The Washington Times from Washington, District of Columbia on April 5, 1921 · Page 20
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The Washington Times from Washington, District of Columbia · Page 20

Washington, District of Columbia
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Tuesday, April 5, 1921
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W" -' a - 4.1 'a-v, -k " 7" 37.. .-. aowe No on"'1' A gq*gWe for Good Work (Pre S Apru ISM of M4SH MesiAue.) X Indsstry good wages and good work are equally important. Good e1 k makes as good product. Good wages make a good market. A higb Atadard of wages means a high purchasing power, and it should be one of the business objects of employers to maintain a general high standard of wages in order to maintain a general market for their On the other hpnd, it should be the intelligent purpose of the labor wabms to' meet any depressed situation in business by iereasing pro 'dutivity, , and removing hampering union rules which interfere with productivity and profits. The first requisite for the payment of good wages is that the employers make enough money to be able to pay good wages. Wealth can not be distributed until it is created, and whatever interferes with the creation of wealth interferes with the distribution of wealth in wages as well as in profits. When union rules interfere with the creation of wealth they inter. jfere with the welfare of labor as much as they interfere with the wel fare of capital. As a matter of mathematical fact, they interfere with the welfare of labor a great deal more than they interfere with the welfare of capital, because about 90 per cent of the wealth created is distributed ii wages, and capital is well content with anything like 10 per cent of the wealth created. Wealth is production. There may be prospective wealth, putative wealth, potential wealth, in the soil, in the ore veins, in various lateni 11forms-but actual wealth is only that which has been produced into the things that men require. The more there is of production, therefore, the more there is of wealth. And .everything from human skill to labor-saving machinery which increases production increases wealth, and increases the welfare of the jentire human race. The greater comforts, luxuries, conveniences and advantages tha modern man possesses over the men of former ages are due directly to in. reased productivity, which puts many of these comforts and advantages within the reach of all. Still greater skill, still greater mechanical ingenuity and productive machinery will provide still greater comforts, conveniences and ad. vantages, and place them at the disposal of absolutely all. Whenever labor by restrictive rules, or capital by curtailing produe tion, interferes with the creation of wealth, it interferes with the ma terial development of the race and with the common possession of the ad. vantages of modern productivity as far as each restrictive act is operative. There are two fundamental facts to be recognized: First, that productivity is necessary for permanently high wages; and second, tha high wages are essential to general prosperity. The less the productivity, the less there is to be distributed im profits and wages. That is reasonably obvious. I And since the vast majority of the people of this or any other bountry are wage-earners, and general prosperity depends upon the ' of the mass, it is equally obvious that only liberal wages will general prosperity and the general purchasing power, which, ir zun, means the prosperity of every individual and of every individual ~usiness. Let us, therefore, pay good wages for good work and give good brork for good wages. For only by such co-operative effort can we create the fullest pro. tivity, the greatest purchasing power and the greatest prosperity. WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARST. . C * * Idorsed, involves an international A bankers' pooling of funds and power ~ to supply China with needed public of Honor utilities She lacks funds and ______________ I power to build these herself. IGUPE just Issued by the If the American bankers who ocChinese government show that cupy the dominant position in this United States trade with China pool shall apply to China the spirit haW trebled in seven years andi and methods by which they have increasing at twice the rate of inerease of China's total foreign trade.eXlitd rasoain in hs phis, notwithstanding the com- cuty emyb ueta h ,.pulsory diversion of much of our fedieso hn ilNTcn trade by Japan, as Mr. Walker has tne saxplaine.Tetmpa1n t auecm ~.hGrowth of our trade with China mnigpwri lasget h isdoubly desirable in that it is mu-bakr wh hve ilddsc tually beneficial and