The Morning Herald from Uniontown, Pennsylvania • Page 2

PAGE FRIDAY, AUGUST 10, 1973 THE MORNING HERALD THE EVENING STANDARD I ari ilson Earl For Today NEW YORK Elizabeth Taylor may be a good housekeeper (she keeps the house) but a better jewel-keeper and she gets custody of the jewelry in the splitup with Richard Burton, as though you hadn't already guessed that in advance. Poor thing, though, she have much chance to wear the baubles not the Cartier diamond worth $1,100.000 (69.2 carats) nor the world's most famous pearl, the $37.000 that Burton bought for her in one good year. 1969. Takes too many security man watching her and the ice. Quite a little rockpile.

though, and it's scattered around in various safes in Europe. Trouble is with that kind of jewelry if you're going to sell it, where do you find a buyer? Elizabeth has decided that Rome is the city for lovers, the most romantic towTi in the world. It's getting so she won't announce her divorces from anywhere else that so. Eddie? BBC phoned me from London to ask how I got the scoop on the permanent bustup. I told 'em the truth.

That Liz fibbed and did a cover-up when I got the story a few weeks ago, that this time when I got the damned confirmation, it was an hour after the paper'd gone to bed! Liz. are you listenin Can't we announce our divorces earier in the day? London was agitated In The Express, Poor Richard (Burton) took King Richard (Nixon) off the front page. It's a smile world, as the late Irving Hoffman said. When Jackie Gleason heard about fire destroying part of Bob Hope's home in Palm Springs, he did what he thought was funny sent him some marshmallows. A woman came up to me at the All-American Collegiate Golf Foundation dinner, and said, remember you when you had your band at the Taft you are Vincent Lopez, aren you9'' Award recipient Frank Sinatra said from the dais.

wonderful to talk golf with V.P. Agnew. Doesn't help my golf but it expands my Also: Dean Martin says, you drink don't drive even Golfer Tom Weiskopf told Howard Cosell. the hole were as big as your mouth, never THE MIDNGIHT EARL Following colloquy was allegedly spoken at Clan 1890: Republican. know the meaning of the word quit.

Democrat: his Always remember the words of your lawyer give advice: SELL IT! Martin Ragaway Funny, Funny World says: recall is a virtue except in a wife and in Detroit" Jo Ann Worley said on CBS-TV's $10,000 at the Ed Sullivan Theater. only men I meet are married or want to do my hair." REMEMBERED QUOTE: One ought to see everything that one has a chance of seeing; because in life not many have one chance and none has two. John Masefield. Mr. And Mrs.

Hoop In 50th Anniversary Mr. and Mrs. R. E. Hoop of Ontario Point Marion, were pleasantly surprised recently at a buffet and reception at the Cherry Hills Country Club in Washington County on the occasion of their 50th wedding anniversary The couple was united in marriage in Cumberland, and are parents of the following six children: Betty, of Malvern, Dana, of Arlington.

Robert of Dunn Loring, Mary Ann, of Houston, Marcia Lee. of Alexandria, and David Barry, of San Juan. Puerto Rico. The 13 grandchildren also attended. Present were Dr.

and Mrs. G. A. Hoop, Mr. and Mrs.

John Brown. Mr. and Mrs. William Browm and Mr. and Mrs.

David Brown, all of Hickory; Dr. and Mrs. Paul Hoop and Mr. anu Mrs. William McCool, of Washington, Pa.

Mrs. Isabelle Amreihn, of Toledo. Ohio; Mr. and Mrs. Glen Smell, of Me- Clellandtown; Mr.

and Mrs. Lou Nickler. of Greensboro; Mr and Mrs. Jerome Zoldos and Robin, Jerry. Lynn, Marilee and WTendy.

ail of Malvern. Mr and Mrs. Richard Lawton and Amy, of Arlington, Robert Hoop Jr. and Debbie of Dunn Loring, Mr. and Mrs.

O. W. Bowker and Cindy and Jenny, of Alexandria, Va. David B. Hoop, of San Juan, Puerto Rico, and Sally Brown.

Mr. Hoop is retired from U. S. Steel where he was employed as foreman at the Robena Mine preparation plant. Advice On Boat Trailers Motorists who are pulling boat trailers this summer are reminded by the Western Pennsylvania Safety Council never to forget even for a moment that they have something hitched to their automobile.

combination of automobile, boat trailer and boat is perhaps twice as heavy, twice as long and certainly at least twice as difficult to maneuver as an automobile says Thomas R. Parry, Executive Manager of the Council, a chapter of the National Safety Council. Parry offers the following suggestions to help make things easier and safer for drivers pulling boat trailers. Always start slowly, apply power gradually. If you must pass, remember that your passing zip is nearly all gone and, being twice as long, need twice the space to get back in line.

Your car should be equipped with two outside mirrors to help you check your position at all times, particularly when passing. Allow plenty of extra space for stopping. When making right-angle turns, travel several feet beyond the curb to allow the trailer to clear. Practice is the key to successful backing. Go slowly and oversteer.

You recover if you go too far, concludes Parry. Lewis Reunion The 24th annual Lewis reunion was held at the Haydentown Community Center recently. Gifts were presented to the following: Jerry Trout, oldest person; Mr. and Mrs. Burl Lewis and son, traveling the farthest; Mr.

and Mrs. Frank Lake, largest family; Tessa Lynn Messenger, youngest; Mr. and Mrs. Allan Baughman, recently married; Mr. and Mrs.

Jerry Trout, married the longest. Door prizes were won by Ralph Lewis, Sue Pierce and Janice Heeter. The next reunion will be held Aug. 4, 1974 at the home of Mr. and Mrs.

Robert Lake of Fairchance. Officers elected for the next two years follow: Linda Lake, president; Viola Frame, vice president; Leonard Trout, treasurer; and Blanche Lewis, secretary. Sue Pierce, Dennis Dawson and Connie Trout were elected to the game committee. HANDSOME GOLDEN GAN KEY WITH A DIRECT AUTO LOAN FROM FAYETTE DANK your key to time-saving, money-saving convenience when you buy your next car. A Direct Auto Loan from Fayette Bank is processed for you in minimum time.

And you save money at low bank interest rates. Come in today. Arrange a Direct Auto Loan through a friendly, courteous loan officer. He'll work out convenient monthly terms to suit your budget and give you free of charge a handsome golden car key personalized with your initials and cut to fit your new car. Fayette a special kind of Bank Missionary Rally Slated A missionary rally will be held by District 18 of the Fayette County Sunday School Assn.

in the Keisterville Union Church at 7:30 p.m. Monday. Bertha McAllie will speak and show slides about her trip around the world. The public is invited. Nathan Martin is District 18 president, and Rev.

William Martin is host pastor. IRON Use the steam iron for keeping your summer sheers fresh and neat. It necessary to, sprinkle sheer cottons before pressing them with the steam iron. ORCHID I CLEANERS REDSTONE 1958 REUNION Redstone High School class of 1958 will hold its 15th reunion on Saturday, Sept. 1, at Shady Side Inn, with a get-acquainted hour at 6, dinner at 7, and dancing and prizes to follow.

Going over final plans, from left, are A1 Packan, Patty Allamon Duff, Patty Feelo Snoddy and Lou DeSimone. Other committee members are Florann Graziani Cabot, Louis Rouse, Barbara Stafire Zimcosky, Wanda Leichliter Manchas and Harriet Swift Hickle. Reservations may be made by calling Mrs. Cabot at 438-4336. Only one address is still needed, that of Gloria Fell.

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