The Bourbon News from Paris, Kentucky • Page 7

THEBOTJEBOK THE BOURB NEWS PARIS PARISKENTUCKYS KENTUCKY SIT iT 201907 2O 1907 SUCRENE SUCRE NE 4 i Sold byW DODSON Paris Ky 1 IU1MT EW GROC 1DA111DV 1DA111DVS RY I A NEW STOCK 1 1 1I I I I take this method of announcing to my friends that hat I IuI uI have just opened openeda a New Grocery at the corner Oqler of Eijgjhth EI ik Iith th a and Henderson streets and to solicit a share of th their ir Iithp pat at at ronage I will at allj all times have a fresh cleaniSjtock cleaIi cleaIiock ock of ofStaple ofStaple Staple and an Fancy Groceries Grocer Country Produce Produces Fresh Freshege Vege ege tables Fruits Fru ts EtciEtc tcftc lam lamr Prompt delivery to all parts of the city Both th Phones 1 269 Call me up upM upr i I I IP ASL LL CA55ITY BR5 It CHAS CHAS CASSITY AARON CASSITY 1ft Main Street Over Bowling Alley Paris ICy ICyLADIES i jl LADIES GARMENTS 6AR ENTS DRY DRYCLB4NER CLEANERAnything CLEANER 1 tAnything Anything from froma a pair Pair of gloves to ball or opera gowns 1l and 1land from draperies to oriental rugs will be made I 0 JUST LIKE NEW cleaned by our exclusive madeI I 1 ac FRENCH BENZOL PROCESS PROCESSWe 7 We are are the ONLY aNi aNiY house in the country using the the Benzol Benzol BenzolW method for dry cleaning This exclusive process keeps fgarments garments clean three times as long as those cleaned all allt 0 other otherprocesses processes Neither odor shrinkage fading nor nor in jury J1V to Benzol cleaned fabrics I tr tI tTli I Tft6 Tli French Benzol Dry Dr Gleaning Go GoHats Coir i I ir irHats Hats Cleaned Cleanedand and Blocked Bl Blockedwhile cked ckedwhile while you waitf waitfPhone waitf wait Phone one No 78 78i i iiiiii iiiiiiRU1E 1 RntE RU1E nOl1 IIOLLAIJAY I I 1 UPTODATE UPTODA TE GROCER Everything rythi rythi1g 1g New Newfesb fieti tt i I and Clean I II Your Patronage Solicited SolicitedBoth i Both Phones ne MainSt Main Main St ne near Fiftha jftJij i 3 3r 7 il i I ip Free ee Reclining IteclniDgChlr Chair Cars CarsThe CarsThe The Southern Railway has inaugur iDau inaugurated ated free reclining chair car service service semcebeliwcen servicebetween between Louisville and Evansville on ontheir ontheir their fast through trains leaving Louisville Lou Loni isville i ville at 730 7 30 a and 5 daily dapyand dailyand and running solid to Evansville with WIthout without out change This line also QPcrate QPcrateree ree reclining chair cars on night nightLexin nightLexington Lexington Lexin ton and Danville to St Louis Louisalso Louisalso also Pullman Sleeper through from fro fromDanville Danville to St Louis The Southern SouthernRailway SouthernRailway Railway is 23 miles the shortest shorte8tfrom shorte8tfromLouisville from fromLouisville Louisville to Nashville Nashvillealld and fortythree fortythreemiles fortythreeriles miles the shortest to St Louis ms tf tfTo To Collar the Dollars DollarsThe DollarsThe The man who has a thing to sell seUAnd sellAnd And goes and nd whispers down a well wellIs wellIs wellIs Is not so apt to collar the dollars As AShe he who climbs a tree and hollers hollersWilliams Williams Kidney Kid ey Pills PillsHave PillsHave Have Have you neglected your kidneys kidneysHave kidneysHave Have you you overworked your nervouy nervou nervouqsystem system and caused trouble with you yoUkidneys youtkidneys kidneys and nd bladder Have you pin pinin pun punin in in loins side back groin and bladder bladderHave Have you ou a flabby appearance of th thface thface face especially under the eyes Too Toofrequent Toofrequent frequent a desire to pass urine If so soWilliams soWilliams Williams Kidney Pills will cure youSample you youSample Sample free By mail 50 cents centsWilliams centsWilliams Williams Mfg Co Props Cleveland 0 0Report Report of Temperance Cmm Commit mm tee teeThe The Temperance Committee of theState the theState I State Conference Conf rence of the Methodist MethodistI Methodistchurch I I I church yesterday prepared a a areport report in inI indorsing in indorsing I dorsing the State administration for fo foits forits its stand on the liquor question and anddemanding anddemanding