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I SII II 4 TTTT7 THE SALT CATT TATTT LAKE 1DmALD TTftD A Tfc CTTXTTk SUNDAYAUGUST23 SUNtAY A AUGUST ATT TTCT 23 OO 1908 1 a NEWS WS SEOTTfl THE TU II SALT lAKURAlD lAKURAlDPublshed LAKE HERALD HERALDPublished Published Publshed Every Day In the Year YearBY YearI I BY BYTHE THE HERALD COMPANY COMPANYTerms Terms of Subscription SubscriptionDAILY Subscripton SubscriptonDAILY DAILY AND SUXDAYOne month monthccnt3 Kcents F5cents cents threc months J2CO one year J1000 J1000SUNDAY 100 1OO 1OOSUNDAYOne SUNDAY SUNDAYOne One year J200 tO LOO SEMI SE11 WEEKLY In advance one oneyear oneenr oneYear year enr S1jO 1O six months 75 3 cents centsSubscribers centsSubsriber centschanged Subscribers Subsriber wishing address aldres of paper paperchanged paperchnnsed changed must give former formerpresent as well wel as asAll 02prescnt present prelcn address ac3dresAll All Al papers paper are continued contnue4 until unt explicit explicitorder explc explicitorder order is received reclId to discontinue discontnue All Al ar arrearages arrarge arrearageM rearages rarge must be bt pnlu pal in every tvcr case caieTotal cacTotal caseTctal Total Copies of the Herald Herld Printed Printedin rintedi in i July 1908 1908I 1 91G2 905S 905S9C6L 9 0 ffl 17 9C6L 9C6L30CG 9062S 30CG 30CG17J 9 0C 3 90 17J 1176 76 4 901 9067 9067D061 5B 5 18rl is iI D061 90 I I 9CCl 2 3073 iO13I Oi 7S 7 9 95 959v06 908 9O 7I 9v06 I 9000 90 9 I 9m 9S 2 3140 3140I8H1 10 l40 10 11 ioo I8H1 1S11l 11 1 9OI 9601 910 7 9087 908 12 1 lS 9103 13 13n 9IGI WI 9115 910 915 9159O 13S 9O 9066 9 99O 9225 90t 31 9 9200 9200Total 9O Total TotalTotal dnly daily 245231 Total rotl Sunday Bunda 72837 7283790S5 787 787DI 72837Daily Daily DI average 90S5 90S51S3 0085Sunday Sunday average avernst 1S3 1S 1SrIa 18209irtu1ation 9 9Circulation Circulation rIa guarantee guaranteeCV Ulat UlatC uarantteSC0IItTHISALTLMEHERALD CV SC0IItTHISALTLMEHERALD SC0IItTHISALTLMEHERALDd Crttifu CM I THE SALT LAKE LKE HER4LD HER4LDri HER LD 1 i it 2tw i i al Cagw Cagwp I dm 1 i a al I 4d SI QC 1908 1908n a ao at aTHE ri tt trf MMt AM wntfiiiit I ntfiiiit itiltit tt ttTHE I THE SLT SLT LT LAKE HERALD HERALDWEATHER HERALDIT I A AI I a4r 4 Jt 1 1A A en a Gl 4 IT jy tWEATHER sWEATHER WEATHER FOR SALT LAKE LAKELocal LAKELocal LAKELocal Local Showers ShowersTHE ShowersTHE ShowersTHE THE METALS METALSSilver METALSSiver METALSSliver Silver Siver Sl 51c per ounce ounceCopper ounceCopper ounceCopper Copper cathodes 13 134 per pound poundLead poundLead poundLeadS Lead JU nr per pr 100 10 pounds poundsALT POUlS POUlSSALT poundsSALT SALT ALT LAKES NEWSPAPERS NEWSPAPERSOn On another page va of this issue The TheHerald TheHerld TheHerald Herald Herld presents a complete and official officialstatement ofcial ofcialstatement olliclalstatementof statement of the clrculaUon of four fourPalt foural fourSalt Salt al Lake newspapers The figures fgures are arefrom arcir1 arefrom from ir1 the office records of ofeach each publica publication publca publcaton publication tion ton and have been verified verifed by A A APoaver ASeaver AScaver Poaver a circulation circulaton actuary of or na national natonal national tional tonal deputation feputaton and tng 1n png experience experienceIn In examining the data dat furnished him himMr himIr himMr Mr Ir SeRver analyzed the bills bUs for print printpaper printpaper printpaper paper the th press reports bills bis for post postage postage postage age and exprcssage onoutside on outside circula circulation circulaton circulation tion ton the mailing Jallng iflng lists lsts newsdealers ac accounts accounts accounts counts and cash receipts of each omce ofllceAH omceAl omceAll AH Al of the newspapers of the city clt ex excppt exCfpt cxcpt cppt th 5 Intermountain Republican RepublicanRave Republcan Republcanae Rave ae liim even evcr facility Caclty for this exam examination examInaton examInation ination Inaton and the results resuls are shown by bytl bytLc byttc tl tLc comparative omparthe statement published pubUs ed in inThe inThe inThe The Herald Hcrld this morning morningIn In 11 Mr 11 Beavers Seavers findings tndlngs or the net netpaid netpaid netpail paid circulation Irulaton every deduction deducton Is Ismade Ismade Ismade made for returned flturld unsold copies ex exchanges exchanes cxt changes chanes employes papers eompllmen eompllmentnries complmen complmentar complimentaries tnries tar Iis andall and aU free freecoples copies of even evel de description deCrlpUon descrlption scription CrlpUon Mr 11 Seaver reports that The TheHerald TheHlrald TheHerald Herald Hlrald leads Its nearest competitor compettor the theTribune theTribune theTribune Tribune In net paid circulation circulaton by 283 283copies 283oples 233copies copies on the daily dal edition editon and by 2544 2544on 25 25on 2544on 1 on the Sunday edition editon It I has S19S S19Smore 819Smore S198more more paid circulation cIrculaton for its Sunday Sundayedition Sundayt Sundayedltio edition lto1 than the News of Saturday Its Itsdaily Is Isdaly Itsdaily daily daly edition editon is 1701 net paid ahead of ofthe orthe ofthe the Telegram and 701 ahead of the theweekday thewcekday theweekday weekday News WS1 On both the dally daly and andSunday amI1unday andSunday i Sunday 1unday It I has a aclear clear lead ad In the whole wholefield wholefeW wholefield field feW and Us Is supremacy supremacyln in the Sunday Sundayrditlon Sundayedion Sundayedition edition edion Is so great ge greitas as to be phenomenal phenomenalpart phenomenal phenomenalApart phenomenalApart Apart part from trm this lead the most sig significant slgnlfant significant nificant nlfant thing thin In the report Is the show showing showIn ing In of growth for The Herald since sinceJan sinceJan sinceJan Jan 1 of this year as compared with withthe wih wihthe withthe the status sttus of competitors compettor In the six sixmonths sixmonths sixmonths months from Jamnn Jnnm to June The TheHerald TheHerld TheHerald Herald Herld made madl a gain gin of 30 copies print printed prlnttd ed td for the dally dl and of 1568 copies copiesprinted copiesprinted copIesprinted printed for the Sunday Sunda edition editon In the theMime thelame thesame Mime lame period the Tribune Trbune dropped 545 545from 55from 545from from its Is daily daly and ad added only 657 65 to Its ItsHunday Is IsHumIn Itsiftinday Hunday Hundayi HumIn HumIno i Printed Prnted in a different diferent form this Is the thecomparison theomparson thecomparison comparison omparson for the Sunday editions editionsHerald editons editonsHerldaln editionsHeraldGain Herald Herldaln HeraldGain Gain 1568 1568Tribune 1568TribuneGain 1568TribuneGain Tribune TribuneGain TribuneGain Gain C57 C57On C5iOn 657On On the Dally Dal Herald HeraldGain Gain 330 330Tribune 330Trbun 330TribuneLoss Tribune Trbun TribuneLoss Loss 545 545Naturally 5 545Naturally 5 5aturUy Naturally aturUy The Herald Herld takes a good gooddeal god goddeal gooddeal deal of pleasure plcsurc in presenting presentng these of official offcal ottidal tidal fcal records It I is the first trst time in inthe inthe inthe the history histor of Salt Sl Lakes Lkes newspapers newspapers1mt nespapersfllt that fllt an unbiased comoletc ruletc and disin disinH disintrestd rested report has been made public publicFor pubUcFor publicFor For somo smo days The Herald Herld has ha hia been beenasking beenasking beenasking asking asking its It competitors competon to Join with wih it I in inpublishing Inpublshing inpublishing publishing publshing the facts fats simultaneously slmulaneomr FO FOthat sothat othat that all the advertisers adnrtsers and subscribers subscribersof subscrlber of ail al the papers paper concerned could know knowexactly 1 1pxacty Inowexactly exactly pxacty the situation situaton Curiously enough enoughnone enoughnone enoughnone none of them seemed willing wiing to join in insuch Infuch insuch such fuch a 0 move so The Herald Is left leftalone leC leftalone alone to tell tel the story stor although alhough the theTribune theTrbune theTribune Tribune Trbune has ha continued contnued to publish publsh its itsstock is isstock itsstock stock declaration declaaton a relic relc of days long longgone lon lonJone longgone gone Jone that It I Is the premier news newspaper newspaper newspaper paper and has by far the largest and andbest amIbest andbest best circulation circulationVery circulationyejy crculaton crculatonVer Very Ver little lte comment is needed as to tothe tothe tothe the facts fact In the case cae The Herald Hernd ac according nccording necording cording to Mr Seaver not only onl has the thelargest th thlRrgest thehsrgest 1C 1Cir largest paid circulation ch culaton but It I has been beengrowing beengrwIng beengrowing growing grwIng when Its Is chief competitor competor has hasbeen hasben hasbeen been ben losing loslngclrculat circulation and It Is sb far farahead ffr ffrahead farahead ir ahead ahead in II SU9dai Supday circulation ciizlation as to dis distance dlptance diitance tance all competition competitionThe compettQn compettQnThe The Herald Herld has ha made It a practice practce to loblow toblow toblow blow very ver little lte about Its Is circulation circulationor crculatn crculatnor or Its Is preeminence prc eiouce In the news field fieldbeIevinc fI fIbflclnr fieldjying 3 beIevinc bflclnr jying the Reiveril clral public publc perfectly perfectlyable perfecty perfectynblc perfectlyable able to Judge JulJc for or Itself Itlolf between th thpublications thpublcaton the thepublicatIofli publications publcaton of the city cl It Ils Itis is a i a great greatsatisfactionhowever greatsatisfaction eat I IEatJaCUon satisfactionhowever EatJaCUon satisfaction howecr tohJaverHn tciav hiavt an out outI I sider whoseablllty whos abily and honesty are areun areunquestioned run runquestoned un unquestioned questioned questoned thus certify certfy to The Heralds Heraldsleadership Herld Hera1dleadership sleadenhlp leadership leadershipJHE leadenhlpTHE leadershipFOi THE PANIC PANICTHREAT PANICTHREATF THREAT vFor For i a generation generaton and a more the stock stockargument stockargument stockargument argument of