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TIE UPPER PM MQINES, ALGOKA, IOWA WEDNESDAY, MAY11,1892. «*T»«*ri»i* " Glad the Waste (Waist) Places, "That's what I call making glad tho waist places," said Bmltbson, aa ho j>ut his arm around a lady's waist. But Lilly won't care much for this show of affection If Smithson doesn't get rid of that disagreeable catarrh of his. Won't somebody tell him that Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy will euro him. By its mild, soothing, antiseptic, Cleansing and healing properties, Dr. fiago'fl Catarrh Remedy cures the worst Coses of Chronic Catarrh in tho Head, as thousands can testify. "Cold in the Head " is cured with a fow applications. Catnrrhal Headache la relieved and cured as if by magic. In perfect faith, tho makers of Dr. gage's Catarrh Remedy—tho World's Dispensary Medical Association, of Buffalo, N. Y., offer to pay $500 to any ono goffering from Chronic Catarrh in tho Head whom they cannot cure. Now, if tho conditions were reversed —11 they asked you to pay $.500 for a positivo euro you might hesitate. Hero arc reputable men, with years of honorable dealing; thousands of dollars and t great naino back of them. • They bcllevo in themselves. Isn't it worth a trial ? Isn't any trial preferable to catarrh ? Both the method and results when Bjrup of Figs ia taken; it ia pleasant ud refreshing fco the 1 taste, and acte fently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system eflectually, dispels colds, head- jcbes and fevers and cures habitual Constipation. Syrnp of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever prefaced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt hi lU action and truly beneficial in its effecU, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, ifa many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale hi 60o ind $1 bottles by all leading drug- pts. Any relkble druggut who uay not hare it on hand will procure It promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any •nbstitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. 8AM fHAHOiaOO, DAL. n. HE* root.. *.t. SIB IIutBT Tnounox, tnt most noted physician of England, iay« that more than half of all diseases come from errors in diet. Bend for Free Siuuple of Garficld Tea to 319 West 45th Street, Ne\y York City Over. cornea results I of bad en ting; turn* Sick Ilenduchej lr«atora»Comple»ioni«.'ure»ConH<lpaUoii> TEA A The dyspeptic, tho debilitated, whcth- ^ er from excess ot work of mind or • body or exposure In malarial regions, will find Tutt's I'llls the most genial tentoratlYo eyer offered the Invalid, B A TT B~ Ml *W*t*f PAT E IM TS Book Pros. P KNt»IO!S-g-l>ue nil 801-IHiSItS! X disabled. »2 foe (or Inrroaig. 26 jem ax• I jwfcnc*. Writ* Jor law§. A. W. MoOonuiOK «8oNs, WABHIMOTOH, u. o. and OISOIKMATI, O. MRN TO TKAVEL. WepayfBO !to $100 a month and expenses. St WELLIKGTUN, Mttdisou, WJs, BARLOWS INDIGO BLUE. The Family Wash Blue, for tale by Grocers. .MOUUIS, R f?M CI\l S^ -r8lula _-yr8lula8t»'ar, ISnOJudlcatuigclaluia, attyaluee. FftT FOLKS REDUCED ITVNN ff\ Wr»- Alicu Muplu. Oranou. Mo.,.wrileai J \MflJ "My weight w us I® (...ninlB. «••« L. '- }.Mi f.rajhj.otlon of vt> Ii,,.." For cirnuli.r* n.l'lrh^, witli to. it. -li !;• ... yy,.!..), .^..v-i.-U-.r-^'l ..^rr.. I'l ......... 'I' W Si WTC n Tl '° addrcnaeB of all soUiiors *•'*'• • a»fc/ who !ioiui>-lfil(locl a I BEST POLISH IN THE WORLD. '•^S?L?J»S^»iJ!»« l .W»t|jrMdi con- SAlf OF3.OOO TOMS. It ISN' r TttE THING 1 otT I>O, DBAB. SELECTED. It Isn't the thing yo? do dear, tol'',"u th ? lhin(? yon ' ve lejt ""done, Which Rives yon a bit of heartache At the setting of the cnn: •* The tender word forgotten, The letter yon did not write, The flower yon might havffBent, dear, Are your haunting ghosts to-night. The etcne yon might have lifted Out of n brother's way, The bit of henrtt-ome council Vtm were hurried loo much to fay; The loving touch of the hnnil, dear, I he centlo nnd winsome tone That you hart no time or thought for, With troubles enough of jour own. The Ilitle acts of kindness, So easily out of mind; These