demanding of all candidates for office officean officean an unqualified opposition to the licensed licensedsaloon licensedsaloon saloon All preachers and member of ofthe ofthe the church are asked tot to abstain abstairlfrom from fromthe fromthe the use of tobacco and and their report re recommends recommends commends the use of unfermented wine winefor wine winefor for the Lords Supper SupperNeighbors Neighbors Got Fooled FooledI 1 I was wa literally coughing myself to todeath todeath death and had become too weak to toleave toleave leave my bed and neighbors predicted predictedthat predictedthat that I would never leave it alive but butthey butthey they got fooled for thanks be to God GodI I was induced to try Dr Kings New NewDiscoe NewDiscovey Discove7y Discoe It took just four fourene cne dollar doUarbottles dollarbottles bottles to completely compl tely cure the cough coughand coughand and restore me to good sound health health1J health1Jwrites healthwrites writes Mrs Eva Uncapher of Grover Grovertown Grovertown town Stark county Ind This king of ofcoughs ofcoughs coughs and cold cures and healer of Qfthroat ofthroat throat and lungs is guaranteed by byOberdorfer byOberdorfer Oberdorfer the druggist 50c 50cand and 1 1 1Tr LTrial Trial Tr al bottle free Biblical Baseball BaseballA i 1X A Canton nton theologial studentm studentnterested studentinterested terested in baseball wrote a thesis on onBaseball onBaseball Baseball Among the Anients Anients1J Anients1Jfrom fromwhich from fromwhich which are gleaned the following facts factsAbraham Abraham made a sacrifice asacrificeThe The Prodigal Prodi gCain al Son made a ahome home home run run Cain made a base base4hit seihit hit when he kJlled kaledAbel led ledI ledAbel I Abel David was a great gTeat longdistance 10ngdist longdistancethrower thrower Moses shutbutthe shut shutQuttheEg out the Egyptians Egti ptians at the theRed Red Sea rMoses Moses sr made his first run run whenhe whenheslew when vh he heslew slew the Egyptian EgyptianThe The devil was the first coacher Eve Evestole Evestole stole first firstAdam Adam stole second secondWhen I When Isaacjnet Isaac met Rebecca at the wellshe well weUshe she waswalkihg swalk ng with a pitcher pitcherSamson Itimes Samson struck out a great eat many manytimes I times when he beat the Philistines PhilistinesNew i New Paper Established EstablishedSomerset EstablishedSomerset I Somerset is soon to have another anothernewspaper anothernewspaper newspaper It will be called call the theSomersct theSomerset Somerset Herald and is to be edited editedand editedapd and apd published by Weasley ex exc excounty county unty attorney and now chairman of ofthe ofthe the Pulaski County Republican Cam Camp Campaign paign ign Committee and Coke a well welIknown wellknown I known insurance man The first issue issuewill issuewilt will appear next week It will be a aweekly aweekly weekly eight page paper and will be bepublished bepublished published every Thursday ThursdaySome Some people think it is charity to togive togive i give away the old clothes they want to toget toget get rid of without expense to them themelves thempelves pelves pelvesTHE Delves THE LIVER QUARANTINE TAKING xsarfEALS ay 1 IEALS our1 OUT perHurried Hurried nrried eating has ruined ruinedmany ruinedm many a mans man manstomach mansstomach stomach The dig digestiondestroying pro process ra racess cess is is isgmdual isgmdualoften gradualoften gradual ofl oflBut often nnnoticed at first firstI firstBut firstBut liverbalks But it is isonly is only only onlyash onlya a ash short Orttime time until the th liver balks the digestive organs give way and andalmost andalmost I almost countless ills assail asM the man who whoendeavors whoendeavors endeavors to economize time at the ex expense pense exIpense of his health healthCA healthA health4A exI I CA A torpid liver causes a quarantine of the theentire theentire entire system It locks in in the diseased diseasedgerms diseasedgerms germs and body body poisons and andaffords affords them themfull themfull full play lay inviting some serious illness innessIn illnessQIn In In families