the Republican Rlpublcan party partyagainst partyaginst partyagainst against aginst a change of admlnstrton administration has hasbeen hasI hasbeen been the threat thr at that a change chancp would wouldbring wothdbring ld ldbrJng I bring on a panic After the experience experienceof cx erJence erJenceof I of last fall fal when a panic cam like lke a abolt aI abolt abolt bolt from the blue sky wHen the Re Republicans HepUblcan Republicans publicans pUblcan controlled controled even evel branch branchot branchotgovernment ot otgovernment otgovernment government one would suppose the old oldargument oldargument argument would be abandoned if only onlyfor onlyfor for shame shameIt shameI It I is apparent apparent however that the Re Republicans RepUblcans Repubhicans publicans pUblcans believe beleve they can fool all al the thepeople thepeople thepeople people all al the tu time tme for Mr Taft Tar has hasreiterated hasreierted hasreiterated reiterated reierted the old tale than a Demo 1emocratic Democratic emo emocrtc cratic crtc victory now would mld portend porttnl dis disaster disaster disaster aster at pome some future time timeIn tme tmeIn In his Des Des Moines speech Mr Ir Bryan Bryancomments Bran Brancommenta Bryancomments comments on this foolish foolsh talk with a agood ag agood good od naturp natur and clarity clart that are con conclusive conclusive conclusive clusive and atd crushing crush In He said and andhistory andhlstor andhistory history verifies verfes his facts that we have liavehad havehad ve veha1 had three panics since the Republican Republicanparty Republcanparty Repubhcanparty party was born the panic of IS75 tne tnepanic tnepanic tnepanic panic of 3893 893 and ad the panic of 1007 Oi The Thepanic Thepanic Thepanic panic of 1873 came after Cel the Republi Republican Republ can party had been In complete comvlcto con control control control trol of the federal Celeral government goverment for fortwelve fortwelve fortwelve twelve years 3ears and eleven years ear before beforeour our party part succeeded succeeled in securing con control control controt trol of the executive executve branch brnch of the gov government go gocrnmeJt govcrnmept ernment crnmeJt The startling startng panic and de depression depression depression pression of 1873 occurred in the very verymidst verymidst verymidst midst of Republican Republcan rale rle just after aCer a aRepublican aRepublcan aRepublican Republican Republcan victory vlctol and under a high hightariff hightarUL hightariff tariff Is it not strange strnge that Secretary SecretaryTaft Taft TaC should forget this panic when he hewarns hewarns hewarns warns us to beware of any departure departurefrom depature depatureCrom from the protective prtectve system The Thepanic Thepanic he hepanic panic of 1907 came after the Republi Republicans Republ pubhi pubhicans cans had been in complete control co trol of ofthe oCthe ofthe the federal government govcrmnt for more than thanten thanten thanten ten years They had had an pportunl pportunlty ty to doeverthln do everything that they th thjeywantd thjeywantdto ywant wanted wantedto a ato to do and to undo everything that thatneeded thatneeded thatneeded needed t6 be undone Jmdone and an we were un under under Under der such a high tariff tal that even Secre Secretary Secrtar Secratary tary tar Taft Taf admitted admitcd the necessity of re revision revision revision vision This panic was Vag fo bad that thxtbanks thatbanks thatbanks banks felt it necessary necessar to do somethirfs somethirfsthat that they had never done before name namely namely namely ly arbitrarily arbltrrf limit lmi the amount amoun of ofmoney ormo ofmony money mo that at depositors deposior could coul draw drw on ontheir ontheir ontheir their own accounts ExSecretary ESe retar Shaw Shawsays Shawsas liavsays says that the stringency of 1907 was wasthe wasthe wasthe the severest the worH 1 has ever wit witnessed wtnessed tnessed nessed With Wih this panic fresh In his hismind hismind hhsmind mind is it I not strange that he should shouldargue shouldargue shouldargue argue that his election Is i nccorsay nctsa to toprevent toprevent toprevent prevent a panic panicThe panicThe panicThe The merest tyro knows now that the thethreat tilethreat thethreat threat of a panic is only a bunco game gamedesigned gamedesigned mc i designed to fool the people Into con continuing continuing tinuing tnulng the Republicans Republcans in pjwer and andthat anithat i ithat that the promise of or revision VjC On zHr ft elec election el ehection cton tion ton is nothing more than a prdmisa pr mls to torepeat torepeat torepeat repeat the partys past performances in inthe inthe inthe the tariff tarJf line lne In other othir words the Re Republicans HcpubUcans Republicans publicans expect the people to forget forgettheir forgettheir forgettheir their record and believe beleve they will wl aban abandon abandon abandon don the trusts trsts and beneficiaries benefcinrlc3 ot spe special sJe sJec sedat cial ll legislation lglSlaton upon upon whom they th depend dependfor lependfor for campaign camp lgn funds anJ an political politicalstrength poUtlcalstren politicalstrength strength stren strengthTHE th thTHE THE FINANCIAL SITUATION SITUATIONDuring SITUATIONDuring SlTUATiOJDuring During the week ek1ust 3ust closed the fin financial fn fnancial financlal ancial situation situaton in the country at large largeshowed largeIhowed largeshowed Ihowed showed an abundance of money Ini If ii sight sightfor sightfor sightfor for legitimate legitmate operations opertons but stock stockmarket stockmarket stockmarket market operations oprtons all al indicated Indicted a weak wek wekenlng weakening ening of faith faih In the immediate future futureand futureand and a a refusal rCusal on the part of the general generalpublic generl generlvublc generapublic public vublc to enter the market for large In Investment Investment investment I vestment operations opertons Part of the bear beastrength bearstrength i strength in Wal Wall street was due to ru rumors rumors rumors mors tha that the Rock Island Is1nd system systemmight systemmight systemmight might have difficulty difcul in financing financingheavy fnancIng fnancIngheavy financingheavy heavy obligations obl1gatons of one of its Is branch branchroads branchroads branchroads roads which become due in a few fewweeks fewweeks fewweeks weeks Aside Aide from that the lack of ofoutside ofoutside ofoutside outside support encouraged encourged the bears bearIn bearsIn In the face of call cal money available avaiable at atrates atrates atrates rates down to seveneighths of 1 per percent percent percent cent cent The cash reserve gained 7000000 7000000or 00000 00000or or 8000000 through treasury treasu opera operations oper operations tions tionsGeneral tons tonsGeneral tionsGeneral General business is isstlln lsstlll still in a cautious cautous cautousstate cautiousstate state though retailers retaiers are buying more morefreely morefreel morefreely freely freel than was anticipated antcipated some somemonths somem somemdnths months nths ago for fall and spring fpring trade trades tr eIn In manufacturing lines lnes the disposition dispositionto dispositon dispositonto to curtail curtai production producton to the needs ovisible oC oCvsible ofvisible i visible vsible demand is a factor In restrain restrainof retraInt retraIntor i or any an rapid improvement and earning earningreports earingreports earningreports reports of railroads ralroads show that opera operatlons operatons operations i tlons tons are planned with wih a view to con continucd contnued contlnued i tinucd tnued economy in even evel department departmentThe department The outlook outok for reemployment reerployment of the thiniany theman themany niany man many railroad rairoad employes now out owork oC oCwork ofwork work will wU depend altogether alogether upon the theextent theextent theextent extent of crop movements movement andthose andthosemen and those thosemen men who have depended upon railroad railroadconstruction riroad riroadconstructon railroadconstruction construction constructon for a livelihood lvelhood are likely Hkeljto lkely lkelyto to be dependent upon other means osupport oC oCsupport ofsupport support for some time to come comeIn comeIn comeIn In the west and particularly partcular in th thregion the therelon theregion region of which Salt Sal Lake is the finan financial fnan fnancial financlal cial center conditions conditons continue contnue excep exceptionally exceptonaly exceptionally tionally tonaly good goot much better beter than there therewas therewas therewas was reason to expect six months ago agoThe agoThe agoThe 0 The opening of new Irrigation Irigton enter enterprises enterprises enterprises rj prises the development of mining prop propertles propertes properties ertles ertes the promise of a still stl greater greategold geater geatergold greatergold gold production produCton In Nevada and contlgu contiguous contgu contguou ous ou states stt and an the promise of goo goocrops good goodcrps goodcrops crops crps In the agricultural agrlulturl regions all allforeshadow al allforeshadow foreshadow a continuance conlnuance ce of substan substantial substantal substantial tial tal prosperity prosperiy here In Salt Lake Lk City Citjthe Clt Cltthe Citythe the building buiding movement mOement continues contnues phe phenomenally phenomenaly phenomerially nomenally nomenaly active actve with wih an unabated de demand demand demand mand for all ni classes cases of buildings buidings store and residences At the same samtime sametme sametime time tme there is no loom oom spirit abroad property pro pert Is changing hands at rea reaonable figuresA fgures A number of handsome hanlsome i now under way and con contemplated contemplated contethpiated i templated for the immediate future a continuance contnuance of the general a of the city ciy and the pub works under the new bond Issue will willInsure wI willinsure ill illh illj illat Insure a continuance contnuance of the plan which making makln Salt Sal Lake Lke one of the beau beautiful beautful beautitul tiful tful