Times Herald from Washington, District of Columbia • Page 18

BETTER THAN WHISKEY FOR COLDS AND FLI New Elixir, Called Aspiros Medicated With Latin Scientific Remedies, Use and Endorsed by Eur( pean and American Arm Surgeons to Out Short Cold and Prevent Compl cations. Every Druggist in U. S. ir structed to Refund Pric While You Wait at Couni er if Relief Does Not Com Within Two Minutes. Delightful Taste, Immediat Relief, Quick Warm-up.

The uensation of the year In 1i drug trade id the two mi ute cold and cough reliever, authot tatively guaranteed by the atories: teisted, approved and mi enthuiamticaly ondor-ed by it highest authorities, and proclaimby the common people as ten himl qUick and eff ctive as whiske rock and rye, or any other ai1 cough remedy they ha.ve ever tried. All drug vtores are now suplllo with the wonderful new elixir. do i you have to do to get rid of thi cold io to xtep inta ti near4et dru store. hoai the clerk half a dolh for a bottle of Aspironal and te him to aerve you two teaspoonfu with four teaspoonfuls of water in glass. With your watch in you band, take the olrink at one swallo and call for your money uack in minutes if you cannot feal your col lading away like a 'Iram teti me limit.

Don't be bashfi for all druggists invite vou and pect, ou try it. Everybodl'i Wehen your cold or cough is Ileved. tak the remainder of the be tle home to you wife and babic, fi Aspironal is by far the mafe4t an most effective, the easiest to tal and the most agreeable cold al cough remedy for infants and chi drel. THIRTY FATHOM under Norway seas the cod-fish in Nature's laboratory works to help Scoff's Emulsiof serve human-need. An admirable form of stren th.protection, Scott's Emulsion costs little but benefits much.

Scott Nowne. Btoomeld.Nj. 2046 ToCure aCold in One Day Tom Quinine tahlts Be sure its Bromo The genuine bears this algnatureFor Itching Eczema, Old Sores and Pile ntr intm-ni." et: to' stop the. to iln s' ou i n' rey itwill .9." rre'ly man. 11i writ, e-I used a little h' uf i erIibly wi It dhIl the work.

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V. nll's Drug litnrra and re Stiee ell supply you. BUSINESS MEN TO HAVE 'SAY' Will Demand Hand in Laws, I Says Ferguson-U. S. Chamber Plans D.

C. Home. I- BALTIMORE, Dec. call for American business to occupy itr rightful place in American life an( to be heard and heeded in regard tc kmeri.an legislation was Issue" yesterday by Homer L. Ferguson, o' Newport News, former presi dent of the Chamber of Commeret of the United at a Iuntcheoi in his honor at the Southern lIotel 11O11 VOR IIANUEK.

The mpecifle purpose of his visit 6 was to tell of the plans for a hoino for the Chamber of Commerce an Washington. which, wIth the sitew. will cost about $2,750.000. 0 allotment of the sum was large part of which was before the luncheon was finishe. John R1.

Ulaind presided, and N. Winslow Williams made a brief speech 0 "We have bought the site for- pew building," Mr. Ferguson sai, "and when it Is completed there will fly the flag of American bumi ness, there we will say the thiog which we believe out in the op-e an' I without fear, and at the time thes liould be said. Business need. guardians at the Capitol now as never It before.

We must drive the fact hotne I to the national legislators that wo -g -annot inake easy times by legiisttion. We must go through the vall-y of liquidation. lerhaps you have heard of th' President's Industrial Conference an of the attempt of some members o' hat conference to force the re-ogni ri tion of the Federation of Labor 'tic I its principles as the only salvatiot I of the country. We did not Deliev a aivation lay that way, and we fought them to a fare-you-well. 0 ASKS FAIR TREATUENT.

"American business is about the thing in America, and it now lemands fair treatment. It is our du-y to educate the people of the Unite States as to business-to the fact th.t I they cannot have a prosperous cout: try without prosperous business; tha they cannot pile taxes upon busines. until the life is sapped out of it ant still have prosperity; that what best for business is best for th. country. "We propose as business men to cupy our place in America.

This li our country as much as labor's. expect to advocate openly the thin6 which our 700,000 constituents de liberately and thoughtfully devid i best for business. We are not fie poli I tics, and we do no wire-pulling, but wo do intend to let the national know whether we are for them or against them." I NEWS OF ALEXANDRIA AND NEARBY VIRGINIA Veterans of Foreign Wars Install First Officers. ALEXANDRIA, Dec. partment Commander George L.

Tait, of the Veterans of Foreign Wars, last night installed officers of Russel' Mitchell l'ost, Veterans of Foreign Wars, recently organized here. The post is named after the first Alexa.n dria mon to be killed in the worle war. Commander-in-Chief Robert Woodaide presided at the exercisem. Announcement has been made of the marriage of Miss Gertrude Florence Fielder, daughter of Mrs. W.

J. Hicks and Roy Newton Hoffman, of Washington. The funeral of Thomas Crlmsley was held from Pohick church this afternoon. Mr. GrImaley wFs eightyfive years of age and resided at Accotink, Va.

The funeral of Mrs. Alice Verdon Martin will be held from St. Mary't "hurch at 9:30 a. m. tomorrew.

Mrs Martin was the wife of Wade H. Martin, of Remington, and formerly resided here. Senator Claude A. Swanson has designated William A. Fuller, of 420 South Washington street, to take the examination for admission to the l'nited States MilItary Academy.

Samuel A. Woodward. seventy-one years of age, died at his home at Arllngton, yesterday. His body was sent to Campbell. for buril.

BIND SOLDIERS DANCE WITHIOUT ANY COLLIDING I4ALTTMO1lIE, rece. meni who were guiding the girls through fox-trots and waltzes at the Phoenix Club last night were blind soldters froem Evergree. The iloor was fairly crowdedprobably fifty coulls. wh. watcherd for tent minutes saw not a eelngl" coillson on the floor1, and it was evident thtat one.

might hav' watched for an hour without seciteg a collision. IThe men who lost their uirht in the war navigate a ballroom by aon ntintct Purer than sight. IThe dance followed dlnne.r. sol hi' whole cittertai nmtent we. eone .1 a se'riese of 'h ritetm.4s rte's planna ''I ler I th'eblind soldiers whoe study t'veregreenit.

CUMBERLAND MINERS ADOPT WORKING SCALE 'l'NitANI. f)e. erge.s C'reel: aend rpper 'otnmae r. etns. enmtprisinog di strict No.

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