amilieswhere where August AugustPloweris Flower Floweris is used usedsluggish useda a sluggish liver and constipation are uiu un unknown known untknown so are all stomach stomactiailments ailments as aswell aswell well as indigestion dyspepsia heartburn heartburnheadaches heartburnheadaches headaches affections and kidney and blader affec affections tions No wellre ted 1 family 1 should bewithoutthisstana shoulibewithoutthisstana bewithoutthisstanard rdremedy and rd remedy remedye Two remedytrwo sUea sues ue 250 and aDd15c 750 All Alldmgi druggists druggistso Sts 8VkRDEN VkRDE VkRDEt SON Paris KYi 1 Carried Over ver from fromLut Last JMUC IH MILLEISBUIQ ItEMS ITEMSfirs Mrs Brown of Chicago is a guest guestat guestat atMML at l1M MML I MMLSeed Seed wheat rye and nd timothy seed PEALE COLLIER CO COt COMr Mr Charton Chartpn Ball entered State StateCollege State StateCollege College at Lexington Wednesday dn 5 YI I Mrs Ir Allen is 5 visiting rela relati relatives tives ti es at Winchester and Georgetown GeorgetownMr Mr Horace Taylor of Carlisle Carlislespent Carlislespent spent Sunday with Mr Layson LaysonMr Mr Ernest Ernest ErnestFis Fisher Fis er left Friday Fridayto to to toresumt toresume resume his studies at atEmerytnd Emery and Henry College HenryCollege Va Miss Mamie Ma ie Con Conway Conwayof way of Cincinnati Cincinnatiwas Cincinnatiwas was the guest of Miss Belle Taylor Judy TaylorJudy Sunday I SundayMr Mr and Mrs DMclntyre McIntyre left le FrenchLick Friday tFriday for a ten days outing at French Lick Springs IndThe Ind The formal oPeningof opening of the I I Itakes Itakes takes place this morning at 9 oclock clock clockPublic Public cordially invited invitedRev RevR Rev Sanders and Mc lVlcIntyre McIntyre Intyre Presbytery attended the Ebeneser Presby Presb tery at Augusta last week wee Mrs Turner left Monday Mon ay or ora ora a weeks visit to relatives at Louisville Louisvilleand and LOUlSVilleland take ta in the State Fair FairMrs LOUlSVillel Mrs Gill Gillof of Washington WashingtonI WashingtonKy Ky ofh flrrived arrived Saturday as the th guest of ofr her sister Mrs Arthur ArthurI ArthurMrs Mrs Rebecca Collier was at the thehedside bedside of Mrs Dacres of Carlisle CarlisleThgrsday CarlisleThursday Thursday who is critically ill illMrs daughterMiss Mrs David Allen and daughter Miss Millie have returned from an ex extended extended tended visit to relatives in Ohio and Allen have havesold sold soldand soldand and shiped to Henry Kindig of York YorkPa YorkPa Pa 117 mules in injthe the last two weeks weeksA ibed A handsome glass glass front fr tf folding i i bed in inexceIlent excellent condition for sale For Forfurther Forfurther further particulars call at the postoffice post postoffice office oinni officeMiss Saturdayfor Miss Louise Warford left Saturday for CampbellHagerman College Lex Lexington Lexington ington to resume her duties as lady ladyprincipal ladyprincipal principal I caIu caIuMr Mr and Mrs Carpenter left leftSunday leftSunday Sunday for Louisville to spend the thEweek theweek week at the State Stat Fair FlirMr Mr JF Bar Barbee Barbee bee left MondayMrs Monday Mrs Savage left teffFriday Friday for forCincinnati rCincinnati Cincinnati to visit her son Dr ESavage ESavage Savage who is the happy father of a ahandsome ahandsome handsome eon son3 son3Miss Miss Lizzie Murphy of Lexington Lexingtonarrived Lexingtonarrived arrived Friday as the guest of Miss MissMary MissMary Mary Savage during the absence of ofMrs ofMrs Mrs Savage SavageElder Elder Waters and Dr CBurroughs CBurroughs Burroughs left Monday Monda for Latonia toattend toattend to attend meetingfor the district missionary meeting for the Christian church churchMrs Mrs Shoptaugh has returned returnedfrom returnedfrom from a protracted visit vi it to her son sonPaut sonPaul Paul Letton of Baltimore returning by returningby the way of Jamestown amestown1 Mr Moore7of Moore of Cincimiatv Cin Cincinnati CincinnatiMisses innati innatiMisses Misses Bessie Worthington and andLail LaiJ LaiJof Lailof of Shawhan are spending a a few days dayswith dayswith with Misses Lula and Lelia Conway ConwayMr Mr Watson who