places of the country cuntr as well wel as ot the most desirable desirble for for1e3Idence for1e3Idencer or residence residenceMeanwhile residenceMenwhile Meanwhile tinwhne It It may niaybe be observed bsere that tat at the spasmodic spamodic effort efort to stimulate stmulate a atiow ashow aihow show tiow of sudden returning returing prsperty prosperity in inhe Inthe Inthe the country countr at large JargeCor for political po1 politIcal calefect calefecthas effect effectas effecthas has as failed faied The nation Is still stl confront confronted confrnt confrnted ed with wih the necessity necessl for foreconomy economy for forare torcare forcare care In its larger financial fnancial operations operationsnd operto sand and nd for the retrenchment retenchment and nd penance pennce penncewhich na1ce na1cewhich which must always follow tolow a a period of ofpeculatlve atspeculative fspecuIate speculative specuIate inflation Infaton and wid wild extrava extravaance extrva extrvagance extravagance gance ganceOGDENS ganceOGDENS OGDENS GDENS WATERWORKS WATERWORKSWithout WATERWORKSIthout Without Ithout knowing the detalsneces detalsnecessar details neces necesary necessary sa ary sar to form exact judgment judgent on an im imortant important important pc portant proposition propositon The Herald be beeves leUeves behieves Ueves eves on general generl principles that the theeople thepeople thepeople people of Ogden ought to own theiron their theirivn theiroivn ivn waterworks waterork and to get them atthe attherst aCthefrst atthefirst frst first rst opportunity opportuniy The price asked may maye maybe maybe be large and the conditions conditons onerous onerousbut onerousbut but even then I If there Is no prospect prospectot jrospectof ot better beter terms ters the theea1 thed eal al ought to be bePresident beclosed beclosed closed while It ItmaJ may mayIn In a growing gowIng city such as Ogden Ogden tht thtprivate the therlvate theprivate private ownership of the water supply supplys sUrply sUrplyis is always attended atended with wih dissatisfaction dissatisfactionor dlsstsfacton dlsstsfactonror ror for or the people and owners alike alke No Nother Noother Noother other public publc service serIce comes so close cose to tohe tothe tothe the comfort and health healh of a community communitys as its water supply and none is so ab abolutely absolutely absolutely solutely essential essental to the prosperous prosperous prosperousgrowth prosprousgrowth growth of a city ciy as an adequate and andowpriced andlowprlce4 andlowpriced owpriced supply for domestic domestc and andmanufacturing andmanufacturing andmanufacturing manufacturing use useWhether useWether useWhether Whether Wether the present offer ofer to Ogden OgdenIs Is reasonable reaonable or npt nptand and that is for the thejeople thepeople thepeople people there to judge judgethey judgethey they can afford affordo aford afordto to pay an extravagant extavagant figure fgure If i need needbe needbe needbe be to insure tho control of their ther own ownservice ownservice service and insure Insur the people such ad advantge advantage vantage vantge as comes from the increased Increasedrevenue increasedrevenue revenue and value of a plant in a con constantly I Istant tantly increasing population center centerDOOSEVELT centrROOSEVELT stant populatoJ centt centtROOSEVELT DOOSEVELT ROOSEVELT BUTTED IN INhe INPresident INPresident President Roosevelt has definitely defniely de decided de decided dccided cided that the Republicans Republcns of New NewYork NewYork NewYoik York shall shal nominate Hughes for gov govrnor governor governor ernor and there Is no court of appeals appealsto to Intervene Intervene Whether Wether or not Mr MrHughes MrHughes MrHughes Hughes can be elected is another mat mater matter matter ter er Curses Cures long loud and deep will willgo wI wIgo tviilgo go up among the rank rnk and file fle but the theovernor thegovernor thegovernor governor overnor sill 1 ll probably be renominated renominatedand and the chance of his defeat taken the thetheory thetheor thetheory theory theor being that it Is necessary necessal in inorder Inorder inorder order to save the national natonal ticket tcket In the theEmpire theEmpire theEmpire Empire state stateFor stateFor stateFor For several days past the New York Yorkpapers Yorkpapers Yorkpapers papers have been carrying carring letters from fromgoodygoody fromte fromthe te the goodygoody goodgoodywlng wing of the Republi Republican Republ Republcan can party each eah and every ever one stating statingthat statng statngthat statingthat that if the governor Is turned down by bythe bythe bythe the state stte convention convento the writers Tiers will willvote wl willvote vote the Democratic Democratc ticket tcket state and andnational andnatonal andnational national natonal Just why these tese people who whofor whoaGo whoac aGo ac for Taft Taf as a well el as Hughes should shouldmake shouldmake shouldmake make such threats treats cannot be explained explainedIf explainedI If I the other fellows telows feel that way about aboutit abouti it i the Is going to be whip whipsawed whipsawed whipsawed sawed in November NovemberAgreeing NovemberAgreeing NovemberAgreeing Agreeing that it is the good people peoplewho peoplewho peoplewho who want Hughes and the bad ones oneswho oneswho oneswho who are against aginst him we fal fail to see seewhat se sewhat seewhat what is to be gained gIned by forcing him on onthe onthe onthe the ticket tcket The rascally rascaly Republicans RepublicansIn RepubUens RepubUensIn In New York outnumber the nice clean cleanones cleanones cean ceanones ones by a large majority majorty and if they theyump the thejump theyjUmp jump ump the fence a long farewell farewel to Taft TaftThey TaCtThey TaftThey They certainly Crtlnly will wl be In the mood to tobolt tobol tobolt bolt bol after afer having the man for whom whomthey whomthey whomthey they have the most Intense hatred hatredrammed hatredrammed hatredrammed rammed down dow their throats by the pres president presIdent president ident Ident who does not seem to be able abl to tokeep tokeep tokeep keep his fingers fngers out of the pie pieThe pieThe 1e 1eThe The situation siuaton In New York will 1 be bewatched bewatched bewatched watched with great Interest from now nowuntil nowunU nowuntil until unU election electionPROPHET electon electionA i iA A PROPHET TRANSLATED TRANSLATEDProphet TRANSLATEDProphet Prophet Crowdy who caused sev several several eral hundred Washington Philadelphia Philadelphiaand Phiadelphia Phiadelphiaand and Baltimore Baltmore negroes negos to forsake their theirold theirld theirold old ld religion relgion and follow folow him Is dead deadleaving deadleaving deadleaving leaving the Church of God and Saints Saintsof of Christ In a bad tangle Crowdy was wasoriginally wasoriginaly wasoriginally originally originaly a cook and one day da whiie whiieamong w1ieamong I Iamong among his pans pans and kettles kettes in a small smallwestern smal smallwestern II IIn western place a vision came eme to Him Himand Jihnand himand and he was wa told to go into a great Jreat city cityand ci cityand and establish establsh a church He obeyed obeyedthe obeedthe the summons and the Footwashers Footwasherssoon soon gained prominence In colored cloted cir circles cirdes cr crcles cles as a result resultThe resul resultThe The woman followers fo1oersoC of the pro prophet prophet prophet phet were given the highsounding highsoundingtitle title tte of Daughters of Jerusalem and andpolyandry andpolyandry andpolyandry polyandry as well wel as a polygamy polgam was waspracticed wasprtced waspracticed practiced prtced Just before he died the theprophet theprophet prophet issued an edict commanding commandingi the heads of families amles to return retur to their theirlawfully theirlawCuly theirlawfully lawfully lawCuly wedded wed ed wives and set the thegood thegood good example himself himsel leaving seerl seerlpro several severali pro tern ter wives and numerous progeny progenyto to shift for themselves themselvesThis This church under the new dispensa dispensation dispensaton tion ton has some remarkable ideas If I a amarried amarrIed amarried married woman becomes bcomes a member memberand memberand memberand and her husband refuses to follow folow her hershe hersh hershe she sh Is entitled entted to choose a new hus husband husband husband band In the congregation congregaton It I happened happenedin in numerous cases that the women womenjoined womenjoined omen omenjoined joined the new sect for the purpose of ofobtaininc otobtlnln ofobtaining obtaining obtlnln a 3 change of partners partnersIt partnersI It I Is said the edict of the late lateprophet lateprophet lateprophet prophet concernlng conc rnlng the th marrjage marIlage re relation relaUon relation lation laUon has not been followed folowed to any an anconsiderble anyconsiderable considerable considerble extent and that the first frst frstact firstact act of the new ne head of the church churchwill churchwl churchwill will wl be to issue an order restoring res orln po polygamy polygam polygamy 3n 3 lygamy This Is thought to be certain certin certina certainas as a the brother who wh whoIs is most likely lkely to be bechosen bechosen JC JCid chosen has lately acquired a young and andcomely andcorel andcomely id idof comely corel wife ife in addition additon to the ones of ofmaturer oCmaturer ofmaturer ofIn maturer years and less prepossessing prepossessingappearance preposses prepossessingappearance lng lngappearnce appearance appearnce already on hand handThe handThe bandThe The most remarkable thing lng of allin allinconnection aUnconnecton all inconnection In Inid connection connecton with wih this Church of God and andSaints andS andSaints id idse Saints lnts of Christ is the fact that these thesepractices thes thespractces thesepractices se practices practces were carried carIed on onJn in the Dis District District Dlstrict 3 trict of Columbia Columbia under the very eye eyeof eyeoC eyeof of the national natonal government and there therewas therewas therewas re rele was no ro outcry outcr outcrThe