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Page 22 OBSERVER Thursday October 15 1987 SOUNDS AROUND The Flag 86 East Lane North Wembley Doors open 8pm tickets £250 Friday: Back to Jordan and A Sort of Innocence Saturday: Young Things Scream The Mean Fiddler 28a High Street Harlesden NWIO 8pm 2am Thursday: Big White Hope and Will Disley and Yang Mahoot and Major Major Major £3 Friday: Here and Now £5 Saturday: Divine £6 Sunday: Andy Kershaw's Club Night disco with guests £5 Monday: Call Me Wayne and Telling Stories and This Picture and Love Train £3 Tuesday: John Martyn £5 Wednesday: Late Road Lunatics and Lax Lifetime and Dream Cellar and Blazing Apostles £3 Start collecting now with your local OBSERVER top Marx THEATRE ROYAL WINDSOR BOX OFFICE (0753) 853888 Evenings at 8pm Saturdays at 445pm a 8pm Running until 24 October Thursday matinee 22 October at 230pm GWEN TAYLOR ROBERT In THE GUARDSMAN the dazzling marital comedy by FERENC MOLNAR translated by FRANK MARCUS with HUGH ROSS GABRIELLE BLUNT SUZY AITCHISON DAVID McEWAN ANGELA SAUL Directed bv MICHAEL ELWYN From Tuesday 27 October to 14 November Thursday matinees 5th a 12th November at 230pm PATRICK CARGILL ELEANOR SUMMERFIELD In THE MASTERMINDS a new comedy by TERENCE KELLY Direct by KIM GRANT Opening Friday It December to 23 January-' 230pm TWICE DAILY 730pm JOE BROWN BRYAN BURDON DAVID LODGE St Andrews Show 29th November KENNETH McKELLAR with Mary Cameron and Jimmy Nairn and Robert Black and his Broadcasting Band over tears of laughter down the face The acting directing and sheer professionalism are outstanding and when you finally leave the auditorium you will truly believe you have been watching Groucho Chico and Harpo in the flesh All That is offering three pairs of tickets to see the performance at the West End theatre All you have to do is answer the two questions below and send them to: Groucho Competition 34 Greenhill Way Harrow HAL The first three correct answers pulled out will receive tickets The first one will also receive a set of the Bond game which contains several of of GROUCHO MARX he of the razor sharp wit stooped walk and massive cigar lives again In the amazing Groucho a Life in Review brought from New York to Comedy Theatre Frank Farrante portrays life story in scenes peppered with the comic gems coined by the most famous of the Marx Brothers The amazing thing is that Ferrante does not just impersonate Groucho he gets right under his skin and becomes the comic maestro in person Supported brilliantly by Les Marsden as both Chico and Harpo and Marguerite Lowell who plays all the women in their lives Ferrante delivers hilarious Marx Brothers sketches that bring Christmas Jazz Concert 20th December KENNY BALL AND HIS JAZZMEN box office wmoson (07S3) mm ts him) INFORMATION ONLY (07S1) MMM Box OHIce opm 10am-apm Monday to latardey Groucho Marx aka Frank Ferrante FORSALE Hundreds of items of furniture all prices clearly marked Delivery service Antiques Warehouse 34-36 Roddagham Road Uxbridge TcL Uxbridge (093) 36963 Monday-Saturday 10 am-6 pm Antiques Victorian pre-1930'i furniture wanted Single items or entire contents i Who plays the lead in A Life in Win tickets to see a comedy genius being born again In what city did the revue play originally? I Name Age Telephone Address The book bitches have been waiting tor HARD OF HEARING? CONVENTIONAL HEARING AIDS MAY NOT BE NEEDED Visit the HEARING AID EXHIBITION at the ideal Christmas pressie for die sharp-tongued girlfriend wife sister mum or auntie in your life to be a complete is a book written by Aussie Comedienne Pamela Stephenson and Harrow lads Mike Lepine and Mark Leigh who both work for ad agencies Known for her acerbic remarks and cutting razorsharp bitchy remarks Pamela was the ideal choice for the two 26-year-olds How to be a complete Bitch is the companion volume to How to be a Complete Bastard which they wrote with Young One Ade Edmondson last year got a sort of his and hers thing said Mr Lepine from Montrose Road Wealdstone publishers wanted us to have Ruby Wax someone else for the new book but we waited Pamela because she was just right She loved reading How to be a Complete Bastard and agreed to work with Also available for Christmas will be board video games based on the first book Mark Leigh from Kingshill Drive Kenton said that the first book The Complete Revenge Kit has been re-issued for Christmas and informed us that Bitch has been banned by Boots and Woolworths What finer recommendation can you want? Bitch is available at £395 from Virgin Books and at most bookshops and newsagents The facts about Modern Hearing Aids and correctors EXHIBITION FEATURES: FROM THE USA: The Starkey custom-made all in the ear aid with 10000 variations of fitting to suit from the mildest perceptive loss to the user of the powerful body aid FOR NERVE DEAFNESS AND DEAFNESS IN LATER LIFE: Specially featured The Danavox Directional Helps you hear conversations cinema TV church services theatre etc at a normal level NOT REALLY DEAF: Many visitors to the Exhibition tell us this and we understand exactly what they mean being confused when several people are talking together words sounding muffled and indistinct the need to have television and radio too loud for others If this is your problem ask to try the NEW DANAVOX 793 when you visit the exhibition THE PRICE OF HEARING AIDS: Lists available showing prices of 300 aids every type IS THERE A SUITABLE AID FOR ME? Not everyone can be helped with an aid but whatever hearing correction is shown to be beneficial you will learn which type of aid or corrector would suit your individual case FREE AUDIOMETRIC HEARING EVALUATION: Dispensers on duty will gladly and freely your hearing and will advise whether or not a Hearing Aid is required CASH OR CREDIT PAYMENT: Which method is best for you? The technicians on duty will be pleased to advise you SPECIAL CONCESSIONS FOR PENSIONERS: Yes there are If you qualify don't fail to ask 'or information on this plete bitches left to right Mark Pamela Stephenson and Mike Lepine Hard Options play live at The Flag Not Closed for Lunch It you unsbio to attend ptemn write or coll 1 ST JOHN ST HEARING AID CENTRE HARD OPTIONS are a jangley guitar-based band who seem to be caught somewhere between Bluebells' and Cole and the The five-piece local band are in possession of some lively rockpop songs that would be proud of but they appear to have one problems The songs are there it is just that they are not played very well which is a shame because numbers such as RUN INTO THE NIGHT and THIS IS THE TOP could easily be excellent live songs Maybe Hard Options need mo practice but they left the staj to the tune of Bryan Ferry classic GET TOGETHE leaving any new audience no op ion but to catch them again I would wait at least six montl MARCL WHO.