has been beenwith beenwith with his sisterinlaw Mrs HArthur HArthur Arthur for several weeks past return returnea e3 to his home at Maysville Saturday SaturdayMrs Mrs Lida Austin and two little littlesons littlesons sons of New Kirk Oklahoma and andMrs andtTrs Mrs Julia Martin of Georgetown ar arrIved arrived rived Friday as guests of Mr and Mrs MrsJ MrsJ Cray CrayMrs theI Mrs Bertie Ball who has been the theguest theguest guest of her niece Mrs Joe Mock Mockfor Mockfor for the past week left for Maysville Saturday MaysvilleSaturday to remain a few days before beforereturning beforereturning returning to her home at Cincinnati CincinnatiMr Mr Joseph Corrington who has hasbeen been at the bedside of his motherMrs moth erMrs erMrsEliza motherMrsi Eliza Corrington for fi the past week weekreturned returned ret rned to his home at Hot Springs SpringsSaturday Saturday SaturdayMines Misses Eddie and Nellie NelI Foster Fosterhave have ThornwellOrphanageClinton returned return to Thorn ThornwellOrphanage Thornwell well Orphanage Clinton after seven weeks weeksvacation weeksvacation vacation spent with their mother Mrs MrsMary MrsMary Mary Foster FosterMr Mr and Mrs Collier who whohave whohave have been en the guests of his mother motherMrs Mrs Collier and other relatives relativesfor relativesfor for the past ast two weeks leave today for fortheir fortheir their home at Tampico Mexico MexicoPostmaster Postmaster Boulden sold 10 000 stamped enveloped to Mr FHu FHurst Hurst Hu st last week for the Hurst Home HomeInsurance HomeInsurance Insurance Co The business of HomeI this thiscompany I company is increasing rapidly each eachmonth eachmonth I month and this promises to be the thebanner thebanner banner year in its history historyMrs Mrs Johnson instructor in voice voiceat oice oiceat at the sang a solo at the thePrebyterian thePresbyterian Presbyterian church ch rch Sunday evening eveningto to the delight of all who4heard who heard her herShe rShe She has a sweet voice full of richness richnessand richnessand and beauty and carries her hearers with withher withher her through every passage passageMr Mr and Mrs Crouch of pfLittle ofLittle Little Rock will arrive today to re remain main until Friday with their sister I IMiss IMiss Miss Mary LouiseBoulden while their theirfather theirfather father Postmaster Boulden at attends attends tends the postmasters convention at atLouisville atLouisville Louisville which convenes Wednesday WednesdayMr VednesdayMr Mr Boulden leaves today todayThere There will be several severalchanges changes in inI inthe inthe I the business houses here in January JanuaryI908 1908 Mr 0 A Poe will will willgive give give up upthe upthe the Bourbon Hotel Mr Joe Mock Mockhaving Mockhaving having leased it for five years ears and theentire the theentire entire lower floor will be devbted to tohis toohis his business consisting of furniture furnitureundertaking Undertaking wall paper and moulding Corrington mouldingCorrington Smedley SmedJeywill will move their theirdry theirdry dry goods store from the property of ofthe ofthe the Ingels heirs where they have been beendoIng beendoing doing business for more than a quarter quarterof byJoe of a century to that now occupied by Joe Mock Ingels Cray Co will willmove willmove move their dry goods store from theprop the theproperty theI properly prop erly of Allen to that now oc occupied occupied cupied by Carrington Smedley The Ther Thereason reason reason ason for this is Ingels Cray Co Coadvanced Coadvanced advanced the rent on the Ingels proper ty property considerably more than that tha which whichwas whichwas was now being paid by Carrington Smedley The Odd Fellows Lodge did didthe didthe the same f9r for Mr Mock The Bourbon BourbonHotel BourbonHotel Hotel which has been renting for a aVery avery very low i ow rate ra for the past year took too tookadvantage advantage of the opportunity Mr MrPoe MrPoe Poe undertook to work work3 a bluff which whichI whichw whichwas I was as a failure and Mr Mock MOC gets ts the thepropety theproperty property propertyoil theI I dO dOn not tr ave er ii ftliofu ftliofugrounds rthe firl