Ukiah Daily Journal from Ukiah, California on May 6, 1993 · Page 12
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Ukiah Daily Journal from Ukiah, California · Page 12

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12 — THURSDAY, MAY 6, 1993 BEETLE BAILEY -THE UKIAH DAILY JOURNAL- By Mort Walker HA/HA! THIS HELIUM MAKES y0U 5OUNP LIKE A MUNCHKIN OTTO WANTS TO TRY SOME? BLONDIE By Dean Young and Jim Raymond I NEED TO 0UVA &RTHOAY PRESENT POB MY WIPE ANO I DON'T tNOW WHAT TO GET HER THAT'S PRETTY EASY, BOSS... JUST 0UY HER SOMETHING THAT SHE WOULDN'T euv POR HEOS6LP THERE'S NOTHING SHE WOULDN'T 9UY POR HERSELF .' CALVIN AND HOBBES By Bill Watterson LOCAL PARADE FOR. POSTER WINNER Calvin Drivts Fire Engine, Feif Injured £XCLVSIV£ INFERWH Boy Tells iT«t«n«(JO^OB Secret Of «"»*•*—••" Great™*, n«i £$££££ i X****!*?' * FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE By Lynn Johnston I yco'\je) THey NEEPED I /U—-: / n i\J.ertf-ae> or U<NOU) i/COU HFWE1& FIND ANOTHER enTe-R, 7-7 EU, flNNir^ | THINK iTfe // WONPERFUt« HAGAR THE HORRIBLE <SOT A rfcU k. By Dik Browne MO ON! z... T. scr A IN ^rt>UP HAT PEANUTS By Charles M. Schulz i VE GOT T NUMBERS FI6UREP OUT, BUT WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WITH THE FUNNY CLOTHES, ANPWHAT6AME ARE WE PLAYIN6, ANYWAY? -t. IVE60TTHE NUMBERS FI6UREP OUT, BUT WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WITH THE FUNNY CLOTHES, AND WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYIN6, ANYWAY? © 1993 United feature Syndicate, Inc. THE BORN LOSER By Art & Chip Sansom HOW LAR£ A RAISE DO Wt NEED ? REPHRASE A\Y QU66TION...HOW BI6 A OUTCAN OUR BUDGET HANDLE? ALLEY OOP By Dave Graue and Jack Bender ARE THE TAILEP ONES/ YEP.' U'LL BET OUR CONFRON- 5TILL HEADED FOR (STRAtSHT) TATION WITH THAT THAT BLACKTOP MESA?/ AS A /AWFUL SPIDER LET THEM COULD BE, /NOT TODAVA I THINK WE'P BETTER MAKE BUT PONT VOOP.' IT'S JcAMP HERE.' IF WE'RE GONNA WORRY WE'LL) GETTING <CLIMB TH' 6»DE OF THAT MESA MAKE IT UP/ (TOO LATE/ )TOMORROW. WE'LL NEED ALL TH' REST WE CAN SET/ ARLO & JANIS By Jimmy Johnson AMD 7Hf?eW IT INTO A ?y^ 20 clear warning signs of alcoholism Dear Ann Landers: In the past, you have printed the signs of alcoholism. I have found them very helpful since a member of my family is an alcoholic. I joined Al- Anon, which is for relatives and friends of alcoholics, and it continues to be a source of strength for me. Will you please print the following information from an Al- Aiion brochure? It may help others decide if they need help, loo. — Chicago Reader Dear Chicago: I will, indeed. Thank you for asking. Here it is: Millions of people are affected by the excessive drinking of someone close. The following 20 questions are designed to help you decide whether or not you need Al-Anon. 1. Do you worry about how much someone else drinks? 2. Do you have money problems because of someone else's drinking? 3. Do you tell lies to cover up for someone else's drinking? 4. Do you feel that if the drinker loved you, he or she would stop drinking to please you? 5. Do you tell yourself the drinker's behavior is caused by his or her companions? 6. Are routines frequently upscl or meals delayed because of the drinker? 7. Do you make threats such as, Ann Landers Utters to Ann Landers should be mailed to P.O. Box 11562, Chicago, III. 60611-0562 "If you don't stop drinking, I'll leave you"? 8. When you kiss the drinker hello, do you secretly try to smell his or her breath for traces of alcohol? 9. Are you afraid to upset the drinker for fear it will set off a drinking bout? 10. Have you been hurt or embarrassed by a drinker's behavior? 11. Does it seem as if every holiday is spoiled because of someone's drinking? 12. Have you considered calling the police for help when someone close to you becomes abusive after drinking? 13. Do you find yourself searching for hidden alcohol? 14. Do you continue to ride in a car with a driver who has been drinking, even though you know it is dangerous? 15. Have you refused social invitations because you fear the drinker might embarrass you? 16. Do you sometimes feel like a failure when you think of the lengths to which you have gone to control the drinker? 17. Do you think that if the drinker stopped drinking, your other problems would be solved? 18. Do you ever threaten to hurt yourself to scare the drinker? 