chances to be angels Which every mortal finds; They come in nl^ht nnd Filunce. Each chill, reproachful wrath, When hope lu faint und flneglnK . And a blight has dropped 011 faith. For life Is all too short, dear, And sorrow Is all loo great, To f uffcr our slow compassion, That tarries until too Into; And H Is not the thing yon do dear, .Its the thing you leavo undone, Which elves you the bit of heartache At the setting of the sun. UOU8B'1U1>ET. "We have got to move!" sighed Selina Spencer. The wind rintled in the leafless popular troes, the tntnlin curtains flapped in the draft. Old Dorcas,, the colored servant Went on sprinkling tho pillow cases on the pine table in the corner. "I've seen it coming this long time," said Selina. "The landlord has been us good and considerate as possible " "De lan'lord's an old harpy]' 1 said Dorcas. "Lan'lord's allay's idP "No, he's not," persisted Selina. "We owe him eight months' rent already, and I do not know how he'd ever to get his money. I would offer him tiio piano and the carved rosewood parlor set, if I thought they would possess any value in his eyes—in part payment, 1 mean." Dorcas rolled up the coffee-colored whites of her eyes. "Dat, piano as was Miss Adelaide's when firs she come from Baltmo'board- ing school!" said she. "Dat lubly fun- cliure as was made to order in Annap'lis! No, Miss Lina—not wiv din chile's consent!" And she rolled n thin old damask tablecloth very tight and packed into the basket with emphasis. "Mamma must: know nothing of this, Dorcas," said Sulina sadly. "Dunno bow you'oe gwine to keep it from her, Miss Lina." "It can be doud, Dorcas. I've thought it ull out," said the girl. "She must be made to suppose that she's going to spend a few days with my employers at Newport—" "Has dey done asked her, Mias Lina?" "No, you goose! I don't, suppose tnat they even know th*t I've got a mother. I am _only a typewriter and stenographer in their eyes, and render my services at so much a day. Mr«. Plinlimmon is known nil thiough Now York as a female pbil anthropist, buc while she's helping poor immigrants out of the slums and rectifj- ing .the s'opshop'question, she doesn't appreciate that a -nell dressed southern lady may be in sore straits. But, she'll make as good a figure-head as any other." "Miss Lina," said Dorcas, after a briel silence, durinpr which she rolled and sprinkled, patted and folded with unceasing violence. "Well?" "1 knows whar I could git four dollars a week for laundrecs, or five for cook. T'ink o' dat, Miss Lina?" "Do you want to leave us, Dorcas?" The old woman uttered a subdued groan. "Lord knows it ain't dat, Miss Lina! Lnrd knows it's honor enough to work for de ole Spencers! But i'ts money we 'uns wants—an ebery cent o' de ole woman's wases dey'll come back to ole missus and Mies Lina." The long lashea dropped over over Selina Spencer's lovely hassel eyes. "It's tf no use, Dorcas," said she. "We've got to bend before the storm. Hush! Do you hear that slapping?" "Somebody knocking at the do'?" cried Dorcas. ''Wyh on earth don't you ring debell?" "No," Selina detaining her as she was about to answer the supposed summons. "It's the agen putting up to 'To Let.' But whatever happens, Dorcas, don't let mamma know." She rose and taking up her hat and Kloyes went up the wide, gloomy old staircase. Dorcas looked after her and shook her turbaned head, "Meksb 'lieve she's pow'ful brave!" muttered she. "Tinks ole Dorcas dnnno she's cryln dis berry minute! Why didn't she marry Mars George Berkeley when he axed her and sabe herself all this trouble?" Up in the dimly-lighted sitting-room Mrs. Spencer sat, a faded belle of the olden days. The piano was open, the window as full of carer'ul'y tended plants; a pink shaded lamp burned on tbe table, and Mrs. Spencer herself was engaged in crewel work with slow, languid fingers. "You are later than usual to-night, Se- liua," said she fretfully. Perhaps your idea of a dutiful daughter is different from mine, but I think any amount of Shakespeare and Browning classes oughtn't to take up so much of your time away from yur mother," "i stopped to