San Angelo Standard-Times from San Angelo, Texas • 22

SAN ANGELO Tuesday January 7 6C TV PRIME-TIME VIEWING TUESDAY Sn Sunday's TV Showcasa for complsta Hating Information sciential who processes designer drugs hires Spenser to locate her missing boyfriend and the 650000 he took with him 3) Rornlnflton Steele Comedy disc jockeys become suspects when Laura and Remington probe the murder of a traffic reporter Rajiv1 a India Post-colonial contrasts and contradictions as it strives for peace and prosperity in a new technological ago are examined through the ayes of Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi Column iat Jack Anderson hosts IQ Auto Racing Western 200 (Taped) Nova A look at the effects of IN-SAT 18 India's communications satal-IHa on tha nation's villa gea and rural araaa (R)g QZ) 8tage: Morning's At Sevan Maureen O'Sullivan Kata Reid Teresa Wright and Elizabeth Wilson star aa four aistars In Paul Osborn's comedy about the affects of the marriage of a 40-year-old couple on an eccentric small-town lamily 8 This la New Zealand FMturad: a photo tour led by photographer Brian Brake 900 Speneer For Hire An attractive family Mo (2 (D Moonighting As part of a wagar addle and David agree to make changes in their lifastyfM (R) 3) Movie "A Tima To (Premiere) Patty Duke Joseph Bologna Based on a true story Altar her husband suffers a maaaiva heart attack a housewife becomes a US Army helicopter pilot to support har family CD Riptide Lt Joanna Paris! (June Chadwick) asks the boys for help when a aerial killer marks her as his next victim EVEMNQ 7:00 i2) B) Who's Tho Bom? Samantha naglacta har dutiaa aa wa attend aacratary whan aha landa a apot on tha achoot drill taam A-TMm On location in Moxico to film a monatar movie mamfaara of tha A-Taam lock homa with a Gestapo-typo war criminal who haa abducted aavaral of tha townapaopla (R) IQ Movia Court eater" (1956) Danny Kaya Glynla Johna A circua clown moat a adventure when ha oina up with outlawa trying to overthrow a tyrant king Explore A look at the caata ayatam in India and a part of tha country that worahipa 1000 goda 18 Coilaga BaakatbaN St John'a at Boaton Coilaga (Live) (Subject to blackout) 7:06 0) Movie "Coma September" (1061) Rock Hudaon Gina Lollobrigida A mil-lionaira diacovara hia caretaker ia using his villa as a hotel whan ha's away 7:30 Q) Growing Pains Mika has a choice between a data with an attractive girl and a night of bowling with hia U) Movie "Scavenger Hunt" (1979) Richard Benjamin Janwa Coco An eccentric millionaire's will sends Ms heirs on a wild scavenger hunt 9:30 (D Celebrity Chefs Guests: Bobby Bara Earths Kitt KMX) (2 Movie "Dance Of The (1983) Peter Fonda Deborah Raffin An anthropologist SMrchoa for a lost pygmy tribe in the jungles (Q One Day At A Time Julie announces that she haa "found Jasus" (Part lot 2) knowledge of physiology limited Ann Landers 4 net News America Syndicate Dear Ann Linders: I read an article in the paper about a judge who when sentencing a convicted rapist gave him a choice between 30 years in jail or going free but without his testicles It was stated that this was not a punitive sentence but a curative one because removal of the testicles was supposed to render him I always thought sexual ideas like all others originated in the brain If this is true wouldn't castration create the opposite effect? It seems to me that a man who already has a history of violence would be terribly frustrated in addition to being not viewed as a commitment It's merely a polite sign-off Smart girls take these things too seriously Dear Ann Landers: When the city gal asked her country cousin if mUk could be blue you replied Well hide your head in shame (and you from Iowa yet!) All farmers know that skim milk (known as has an azure cast to it -D IN PENSACOLA DEAR Looks as if everybody from Iowa knew this but me Boy did I get letters! Get out the wet noodle I was wrong and I hereby admit it in print Ann Landert PO Box llteS Chicago III Mill Please fell all those flakes out there to stop getting hopes up by asking for phone numbers if they intend to call Fear of rejection? Nonsense! If a girl like a guy she give him her number So Ann why do they do it? LET DOWN IN DENVER DEAR DENVER: I believe most fellas who ask for a pherne number are genuinely interested at the time and intend to call but they procrastinate and after a while figure the women remember them Others have no intentions of calling but difficult to aay goodnight without making some reference to a future meeting So they ask for the number to spare the feelings This request is power that he feela he has over hia victim Dear Ann Landers: Why do guys bother asking girls for their phone numbers if they intend to call them? The othernight I went out