The Algona Upper Des Moines from Algona, Iowa on July 5, 1893 · Page 8
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The Algona Upper Des Moines from Algona, Iowa · Page 8

Algona, Iowa
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Wednesday, July 5, 1893
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IJPJPJBR DES ALGQHA, IOWA, WEDNESDAY, JtTLY 5, 1898. FINANCIAL, Kossuth County State Bank NOT THE PKESENT METHOD CAPITAL .............................. 850,000 Incorporated under g»neral laws of Iowa. Deposits received, money loaned, foreign and domestic exchange bought and sold. Collections made promptly, and a general banking business transacted. Passage tickets to or from the old countries sold at lowest rates. WJI. 11. INOHA H ................... President .t. B. .TONES .................... Vice President LEWIS H. SMITH ...................... Cashier Directors— Win. H. IiiRham, John G. Smith, J. B. Jones, T. Chrlschllles, Lewis 11. Smith, J, W. Wadsworth, Uarnet Derine. The First National Bank CAPITAL 850,000 Special attention given to collections. AJIBttOSE A. CALL President J). H. HUTCH1NS Vice President \VM. K. FERGUSON Cashier . Directors—D. H. Hutchlns, S. A. Ferguson, Philip Donvoiler, W. F. Carter, Ambrose A. Call, K. H. Spencer, Win. K. Ferguson. Money u!w:i.j'n on hand to loan at reasonable rates to parties furnishing llrst-class security. A Story of How Judge Ford Used to Make Lawyers—His Plan Was Brief and Simple. The Judge Had a Penchant for Things Other than Law, and Was Good on the Diamond. CASH CAPITAL, 850,000. ALdONA, IOWA. Officers and Directors— A. D. Clarke, President, 0. 0. Chubb, Vice Prest., Chas. 0. St. Clalr, Cashier, Geo. Li. Galbralth, W. 0. Tyrrell, .Myron Scheuck, Thos. F. Cooke. General Banking: I'RIVATE SAFETY DEl'OUIT VAULTS. PROFESSIONAL. Nrf"*«rf-«»•^rf'-v^-V^^rf CEO. E, CLARKE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office over First National bank, Algoua, la. W. B. QUARTON, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Over Kossuth County tank, Algona, Iowa. E. H. CLARKE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Collection agent. Opera House l>lock. W. C. DANSON, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Loans and collections. Over Dimlall & Co.'s. S. S. SESSIONS, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Prompt collections. Money to loan on chattel security. Over ChrlHChllles' store. L. K. GARFIELD, M. D., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office, State st., one door east of Cordlngley. Residence, McGregor St., oast of the public school building. H. C. McCOY, M. D., PHYSICIAN AND SURQEON. Special attention to city practice. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Algona, Iowa. J. M. PRIDE, M. D., PHYSICIAN AND SUR&EON. Office over Jno. Goeilers'store, on State street, Algona, Iowa. T. J. FELLING, M. D., PHYSICIAN AND SUR&EON. Consultation In English and German. Office and residence over H. Goetsch's store, Whittemore, Iowa. E. S. GLASIER, D. D. S., SURGEON DENTIST. Office over the State Bank, Algoua, Iowa. DR. F. L. TRIBON, Homcepathic Physician and Surgeon. Office and residence over Bailey Bros.' store. Calls answered at all hours. HUNTER & M'ENROE, First-Glass New Livery, Feed, and Sale Stable, We have leased the barn south of the Tennant House, and are now prepared to furnish the public with good livery rigs at moderate prices. Also Break Colts to Drive, and guarantee satisfaction. Have all necessary appliances for properly handling colts, uud break them Into kind and gentle drivers. Will also BOARD HORSES UY THE WEEK, and give them the best of care. Giving our personal attention to the business, patrons can rest assured we will do our best to please them. GEO. HUNTER, Manager. The undersigned having bought out the meat market formerly owned by H. J. Edens wish to say that they will be glad to meet all old customers, as well as the new ones that may favor them with their patronage, hoping by kind treatment and fair dealing to receive a part of the public patronage. SHABLE & SON. jgflOBT-FOBM MORTQAGES- "Jump Into the Wagon and we'll all take a ride." If the wagon is greased with the ride will be more pleasant,'the horae won't have to do any more "than his rightful share of work, and there will be but little wear on the wagon. It's the sliclf!.' t grease you ever saw. iSold by Give it a trial. Always In stock at t 9«8«. The best lor chattel work. Upper Deg H A good story is told of how Judge Ford used to examine candidates for the bar. Everybody in the northwest, who lived here in the days just before the railroad, remembers Judge Ford. The judge used to adjourn court occasionally in Algona to turn out and pitch for a game of ball on the public square. What the judge did evenings is not a matter of public record, but if anyone could sit up later, hold more, or show down a better hand, ho is not generally credited with it. Over at Sioux City a young man named Pel- muldor wanted to be a lawyer, arid the judge sot an evening for examination. The candidate appeared in duo season, and what happened is thus related to a