profitable andpoeovrubiutlisathm also beausne it increases American hv fe ucme oitbg ' nterest and understanding ofheetyhaeadofcevgln pdnua, and reciprocally Chinese un- srtn n cainlyscesu Iertading of America.opsion There can be no coalition 'of I a-f hn h epain a yellow against the white race wl o els n h eitne Ift we maintain and extend our i h einnwl o es paesent friendly relations with the get * dneee people. .Byptigisnore ntun The evidence seems clear that as tecnotu h ntdSae a whole they respect us and preferGvenetmrlypdgsiel ps commercially to other nations> oseta h oe sue uty Their leaders at least, and with Ishnri tsae * as spread of communication an ever Mrisln uuei novd Ineressing number of the Chinese orulsthpelefCinae g'. eple, remember gratefully our ro eal-ihfil b hs o~g gission of the Boxer indenity, fnnir hm terrsetv ser denunciation of Japan's impu-whtgoemnssndioCin ~ettwenty-one demands and our wt fiilceetas iewl O Suate's refusal to endorse Presi- cm hntepol fCiawl BitWlson's betrayal of China byhodtaconntolyhefnn is surrender of Shantung. erwhhaeepotdhmbu The t1ie is, therefore, propitiousthgoenesbhidhoefan to develop this friendship. ces n h ht aewihpr The new consortiam, which themiegvr enstchtrbak Admiuutilities.aShe lackg fundsmand poe obul hsehref SWA EHUMANISMS Wliam Athern DYMu" President Harding stood in front of the big, flat desk In his Inner office at the White House and talked to the fifty People who had been admitted. I noted that his skin Was Quite bronzed, that his eyes were big and brown and kindly, that he Possessed that feature by which the physiognomists out such store. a hawk no". that his physique was trimmer and more athletic than I had expected. Then I looked at his hands. The hands of the President are probably the most unusual element In his physical makeup. They are of a peculiar type that one me"s once in a blue moon. They are very long and very wide, but they are also very flat hands. There Is surprisingly little'thicknoes to them. The fingers, somewhat big fingers are of inordinate length. One does not associate physical strength with such & hand. It suggests two things-dexterity and genius. A commonplace man would never have such a hand. An inventor of complicated mechanical devices might. A teacher. thinker, dreamer, idealistg would be likely to. Mr. Harding, from his hands ins all~that a man with thick Palm and stubby fingers is not. Theodore Roosevelt, Assisant Secretary of the navy, says that hen he as campaigning in Kentucky last fall, a big service man "rode night herd" on him. This man assured him that he was voting for the party; that the service man was doing his political duty. "How old are you" asked the colonel. *.'Nineteen." replied the service man. Roosevelt said they were elbowing their way through a dense crowd and ofterved a squareshoul ored fellow doing likwhs. and tacking In the name general direction. "Gangway," called this man lusti'ly. "What ship." Roosevelt called back. "New York.," was the response. The Assistant Seeretary said that he took his eueas to his position in the department with relatio to the secretary from a reprimand that he oneer" pid the s erve f icein ban ie t hoisaev.lTh sippeere elangthid:a thAoug a dnse rowdo s ec and amuae sholered that." don-ieieadtcigi the same eelo, dietiougtn. mnsnCn ofAranway." lnged this manousbta mbe ofWh eat sincReveltrcallOe bayk. atan taNew ork,"many the resnse.frmcondg To he Assistanty fcrtary Unitd tathes to hid hight toch poiio inso the arte whrd. thely aseedhmtary fomn eprmnhth oncehartetr doip youfocev afsn botge to hion mate The nipp Saesaoihercd:esin0 "Al ane ferm yoh ienc ee ad. dahengrotes ofl bet grgtadtTewl"eterb Onefrca of they ell thoghflmind. inm Cre geasid fro tther n teUie States. H Theway orft Arasan in theo ou. Nbodt a ever talgeked many othinsraoluin fro on ogth high theng thtf wilise or wthen wholenturl. (Cnal yrk ight 1th1, onPieLderO. yasfonw -ver "Aphundre, y9ernat hen, heatreerietheIneor iar conswilltbe cottined to toee sthrside forethein youhae Unid, wtath The drift itein at dietioat.ood asee syugerstany ther sadution.f meanne of word bigohids thw ill bnene withiens of c oomIfpyiwat, to1 covy thie ridghtea you) Te~here are traiona h atre onev shou. and re conestand goetuickgy itoe toube. throug " opatha ou hvet" thed woior toha besrimentIon tl me~ans povmn, u h sily itr iubasedgtyo doke noforough-te lyunderstandn th shaes ofmantinofn d Inthes poglshblang udyge. mteotb WoTsee dione nedals ah mann of m muictrdef.dei fk you wan tom conethe fright adeacho will ast tof wos teriht workd to er your truethr mea hcorctnntgote.i garment t al ea s dimprvee. ut E e T HIM HARDI Mr. B. Baer Ye TOE GOSSIP assator" a. a