it grounds ToorKlStolee to seePrize dzi i 7 a al JA 1 I An AnIdiotand Idiot Mid IFA I A Princess ran cess I 3 2Sy I ICelia Celia MyrotJer Robinson Robinroni i I I Copyrighted Copyrigh cd 1D07 l007bYC by ILSutcllfCc Sutcliffe tt tt tft I IVoodrutf Woodruff Voodrutf knocked oJked on pn the door do sharp rp rpi rpJy Jy three times lntesbu but received no re reI res re response I spqnse sponse Qnse Hei Helcould could cull hear hqa the th scratch of ofLydlas ofLydias Lydias pen so he waited patiently patientlyfor patientlyfor for some SOI le minutes nndthen and nd then knocked kn knockedagain cked ckedngain I ckedI again The penlscra pen seratched tche ched on at a a fear fearful ear ar arful ful rate so without more ado Woodruff Wood YoodI Yoodruff ruff ruff ruffopened opened the door and walked in inGood inGood I I Good morning Lydia he hesald said gene geneI genesally gen i I sally iallyLydia iaIIyI Lydia merely nodded and continued continuedher continuedher I her writing with y1th unabated zeal zeal zealWoodruff Woodruff Vo 0 druf stood looking at her smiling 1lY smiling1lY ly for some moments and then said saidI saidagaiy saidaga again agaiy aga gravely Good GoQdmorning morning Lydia LydiaLydia LydiaLydia LydiaLydia I Lydia laid down tyer pen and looked lookedi lookedup i up with indignation written in every eeryi everyline i line of her face Freddy she said saidwith with severity seYer why dont you stay at athome home sometimes I shouldnt shouldnt think thinkyour your own mother would would know you yo if ifshe ifshe she should meet you on the streetDont street streetDont street streetDont Dont be rude Lydia said Wood Woodruff oDd oDdruff ruff reproachfully reproachfullysetlting seating himself andleaning and rindleaning leaning back comfortably comfort bly as though thoughhe thoughhe he came to stay stayIm stayIm stayIm Im very busy said Lydia picking pIckingup pickingup up her pen If you arc going to stay staydo staydo do be still Youre shaking the table tableLydia tableLydia tableLydia Lydia said Woodruff critically criticaIlyyou criticallyyou you arent a bit good looking when whenyou whenyou you frown frownLydia frownLydia Lydia rose and faced Woodruff with withHer withtier Her head thrown back and an angry flush angryflush on her cheeks cheeksFreddy cheeksFreddy cheeksFreddy Freddy she said I told you dis distinctly distinctly tinctly yesterday that I should not be beat beat at home this morning morningBut morningBut morningBut But you are said Woodruff WoodruffIm WoodruffIm 1oodruff 1oodruffIm Im not home to you or any anyone one oneWell oneWell Well honestly I did not intend to tocome tocome come I started out with the deter determination determination mination of going ty the club I was wascertainly wascertainly certainly headed in that direction but butthe butthe the next thing I knew knewhere here I was at atyour atyour your door So Sor I thought Id come in inand inand and rest restIdiot restIdiot Idiot Idl was Lydias rude reply J1 1 know I have sort of formed the thehabit thehabit habit of idiocy since I have known knownyou knownyou you and it is hard to breakIf break breakIf breakIf If you are tired said Lydia you youmay youmay may stay sta in here and rest I will take takemy takemy my work into the sitting room Make Makeyourself Iakeyourself yourself thoroughly comfortable I Iwill Iwillse ill illsee see se that you are not disturbed and andyou andyou you can get a good rest restBut restBut restBut But dont go now I want to tell tellyou tellyou you youNow Now Freddie youre not No Im not going to propose to you youon youon on my honor You know you told me me meyesterday meyesterday yesterday yesterday if I ever proposed again ag in you youwould youwould would accept me meSo So I did said Lydia gravely gravelyVell bravelyell Well ell then what is it itIts it Its Itsits its a plot a fine plot for a astOI astory story Arent you ou out of ideas ideasNo 1 No indignantly and if I were I Iwouldnt Iwouldnt wouldnt deprive you of yours yourSiOh yoursOh Oh well I dont mind furnishing furnishingyou furnishingyou you with a few when en your stock is Islow islow low Always give