Journal man by a spectator: Judge Ford at once stated to Mr. Pel- mulder that it was customary for an applicant for admission to the bar to set up something, and requested of Mr. Pelmulder that he proceed to furnish the wherewithal to celebrate the event in the usual and customary manner and in a wa,y_ to be remembered. Mr. Pelmulder, in bis anxiety for the coming certificate, complied with the request and soon i-eturned with a bottle of nice wine made by some of his Holland friends, and this with a glass he handed to Judge Ford, which was accepted by him with much dignity and many thanks. The judge proceeded to pour out some of its contents into the glass and drank it, smacked his lips and pronounced it very fine. He continued to pour and drink till he got away with all the bottle contained, then with much suavity of manner, turned to the applicant and said: ''Mr. Pelmulder, perhaps these other fellows would like a little." The yet unborn attorney looked the crowd over with an expression showing that he was in deep trouble over the question of supply and demand, and a feeling no doubt like that of a boy who has poured about a hogshead of water into a gopher hole with no signs of its filling up. He went out, however, and returned with bottles enough for each of the rest of them and the contents of these soon disappeared. To the iiston- ishment of Pelmulder, the court and its tribunal of examiners wanted more. Judge Ford then requested of Mr. Pelmulder that he get a deck of cards, which were brought in, and all hands except the clerk were, soon deeply absorbed in a game of "cinch," while Pelmulder went out and brought in more wine. After amusing themselves until long past midnight, the examining committee and companions arose ready to depart, when the applicant in much apparent distress of mind remarked that he hand't been examined yet, \vhen Judge Ford said, "d the examination; you won't know any more after it than you did before," arid this coterie of legal lights departed for Capt. Wyatt's hotel. It nmy not be of record, but tradition has it that the next morning an elaborate report was handed in recommending Mr. Pelmul- der for admission, and never was Judge Ford more dignified and courteous than when he administered to the clerk the solemn obligations of attorney. Uncle Jelle wore a browl smile for many days thereafter. How to Visit tho World's Fair. The Chicago& Northwestern railway (tho Northwestern line) announces reduced rates to Chicago and return, to enable everybody to see the greatest exposition the world has ever known. It is something marvelous and beyond description. Tickets will be on sale via tho Northwestern lino daily until Oct. 31, 1893, and will be good for return until Nov. 15, 1893. Ask for tickets via the popular route, with its frequent and fast express trains, with magnificent through- car service of modern day conches, sleeping cars, parlor cars, and dining cars, Tickets and detailed information can be obtained from agents of the Northwestern line and connecting routes.-GtlO Fast Tlruo to Chicago. Commencing Sunday, May 7, tho Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul railway will shorten the time of its day train on the Iowa and Dakota division very materially. The train will arrive at Chicago at 8 a. m. and will have sleeping cars through from Sanborn to Chicago and a free reclining-chair car from Mitchell to Chicago. Tho train will run every day in the week between Sauborn and Chicago, and daily except Sunday west of Sanborn. Full particu lars will be furnished by the agen' Call on him. Bncklcn's Arnica Salve. The best salve in the world for braises outs, sores, ulcers, suit rheum, fever sores tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns an all skin eruptions, and positively cures pile or no pay required. It is guaranteed to glv perfect satisfaction or money refunded Price 25c u box. Sold by L. A. Sheetz. MONEY loaned at six per cent, pe annum on real estate or good persona security, or on life insurance policies On real estate loans we give long tim on ensy payments. Farm loans a spe cialty. Loans can be paid at any time Local and county managers wanted Address the Bankers' Loan and Invest ment Co., 422 Milwaukee street, Mil waukee, Wis;—8m3 DRUNKENNESS, Oil THE LIQUOR HABIT Cured at Home In Ten Bays by Adminls to.riiig Or. HiilncB' Guidon Speciflc. It can be given in a glass ot beer, a cup o coffee o. tea, or in food, without the know] edge of tho patient. It is absolutely harm loss, and will effect a permanent and speedy cure, whether the patient is a mod orate drinker or an alcoholic wreck. Itha been given in thousands of cases, and in ev ery instance a perfect cuee has followed It never fails. The system once impregnat cd with tho specific, it becomes an utter im possibility for the liquor appetite to exist Cures guaranteed. A 48-page book of par ticulars free. Address the Golden Specifii Co., 185 Kaco street, Cincinnati, Ohio. STORIES BY JUDGE HOWLAND. They V.'lll He Found to Be "Equaled b; Few and Surpassed by None." Ex-Judge IleM-y E. Howland, of Nev York, is a famous story teller. In abun danco