SvatcTt, vtatvaata MVt.Tt.llt SAMILt Mt 010 IMC OM3M, SA. PHUADELPHIA. Prirt, ONE Dollar Tha majority ot tha Ilia ot tha human body arlaa frtim a dlaaawwd Ltvar. Mini-mims Liver Regulator has Been tbe of rvatorluf mora pmipla to health and jappltttaa by diving them a haalibr iban aujr other agency oo earth. THAT YOU GET THE CEHTLSA.

tl tirATn'f i tiatv: BOSTON MASS. rapltnl Surplus tiHi.nnn Aiwmnis bank, banker aud earMrattaat uliclled. uur sPllliles for rou.ti.TiiiMi am nr. Win. and we n-ilincouut lur hsuh when bai- aiim wsrtsnl II.

Monlon it a renerve cut, and balannta with (mm banks (nut liwtied la other msnrva cities, enmtt a a n-rve. draw nur own exchange ou Loudita sn.i the eonllnvltl, and make cable (Tension snO ti line oii'iii-r iir UiiefTatib tarouatiuut the 'nlted mates Cmi.ds. we have a market lot prime Ird rlass luv-wt. ment securities, and invite nmiwaal Imta tlst, tnmnlif. anil 'Ute whn Imiiiiis bonds.

We dn a Roiternl bsuklrn and Invite eoTTDSVoiiitmire. AA t. J'OTI KK, lre. JOS. WOK K.

Cashier. tvm ai FOUNDED IN The nlilc.t suil itmnti'si ban kin house north ui au r'raui-liui auu ot I'm tie no. Ladd i him SALEM. IltOX EUILDLNG. Account kntit.

losns made: exchanie ou wrt of tht world miiiI aud loiutbt. iem-r oi cretin innueti traveler. leciitms ntsib; llinnisliiitn tbe uthsd Htair. ilrltl.li Amnrlc-a ss'l Mexteti, This bank has nmiietarT ennnet-tions with banks In a.hiiifrtitn, Iilsliu and Montana, and irreionl(ima to all the rliicii! low us of those states. lo-dw -lm are tre)are( to attend auction sales in ativ (mrt of the sate.

We work tin reasutiadla term. I'aities liariii jwoj'rty of any kind fur al will find it to tliHtr advantatfa to call and st ns or rile. tUAW ItUWMNU, 2t4 Cotnnif rt'ial strict. 9 2-lm-dw halein. Ort-fon.

C0XSEIIVAT0KY of MUSIC Of the Willamette mtvemtty, Balrm, Orefou. The pt tchtml vear has twea tlxi noat ie- eeswlul in lie humrv lucrf-tl sui-n lam-ti and number of emdiiate. The most sutvexe- Inl music wthmi! on the ninlwet imaaL The course of iintnwilon luolude piano, orxan, iiiokii. tiiiiiii ami instrumeiiia, vl emture. harmony, anil class teaching lilnloma nvn on comiiletlon of course.

The mu.itwl ilireuor will be essined by an able aad eRicii-nt coipt ot leacheis. St-xl Uirm U-BiiuBeplen-Uir 1. bend lor eaialofiua. rAKvi.N. i 2m-dw ilulcal Mreutor.

TIIK "CITY," VB Htate atrevt. TIIK "K11ANKXJ.K," 91 Court ttreat, E. C. CliOSB. Ii-opi-ietor.

mOkd ttWtktM Hivhrnrnt fth taiM fur all It i flit MrfiBftW WII J.UVU11VII VI II1LU1 Price of Meat-. Best by the quarter fe Mutton by the quarter 7c I'ork by the quarter 7e Nolls from etoSc itoatta go 7-W-dw OHT OB bTRAYEIWFROM THE BTKEET tar bum on Unuuwmilul ttraet, one cow, year old, lii(hisioiud-, fn lit-hi roan a-venr olil oow with a lwll; a liaht colored sucklluf ca.f uue nil yearlliiK ler; one black jearllng heller, ptrtiea laking up lli-w aiilmal or knowing anything of (heir whereabouts will, leave infutmatlou wilh tha Orvgou Und Company. -AVitt-w John HLutrhcs. Ialr In Grot-erica, I'alnta, Oila and AVluduw GIhhm, Wall Patwr and Border, Ai-tlnta' Material, Lime, Ilair. all.i aud Slilugie, Jiuy, recti aud Fence l'OHt.

iw $100,000 TO LOHN. Ko etonar oa i Hamilton. 1 mats street, Salem: office with Hunt 4 Pratt. l-t4m PADQUTQ fob corsets, call at VWJiOJEj 1 Mr, cooper tvortet ttore, i ureal, naiem. dw Children Crjf Car rJsWi Castorla.