of you your little gen gencrously generously erously to those who have ha none say I ILydia ItI ItILydia Lydia put her hand on the knob and andopened andopened opened the door with determination determinationOh Oh please Freddy was holding holdingthe holdingthe the knob and her hand and and looking lookingdown lookingdown down at her entreatingly Just giveme give giveme me fifteen minutes You wont wont won miss missi missit it i itLydia Lydia released the knob and drew drewhcr drewher her hand away with a little jerk jerkIf jerkIf If I were a man she shesaIdstaring shesaIdstaringat said saidx staringat staring at the ceiling Id be a man I Iwouldnt Iwouldnt wouldnt spend my time aimlessly frit frittering frittering tering around and getting in the way wayof wayof of people who have ve some object in inlife inlife life I wouldnt wouldntII wouldntIfI If II IIwerc I were a woman said Woodruff Woodruffstaring Yoodrutrstarln staring starln at the carpet I I Iwould would uld be ami amIable amiable able and a gentle and considerate of ofoth ofother oth other er peoples feelings especially if I had hadbroken hadbroken broken their hearts several times and andI andI I wouldnt be rude de enough enoughLydia Lydia sat down at the table in indes indesperatIon indesperation des peration fWhat JVhat What is your plot Freddy Give qive it itto itto to me and I will take it down in nshort nshorthand shorthand short hand handThats Thats a dear girl girlHurry Hurry up upWell Well cll its it abouta about a man and a girl girlyou irk irkyou you know A A knowA man and a girl scribbling scribblingStarts scribblingStarts Starts off splendidly Freddyso Freddy 50 orig origInal inal inalThe The man was awfully a wfu in love with withthe withthe the girl you ou know and all that thatYes thatYes Yes This This is really quite out of ofthe ofthe the ordinary ordinar ordinaryYes Yes Yesisnt isnt it But the man was not Il9tvcry notvery very much of ofa a a fellow He was wa not a aconfirmed aconfirmed confirmed reprobate He had never never nevertwindled neverswindled swindled any anyone one He was not a liar Urir Urirnnd liarand and he was counted counted honest and andstraightforward andstraightforward straightforward among men But he hehad hehad had never accomplished anything in inthe inthe the world for the simple reason that thathe thathe he was an indolent indolent fellow who had hadnecr hadnever never had the whip of necessity to tourge tourge urge him to endeavor of any kind kin His Hisforbears Hisforbears forbears had left him well off in world worldly worldly ly goods His mother his only living livingrelative livingrelative relative spent the greater part of her hertime hertime time in society and he partly from asense a asense sense of duty and partly because he hehadnt hehadnt hadnt anything else to do went about aboutwith aboutwith with her His winters he spent mostly mostlyin In New York and an his summers on his hisyacht hisyacht yacht Men called him a good fellow fellowand fellowand and women had always smiled on him 111mor himor or or his money Perhaps that was the thereason thereason reason ab a three and thirty his heart hcartwas heartwas was only a little battered and was still sti1IIn stillIn In his own possession It was then 1henthat thenthat that he met a girl The girl interrupted Lydia LydiaYes Lyc1iaYes LydiaYes Yes the girl She was wasditIerent wasditIerenttrom different differentfrom from the women he had known Sue Suewas Shewas was ras not not so beautiful be utiful perhaps pe haps as some SlU somebut but to him she was the most Ino st beautiful beautifulwoman womaniu woman woman ia the wide world work1airro worksa awoittanto wainan nto to totk tk I reB et tdte4 de deeds for like Uk some aeicmi 7rriight 7rriightl joT I 1 errant bt otsis fd 1d for rlda life tedye Jadr faire Butt Ba I Ierrant thla tJif tJifm tsis man an Ii living ilI in iDth this If prosaic ProM twe twetleth twea tw eD tletfc century cent1lryOuldfindn could fiad nd no waytd waytdptOf way tow towptore to ptove himself but if there bad been beenanything bee anything aui lng rfiiy fiU task to she she would have set seti