outcryThe The monetary monetal commission and the thewaterways thewateraysand thewaterways le leIB len waterways wateraysand and forestry forestr commission commissionhaving Commissionhaving CommisIonhaving having had their little lte junket at thepublc the thepublic thepublic IB IBid public publc expense exp nse have ceased making a apretense a apretense apretense pretense of studying conditions conditons abroad abroadand abrad abradand abroadand id idIn and have scattered scatered over Europe in insearch I Isearch insearch Inie search of pleasure Senator Snoot SIcot one oneof oneof oneof ie ieie of the members mombel of theJastnamed the lastnamed com commission cornmission 1 1mission mission was compelled compel to forego the thepleasureof thepleasure ie ieI pleasureof pleasure ot a few weeks week on the conti cont contiI I I I neat nent and ad sailed sled for home Being 1enga a po political poltcl poUtica Utica ltcl boss bss hasits has Is Its disadvantages disadvataes at attimes attimes times timesPresident tmes tmesPresident timesPresident President Roosevelt Roos velt is trying tring to tocounteract tcounteract tocounteract counteract the effect efe of Senator La LaFollettes LaFollettes Follettes Fo1etes speeches speches by writing wring letters lettersThe leter lettersThe Tl The colleagues coleages of the Wisconsin man mansqueal manqueal mansqueal squeal like lke stuck pigs every ever time tme the therecord therecord therecord re rere record of the last lat session of ofcongrss congress is isread isread Isread re rees read to the home folks tolk Burkett Burket congss of otNebraska ofNebraska Nebraska Is the latest victim of La LaFollettes LaFollettei Follettes Folettes activity actvity In dragging the Re Republican Republca Republicari publican publca senators Into the limelight limelightand lmelght lmelghtand and the president presidet files fes to the rescue rescueNo rescueNo rescueNo No go this ts year yearThe yearThe yearThe The Republican Republcan party sinned away its itsday Is Isday Itsday day of grace gce in the te matter mater of tariff trf re revision revision revision vision As the Is dead and andthe andthe andthe th the stench arising from the corpse corse Is Isexceedingly Isexceedingly Isexceedingly es exceedingly offensive ofensive no time tme should shouldbe be lost in arranging the funeral funeral Few Fewand Fewand Fewand and short are the prayers pryers that will wf Ill be besaid besaid besaid said when the interment takes tkes place placeNov placNov placeNov Nov 3 No flowers flowersThe fowers fowersThene flowersThe The Thene next conference In Cache county countyought countyought countyought ought to be decidedly interesting Interestng in incase Incase Incase case President Orson Smith Smih becomes becomesproficient becomesprofCent becomesproficient pl proficient profCent with wit the gloves glovesBOY glovesBOY glovesBOY BOY GRADES THE CLERGY CLERGYWashington CL CLERGYWashInton RGY RGYWashnston Washington Washnston Star StarBishop StarBishop StarBishop Bishop Potter Poter at an ecclesiastical ecclesiatcal din dinner dinner dinncr ner in New York York read a Cooperstown Cooperstownschool Cooperstownschool school boys essay esay on Clergymen Clergmen The Theessay Theessay Theessay essay which created much amusement amusementwas was as a follows followsThere fo1ows fo1owsThere followsThere There are 3 kinds kind of clergymen clergen Bish Bishups Blshups Bishups ups recters recter and ad curats curt The btehups buhups tells tellsthe tels telsthe tellsthe th the recters recter to work wQk and the te curats curat have haveto to do It A curat CUr Is a thin married maried man manbut mn mnbut manbut but when he Is a I recter he gets get fuller fuler and andcan andcnn andcan ca can preach longer sermons and ad becums a agood agood gc good man THE MOUNTAIN MOUNTAINEdwin Edwin Markham in Nautilus NautilusEach Nautus NautusEach NautilusEach Each builds his world forever dark or bright brightAnd brightAndslt brightAndsits And Andslt Andsits sits within wihin his separate separte universe The shepherd sees In this green mountain mountaintop top Place 1lace where his sheep may ma wander wader and andSTOW andgow andgrow STOW gow fat fatWhat fat fatWhat What to the drover Is the lllied pool A hollow for his swine to wallow In Gold hunters find upon this rocky peak Nothing but ledges for their ringing picks picksBut picksBut picksBut But to the poet all this soarng soaring rngng height Smokes with the footsteps footteps of the passing pasing Goo God GodTHE I THE MERRY WIDOW WIDOWPhiladelphia WIDOWPhladclphla WIDOWPhiladelphia Philadelphia Phladclphla Record RecordRudyard RecordRudyard RecordRudyard Rudyard Kipling Kiplng told this story about Simla SimlaSimla SlmlaSlmla SimlaSlmla Slmla Is up In the mountains mountinsthe mountainsthe the hills hillsas his hisas as they say In India Indiaand and the ladles gi go there th re In the hot weather to escape the heat or the low country countl Well el Kipling Kiplng said sad that one lovely cool cool morning moring at Simla he was wa presented to a grass gras widow They The call caJ those la dies grass grss widows whose husbands are detained by work in the hot cities cites of theplains the theplains theplains plains plainsShe plainsShe plainsShe She was wa awfully awful pretty pret and charming charmingand charmingandas charmingandas and andas as they talked together tog ther in the pleas pleasant pleasant pleasant ant coolness Kipling Kiplng said saidI I suppose you cant help thinking cf cfyour Gtyour cfyour your low poor husband husbad 1 grilling gUlng down dow be below below below lowThe The lady lad gave him a strange look and andhe ad adh andhe he widow learned afterward aterward that she was a real realwidow realwidow realwidow A WAITERLESS CAFE CAFENew CAFENew New York Herald HeraldAfter HeraldAfter HeraldAfter After the horseless carriage the play playerless playerless playerless erless piano and all al the other less things thingsthat thingsthat thingsthat that modern Invention Inventon has ha devised devLed New NewYork NewYork NewYork York is to have a waiterless waleres restaurant restaurantand restaurant and of all al places in the world It is to tobe tobe tobe be on the site sie of the old Saranac Saraac hotel hotelon on Broadway near Fortysecond street streetJohn street streetJohn John hn Murray backed by a syndicate syndicateof of wealthy kealhy tobacco manufacturers has hasobtained hasobtaine hasobtained obtained obtaine a twentyone twetne years year lease leae of the thebuilding thebuidIng thebuilding building unique uniqueIn buidIng and his ls plans are elaborate and andunique andunique andunique In the new restaurant retaurnt all al one will wI have haveto havetod to tod do will wl be to give the order upon en entering1 enterln entering tering1 terln Then the most intimate Intmate and con confidential confdent confldenti fidential fdent 1 conversations convratons may be pursued pursuedwith purued puruedlh pursuedwith with lh Immunity from frop the eager ears ear of oftho ofthe ofthe the servitors serior for at the tle end of each eachcourse eachcourse eachcourse course all al one will wi have to do will wi be to topress topress topressa press pressa a button buttonThen buton butonThen buttonThen Then In Arabian Knights KnIght fashion the thecenter thecenter thecenter center of the table will wi sink through the thefloor th thfoor thefloor floor foor Into the serving room beneath and andpresently andpresent andpresently presently present will wU rise again with the new newdishes newdIshes newdishes dishes The table has been patented by Mr Murray Mura who has just just returned return from frorrEurope fromEurope fromEurope Europe where he searched for Ideas and andthe andthe andthe the plan will wI be made practicable practcable by hav having havIng haying ing the kitchen next to the top floor but bulconnected butconnected butconnected connected with the serving rooms on all allthe al allthe the other floors foor by means of a dumb wait waiter walterlystem er erlystem system operated by compressed compresed air airHE airHE HE WAS ACCEPTED ACCEPTEDPickMeUp SCCEPTEDPickMeUp PIckMeUp PIckMeUpHe He was a comic writer wrIer and asked her herto herto herto to be his wife He proposed as seriously seriouslyas as a humorist could and she laughed laughedHe laughed He looked blue Then she smiled smied and andsaid andsalJ andsaid said saidThat That is a capital capial joke jokeWhats jokeWhats jokeWhats Whats a Joke he asked In surprise surpriseYour surpriseYour surpriseYour Your latest Shall you ou have it itprinted Itprinted itprinted printed printedThat printedThat printedThat That was no joke I meant It ItYou ItYou itYou You did Why hY you OU have written rlten so somuch somuch somuch much in ridicule of love courtship and andmarrlase ad admarriage andmarriage marriage marrlaseWell marriage marriageWellereryesbut Well Wellereryebut WellereryebutI Wellereryesbut WellereryesbutI er er yes but butI I should never suit you yo I writs wrte post postscripts postscript postscripts scripts script stop before the mirror am slow slowIn In dressing dresing for church admire a anew anewhat new newhat newhat hat sometimes sometmcs want a new dress and andBut andBut andBut But my dear Angelina Angelna I should never neverobject neverobject neverobject object to toYou to toYou You have always said that happiness happinessends happinessends ends with wih marriage mariage and I have a mother motherwho motherho motherwho who ho would woull want to visit me and andWhy andVh andVhy Why Vh I IAnd 1And IAnd And I have my animosities a and ma malook may look round In church and you would find findsuch findsuch fnd fndsuch such a lot of things to write wrie about aboutMy about aboutMy My precious I would only onl write about abouother aboutother aboutother other people then the neighbors the theThose the theThose Those horned horlel Misses Snlffleton SnlffletonThats Bnltfeton BnltfetonThatsa SniffletonThats Thats a fact factAnd fact factAnd And the stuckup folks over the way Most certainly cetalnly cetalnlyEnough certainlyEnough Enough I am yours yoursTHE yoursTHE our ourTHE THE CAPTAIN