on the town with friends The sweetest fellow asked me to dance We talked laughed and danced together for the rest of the evening Before we parted he said he had a great time and wanted to see me again I told him I had fun too When he asked for my phone number I gave it to him but I gave it to him reluctantly because I really thought that I would never hear from him again And I was of course right Dr Butler said brain is strongly influenced by the sexual hormones that circulate throughout the body Castration would dramatically reduce the hormonal level but lt would not eliminate the sex drive completely castrated man could go to his physician or obtain testosterone illegally take it orally and raise the hormonal level In his body The drive and erection would be present but he could not get anyone Obviously the knowledge of physiology is sharply limited (This statement is mine not the Also let us not forget that rape is an act of violence and the pleasure is rooted in the sense of hostile and aggressive Would this not make him more likely to commit a violent crime? How about it? CONSTANT READER AND AMATEUR SEXOLOGIST DEAR CR AND AS: My consultant in this matter is Harvey Butler MD chief of urology at Meharry Medical College in Nashville KIDY news in new slot Cheer up! Enjoy the early edition Letter irks Georgian 7 rx by Abigail VanBuren WestTexos Daybreak byLavome Barber The anchor news programming for KIDY television station has been moved to a new time slot Action 6 News is now on the air at 6pm daily on non-cable channel 6 and on cable channel 10 Previously the news broadcast appeared at 9 pm Here is the revised programming schedule: Monday-Frlday i pm Action Ncwi 4:10 pm Jeffertont 7 pm varkxa programming I pm Cinama movia 10:30 pm -Taxi II pm Entertainment Tonight 11 pm Independent Newt Net-work newt Saturday 1 pm Route 46 2 pm -Wild Kingdom 2 pm -Solid Gold 4 pm Eyet of Taxat 4:10 pm Wait Texat Live 5 pm Street Hawk 4 pm Action 4 Newt 0:30 pm Jefteraona 7 pm Start of Something Big 0 pm Tales from the Dark Side 10:30 pm Grim Reminder Theatre 12:10 am Independent Newt Network (INN) newt Sunday 5 pm Black Sheep Squadron 0 pm Action Newt 0:10 pm Jeffertont 7 pm Llfettylet of the Rich and Famoua 0 pm Cinama 0 Movie 10 pm One Day at a Time 10: pm Entertainment thii week 11:30 pm INN Newt INI Unlvonal Praaa Syndics! DEAR ABBY: I just ftniahti reading the letter from in and I am so furious I'm pushing all my housework aside to write this Abby please tell me that Dot really from Georgia I'm from Georgia and that selfish insensitive woman is a disgrace to our beautiful state Also is really her name? Or is it the size of her brain or her heart if she has one? I cannot believe the nerve of that woman She said: months ago our 59-year-old mother-in-law had to quit her job to stay home and care for our father-in-law who had a massive stroke that left him totally helpless They have six married sons and 11 grandchildren the youngest is 4 months old and the oldest is 10 years old folks are on a limited budget so all the sons contribute 320 a month to help out We wives care to Pop because he has no control over his bowels or kidneys and we do not feel like that is a job for a daughter-in-law We are also very busy with our own Then this coldhearted snip said mind if our husbands help their parents with money but we think Mom should repay the favor by keeping our kids every weekend" I am so mad I could explode Each couple kicks in with a lousy 320 a month Abby I pay a neighbor 320 a month to feed my dog when I go on vacation! I had better sign off before I put something in writing unprintable then you'll throw this in the wastebasket I'll bet you get a lot of mail on this I think you were too soft on Dot I would have let her have it with both barrels ALSO FROM GEORGIA DEAR ALSO: You're right on both counts I received more than of mail I was deluged and most readers felt that I was far too gentle to that bleepity-bleep (censored) Dot DEAR ABBY: Our adopted daughter is planning to be married next summer She has recent- Being a person who sits on the curb at 6 am waiting for my paper I sympathize with former afternoon subscribers who have had their reading habits disrupted But cheer up! I know love the red-eye edition and I hope you enjoy my column West Texas Daybreak (and this ugly picture) first appeared in February 1979 and a former city editor Taylor Barton likened my work to a Hills Erma Bombeck a cross between Art Buchwald with a grass burr and Andy Rooney smashed on Pearl As a humorist I verbalize happened to everyone and strive to infuse them with a comic spirit I write about husbands Mine has given me 37 years of happiness four children and countless gifts The library card (you like to read you?) the