setx sethe ie i he would gladly gladlyhavegiten have given the beat betijithat bestthat that was in him to wIn in from her herword at 8I I word ord of commendation co comnienda mm tJon tioii He edldnQ did not notdarn Lfor dare daroat at first to hoI nopefor ho ELfor for her love ff Aghe A ffhe he came to know her better hfr hebegah bewail egMi egMito to see how howwide wide a gulf gulfJfr sfretchedobe fretched tche4Qe tche4QeI be I tween them He begnnlro gan to realize how fioJrJ fioJrhe bowhe he must strive to be worthy even tpb tpbcaIIed to be becalled called her friend He tried to shake albthe a ff the old lethargy that bound him theold the theold old pr precedents cedents and customs that had baremolded hadmolded molded his life to long lo for something spmethiilghigher spmethinghigher higher highernobler nobler more more worthy of other her herOne One night he sat af at his hi window windowsmoking smoking and thinking of her As he helooked ha looked up into the starlit sky he fell fellinto feltinto into a dream dreamHe dreamIIe He thought thought that he stood at the fool foolof foot ft fofa of ofa a high mountain the sides of whIch whIchwere whichwere were steep and rugged He thought tiogithat that he began to climb but always alw Y8 Ii he heslipped lieslipped slipped backward into the darkne dark1ie darkne a aand and he seemed to make no progress un until ii til through the gloom a star began to toglimmer toglimmer glimmer shedding its bright bright1igh light before be before fore him Following this bright steady steadyradiance stead steadradiance radiance he began to make some head headway headway way Step by step surer and surer surer surerI surerhis mrerI mrerhis I his footing became became and the star st rshono rshonoI rshonobrIghter shone shonebrighter brighter and brighter When en he had hadalmost hackalmost I almost reached the top Of the themoti moan moantam moun 1 1tain tain it became so steep he would have haveslipped slipped and fallen when 10 he felt a a atouch atouch touch upon his hand and a princess prineeeastood princessstood stood beside him im the princess prince of tha thostar thastar star and she led him up to the very verTtop yerytop top topr topHave uHa Have ve you written it I Yes Dont you think thinky you you could couldwork uldcw work rk it ittnto itinto into a story I dont know Is that alINVHrend all1 all ItenWf ItenWftoo too abruptly Well VeU then they went on throughthe throughthe through the starlight to the gates eternal handIn hand bandin in hand Will that do doYes dol dolYes doYes Yes What shall I call the thestorY thestorYYou story storyYou styYou You are to work it out for yourself yourleltand yourselfand and you may name it what you pleueI please I should call it An Idiot and anda a Princess Prin Princess cess cessII II IINo No I snail sh ll callit call it The Man Ian Wh Wb WbTried Whe WheTried Tried and Won WonHe He had gone around to the th back of orher ofher her chair and was looking lo king over over her hershoulder hershoulder shoulder at her notebook notebookWhy notebookWhy ok okbj Why bj you have written only the thefirst thefirst first few lines linesI I can remember remember it it Lydias Lydiasvoic Lydiasvoicwas voice voicewas voice was very ery low lowDo lowDo Do you think it worth remember remembering remembering ing asked Woodruff Woo dru 1I locking down doWIIinto into the beautiful eyes cy eyes which tried to toa toavoid avoid a void his gaze Do you you think 1 hb hbwas was worth worthsaYingl saving savingI I think th nk said Lydia impetuously impetuouslyh he was worth more re than the th princess prince princeI princeAnyone princessAny I Any Anyone one can stand still and shine shineit if ifothers others glorify them with fictitiousbrightness fictitious brightness but it isnt isn every everyone one who whois whois is brave bravcenough enough tocllmb tocllmbThen to climb climbThen Then Thenx 1 ThenThen Then said Lydia Lyd a rising and plac placing placelag ing her hands in his lets lets climb the themountain themountain mountain together dear dearThose Those Fool Questions QuestionsIt QuestionslIt lIt It gets me the