CONFUSED THEM THEMBuffalo THEMBufalo THEMBuffalo Buffalo Bufalo Enquirer EnquirerDiscussing EnquirerDiscussing EnquirerDiscussing Discussing the spring rush rsh to Europe Stuart McDonald the naval officer otcer ocustoms of ofcustoms ofcustoms customs in Baltimore Baltmore said the other day da daDuring During the last spring rush a friend omine oC oCm1ne ofmine mine a shy young man had an adventure adventureMy adcnturel My friend frend the first night out piaytc piaytcbridge pla playixibridge bridge brlge in the smoking room rom till tlabout about 11 11then 11then 11then then tools to a a nightcap nlfhtcap and retired retred But a afew 1 a afew i few minutes later he rushed back pale an anworried and andworrled andworried worried worriedPurser worrled worrledPurser Purser he said saidthe the purser had been beenone beenone beenone one of the bridge brld players playerstheres playerstheres theres a lady In my cabin Youve put me In with a alady a alady alady lady ladyRats Rats Rts said the purser We don donmake donmake dont dontmake make errors like lke that on this hlp shipAnd hlpAnd hlpAnd And he got out his passenger pasenger list listYou 18t listYou You share your our cabin with wih a a Captain CaptainMaybury CaptainMaybury CaptaInMaybury Maybury he said Go back and ad youll youllNothing youl youllNothing Nothing can persuade me the other otheInterrupted otherInterupted otherinterrupted Interrupted Interupted to go back to that room roomThen roomThEn 4 Then ThEn Ill IJ go said the thepurer thepurerAnd purser purserAnd purserSAnd And he did But he soon loon returned returnedsmiling returnedsming returnedsmiling smiling sming and perplexed perplexedThere perplexedThere perplexedThere There Is a lady in there he said rput Il I Ii Iiput put you somewhere else for the night nightCome nIght nightCome Come Jou and see me the first trst thing In th thmorning the themorning themorning morning morning and well weUlook look Into this thisWell this thisWell Well ei the next morning my friend frlencought frend frendCoulht friendsOught sOught Coulht out the purser purer and the purser pursesought pursersought pursersought sought out the state 81te room steward stewardI stewardIont I dont understand it said the stew steward steward steward ard Captain Captln Mayburys Mayburs the gentleman gentlemarassigned gentema gentlemanassigned assigned asiged to that there room Heres Hereo ai aiunlocked an anunloclced anunlocked unlocked portmanteau of his Suppose Supposewe we open It ItThey ItTeY itThey They TeY opened opfne It I and their eyes fell fel on onlace a al abke lace ce petticoat petcat a corset corsetnndhalrhls corsetnndhalrhlsBy corsetandhalrp1ns corsetandhalrp1nsBy and hairpins hairpinsBy By jingo said ldthe the purser pursr as a he too tooup took tookup tookup up a book bok that that lay beneath the thenetfcoat thenetfcoatI pettfcoat pettfcoatI I see it all al now She sent In her name nai a aCaptain as asCaptain asCaptain Captain Maybury llabl but she never said sad sh she sheVU shewas was VU In I 1nthe the te Salvation SlvaUon Army Am Arm7I I I Rival Devils Create Sensation SensationBY Ii IiBY BY FRANKLIN FYLES New York Aug 21 21Frz 21Frthiz Franz Molnar Yolnarsurrised Molnarsurprised 1olnarSurprised surprised surrised Vienna greatly with The grety wih Devil Devi because be6se he had no fame and who could expect Mephistophelean couf epect ftc tion from fc him that that would more than cast cat a dim shadow in the brilliance brilance of Goethes Faust His play has ha been acted in most of the European Europea coun tries with th eminent actors actor for its Is Sa tan As there is no reciprocity reclproclyot of copyright between Austria and the United Unied States Molnar could not pro tect his work in this country He sold his Is practically valueless sanction prctcaly sncton to toolonel Colonel Henry Savage to use the thematerial U1ematerial thematerial material which Savage tested down downast east in July Jul and dated a New York In Inroduotion roduotion for mid September Harrl Harrlon Harr Harrison son on Grey Fiske sent a cast cat of eight eightarsons eightpersons eightpersons persons to Tarrytown Tar1town the te Sleepy Hol Holow low ow of Washington Irving I ng a month monthgo ago go to rehearse the principal roles rolesold told them that their Jobs woud come comeo to naught if they th blabbed a word of ofvhat ofwhat ofwhat what they tey were at and so got ready to advertise advertse last Monday londay morning that thate he would produce the play at one of David Belascos theatres on Tuesday evenIng That was the first frst news of oCthe ofthe the forestalling exploit Colotiel Coloel Sav Savge Savage Sayage age ge summoned his scattered scaterd company companyn i in haste hate by telegrams and announced announcedn In the Monday afternoon aCernoon journals jourals that his is first frt Now Nev York performance toowould too toovould toowould would be given on Tuesday evening Those were ere the preliminariesto prelminares to a duel duelnd dueland dueland and nd dual ual presentation presentaton of The Devil Deviliy Devi Devilby by iy Fiske In alliance with wih Belasco and andiy andby andby by iy Savage in association associaton with wih the theClaw theKlaw theKiaw Claw Erlanger syndicate sndlcatc I dont dontlabble donfdabble dontdabble dabble often oten in the business of the theirama thedrma thedrama drama drma but in this case the row Is so soleculiar sopecularas sopeculiar peculiar pecularas as to be interesting interestingThe Jnt reSUng reSUngThe The nierit Jert of The Devil Devi Js a matter matterf mater materoC matterof oC literature lerature and dramatic drmatc art at though thoughnd thoughand thoughand and nd at this Wednesday morning moring writ wrltng writIng writing Ing ng I cant assure you that it will wi be beppreclated beappreciated beappreciated appreciated by other American Amercan audi audinces audlences audiences ences than its is initial Inital two as a it ought oughtto to be and probably will wi The small smalloubt smal smalldoubt doubt arises from the coldly unsympa unsympahetlc unsypa unsypaUletc unsympatletIc hetlc Uletc nature of its characters charcter The TheDevil TheDevi TheDevil Devil Devi is not much more prone to devil devilry devi deviltry tr try ry than those he tempts tempt along in invii Inevi Inevil evi evil vii courses An artist artst and his friends friendsvife frlendswife friendswife wife are lovers vers but they have done no nowrong nowrong nowrong wrong and she for the sake of moral moralafety morl morlsaret moralsafety safety saret has promoted wedlock for him himwith himwih himwith with wih a good girl Those facts are dis disclosed disclosed disclosed closed in his studio by his dismissal dismissalf or his ht fond girl model The wife wIe Is Isthere Istere Isthere there tere to sit for her portrait portrit A big bigcarved bigcarved bigcarved carved chair is placed with Its Is back backowards backtowards backtowards towards us for her to pose In and be beilnd behind behind hind it I is a screen not unlike unlke a reredos reredosIn In a I Roman Catholic Catholc or Protestant ProtestantEpiscopal ProtestantEpiscopal ProtestantEpicopa1 Episcopal church Up from frm this sanc sancumklnd sanctumkind sancturnkind umklnd of a construction constructon the Devil Devilrises Devi Devilrises rises He is vaguely vagely Mephistophelean Mephistopheleann In aspect aspe though without wlhQut horns hoofs hoofsor or tall protruding from under his hisclothes hisclothes hisclothes clothes of modern cut cu However he henstantiy heInstnty heinstantly instantly Instnty gets to work ork demoniacally demoniacallyMore demonlacal More than the briefest summary of ofvhat otwhat ofwhat what he does wouldnt hold your at atention attenton attention ention tenton in print although alhough in stage ac acion acton action ion ton you his gleeful deviltry devitry might engross engrossyou engoss engossyou engrossyou 4 4The The intelectuality Intelecualy of The Devil Devi its itssubtle Is Issubte itssubtle 3 subtle subte allegory alegol its Is moral morl purpose lies liesn les lesIn liesin 5 In the fact that this tangible tngible potent potentsardonic potentsardonic potentsardonic sardonic master from hades haes might be beregarded bergarded beregarded regarded rgarded as a invisible to the persons he hetempts hetempts hetempts tempts and ad the sophistries with which whichhe he leads them astray astry might be taken takenfor takenfor takenfor for the voices of their own unholy ten tendencies tendencies tendencies dencies He argues and disputes with withthe wih wihthe withthe the others frustrates their virtuous virtuousmotives virtuousmotves virtuousmotives motives motves furthers their vicious desires desiresand desiresand desiresand and as a finally fnaly of satanic Influence Influencehe Infuence Infuencethe the artist artst takes the wife away from fromler fromher her ler husband dishonors dishonor his affianced affiancedsride afance affiancedbride bride and devotes deote to infamy his loving lovingnodei lovingmodel lovingmodel model And all of otlt it is but the Devils Devilssingle Devls Devlssingle Devilssingle single days amusement amusement When his hisruination hisruinaton hisruination ruination ruinaton of four persons Is complete completehe he comes forward forard to the tt footlights footlightseers footghts footghtsleers leers eers at the audience jerks his thumb thumbback thumbback thumbback back at hIs victims vitms and says jovially joviallyWell jovlal joviahlyVell Well Wei why not notEdwin notEdwin notEdwin Edwin Stevens is Savages Devil Devi and andGeorge andGeorge andGeorge George Arliss is Fiskes If I Henry Ir Irving Irving Irving ving were alive alve he could place this thisamong thisamong thisamong among the best in his gallery galery of por portrayals portraals portrayals trayals Stevens had racketed rcketed sleep sleeplessly sleeplessly sleepiessly lessly by rail to get here from Nova NovaScotia NovaScota NovaScotia Scotia Scota Just In time tme for the perform performance perorm perormance ance and was said to be exhausted exhaustedhis his comrades comrdes were unready and anddoubt nO nOdoubt nddoubt doubt many