give Dorcas orders in the kitchen, mamma," Selina cheerfully answered. "But I'm all ready now. What shall I read to you until the tea comps up?" "Well," said the poor old lady feebly, "I'd like a few chapters of the Scottish Chiefs. It was the first novel my dear papa ever allowed me to read—and in my opinion your 'Ouidaa 1 aud 'Brondons' don't come near it." And while Selina read out the trials of Hftlen Mar and Bruce the brave, she wondered how on earth she should manage about showing ibe house to the eager sightseers who would be cum to bo attended by the legend "To Let" on the mor- "Can't go in dat ar room?' 1 said Dorcas interposing her stout figure between a hard featured house hunter and tbe door of Mrs. Spencer's boudoir. "Dat's private, datarU!" . "Anything wrong m the room? sharply questioned the woman. "No'm," stolidly refiponded Dorcas. "Ceiling cracked? Water pipes burst?" "No'm." "Then why can't I see it?" with a sudden push in that direction. Bhe wigh< as well have uttompi-ea to charge » bat'ery of artillery. Old D »rcps stood jmau'VuWe. "Lidy uin't well, uniw,' wd. aLe. "Can't jmjbpdy go ind<rt ryooml Tojd you so »for>'" "An "Yes'm, oartin shuahl" "Very well," said the house hunter with a forward jerk of her chin; "I shall take no hause that I can't see every inch of!" and she flouncea out. All day lone Dorcas fought the army of investigators valiantly, and at night' a? she herself observed, ',!ehe was jes'as tired 39 IE she'd done a double day's wash." Stout ladies peered into I he sub-cellar and denounced the drainage; lean ladies pik- ed their parasols into the kitchen sink and tore off strips [of the hall paper. Deep- voiced men parleyed at the monthly rental; fat old gentlemen asked questions in husky accents. ''I shall go crazjr," said Dorcas. The next morning, however, dove- winged Peace once more settled down on the field of ao'aon. The agent came up and removed the bill. "The house is taken," said he. "Who's took it?'' demanded Dorcas, who chanced j ust then to be scouring the grasses. But the agent either did not know or would not tell. Dorcaas-heaved a deep sigh. "Den," says she, "we've got tocl'afout." The landlord sent Selina a polite note in a day or two. He had concluded, he wrote, to accept her offer of the furniture and belongings as an equivalent for a certain portion of the unpaid rent. "Now, sad Dorcas, "what is we to do?" ^ Poor Mrs. Spencer was al| in a flutter. The Newport siheme delighted her and was very busy looking over her ward robe with reference to the coming visit. Selina had written to the aunt of an old school • in ate of hers, who kept a boarding house in the fair seaside city, asking her lowest price for a_ comfortable room. Dorcus was to go with Mrs. Spencer as attendant and maid and Sslina had resolved to hire a iconi in New York and board herself ai well as she could. "But this has been a dear old home," p v e murmured. "1 wonder who will sleep in my room; 1 wonder whose hands will ptrike the yellow keys of mamma's piano, and dust uiy flowered blue china, and arrange the old fiddle backed chairs." The purple sunlight shone softly in, the spoilt or a^tulk of hyacinths in a glass on the mantel brought back reminiscences of the old southern fl >wer gardens, and all ol a sudden n voice which she had last heard in those vr-ry gardens struck on her ear. "SelinH have 1 startled you?" "Mr. Berkelyl" He extucdrd a cordial hand. "Perhaps you fancied that 1 could not tiucu you out? ' said he. ''But 1 am better at hide and seek than you thought. She courtened haughtily. His handsome countenance fell. Evidently he was deeply disappointed. "Are you not ^lad to see me, Selina?" he exclaimed.' "Ah, belina! I had counted so m'ich upon this interview. 