fool questions people pec peopleask pl ask said a big fat stern looking manthe man man manthe the other day A man will listen to toyou you ou while you you tell him what you wantand want want wantand and then hellask you what it Is that thatyou thatyou you want Heres a sample I eventinto went went wentinto into intoa a drug store over here hereine the other otherday otherday day and told the man at the soda scalefountain sodafountain fountain that I wanted an egg milk milkshake shake He looked at me a moment momentund momentand and then asked me Do you want anegg an anegg egg in it itI itI I gave him the th congealed optic and andrepea andrepeated repeated repea ted my order to him Egg milk milleshake milkshake shake I says Once more and againthe again againthe the duck asks me I say do you want wantan wantan an egg in it itI itI itI I thought at first maybe he had hadmIsunderstood hadmisunderstood misunderstood me but after tAe see seeond seeand ond time I spoke to him as as follows foUowsHad Had It ever struck you I says to himr him himthat that ingredients of an egg milk shake shakeor shakeor or any other egg drink Include an egg eggl egglEgg eggEgg Egg milk shakes are not made merely merelywith merelywith with milk and and bologna sausage If you youthought yo thought they were were wer youve you ve got go about abQutfourteen aboutfourteen fourteen good drinks lrinkscomIng coming to youEgg you youEgg Egg drinks call for eggs just the same sameas sameas as lemonade calls for lemons or straw strawberry strawberry berry shortcake for strawberries strawberriesHe He went ahead and an mixed up my mTdrink m7drink drink and I was thinking that I had hadtaught hadtaught taught him a lesson but today I went wentinto wentinto into the same place and do you knowy knoW the duck asked me the same question questionNot Not much hope for a man like that tl1atis tl1atistliereCleycland is isthereCleveland tliere tliereCleycland Cleveland Plain Dealer YIi rf rThe Ii The Th Porterhouse Steake SteakOa Steak I IOR On almost every bill of fare far are ar seen seenthe seenthe the words porterhouse steak Nowr Now Nowmost Nowmost most people know what a porterhouse porterhousesteak porterhousesteak steak Is having on some occasion occasioncaten occasioneaten eaten one or at least a piece of beef beefthat beefthat that went by that name but few peo pe0 pe0ple people ple know now how the name itself origl origliI orIgtuated iI iI1Uted nated Years ago there was a hostelry stelryncar near Harvard uniyer university univeciity Ity kept by a tman man named named Porter Porter Soon this tavern avernb tavernsbecame became came famous for Its viands espe especially especially cially for its i cuts of ofmetts meats The stran stranger atranger ger stopping there for a a a meal and not nptknowing notknowing knowing exactly what whatto to order would wouldbe wouldbe be advised by his genial genial host Mr MrPorter MrPorter Porter to order a steal steak So good goodwere goodwere were his steaks that travelers velersoten velersotenspoke often of tea teaspoke spoke of them and and8ndually gradually began beganreferring gan ganreferring referring to them as the steaks you youget 1 1get get at Porters house From that It itwas Itwas was but a short time before before th they 1were 1weretefecred were wereF referred to as the Porter rte houeetteak houae hlUlle tteak Since then butchers tchers all allover alloverthe over overthe the country have found ound4 out put the way in inwhich inwhich which Mr Porter cut cutWsfanfousteaJ his famous amous steaks steakstnd steaks tnd have been making the same cut CU cuts cutsthemselves themselves hence the porterhouse portemouseteak porterhousesteak steak teak has been served sered the country countryover over overHis ver His Motive MotiveMiss Motive1Ilss MotiveMiss Miss Plaineye PIaineyeHo How tenderly i Xr MrThoughtful thoughtful cares for for itlg his ll wif wifft wife wifeMiss ft ftMiss Miss Ca CaustiqueYe Caustique stlquees Yet it would be ter rible ifsbe if she were were re to ite dt bef befwre be ire 1M be in iniberited iberited i eit dAer hei fatlrcs foct weadit lIr tt 4 39 I.