and variety his collection is "equalec by few and surpassed by none." Mr. Howland is essentially an after dinner story teller. He fills his after dinner speeches with new and eke with old. Here are some samples of his stories: . THE DIGNITARY AND THE BULL. Once there was a very important state official of California who thought everybody knew him or ought to know him. One day he was walking through a field when a bull addressed him in an undertone and made for him with its head down and horns hi a position to raise him. Ho was a state official, a man of dignity and political power and of natural pomposity. But bo ran. He ran surprisingly well. He ran even better than he did for office, and he got to the fence first. Ho clambered over, out of breath and dignity, and found the owner of the bull calmly contemplating the operation. "What do you mean, sir," asked the irate official, "by having an infuriated animal like that roaming over the field?" "Well, I guess the bull has some right in ths field," said the farmer. "Right? Do you know who I am, sir?" gasped the official. The farmer shook his head. "I am General Blank." "Well, why in thunder didn't you tell the bull?" THE MAN AND TIIE TOMATO CAN. A certain man's wife heard him in the Hdjoinii'.jLj pantry making explosive remarks. "What are you doing, my dear?" the asked. "Opening a can of tomatoes," he answered. "What are you opening it with?" she asked sweetly. "With a knife," ho replied savagely. "Did you suppose I was opening it with my teeth?" "No. From the language which you used I thought you were opening it with prayer." A HIGH PRICE FOR CONVICTION. Conkling had defended a man who was on trial for arson. He had been convicted below, and on appeal tho conviction was affirmed and Conkling rendered his bill, which was questioned by the man's friends. Conkling was rather new at the bar. He called upon Mr. O'Conor. He said: "There is Johnson, now, whom I defended in a hard fought trial and argued the case on appeal at the general term. To be sure he was convicted, and the conviction was affirmed. But I hud a great deal of trouble, gave my best services in the matter, and I only charged him $600, and his friends decline to pay my bill. Don't you think the charge is reasonable and fair?" Mr. O'Conor turned hi his chair and said; "Well, Conkling, I have no doubt that you did the best you could. You had a severe trial. You exercised your best efforts in the higher court and $600 is not a largo bill, but I have no doubt he could have been convicted for a great deal less money." THE LORD AND THE DAISY. A Sunday school teacher was trying to impress upon his pupils tho care of the Deity for all living things, great or small, and, getting to the peroration of his address, ho said: "The Lord, who made the mountain, mude the little blade of grass. The Lord, who made the oceau, made the pebble on the shore. The Lord, who made me, made a daisy." THE SAGACIOUS BOY. You never can catch a Yankee boy. You never can corner him. A gentleman traveling in tho country at Stoddard, N. H., where it is all rooks and bowlders and abandoned farms—the old farmhouses going to ruin—saw a boy of twelve or fourteen hoeing In a cornfield on the side of what would be pasture land on anybody else's farm. The corn was rather poor looking. Tho traveler reined in his horse and spoke to the boy. He said to him, "Your corn looks rather small." "Well," said tho boy, "we planted dwarf corn." "Well, it looks yellow, poor and thin." "Well, we planted yellow corn." "Well," said tho traveler, "I don't mean that. It don't look as if you would get more than half a crop." "Idon't expect tof I pi anted it on shares." A DEMAND FOR QUICK ACTION. A man was working in a field with two of his sons. One of them was at work in one part of the field and the old man, with the other, was working down in a marsh. All of a sudden the youth who had been with his father win up to the other and cried: "Come down and help the old man out. He has got mired iu tho bog." "How deep is he in?" "Up to his auklus." "Well, there's no hurry." "Yes, there is. He's in head first." AND HE CHOSE DEATH. A certain artistic immigrant on arriving in the harbor of New York saw the statue of Liberty. He asked one of the crew, "Is that the statue of Liberty?" "Yes, that is Liberty." "Then give me deathl" and ho plunged overboard. THE POWER OP DISCIPLINE. This is historical ami illustrates the devotion of Sheridan to Grant. Sheridan and Grant were traveling on A steamboat together with other officers. Among the passengers was a young Englishman who used to tftke a hand at pokw with tjtoe,rn, Tb« usual Umtt was fifty What is the Difference Why, bless you, there is just as much difference in stores as there is in people. When you go into a nice, clean, well-kept grocery house you see the difference at a glance. The goods are fresh, free from dirt, inviting to the eye and palate alike. How is it in an old, dingy, barracks-like place where things are thrown together in a chaotic jumble? There is absolutely no comparison tq be made between such a place and Our Elegant Stock and Fine Room in the