The Brazosport Facts from Freeport, Texas on December 1, 1971 · Page 20
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The Brazosport Facts from Freeport, Texas · Page 20

Freeport, Texas
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Wednesday, December 1, 1971
Page 20
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tl(E tffiAzoSPORTFACtS, Freeport, Tcfcas, Wednesday, December i, tail, Section 11, Page 6 BORN LOSER LI'L ABNER SO THAT'S ITU. DO? AND THEY- CALLED ME „ OLD-FASHIONED.'/ WIULGIVEUSA SlMCERE OPlNlOMO'VORE 1N-VEN-SHUN/.' v— v THIS IS THE *" 5XL PUP you TO SEE WHO PAYS PORLUN'CH f SOFA THAT GOES ^ IMTO THE SHOP FOR — i UPHOLSTERISJG OK Ay. I'LL TAKE HEADS SNUFFY SMITH WE ftIN T GOT NOMORECHfllRS, LUKEy-ME'tL HftVE TO EMPTY TH 1 WOOD8OX-- BEETLE BAILEY I DID MAVE HAiR AND AND THO*E HOT- PANTS 5 AM, KI55 ME A/SAiM PEAK, LOCXSO TON1SHT THE BADGE GUYS SOME WOMAN SHOT HER HUSBAND. THEN SHE ASKED FOR MERCY. HOWS THAT. FRISK ALLEY OOP OF COURSE,MR.BOOM... \THEMJISIMC* CURPLAWETSCAUJEDZORON. TMgflMAJwr / n 1 rr*w»e,v».e AMO UES ON IKE fA« SIDE / BUT THAT'S J MXICCNT B£ OF tHE GALAJW.' r\ IKVOSSifltE' EXCEPT FOR THE RESULTS, AEU. WHILE WHICH THE MACHDsE /KETtg HATTING, WU. PRODUCE SHORTLY.' /MWBC TO-L US WHERE CAPTAIN EASY IT'£ A WNS &TOKY, I AH.YE0..FATHEK fon&KA W6 W C0MW&! WKK«*P! TO RESPECT H» CONFlPeNCe ERE B H WIN AT BRIDGE Should You LeHORide? 8 as nuiii«*'* i' 1 *** The Television Picture 1 NORTH *QJ V 10864 • 985 , AAK108 WEST (D) KAST *K2 498764 VQ3 VA2 *Q9«4 4JT53 SOUTH AA10S3 VKJ975 • A 102 NOIHD vulu*rnbl« H'exf North EM! South Pmd PUA Pws IV Pus 3V Pun 4V Pus Pws Pua Opening l«»tt-~# 4 O MM •< Cwklw 0 t**«* II W I*'*"' .(*,* s § O HIM. VIM (lor\»uii an.1 Dtek VM thk« l».ii> • • 0 . S«rt« Xwlik'. .V»«» il 1 •*»•>» IIy Oswald & Jnme.t Jacoby North's jump to throe hearts was a trlde weak even (or a limit raise by a passed hand. On the otner hand two hearts would b« a frightful underbid and he did not feel like trying two club*. Soulh's continuation to game was reasonable. He had a minimum hand but a good 5-1-3-1 distribution. No one tuid told him that his parlner'.s strength was concentrated in Ito club suit West got oh* to the best possible lead (or his side. South's ace o( diamonds had lo lx- used immediately. He cashed dummy's top clubs to eet one diamond discard and u was then up to htm to attack trump*, Ite led the 10 from dummv Kast played low and South mailc the correct play o( the king NVhen il hem a second trump brought down Uw ace and queen together and while South sttil had to tc*« a spade and a diamond fw *a.« home wtlh tint bacon. Why do we say Ihitl South'.* play o( the king wa* corritct^ It worked this time 1 , but wouldn't it have b**n better from a strtetly mathematical standpoint to let the 10 ride 1 The answer to this U that with unlimited entries to dummy the correct play is to let the 10 ride, but South did not have those unlimited entries. Hence South ajt- UK) inflirl a knit* wourwl Jl GI««!I Mtcr » Vim (,!«,<> X) ltat«««»4 ! !DfM« tlM »,«. o «»*«- •.*.*«*«« «,JM j2^j| W 2^ftSTJfcw M»l» ol »ll*t liUitrtt lit our MJUr ;"" ^^ ««!«« T IM» imlunr* /u*wi- t> t^Mwfc l*»< 0 Mnl ttawu ~ TV« O» jj. it* O «** •* F**" »*««»««• " M* 0) i«««» f>ni< M * CM* - 09 .l.W« OM l nmri^ Hml* - " «( Mt •'-*«<.' ffi )»»4 to foil > »'<"•>- 45 52 » 57 46 47 ___ 53 |4« 54 M M « 50 SI I (J) I4< Vtnl* -. Set SIDE GLANCES M r~. MOOttH. I a run ttfi **> to *WM . f.O U* 4TI. fv\, H r Ctft sumed that tlast would gone up with live ace if he held ace quef n smalt and tlw play oi his king would score for him against the actual combination of cards or against a singleton quwn in the West hand S««th The bkUlin* hit l«cr> Weil .Sixth K«l t V 2 V P*K «'»» You, South, hoW. VK« do you tlo mi* 1 A— P«w- Vaar p*tlncr f«n't tutc much. Hop* h« Mill be able lo bnnt humc thlrc did- TODAY'S You da pa.« Wrat l>«i» thri« hcaru whirh a povwd around lo you. Wha< do jrou do now' Al»Hrr Totnocrow BUGS BUNNY O O 01 ^-« O »»"»*>'« I""*) )tt«««« 4'^^M Ji li^l'i Q) ttvoW . "11,11 U II ^M. u«»4 O *•* I».-m-H«rj . » htmburgtr U now 'chopptd 8««< Suprwix « Pain. THATS how comt w* c»n r»i«« th« n u •.« ). rr M 11. .M • » VU-W W.» lituSxf I'.J lh«i3»« . «••<•«. f '<V f*4^li* I » ••» IB *t""««<>i», I It 5na m'l WHAT'S fT S*Tf TXO quwrrs AW.K, CMS LOAF ilCTOAP. rr MAT Be A Jif THAT'U. MAKt US f(»CH.' PCAJ.3 6VBKY PAY I SHORT RIBS ^gf lr4T<? f V

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