man helpful details detais were left leftout lef leftout out that will wi be put In Comparison Comparisontherefore Comparson Comparsontherefore Comparisontherefore therefore would be unfair The unfar oppo opposition oppositon opposition sition siton was all al ready I noted but one oneweakness onewe oneweakness weakness we kness and that was in a scene at a aball abal aball ball bal where the movement and chatter chatterof chater chateror of minor guests gest didnt show the care careful carerul careful ful control seen in Fiske productions productionsand and I wondered why wh until unt I heard that thatthese thatthese thatthese these supernumeraries suprnumerries had rehearsed rehearsedonly reheared rehearedonly rehearsedonly only once with the principals prncipals as for forfear forfear forfear fear they the might might reveal the secresy of ofthe ofthe ofthe the preparations preparatons they hadnt been beentaken beentaken beentaken taken to Tarntown Tarrtown but had been pre prepared pr prepared pared in town as they thought for forsome Torsome or orsome some play In which Mrs Fiske would wouldappear wouldappear wouldappear appear As to Arliss Arlss he was loaded loadedright loadedright loadedright right to hit hi a mark high up He was wasweird wa wasweird weird In his wickedness a thing of ofdiabolism ordiabolsm ofdiabolism diabolism diabolsm separate separte and apart from his hisvictims hii hi hivictims victims vIctms never quite quie with wih them always alwaysback alwaysback alwaysback back of them evil for the mere sake ol olhellishness or orhelshness ofhellishness if ifle hellishness helshness a creation creaton to be admired admiredby by people of critical critcal taste but what whatwill whatwi whatvih1 will wi the multitude multtude think of it itA I IA itA A woman in The Man From Home Homesays Homesays Homesays says to the hero whenever lie vexes vexesher vexesher vexesher her with lowvoiced lowolce repartee Dont Dontmumble Dontmumble Dontmumble mumble your words It I is such a acatch acatch acatch catch frase frseas as dramatists drmatsts used use to think thinkessential thinkessental thinkessential essential essental but of late have discarded discardedand discardedand and on the opening night in New York Yorkit it didnt count co nt for laughter until unt it itwas I itwas was spoken by some one in the audi audience audience audience ence That was when William Wiiam Hodge Hodgethe Hodgethe Hodgethe the mumbler was called caled out to say saysomething sy sysomething saysomething something for hjmself hmself Real or mock mockmodesty mockmodesty mockmodesty modesty made him hl inaudible Don Donmumble Dont Dontmumble mumble your our words came cme loud anc ancclear and andcear andclear clear from away back in the parquet parquetHodge parquetHodge parquetHodge cear Hodge tried to laugh with wih the people peopleyet peopleyet peopleyet yet yet when they listened lstened again he heraised heralfed heraised le lein raised ralfed his voice to say Thank you youand youand youand and so I cant tell tel you whether he hementioned hementoned hementioned mentioned mentoned Booth Tarkington This Thisactor Thisactor Thisactor actor and this author ought to fee feeven teelvel feelvery very vel much obliged oblged to each eh other The Theplay Thepia Theplay play pia has another author Hairy Leon LeonWilson Lon LonWison LeonWilson Wilson Wison but I take tke it that he formulat formulated ed It I and wrote vrte most of its Is straight straightaway strlght strlghtawa straightaway away awa matter mater while whie the Indiana novel novel1st novelist novel1st 1st provided provied the colloquial wit and Tiu Tiumor 1mmor humar mor for the man mentioned mentoned in th thtitle tilt thttte tilttitle title tte as from frm home A whole long longseason longseason longseason season In Chicago Chicgo had left no doubt othe oC oCthe ofthe the popularity populariy of this1 thiS th1 comedy comey so soturn I Itur Iturn turn tur to the task of apportioning apportonlng the thimerits themerits themerits merits meritsSuretY meritsSurely if ifSurely Surely SuretY there is nothing to brag brg of in inthe Inthe inthe the plan and scope of The Man From FromHome FromHome FromHome Home Its brash brah American abroad abroadwho abroadwho abroadwho who Insults aristocrats ltfstocrats without witout get getting gettng getting ting tng a kick or a cuff cuf has ha multiplied multipliedhimself mUltpled mUltpledhlmselt multipliedhimself a himself since Jefferson fersot was Asa As Tren Trenchard Trenchard Trenchard chard In Our American Amercan Cousin Cousinalong Cousinalong Cousinalong along with wih A Sothern Sother Soth rn as a Lord Lr Dun Dundrean Dundrea Dundreary dreary drea Crane Crne Raymond and Good Goodwin Goodwin Goodwin win have exploited him and he i iR eve ever ver vertavorlewlh 0 favoritewith tavorlewlh his countren countrymen In Inthis Inthis Inthis this example exapleoC of the familiar amia misrepre misrepresentatlve mlsrepr misrepresentatlve sentatlve sentatve of Americanism Ameriaism he Is I i iyoung a ayoung ayoung young lawyer of Kokomo and hcrosses he hecose hecrosses crosses cose the Atlantic Atantc to look after aCer an anf in Indiana heiress over oerhom whom he Is a aguardian aguardian guardian and nd who wishes to tobu buy a atitled atted atitled titled tted English Englsh husband husbaidfh with a settle stle stlement settlement ment of lhteequater threequarters of a million miion miionThe millionThe The lawyer ascertains that the family famiy famiysh familyshe she sh would pay such a a price to marry marryInto marryInto into woqd is not only beggarly but criminal rlmlnaland and he saves 5es her he from its Is son to be a awIfe awife wife to himself hlmselrAI All that is stale stuff stuf stuffbut but there is a Jolly joly freshenlnng tr of it by byBooth byBooth Booth Tarkington with wih funny lines lnes and andWilam andWilliam William Wilam Hodge with wih a a droll drol utterance uternce uternceot utteranceof of them Maybe laybyou you saw saw Hodge as the thelay thelazy lazy lay old bummer In Mrs Mr Wlggs Wigg of the theCabbage theCabbage Cabbage Patch boisterous ana an andrunken ana anadrunken drunken His personation or this Indl Indlana Prsonaton tadS ana lawyer is not like Uce that but ut in Inquiet inquiet quiet drollery droler resembles resmbles his rustics rustcs In InSky InSky Sky Farm and Sag Harbor Na Nture Nature ture has made him a long Itng lank fel fellow fellow tellow low with wih a country countr twang that he hecant hecant Scant cant help and a better btercholce choice for the thegood thegood thegood good of the play couldnt have been beenmade leen leenmade beenmade made Yet his last prevfeis starring starringventure starringventure starringventure venture was a flat fat failure talure with wih a a farce farceof tarceot of his own writing wrtng So I will wi conclude concludethat concludethat concludethat that the Jocular success succe8 of The Man ManFrom ManFrom an anFom From Fom Home is Is due equally equaly to Tark Tarkington TarkIn Tarkington ington In ton and Hodge HodgeIt HodgeI It I was a mistake to promise prmise a fort fortnight fortnight fortnight night ago that I would write wrte no more morehis morethis morethis this summer summer about Salomes I might mightave mlchthave mighthave have ave known that one or another of the theanclng thedancng thedancing dancing dancng women would be so singular singularlat sInglar sInglarthat singularthat that lat an account would be compulsory compulsonWell compulsol Well Wel two do it this tis week weekne one anony anonymously anonymously anonymously mously and one ridiculously Egypt Egyptloglsts Egpt Egptologists Egyptologists ologists believe beleve that an ancient dance dancef or the seven veils veis was the one with withhlch wih wihwhich withwhich which hlch Salome bewitched bewiched her stepfather stepfathernd ste ra1her ra1herand and nd got St John John beheaded for Tier Tiermother hermother er ermother mother Oscar Wilde Wide accepted acepted that as asuthoritatlve asauthortatve asauthoritative authoritative authortatve when lhen he wrote rote his short shortlay shortplay shortplay play of Salome afterward arerard utilized utilizedas utlzed utlzeda as a the libretto lbreto for the opera oper which the therustees thetrstees thetrustees trustees trstees of the Metropolitan Metropoltan decide decidehall decideshall clde cldeshal hall shal not be repeated repated on their stage stageut stagebut stagebut but ut which Is to be given next winter winterat at the Manhattan fanhatan with wih Mary Garden Gardenshe Gardena Gardenas a as she says In a costume that bothers botherser bothersher bothersher her er Jeweler more than her dressmaker dressmakerTo drsmaker drsmakerTo To be historically hIstoricaly correct corect though she shehould sheshould sheshould should be wrapped wrvpe In In seven veils els and andot andnot andnot not ot a scrap scrp else As the original orginal girl girlf girlOf girlof Of the Herod exploit posed and gyrated gyratedhe she unwound and cast oft of one after afteranother afer aferanother afteranother another of these strips strlIs of gauze guze until untilho unti untilshe she ho delivered delvered herself hersel nude to the old oldvretch oldwretch oldwretch wretch Julia ula Marlowe when she shelayed sheplayed sheplayed played with wit Sothern Sother in John the theBaptist theBaptst theBaptist Baptist Baptst did all al that thatexcept except In the one onearticular onepartcular oneparticular particular partcular After Afer tossing away the theInal thefnal thefinal final fnal veil vei she was atilj sUi stfl draped drped In white whiterom whitefrom whitefrom from rom neck to heels but Julia ulo is an anartist anarist anartist artist arist and as a she threw herself flat fat be beore berore before fore ore Herod a a mantle mante was spread quick quickly ly over her by Herodlas HErodlas and the needed neededramatic neededdramatc neededdramatic dramatic dramatc effect efect wxs wrought startling startlingly strUnc strUncly ly without wihout the smallest smalest sacrifice sacrltce of ofwomanliness otwomanlness womanliness womanlness by the actress actressA