1 had planned to renew my suit—to ask you once more to be my wife." She drew her slight figure up. "You are presuming coo much on my very evident poverty, Mr. Berkeley." sakl she. "I refused you when I was Miss Spencer or Spencer Valb. WhatsTtof a woman should I be if 1 were now to accept you—simply as a protection against adversity?" "But, Selina" "Pray excuse me from any further discussion on the question, "said Selina. "May I not hope to see your mother?" he persisted. ''I should perfer not." "Do you know, Silina," he said, after a brief silencp, "that this is a very bitter mortification to me?" •'It is? Then what must it be to me?'' she retorted, almost fiercely loo ring up at him. He siood a second or two gazing sadly at her. Stung by the scrutiny, she swept from the room like an angered'princess. Half a minute later she came hurrying back, full of sweet, strange misgivings. But he was gone. "I have let another opportunity slip by," she murmured. "Oh. heavens! Where is my life drifting to?" At that moment; Aunt D ircas ushered in the landlord, a fusty, baldheuded old gentleman, with,n fur collar to his coat. "Good evening, Miss Spencer," said he. 1 expected to meet the new party here." "The—1 beg your pardon!" said Selina. "The gentleman who has purcha-ed this house and furniture," explained Mr. Beasley, "and settled it on yourself and your mother. A friend of yours, I suppose— Mr. Berkley. Standing sadly in the shadow of. the mailing poplar boughs outside, George Berktly felt the magnetic Jufluunce of" another's presence.. A soft voice stirred the twilight air, like the far off music of forgotten days. "Mr. Berkeley, 1 ' it said—"George!— please will you forgive me?" A dead silence ensued. "Won't you George?" with a little sob in the voice. "1—1 didn't mean to speak so harshly to you. 1—didn't know then what I know now of your noble generosity." Silence—only silence still. "If 1 accept it for dear mamma's sake you surely will not misinterpret me. On, George! how can you be so cruel? Why doa't you answer me? What are you waiting for me to say?" And still no word broke that haunting silenre! "George," in a low voice, "I've changed my mind. I will be your wife," He took her in his arms. „ "Dear sweetheart!" he murmured, "Dear little melting snow wreath, I knew that love would conquer you at last!" When Mrs. Spencer heard of the engagement she said quietly: "1 always thought that they cared for each other; but since your master died, Dorcas, my poor head has scarcely been itself. But make haste and finish the packing-. We are going to Newport are •we not?" And so the wedding trip was to Newport.—Toronto Mail. I/KADINU MODERN GTJNS. How it U Done With Dispatch on u, Ship of War. When we are ready to load u modern gun the second gun captain turns a little crank on top of the breech, which revolves the breech plug hereby unfastening it. He then takes hold of a bundle and pulls and the breech of the gun opens on a hinge like a door. Toe sponge is run in from the breech and plenty of water is thrown in, thus quickly and thoroughly cleansing the chamber of the gun. Two men come up with a shell in a .pair of tprgps like an iceman's. They insert the now of the Bnell in the gun, and an- Othw map ate'ps up with » rjunwey and shes it in. Two men coma up with the powder charge apd it is pphed into the chmnljer m tfee same way. The nja» at tb,e. breeeb, - ft, tttffffil* <WfcfW$ it *» The gun captain opens a little flip in the gnnlock, which is in the center of the beach, and inspfts a primer. He cocks the lock, which works with a spring, and steps back with the lockstrmg. The second captain sets the breech sight to the proper range. On top of the sight is n little sliding leaf which can be" set to as to allow f jr the speed at which the ship is passing the object <o be fired at. Now thp trainers take (heir places, one on each side of the carriage, at the training cranks by means of which the breach of the ?un is raised or lowered. The gun captain steps back, and glancing over the sight, directs the trainers to move ..the breach to right or left as he desires, and the elevators to raise arid lower. The instant the sights are on the obj «t he fires. No one need to move away trom the gun, and it can be fir 3d even while the trianing and elevating gear is in motion. The moment the «?un is discharged the order i s given to spunge and the operations abov^ described are repeated! —Harper's Young People. OJTBMAN tVUO ESCAPKD. How the Bunco