Nil- SALES 'em do that. That's putting of it rather strong, but I believe I would myself. "We had a nice old man that come out here to attend church, he said. lie belonged to a big church in town, where it cost him so much that be could hardly look his maker in the face, he said. Laat winter, he said, they sold the pews at auction, and he had an affection for one, 'speciallv 'canoe he and but wife had set in it all their lives, and now that she was dead he wanted it, aa he wanted the roof that bad been over them all their married lives.

8o he went down when they auctioned them off, as it seems they do in those big churches, and the bidding started moderate, but run up till they put a premium on his'n that froze him out, and he had to take a cheap one where he coulda hear verv well and it made him sort of bitter. Then in ilav. be aavs, the Palestine rash broke out among the preachers of Jew York, and most of 'em had to go to the lloly Land to get over it, because that is the onlv thing von can do with the Palestine rash when it ta a hold on pastor. So he aavs to me, '1 come out here mostlv to see if I could get any late information from the Throne of "He was a rattlin' fine old feller, and told me a good deal about one thing and another. He said he'd it stated in the paper that -aivition was free, hut in New York he said it was pretty well protected for an old established indunry.

"He knew Deacon Decker pretty w-lL Deacon Decker aa an old playmate of Jay Gould's, but didn't do so well as Jay did. He went once to New York after he got along in years, and Gould knew him. but he couldn't seem to place Gould. 'Why, says Gould, 'dont you know Decker says, 'That's "all right. Y'oa bet 1 know ye.

Yon're one of thee feller that knows everybody. There's another feller around the corner that helps you to remember folk. I know ye. I read the papers. Git out.

Scat. Torment ye. I ain't in lie re today buying green gooda, nor yet to lift a freight bill for ye. bo avaont before I sick the police on "Finally Jay identified himself and shook dice with the deacon to see which should buy the lunch at the dairy kitchen. Bill Jive in New York World.

AMERICAS WOMEX. I wish, aays "Bab," in the Chicago Journal, the American woman would learn to put on her frocks like the French woman. To walk aa well a does the English woman. To have as good an idea of her hue-band's financial condition as the French woman. To be as good a hostess at a dinner party as an English woman.

To talk aa well and yet tell as little aa the French woman. To have as ardent a respect for the powers that be as does the English women. To be a devoted a mother as is the French women. And yet, after all, if 1 bad to winter and summer with anybody and wintering and summering is a teat of what they really are should say, give me the American, for she is generous where the English woman is stingy, she is impulsive where the trench woman is calculating. She ia independent where the English woman is servile, and she is considerate and affectionate without a thought of what sne will gain from it.

SEW TEE0EY OF HAILSTONES. It is a problem yet unsolved to account for this suspension in the atmosphere oj hailstones, which frequently weigh over an ounce. A recent theory, which seems to carry tome probability with it, supposes that in the heart of every hail cloud there ia a whirlwind, or what ia nsuallv, but erroneously, feraaed a "tornado' It is well known that such dis turbances exert a prodigious lifting pow er, raising heavy objects, such as carta, houe roofs, and even trees, and transporting them to considerable distances. The theory ia that when a drop of water in such a ctond is concealed it earned round in the vortex and lifted np, more moisture remg condensed and frozen upon it at each gyiation, nntil at last it is thrown oat and fulls. This would ac count for the alternate layers, but will not account for the formation of crystals, a growth which usually requires consid erable time.

THE STOVE WEST OUT. Slistre (during a heated term) Get dinner to-day on the gasoline atove, Bridget Bridget Plaze, mum, I did thry, but the stove wint out. Mis trees Try again, then. Bridget Y'is, mum, but it's not come back ytt. It wint out t'rougb the roof.

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