Fasmt Offee. CUCKOO LA By . C. B. King Chas. led an army of false hopes into Hungary AWAY OUT WEST, April 4. so successfully that he ON OUR traiL AND INSTEAD of escaped without losing one. that. THEESAN Eastern.. It was a sort of Coke's HE' BEEN tellina Tour. Charley had hyped 0 e me. himself up with a few JUST A lttle mor powders and saw himself as 0 0 0 OF HIS boyhood day a richly embellished Na- THAN MIDDLE axed. e 0 poleon with modern improv- 0 0 0 IN THE Eagtern tow ment. It was a peaceful AND FOR four days 0 0 0 conquest. There was ne battle and Cha loot that. a s l He is now in Vienna WE'V SMOKED A O doing a little Vienna loaf- together. AND THE struggles ing. His army has gone he had. back to target practice on AND MODESTLY. * 0 * free lunch after onq of the 0 0 A most influential campaigns HE HAS let m A HWee ever launched into the del- 0 0 0 ieatessen sector. HE HAS m TO BUILD th wealth. . The king was deceived by 0 his palatial reflection in the THAT DROUGHT hi royal mirror. The only thing that uniforms win in went 0 0 0 wars are the ladles. TO CALIFORNIA. An KEPT him bm Although the possessor of e 0 0 ne of the most incomplete TO LOOK about TILL HE tred it collections of citations for e 0 personal bravery. Charley AND MAYBE And. thought that one look at A S -- . a 0 6 him would make the other * ~ JS ot g army run. Trouble seas ~'u otensn that his own arasy looked ee ~ ADH' odm at him first. Chas. followed HI31TOu.. lt the like a calendar under a separate eover. He is HIDCLNNAOTTEfred every Ineh a king from his das erewn to his head. sameTHT Elethe distance being about one ot million miles. ANAOUhiwl All Duropean thrones are ~ ~ woSLE i now eqaipped with diving H EMDbid boards and kings are evap- ethsd orating likedeu'in 6forest * ~ ADTE rw It.. Six or seven countripa BU H Ws. trd still keep their kings on the snaling list, but they have ANHAlitet HDGNEt Et about as much authority as * A Swrt an Indian would in Still- ov x mans bak and are about h. IH SrNO t as useful as a .whlpsophet ..etee ia a flivver. ECPTu~tot If we remember incor- WHTlDdaeh co. reetly. Charles was a good we.eee king as kings go. They are se.ADTl hd all good when they go. BTLFEL.pae Europe is two worlds be- * hind this world in progress. ADJS .. I H otens Even the Chinese are sheot- . ing each other under a republican form of govern- 'ED~(stig I AIGot ment. wt un Charles' latest somnambu- WHL WEsoe listic excursion wound up orpps H LC eI in an attack of high fever. 05'C5 It is dangerous for anybody AN HESadbu INTEaray to have an idea that he is ltteEat king. But mere dageres wa~ONaaSu OUR trin. AND NTEDo The Chap W His Rig\ By BIL A clever young lady i traffi cop the other day w] that made her think more I lations. She was driving I auto. She told the cop who of way, and then he sprang Who AsI weI He Iee u ef I Bu ne 'a Jst de Major GE8FOBD can inclined cops dig up more rh this one was. They seem t instruction of young people. Poor William Jay is th< who insists upon maintainin belonging to him. That do4 though, if the other fellow, way, crashes into him. Ther !'rough-neck" driver, who man's right of way, and it get permits when stringent vided for the District. Eternal caution and vig insisting on the right of w cerned about what happens, some other man's property. Wliusu Jay is eMee nd I Though he Wantedto "ia if WUmem had firVsly sed He'd today be eseisg the 1111 SHOY-LIus rPg3-x Here's a short-line poem, and wonder who among your poetic heli era can write a complete poem wit shorter words or shorter line#: r~sr l1; They're bright. will* All fight;. Tell "a r o What's true: A ceaa. My folks. We hope yer jokes More dope Do lk-- In due Sure Mike. From ye. Use this. Don't mlssPer It I've writ. R. ;. m. We read that Pr otee Nolf. of the University of.Liege, has discovered an absolute cure for seasickness. Evidently there Is go. ing to be less bread east upon the waters than formerly. . F.- J. SCHWAB. TBN BOOK-WORNI P3OULEMSome of the best maths were caugi on that "book-wor" problem of "DI STROYDE." FRED HAFELI NGUR Was tl lonemath who got it right. He foun the answer to be %th of an incl which is correct. The worm on] had to go through the two cover Other math. figured it to be 2%t inches. The worm had only to eat throng the front cover of one volume an the back cover of the other. DANGEROUS. A man may Msk his wife. oa. judge said it's lawful; But thta no awn it's sate. The risk you run In awful. BRORTY. Say, Bill, If the 0. G. (office goal 2 gets this I hope he chokes. CLANCY. (Enclosed with a contribution.) PEG-Tat bakers sn from Ne York has gqne in the air service. RG-Teea he's a rising young ma from the Yeast. LORD SALISBURT. TH" COLUMN'S SU1N5EIN. ASHUVILLE, N. C.. April 3. a. Deer Old Bill: I'm a Washingtonian do re in Asheville taking the eanr for T. B. Your old column sure doe. her mery da I ~walt anxiul for The Times. That'W some 0. 