jjc jjcA A hundred Salomes and no less are aredancing aredancing aredancing dancing now in New York if we add to toBroadways toBroadways toBroadways Broadways eight all that are in vaude vaudellle vaudevie vaudeville vie ville llle burlesque live lve interpolations Interlatons In Inmoving Inmoving inmoving moving picture pictur shows and even the theingle thesingle thesingle single dime museum that is left to us usrom usfrom usfrom from rom the past Only one of all these tese teseso theseso so far as I have seen or heard gives givesthe the dance of the seven veils The Theexception Theecepton Theexception exception ecepton is billed bied at a a Brighton Beach Beachheatre Beachtheatre Beachtheatre theatre Who Am I Two as sum summers summers summers mers ago the Red Domino made her herself herselC herself self a notoriety in a roof roC garden grden by byreserving breserIng byreserving reserving reserIng her face from frm the exposure exposureof of herself A guess gess was wa that her cov covred covered coyered ered visage visge was old and ugly ugl but the theater thelater thelater later removal of the mask originally originallyntended orJglnaly orJglnalyIntende originallyIntended Intended Intende to shield bv I iqr sensitive sensitve eyes eyesfrom eyesCrom eyesfrom from the footlights footght glare and utilized utilizedas utlzed utlzedas as an advertizing device devie showed the thepretty theprety thepretty pretty prety Dalsle who became the premier premierof of the grand gnd opera oper ballet balet Time may maytell maytel maytell tell tel how it I is with wih Who Am I Her Herdea HerIdea HerIdea Idea Idea Is to make folks think she wishes wishesto Ishesto to conceal her Identity Identty In her sacrifices sacrificesof sacrifces sacrifcesof of modesty to art ar She Is a a slender slenderithe slenderlthe slenderlithe lithe lthe expert pantomImist and she does doesnot doesnot doesnot not stop short of complete sincerity sinceritywith slncert slncertwih sinceritywith with wih the veils veis as Miss Marlowe did didUt didbut didbut but Ut upon the removal of the seventh seventhstands seventhstands stands stnds forth with wih nothing on save the themask themaskand themaskand mask maskand and a partial partal enclosure so skin skinIke sklnlke skinlike like lke in texture that it I Is hard had to detect detectthe detectthe detectthe the junctures of the bare arms ars and andegs andlegs andlegs legs egs with wih the trunk trnk that is really realy cov covered covered coyered ered but doesnt look so The dlscrim dlscrimnate discrimInate discrirnmate mate eyes of a woman man discerned the thetruth thetrth thetruth truth trth for me meDolt meDolt meDolt Dolt of a man that you are she shesaid shesaId shesaid said human hides perspire and tights tightsdont tghts tghtsdont tightsdont dont Now look again againNow againNow againNow Now for Eva Tanguay Tanga the Salome Salomethat Salomethat Salomethat 10 10to that Is funny funn Eva Is a new Barnum Barnumof Barum Barumot 10m of bluff bluf in the show business Able ble to toneither toneiher toneither tole neither neiher sing nor dance expertly she sheyet sheyet sheyet le leig yet has made more money mone by doing doingboth doIngboth doingboth ig igI ig1C both badly than any clever American Americanwithin Americanwithin Americanwithin ign within the past year Her sole qualifi qualification qualf qualification I cation caton to start with wih was a symmetrical symmetricalfigure symmetrcal symmetrcalfgure symmetricalfigure i figure fgure Her act began begn in long skirts skirtsshortened skirtsshortened skirtsshortened shortened them for her second song re removed removed renoved a moved the remnants remnant for the third and andthat andthat andthat 1C that process was particularly audacious audaciousbecause audaciousbecause audaciousbecause is 1Cis because it I hadnt the slightest slghtest excuse excuseIn excueIn 36 361C In the ballads balads She seems to have had hada 1C 1Cie a shrewd mind in the body which she shethus shethus shethus ie ier ietc thus put on exhibition exhibiton for while caper capering caperIng caperIng ing about the stage with wlh no grace gace and andyelling andyelng andyelling tc tce yelling yelng verses with wih no melody she be behaved behaved behaved haved so violently violenty as to suggest crazl crazlness crzi crziness craziness 1 1t ness and used rhymes declaring that thatthough thatthough thatthough though her voice was a freak to toshriek toshriek toshriek toto toe shriek and her dance was a chance chanceto chancetoprance to toprance prance she de deQed deed ed the managers manager to toget toget toget toto get along without wihout her the critics critcs to toabolish toabolsh toabolish tos tole abolish abolsh her and the audiences to dis dislike dislke dislike like lke her The uncritical uncritcal unsophisti unsophisticated unsophIst unsophisticated cated people peoplespeclalr peopleespecially especially the women womenwho womenwho womenwho who make up the audiences at the theaudiences theaudiences theaudiences le lea lete audiences at the dozeh highly respecta respectable respect a ble vaudeville audefe houses in New York dote doteon te ter teh tetie on her herThat herThat 2 2That That Is why Eva Tanguays Salome Salomcrowds Salomecrowds Salomecrowds crowds as big a theatre as we hav havsave havsae havesave save three and ad it Is said saldI I think truth truthfully trth trthfuly truthfully fully fuly too toothat toothat that even in midsummer she shegets sheget shegets tie gets get 1500 a week for In the whole wholprogram wholeprogrm wholeprogram 1 program progrm there is nothing else costly costlyand costi costlyand 1y and the only Incidental Incidentl expense is the thedoubled thedoubled thedoubled lie liein doubled orchestra orchestr which she insists on onto onto onto intie to play thcj th music that one of the theStrausses theStrusseswrote theStrausses tie tiea tieIn Strausses Strusseswrote wrote for Oscar Wldes Wldesopera Wilde Wildesopera Wildeopera opera After Afer she has ha given gven her usua usuafour uual uualtour usual usualfour a four songs ending with wih the one for th threfrain the thereCrln therefrain In Ini refrain reCrln of which she screeches I don doncare dont dontcare dontcare i Ine care In defiance defance of imaginary imagna ene enemies enemies enemies mies the lights lght are ar lowered lowere and ad on a awhite awhie awhite white whie screen is thrown thrwn the explanation explanationthat explanaton explanatonthat in inr inP inli that Salome has already alredy danced dnnced before beforHerod beforeHerod eCore eCoreHerod Herod to win the head of John ohnth the thCBap thCBaptist Bap Baptist Baptst tist tst While Vhle time tme is given for a perusal perusalthe perusalte li the te big orchestra orchestr plays softly softy am amwhen and andwhen andwhen when the stage stge Is reopened the gory gontrophy gor gorytrophy trophy trphy is seen on a pedestal pedestl ghastly ghastlywith ghaty ghatyWll ghastlywith lja lj ljei with Wll faint green geen light lght while whie Eva Sa Salome Salome Sahome a lome Tanguay stands stnds for a momen momenspotlighted moment momentsptfghte momentspotflghted spotlighted sptfghte on a raised rised space at th thback the theback theback back She seems to be absolutely naked nakeiexcept nakedexcept nakedexcept ei except between hips and knees knee but eit I Iisnt I it itIsnt isnt quite so for shells shEs too fleshy feshy tdenude to todenude todenude denude her torso and she solves th thproblem the theproblem theproblem problem by whienIng whitening her body with withtextile wih a atete atextile textile tete so snug that tat It looks like lke pow powdered powdered powdered dered skin as a her arms ams and legs are arereally ar arereally re reo rel ree rere really realy Thus she Is more like lke one othose oC oCthose ofthose those living statues that had their theirday theirday day in indecency Indecncy years ear ago than a re recrult recri recruit crult cri tothe to the present army ary of Salomes otSalomesTat SalomesThat SaiomesS That Tat far fa Eva is soberly impressive impressiveand re rei and an more statuesque sttuesque than tan nsuous nsuousI i I Then Immediately Imme lately she become runny runnyvery rn funnyvery very ver funny She runs down the atr atrway talr talrway ta1rway way two or three steps at a time tme yell in Ing that shes sorry sorl she danced yel St StJohns St StJohns Johns head hed off of and that her mamma mammaput mamU mammaput pi put her up to It It She races rces upstairs upstairsto upstar to and fro on the platform platQrm down again againto to the footlights footghts and across the te front frontof of the stage several severl times tmes All the spy spyglasses dP dPglasses spyglasses gl glasses are up to see how good Eva Evareally Eareal Evareally rt really real Is to her admirers That her feet feetare feetare feetare ai are bare and her legs as high as a the thewhirling thewhirlng thewhirling whirling whirlng drapery uncovers them is be beyond beyond beyond yond any question queston but the conclusion conclusionthat tl that her torso Is deceptive deceptve is slower slowerfor slowerror 1 1for for the makebelieve makebeleve is misleading mlsledln mlsledlndown a down to particulars which patcular I cant speci specify specify spedfy f3 fy The music gets ts wild and Evas Evasremorse Evasremore Evasremorse remorse remore becomes frantic frntc but there Is Ison Isa isan on a art in pantomime which she doesnt doesntnow know now and by the time tme she swoons fiat fiatnd fat fatand flatand and nd limp lmp before the Baptists Bapt ts head I half halfxpect halfexpect halfexpect expect her to break brek out with wih I don dont dontcare dontcare tare care in reply rp to my critical critcal condemna condemnation condemnaton ton tion on The general generl assemblage asemblage though thoughs Is in a a state stte of rapturous delight delght and andtie nm nmshe anshe she tie seems to be too for In coming out outor outfor outfol for fol or nine recalls reals she stands in the strong strongmellght strong limelight Ihrelght bowing smiling smfng and tossing tossingft tossln tosslnot ot o1f ft kisses Finally FInaly