jewelry box (he kept the cigars) and the rubber plant are the most memorable The plant had no leaves roots or future but my sweetie was satisfied because it had been marked from 31195 down to guarantee on freebies" Football widows understand my dispalr when I describe observing a moment of prayer before a game grabbing a bottle of antacids (would Roger lie?) checking his own blood pressure (while I check his insurance premiums) when the Cowboys are trailing wringing out his ly found her natural family She would like to have both her adoptive family and her natural family in her wedding party How should the relationship be identified in the write-up in the wedding bulletin? Can you help us please? PARENTS OF THE BRIDE DEAR PARENTS: Assuming that her natural parents (a) want to be in the wedding party and (b) identified as her parents" they should be identified in the wedding bulletin write-up as the parents id the Your feelings in this matter should also be considered If there is any awkwardness insofar as you or the natural parents are concerned identifying labels should be omitted If you are not comfortable with this suggestion confer with your clergyperson DEAR ABBY: letter about vision shows a misconception that appears in the news at regular intervals It makes no difference which way a one-way glass is installed One-way vision mirrors are lightly silvered glass and require that the room to be viewed has a light level of four or more times that of the level id light on the side If the light level difference is great enough even CLEAR glass will function as Example: You can see into a lighted house at night but those Inside cannot see out RALPH THOMPSON CINCINNATI DEAR RALPH: Thanks beginning to see the light Dear Abby PO Bex ism HollywsedCallftf MOM swestband and sulking when they lose I write about children If you have any you'll understand why I believe all babies (both genders) should be named Helen Joy because they are I hope you will enjoy my en-thusiasmaddiction for fishing because the woman who chose a boat over a mink jacket and requires regular bank loans to replenish my tackle box (A four-part fishing column elicited more mail than any subject written about) Requests from my readers have resulted in columns on birthday gifts (I spend days peeling paper from the walls and carpet from the floors looking for mine) the menopause (considered one of my funniest) doctors (I'm still looking for one who haa an examination room with a salad bar pin-ball machine a deck of playing cards from Juarez and a copy of my book) So if you have a request lot us know Welcome to the morning Standard-Times and be waiting for you on the curb! UNITEDARTIBTa iee3250 250 an lSKBMIO (OhS 0 I a i ramiaS'ift' 1985 predictions ridiculed BASED ON A TRUE TO EGBERT MERYL REDFORD STREEP will make a comeback According to predictions we were to look to the Chicago Cubs to win the World Series (If you weren't from Missouri you even get in the stadium Kansas City Royals topped the St Louis Cardinals to the title) Another poll said Boy George was going to be very big last year (Boy who?) It also said beer was in (However another poll said it waa out ao bear the burden of your own decision Supposedly marriages were in 1985 although commitments were out (How many marriages does that amount to?) Modular phones were predicted to be a smash (That must be what they told the investors who supposedly lost their shirts on the trend) Face it Life is a horse race what makes all of us hang on to the railing until the last minute to see how it really ends OHM Lot Angelaa Times Syndicate Most of us look upon the New Year much like a child sitting in front of a large gold box with his name on it We wait to rip it open and see inside That's why we devour every list of predictions to come down the pike What trends are going to be in? destined to go out? Who will be hot? Who will be not! Who is going to win? Who is going to lose? How seriously should we take these soothsayers who have been divined to give us a glimpse of our future? I saved a couple of these prediction columns from 1995 According to these forecasters here's how last year should have played Cabbage Patch everything will be out! (Actually there were twins this year plus a line of clothing baby furniture decorating items fabrics linens and a fallout that included newsletters horoscopes and college degrees for the dolls from Brussels Sprout University) The Academy Award for the best movie of 1995 will be in the Heart" (The winner was Georgetown University will win its second consecutive National Collegiate Athletic Association basketball title tell Villanova They think they won) John Tower a Texas Republican will be appointed Secretary of Defense Ponytails MonThurs 7s30.