0. C.. belIeve me, DILL K. IMark Twain said that April Imind us of what we are during the other 864. C.H. M. PUT yP em mBUT eP. The 0. 0. C. bunch strike the nail on the head by Inviting highbrow critics to send contrjbutions In so that the low-brow. can get an Idea of what they ought to write. The gauntlet Is thrown down. W. D. PAYNE. It's not the income that taxes fellow's patience theme days. It's ti outgo. JOE C. The baseball plarer made a hit. With muetee In reach. He dhd' at,. he eh IRIUH-CANADIAN. ICASH AND CARRIUI .Tuat about the time a girl mnakes up her mind to marry her ideal somne other fellow comnes along with a lot of money. FLAvrUS. THAT FAMOUS DANCE. Many contribs write of the fame H and S dance at the Arcade. telll of incidents and people. HARPER'S FERRY (bless his thought he maw the editor there. T editor has a wooden leg ad couMda go to the dance, but this noted go trib writes: "Saw a funny-lookti nut and asked who it was. I w told that it was you (Bill). Tou s the funniest looking man I ever s 'OaKLAOMA BILL" hustled all t way back from Oklahoma to be the dance. and he says It exosed hihondSt expectations. "It she1 ed that H and S hits the vital q in this town amo. a and eid he asye. "Te was Maht-ea ho Maintain.las it of Way L PRICE. eader of The Times found a io recited four lines of rhyme han ten pages of trafi rep. ier oar and ran into anoth sme up that she had the right this on her: - .pe eieug. .41A.werewres. well afford to have poetically ymes if they are as effective as > be peculiarly adapted to the type of many an auto driver g his right of way, admittedly in't save his life or property, who did not have the right of e are hundreds of irresponsible, care little about the other is this class who will fail to laws and regulations are pro. Jlance are more important that ay over a man who is unconespecially when he is driving In other words: t on fke Vu of wy. hits ste ~ by Ad $ 1 WORD in the big-dan of some other hL QANGAGisteapee bo thOuet by teMis-Me of words. Eus.: Wm ye be when Yo're hear?" GRAMMA treats ef the theroseet we ot language. COLUMNIa'RS GaAR tmehebs how to write incorrect osmically. OOIATMNIERs GRAMMAR is divided lte sour parts. Our-thograph; Et-a-miegy; -iaooetax. and Prco-e-heyl OUR-TROGRAPNT treats of tag==de. E1L: Hear, with teeo er) two, with too letters (to). qt. EAT-A-MOLOGT treats of the wili an eseen of Pam as, heart-. alimony; ts mat pualohmeat; Mmstr poli ie. etc. UTN-COXTAX treats of the comtrpotieu or rare birds such ae: Vam,goddge. ta olletemt, revono le eater.. high-brows, etc. PROS-0-DOT exemplifies the diverifled ISw Of 11"e1er-postry. near-poeme. metrical un, tomb oe Inseriptions, etc. If You Can't be a BUN don't be a CLOUD. CHECRUPADIST. t alee can na d Deris earL ru who tried. bet in vain. To 111 her with champagno, 0te Woamed "bfy. amo must be a pr EDUCATION. . Father-No, my son. I don't know b the Latin word for "people." Son-Popull. h Mother-Johnny! How dare you acd cuse your father of lying. ED HENRY. A friend of mine calls her sweetlo "feathera" because die'sI tired of calling him "down." LORD SAISBURY. I, I *Tee U .and S Goat On m Lean Day. TEN.TORTURED W1PB. I noticed in an English paper that a woman suing her husband for diworee claimns that he walked in the house, locked all the doors, sharpened his ranor, then sat down at the piano and played the Dead maigh. GEORGE FUNWICE. APUIL. ON. TUE small of April moerning. The lilto the gladowe enge And the chine peeping eat 'twist the shower. h.tho thia and th that, and the other. a E'NIU A. EREDITY. Mammy-Mandy. I can't teach dis young rascal to build nothin' with dem blocks you gave him. All he do with dam cubes is roll dem all over do floor. Mandy--Chile. don't you know dat de sina oh man, am handed down to do next generation? Dat boy got dat flickshun from his ol' man. HARPERS FERRY. INew Yorks latest song is by "Al. I. Mony" and "Counsel 1Fees." Prico. STS.Ie0. Sung by J .. A. Stillman. Everybody's getmeI ting a copy. JUL35 BACKENHEIMER. i) TUE PUAMUT seD A 3wT. 't Mrs. W.. of seabrook. Ed., n- write. that the Departent of g Agriculture 'has classified the as pegnut as belongjng to the bes re famiily-lima or navy. She thinks er, that this may be utringing the beans who were peabus the ethir ite day. at But the ceesification is not jd going to fool the aquirrels, which r. know what a nut Is. Oter one a et navy or a lima bean and see what ," it will do. Offer it a peanut ot if baer hSU Wet d@l M sd

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