she comes out outlayfully outplayful outplayfully playfully playful at the opposite ppsie side of the thetage thestage tilestage stage calls cals the calcium over to her herwith herwih herS with wih a 3 cheery Coohoo and flings flingsp tnJs tnJsup up her skirt of gauze with wih playful playfulIcks plaCulkicks playfulkicks kicks of her bare feet feetNow CeetNow feetNow Now that I have written wrten derisively derisivelyf ot Eva Eva my conscience conscen asks ask me If sh shidnt sh4 she shedidnt idnt point her big toe toeparon toepardon pardon me the theargest thelargestot thelargest largest largestot of her toes toeat toesat at me accusingly accusinglyor for or underrating underrtng her brain brin in my appre apprelatlon apprE appreelation elation of her brass bras Isnt it a stroke strokef or genius in her to sidestep sltestep a compari comparison compar son on with wih the Salomes who are trained trainedanseuses traineddanseuses traineddanseuses danseuses anseuses by carrying carrIng Salomes story storynto stor Into a second chapter of repentance repentancenyway repentnce repentnceAnywa repentanceAnyway Anyway nyway not another of the Salomes In Inroadway InBroadwa InBroadway roadway Is making making 1500 500 a week from fromhe fromthe fromthe the sale of her modesty modestyThe The Biblical Biblcal source of Salome led to ton toan toan an introduction Introducton of her in a salacious salaciousray ray wa that was meant meat to pass for sane sancIty snc snctt sanetity i Ity tt at the great geat Christian ChrIstan summer summerity summerciy summerCity City ciy of Ocean Ocen Grove over on the te Jer Jerey Jerse Jersey se sey ey shore Ocean Grove has ha no theatre theatreut theatrebut theatrebut but ut there is one that they call cal a Ca CaIno CasIno Casino sIno in the modified modifed pious Asbury Asbur Park Parkeparated Parkseparted Parkseparated separated separted only onl by a narrov lake lake One Onerailway Oneriway Onerailway railway riway station staton serves sere for the two twolaces twoplaces twoplaces places and ad thereabouts the the assertion assertionvas asserton assertonwas was made big on walls wagons and andmen andmen cmen men that a scriptural cripturl exposition expsiton of Sa Saomes Salomes Satomes tomes omes dance would be given reveren revercnially reverentaly reverentially ially taly by La Millias lUas In the Casino Caino of ofVsbun orAsbur ofAsbury Vsbun Asbur Park Worldly World I people smiled smiledtnowingly smied smiedknowingly smiledknowingly knowingly and a thousand thousad of them themwent thEm thEmwent themwent went to see the show Half as a many manyilous manypious manypious pious folk folkwent went too expecting expectng no in indecorum Indecorum indecorum decorum And I was there tere to see what whatlappened whathappened whathappened happened The program prgam provided an anrchcstral anorchestral anorchestral orchestral concert and some quite or orhodox orthodox orthodox thodox singing till tl 9 oclock ocock then mo moIon moton metion Ion ton photographs and a phonograph phonographresented phonogrphpresented phonographpresented presented a portion porton of Oscar Wildes Wildesdrama Wldes Wildesdrama 1 drama drma which the 500 from Ocean Oceanrove OceanGroo OceanGrove Grove rove regarded with wih symptoms of ofalarm oCalar ofalarm alarm alar and their agitation agtton became a apanic apanic panic when La Millals 1Iais came cmo forth a aalome aSalome as asSalome Salome The Te sight stunned the Ocean OceanGrovers OceanGrovers OceanGrovers Grovers and for awhile awhie they sat st as ashough a asthough though petrified petrifed Then one set et the ex example example cxample ample of quitting quIttng the place others fol folowed followed folhowed owed rapidly and few waited le with the thehousand thethousand thethousand thousand Asbury Asbur Parkers Parker to see the thewhole thewhole thewhole whole show Next morning moring the mayor mayororbade mayorforbae mayorforbade forbade forbae La Millals Mlals to Illustrate Iustrte Salome Salomehere Salomethere Salomethere there any more Maybe the Salome ep demic idemlc will wi be quarantined quarntined in New York Yorkand Yorkand Yorkand and not permitted permited to spread through throughthe the land landHE landHE landHE HE WAS NOT SURPRISED SURPRISEDMilwaukee SURPRISEDmwaukee SURPRISEDMilwaukee Milwaukee Sentinel SentinelAssociate Sentnel SentnelAssociate SentineLAssociate Associate Justice Justce Brewer the wit witand witand witand and story stor teller of the United tnle States su suireme JU JUpreme suprerne ireme court Is credited with wih the follow followng Ing IngA ng ngA A millwright mlwrlght was converted to the way wavof wayof wayof of thinking of a sect which periodically periodicallywas eodlclv eodlclvwas was Inspired with wih a foreknowledge foreknowlege of tie tiemmlnence tI tIImminence tieImminence Imminence of the day of doom and set setthe setthe IngThe the Ing ng he date preparing prepang for Gabriels Gabriels greet greetng geet The date was set and the day dy came ce The Themillwright Themlwrlsht Themillwright millwright mlwrlsht donned his white whie robe and went wentout wentout wentout out Into tile fields to await awai the coming comingmeeting comln comlnmeetn comingmeeting meeting meetn with wih the celestial celestal throng Th Theday sday day da passed until unt it was late In the aft afternoon at afternoon ernoon and the millwright mlwrght having risen risenat at the stroke of midnight on the morn mor of ofthe ofthe ofthe the eventful eventul day grew drowsy and andthrowing andthrowing andthrowing throwing himself down upon a pile pie of ofhay otha ofhay hay ha fell asleep at his watch watchBoys watchBos watchBoys Boys discovered him and with wih the natu natural natural naturat ral mischievousness of boys bo they set fire fireto fireto re reto to the hay 118 The smoke and the heat soon soonwoke soonwoke soonwoke woke the tht slumbering slumberng millwright mlwrlght and sit sitting 1 sitting ting tng up with a start start he cried with wih the theanguish theanguish theanguish anguish of the lost lostJust lostJust lostJust Just as I expected expecte In hell hel after ater all allA al alA allA A PRIMITIVE HOTEL HOTELChicago HOTELChicago HOTELChicago Chicago InterOcean InterOceanThe The Rev Re Dickinson of the Sec Second Sond Seeend ond Baptist Baptst church of Hoboken was as dis discussing dcusing discussing cussing the war that he had made on onthe onthe onthe the sheath heth skirt skirtThe skirt skirtThe The fact Is said Mr Ir Dickinson smil smiling srniling smi ing a good many women have lost sight sightof of the purpose of the dress dres They The are aremisusing aremisusIng misusing drsss as asas asasBut asasBut as asBut But But listen listenA lsten lstenA A friend of mine stopped over night nightIn In a rough mining camp The sole oll hotels hotelsaccommodations hote18 hote18accommodatons hotelsaccommodations accommodations accommodatons were most Inadequate InadequateMy Inadequate My Iy friend had no sugar for his coffee coffeeWaiter eUee eUeeWater coffeeWalter Waiter Water he ie called Impatiently Im aUenty rap rapping mi rapping sugar sugarThe suarThe sugarThe ping his tin tn cup Altn li his ls knife knifE waiter waitersugar waler walersuar waitersugar The waiter wler took his cigar from his hismouth hismouth hismouth mouth and laid his soiled so hand on my myfriends myfriends myfriends friends shoulder In a kindly fashion fashionSorry fashionSorr fashionSorry Sorry Sorr boss he said but yell el hev hevto hevto heyto to wait a few minutes fur the sugar sugarIwhlch sugarlwhlch sugarlwhlch lwhlch there aint but three lumps In the thehouse thehouse thehouse house An them Redface Leary Lelry an anStump anStump anStump Stump Jcroms Is usln 151n jest st at present presentThey preSutThe presentThey They The got em marked and are ae shakln shaklndice sha shakindice ln lndice dice with em But Ill Il fetch em the min minute mmute mm mmute ute the boys Js through sthroughWAY throughWAY throughWAY WAY OF SOUTHERN SHERIFF SHERIFFNew New York Telegraph TelegraphDown TelegraphDown Down In Alabama saidJohn Fear Fearhake Fearhake hake theres a deputy marshal wno wnodoesnt wnodoest doesnt let any such trifles as extradition extraditionlaws laws stop him Term of court was about aboutto to begin at one time and a gentleman gentlemanwho gentlemanwho who was out on ball was reported to be beenjoying beenjoying enjoying himself over in Georgia Deputy DeputyJim Jim went after him Next day he tele telegraphed telegraphed graphed the Judge JudgeI I have persuaded him to come comeA comeA A few days later he rode Into town townon on a mule leading the prisoner tied snug snutfly snugly ly with a clothesline The prisoner looked lookedas as If he had seen seenhard hard service serviceWhy serviceWil Why Wil for heavens sake Jim satfl satflthe aaiathe the judge judge you didnt make him walk walkallthe walkallthe allthe way from Georgia did you youNo youNo No sir said Jim JimI I hope not said the judge judgeNo judgeNo No said Jim part of the way I drug drughim drughim him and when we came to the Talla Tallapooso Tallapoosa pooso river he swum swumA swumACURE A ACURE CURE FOR SEASICKNESS SEASICKNESSPilot 5 5Pilot Pilot Rock Record RecordTo To pick up your home paper In a strange strangecity strangecity city produces a feeling akin to seeing your yournations yournations nations flag floating In a foreign coun country country try That we knew but we did not know knowthat knowthat that sight of the home paper would cure cureseasickness cureseasickness seasickness until last week A lady on onboard onboard board the steamer State cf California on onher onher her trip from San Francisco to Port Portland Portland land was shown a copy of the Pilot Rock RockRecord RockRecord Record and the effect was marvelous marvelousThe The lady was on her way to Pilot Rock Rockto to pay a visit visitto to her parents but had been beenconfined beenconfined confined to her berth almost from the thehour thehour hour of leaving San Francisco At sight sightof of her home paper she came on deck and andenjoyed andenjoyed enjoyed the remainder of the trip lzo immanze1y manze1y 14 14S.