Men Kutf rtalnetl nn Angel Unawares. There wan a pretty old and pretty verdant looking man at the Third street depot the other day, with thr;o houra to wait for his frain, and by-and-by he approached Officer Button and said he guessed he'd wander around for a spell, says the Detroit Free Press. "Well, lookout for yourself," replied tha officer. "Any danger?" "There's al<vays slick fellows about." "Yas, I s'poao thar is, but I shan't let nobody fool mo." He wa? gone about an hour, and when de returned he showed the officer a bank check for $200 and asked; "Does that seem all right to you?" "Rignt? Of course not. It's a check on a Buffalo bank signed John Smith, it's a dead fake, of course." "Fake! Fake! What's a fake?" "You've been fdked. I expected jou'd E?et into trouble when you went out of here. Seems singular that you can't talk common seme inlo some people." "Then the check is no good?" asked the old man. "Why, of course not. H>w much diJ you lend on it?" "I gave him 125." "Well, you've been confidenced, and now you'd better go and sit down and keep mum." "Is that what they call a confidence game?" ''Ot course." " Well, 1 thought HO all the time." "Tien what did you let him walk off with your money for?" "I didn't, you know. He started to go, but I grabbed iiiiu by the neat, like this, and bucked him up agin' a «vall, like this, and I pulled pu' this old pistil and Imd the bar'l on his MOST and he gave up thai onpy q'jiekw'n a scat. The old man illustrated the case in the most vigorous manner, even to laying on the bar'l whicu was a portion of a weapon seemingly filcy years old. "So yuu got >our money?" asked the officer, as he got his neck loose from the old mun's grip. "Got her right down in my breeches pocket, safe as a bank. How muuh more time have 1 got?" "An hour and a half." "Wall, I guess I'll take another little walk nround. Mebbe I'll meet some body else who don't know that I run H sidft show with old D.m Itiee's circus fur better than tweuty years and who think* I'm a kitcben door tor flies to roo.st on. 1 ' MUSICAL, INSTRUMENTS. Jttuuy of Them Had Their Origin In Very E.trly Times. Apollo was the old god of music and his Eavorit" instrument, the lyre, was invented by M-;rcury. When the latter was four aours old he found the shell of a tertois and made it into a lyre with nine strings, in honor of the Muses. This instrument Mercury gave to Apolle, who became a wonderlul player upon it. Tne lyre was used by the Greeks in olden times and from it was fashioned the harp. The old-time vioj was the first instru merit of is kind and furnished the plan for ;he modern violin, which, however, is 700 years old says Harper's Young People. It s said that Charle II introduced it into Bngland. One of tho finest makers of violins was Stradivarius, of Cremona, who existed in the early part of tho eighteenth century. Violins made by him are worth ihousands of dollars now und highly en- teemed by collectors and performers. The flute is very old in its origin, but ,he flute of to-day is different from that of the ancients. It has been improved upon from time to time and the old people would probably fail to recognizs it now. The flageolet, which is somewhat similar, s credited to Juvigny about 1581 The first trumpet was a sea shell anci was used by very old nations. Trumpets were well known in the days when Homer ived, and a Jewish feast of trumpets is spoken of in the Bible, nearly 1500 B. C. Alexander the Great is said to have used a. speaking trumpet 835 B. C. The harp, which was suggested by the ute, is described to Jubal, 8875 B. C., md was King David's favorite instrument. The harp was used by the Welsh and Saxous, and also by the ancient penile of Ireland. Oae of tho oldest harps n existence is in the Dublin College museum and originally belonged to Brian Baroihme, king of Ireland. Cure- SPOILED THK GAME. Tho Rights of Others Should not b lenely Overlooked. In public, as well as in private, one .houlu ever be mindful of the rights of others. Not long since a clergyman ac- uprnpanied by two young ladies was traveling. It was nearing the hour of