19. Do you feel angry, confused and depressed most of the time? 20. Do you feel there is no one who understands your problems? If you have answered "yes" to three or more of these questions, Al-Anon or Alatecn may be of help. You can contact Al-Anon or Alateen by looking in your local telephone directory or by writing to: Al-Anon Family Group Headquarters, Inc., P.O. Box 862, Midtown Station, New York, N.Y. 10018-0862, or by calling 1-800356-9996. My Laugh for the Day: A speaker at a self-improvement seminar asked those in attendance if anyone present could say he is perfect. A man in the back row stood up. "Do you mean to tell me you are perfect?" asked the speaker. "No," the man replied. "I am standing as a proxy for my wife's first husband." What's your sign? Astrological horoscopes sra for entertainment purposes only. <Your cffirthday May 7,1993 On more than one occasion in the year ahead, Lady Luck might position you in the right spot at the right time, which will help you to derive some rather impressive benefits. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) You could be quite lucky today where unexpected developments are concerned. If you are subjected to shifting conditions, flow with events instead of resisting them. Trying to patch up a broken romance? The Astro-Graph Matchmaker can help you understand what to do to make the relationship work. Mail $2 plus a long, self-addressed, stamped envelope to Matchmaker, P.O. Box 4465, New York, NY 10163. ' • GEMINI (May 21-June 20) This co'uld'be a fun and constructive day for you socially, because of your ability to mix well with oth- ers. Saying and doing the right things add luster to your image. CANCER (June 21-July 22) Be alert for opportunities today that could produce benefits for you as well as tor your family. Something propitious might be generated through an unexpected chain of events. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Others won't resent it today if you help them manage things they are unable to do on their own. There's a chance you could also share in the good results you produce for them. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sepl. 22) Conditions in general are rather favorable for you today, especially those that contribute to your material well-being. If you discover a way to make or save money, explore it thoroughly. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Ocl. 23) Endeavors that you personally control have excellent chances for success today. Don't delegate important assignments to people who can't do as good a job as you can. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) You're under very fortunate aspects today where money or material gains are a probability. Something good might develop in two different areas. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) You are now in a propitious cycle for fulfilling your hopes and expectations. Lady Luck will do as much as she can, but the rest will be up to you. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Joint ventures could work out well for you today, especially if the activities involve someone who has brought you fortune in the past. The combination is still dynamic. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) It looks like you could become more closely involved at this time with a person of foreign birth. This association may produce benefits that might never be achieved individually. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) In competitive developments today, the odds are slanted in your favor, instead of with those who oppose you. Don't be intimidated by chal- i. lenges, ,''.•' , ' ARIES (March 21-April 1J9) If you use your innate ability to define-66th sides of an important issue today, the decisions you make should be wise and beneficial. POP CULTURE By Steve McGarry ^Jack Webb - Sgt. Joe Friday on television's long-running police drama "Dragnet"- only turned to acting when his dreams of a career In cartooning were dashed by an unsuccesful job interview at the Disney animation studios. Years later, episodes of "Dragnet" were filmed on the Disney lot and Webb became good friends wlthjjft/t Dlfney. 1. Harry Morgan, who played Friday's partner Officer Bill Gannon, later starred _ as Sherman Potter on which comedy series? 2. Who spoofed Jack Webb's Friday in the 1987 movie "Dragnet" ? 3. What was Joe Friday's badge number? t>u(e 5/6 1993 by Inc. FRANK & ERNEST By Bob Thaves FEDERAL WITNESS PROTECTION,^ PROGRAM — vtc\t>tt> TO QUANT you \t>*NT\TY. ROBOTMAN By Jim Meddick OUR HOSTS ON 1H6 PlAN£T "6R-&1" HAVE PROWPf 9 VJS UNUSUAL ACCONMOPATtONS : 86PPING, A P0ZYASW& OPOR ANP AfV NOISE... WINTHROP CAPTAIN. THAT NOIS6 IS SOMEWHAT DISTRACTING. r?IS THE COUNCIL PRSFgCT IS IN TH£ NEXT ROOM 6NAMN6 ON A TOILET -i PAPER TUee — ^— By Dick Cavalli

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