new State Bank block, on State street. If cleanliness is . akin to G-odliness, then surely we are in it with the best in all > the land. Added to our fine grocery stock you always find the the latest and handsomest in Crockery, Queensware, Lamps, Lamp Goods, etc. An inspection tells the story. New State Bank Block, Algona, Iowa. W. F. CARTER. cents. The Englishman one day wanted, to go out and light a cigar and asked General Sheridan to play his hand while he was gone. It was lour jacks pat. The Englishman when he returned asked General Sheridan how it had panned out. "Oh, the general bet me fifty cents," said Sheridan, "and I called him and won the pot." The Englishman looked in amazement. "Well," he said, "I have heard of military discipline, but I 1 never heard of it going that far." Mr. Howland has a knack of hinting at a story by giving the point of one, leaving the hearer to fill out the rest. Some examples of that follow: To censorious critics we reply in the language of the old verger of St. Mary's, Oxford, who on being congratulated by his rector on his constant attention to duty replied, "I have heard every sermon that has been preached from this pulpit for fifty years, and, thank God, I am a Christian still." The comments and advice of outsiders ore never particularly appreciated, and remind one of the toast given at a village firemen's ball by a crusty old bachelor, "Our bravo firemen—may they be like our old maids, ever ready, yet never wanted." If I should assume to interpose my ideas I should be like the gentleman who met a friend and was asked what he had been doing lately. "Lecturing in Boston," he replied. "I am glad of it," said his friend. "I always did hate those Bostonians." Wo are here present in no vain spirit of boasting, though if our right to exalt ourselves were questioned we might reply in the words of the American girl who was shown sume cannon at Woolwich arsenal the sergeant in charge remarking, "Yoii know we took them from you at Bunkei Hill." "Yes," she replied, "I see you've got the cannon, but I guess we've got th« Speaking of a temperance lecture: "It would have been a great success," said one of the principal workers, "if our chairman hadn't been so absentminded." "Why, what did he do?" "Well, he tried to blow the foam off a glass of water." A small boy's beautiful sister saw him Standing on his head on the lawn. "I wouldn't do that if I were you, Jimmy," said she; "I wouldn't." "Wouldn't?" he replied; "by Jocks, you couldn't."—New York World. THE JOHN PAUL LUMBER GO. SUCCESSORS TO J. J. WILSON. Office and yard on Dodge street, south of State, ALCONA, 9OWA. Handles the best of all descriptions of Mil Ma Legal Blanks. Real Estate Mortgages, Warranty Deeds, Quit Claim Deeds, Leases, Cash or Share Rent, Real Estate Contracts, Bill of Sale, Chattel Mortgages, Satisfaction of Mortgage, Grass Leases, Notes, V full stock of these are .kept constantly on and and for sale by the dozen, hundred, or In arger quantities, at The Upper Des Moines STEAM PRINTING HOUSE, ALGONA. Forms are the best, and those approved by he leading attorneys. Orders by mail have prompt attention. THE ALGONA SUPPLY HOUSE Will furnish you anything In the line of REAMERY : SUPPLIES, 'rices guaranteed. Send your orders when in nything, and they w tended to promptly. TB. TO LOAN— ON RAJWROAP &ANDS. Persons wanting to borrow money on rail- oud lands will do well to call at the Kossuth Jounty Bank and bring their cpntf acts. Which includes everything that is possibly needed for the construction of anything j rom a picket fence to the very finest residence. WE MEET ALL COMPETITION. Come and give us a chance to figure your bills, and we will prove to you that what we say is the truth. GO •• Undertaking and embalming will always receive careful and personal attention. Prices are reasonable. YOU WANT TO KNOW Whom to get to do your painting, paper hanging, kalsomlnlng, etc.? JAS. A. ORB IS THE MAN, £p»iK^ prices-you know his work Is first class. He gets thelatest fashionsTin rtS™ or flons and wall papering from Philadelphia every month. Shop on Call Stelet! DB, L. A. SHEETZ, Drugs and Medicines. Full assortment always on hand of drugs, med- clnes, and pure liquors for medicinal purposes only. Boolca emd. Stationary. 00 YOU WANT AN AUCTIONEER? 3D. AUCTIONEER, Will cry city and farm property, make collections, etc. All business of a private nature strictly confidential. Office with F. M. Taylor, over Howard's. WILLARD STEBBINS, CARPENTER, BUILDER, AND CONTRACTOR, Is prepared to take contracts for buildings of all kinds. May be found at real, dence, west State street, Algona. S END twelve cents in postage stamps to 39 Corcoran B«u<jing, Washington, 0. o., ana you, will receive four copies of tf«fc tVWs wwMngfm, containing matter of special interest. Gjve name and address, ftftdsay where you saw tbis aayertljenieftt. t ¥ ; f I will sell you better FLOUR and other mill products for less money than you can buy elsewhere, or no money. Every sack warranted and delivered. Other abstracters have pooled, Jones» Smith.

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