Alton Evening Telegraph from Alton, Illinois on January 6, 1971 · Page 12
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Alton Evening Telegraph from Alton, Illinois · Page 12

Alton, Illinois
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Wednesday, January 6, 1971
Page 12
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A-12 Alton Evfening Telegraph Wednesday, January 6. 1971 THE JACKSON TWIM By Oirk Brooks EV1PBSTLV HIS GRANPSON WAS HES THE OLP FELLOW THEY ) Tf?YIN3 TO GE1 CALL A CraeO^ERS".M c C!?A'3Ky. -c-'HIM COMMITTED HE UVEP AT7HE ENP OF MY ^ SO HE CAN BOY'S E&PB? HOUTE ' A AWAY. IT'S 4 >OJ WB?E ONLY TPYING ALL JTO BE KIND, SON, BUT >CXI MY -N SHOULD HAVE TUI D US FAULT J SO HE CCULD HAVE BCEN HELPEP PPOPEPLV CHIN UP, YOUNG FELLOW, HIS TEMPERATURE '5 PISING.' LOOtTS Litre T^-— HE MIGHT COAAE- BACK AT AAAk-E IT' x SEVEN TONIGHT MOOSE By Bob Weber DID -YOO POT THE LADPER UP THE , DADDY? EVERYTHIMG ALL. SET, BLOSSCM / << "ifV MY DAUGHTER IS ?A '•> ^ // BREAsKING OP ~w THE BASKET BALL. PLAYER/ . - THE WIZARD OF ID By Parker and Hart WILL. &e HE UEXVE LANCELOT By Coker & Penn . . CAN'T WKANO BUKV HIS BONES' >\"'|i IN THE PACK i-MPP UI«E C7THEK VOQ5*: /-6 TIGER By Bud Blake THB ON THE THE £HOCOLAT£ THE SMITH FAMILY By Mr. and Mrs. George Smith JEFF COBB KERRY DRAKE By Alfred Andriola tell Me i 6UESS IS ACE MORRAL, THE SKI MASTER, >> A WIRE WAS AND GREG BROUGHT EVA'5 BOP/ S, INVOLVED, POWN.. AND SAID SHE FELL.. AND ) S(?ACIE/ BROKE HER NECK.' By Peter Hoffman "PEOPLE SAID SHE PIP HAVT: FUNNy MARKS "I GUESS MK.FIORIN WAS AWFUL MAP, ON HER NECK, MR. DRAKE' BUT THE CORONER THOUGH.' THE/ SAY HE PISOWNEP 6REG AND WHO ISN'T A DOCTOR CALLED IT ACCIDENTAL PAYS HIM TO STAY AWAY FROM ROCK CITY/" DEATH.. AND IT WAS 'ALL HUSHED UP/ * ""^ TheOaiilyjGuardian — A F I^ .gWWTe CACH EHJJ»«E fOUNO IN R\168U8 1 ..CHIEF, IF SALLY , BRISKER (S ALIVE, ^ MAYBE THEN SHE SHOULD BE / SHE CAN CONTACTING r ANSWER SOME SOMEONE ,_./ QUESTIONS! SOON.' BUT WHAT ABOUT NOW, C00B ^-WHKT eNOfr GROUND INFORMATION 00 YOU HAVE ON THE GIRLS DAVID CRANE Flossel YOU TO X N/VNCT; YOU-U. 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Petroleum is not a. pure substance but a mixutre of hundreds of different chemicals called hydrocarbons — combinations of hydrogen and carbon — plus various impurities. The hydrogen atoms are arranged in various patterns around the carbon atoms. The more carbon atoms the molecule contains, the thicker and heavier the hydrocarbon. Gasoline is made up of a mixture of light, free-flowing hydrocarbons. Slightly heavier hydrocarbons make up kerosene and fuel oil. Different hydrocarbons boil at. different temperatures. Hydrocarbons arc separated by a process called fractional distillation. Pipes carry oil into a furnace, where it is healed to over 800 degrees Fahrenheit. Almost all the hydrocarbons in the crude oil become hot vapors and pass into a cooling lower. At different temperatures different hydrocarbon vapors turn back into liquids and collect on separate trays. Then they arc drawn off through separate pipes for further processing. To gel olhcr products from crude oil, special chemicals called catalysis are used. Together with heal and pressure they can make one kind of hydrocarbon change into another. In. addition to gasoline, fuel oil, and kerosene, about which we all know, it is estimated that over 500,000 different materials can be made from crude oil. FUN TIMK The Kiddle Box 1. Where was Moses when the light went out' 1 2. What driver never gets arrested? 3. What starts with an E, ends with an E, and has one letter in it? ANSWIWS 1. Ill (he darkness. 2. A screwdriver. 3. An envelope. ' I'LL, CHECK THINGS OUT-BUT THERE'S NO PROBLEM/ HOW COULD QUINCY By Ted Shearer CHARSEP MEA BUCK CLEANINS AND PRESSING «- PIPN'T SO TO THE CLEANERS... YOU WERE TAKEN/ TO THE CLEANERS. HENRY By Carl Anderson BLIMP JUST GOT PAID FOR POLISHING- HIS -7= DAP'S CAR ! 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