midnight, yet they had not ordered their sleeping berths made up. Instead, thej were indulging in a game at words- trying to see who could think of th« most words that begin with this or that etter. They spent half aa hour or n ore on 'A," uud then went to "B" with ft freshness that seemed to indicate thai: they ntended, despite the lateness of the hour, to go to the end of the alphabet. At any ratc.tbat was the impression they gave to the tired man in the berth opposite, who was trying in vain, to sleep. Presently thorn came a JuU/when no»$ of the ; three seemed able to think of another 3. Ibe tired mm took ttdvftntuge o ull. luting bU curUl« tho leuit 7 . wage, he j&ouj«L 7 ' *"' W iMfftf tfMH&ju it, ( v,i ^.--v lojyjffiil John Patchin, the Janesville man t jund dead in his bed at his hjme, was formerly a clerk at the Briggs house at Applefon, w>if>re he married a Mrs. Munn, whoso hn<baiid was found dend in his bed on 1 ? m >rninif about foiir years ngf at that A neeiilrt) mow for Freedom Prom the tyrannical yoke of those detpotlc allies, dyspepsia, constipation and liver complaint, Is struck when the qnandom victim of their galling supremacy has taken 'a courss of JSostetter's Stomach Hitters. Then they vnmota defeated, nnd health resumes Its welcome e\vny. Such ie the Invnrluhle experience of those who nee the ruling alterative to get rid of the.-e nasocluio evils. Anll-dysi>epilr8, clioliigosnies, drastic cnllinrik-n ate as the funds of Hie rea, numberless mid—useless. 'I he happy blending of remedial properties, derived frmn nature's boinnle storehouse, with « pure, mndillfd spirituous linpls existent In the Ulllert, not only liiillnlo 1ml effect mite the joint cure of chronic Indig Btlon, Irregiilnrlty of the bowels and perversion of th« him. The surest defense against inalnria l« this great agreeable fortlller mill preservative of health under unfavorable atmospheric conditions. It counteracts a a tendency to rheumatism, rouses the kidneys and bladder when sluggish, from Inaction, ai'vl endows a debilitated, nervous luvalld with vigor. Incomparable as a, tonic. A female physician, Dr. Bissell, points out the fact that, as tennis is a one-aimed sport, it hns atendeuc.v to produce n or.e- sidtd development. Yet she approves of cricket. "German Fnt Mnn — "Whose costume Blinll 1 ffcnr to tho tmisqucrndo bnll?" Uynlcnl Friend— "Don't weitr any costume. Tie a string to your ankle and go as a toy bnlloon." Tlie Duly One Kvor l»i-lnt«il— Cim Yon Find Ilio Word? Tltcrc Is n 8 Incli display advertisement In tills paper tills week which tins no two words nllku uxcupt OMU word. The mime Is true of etu-li new ono npiioiirln^eacli week from Tho Dr. lltirler MudlulneCo. This liottsu places B "OriiKcuiit" on everything they make and end Look for It, send the in the niuno of. the word, and they will return yon BOOK, BKAUTmll, l.lTIIOOItAI'IIS Or SAMfl.lta FKKB. Rimer (entering the editorial sanctum)— "I have written a poem on the grip, sir." Editor (:rlio is just over a. severe attack of tho malady)— "W«1J, it deserves U." ^^ JL I am a farrnt»- at fidom, Texas, t have used German Syrup for si* years successful'^ for Sore Throat, Coughs, CoiJs, klofc/seness, Pains in Cbest and Lungs ami Spitting--up of iBlood. I have tried many kinds of Cough Syrups In my time, but let me say to anyone wanting sue h A medicine—German Syrup is the best. We are subject to so many sudden changes from cold to hot, damp weather here, but in families where German Syrup is used there is little trouble from colds. John FJones.fl DOM, T ft Cnrei CoMn, Cnnghf, Bore Throat, Intliienzii, Whooping Couurli, Uronohl ABthiniu A certain euro for ConHumptlon Talking nbouVjfcUliiff along In the world, thu unld-liutiiled iiiiin will always be found at tlie front If he lias a fair show. _,» U jL'l-'K ItEUaTlFKOM COUGH 8, BORE 1JIUOAT, etc., should try "7M>t«n'« Jiron- cliiftl I'mn/uis," a simple but oure remedy. bold only in boxes. Price 25 cts. Tim iiiarriud mini who interrupts wnlle his wife is {flying liiin a. curtain lecture only delays the lime ot Ills going to sleep. HALL'S CATARUH CURE IB a liquid nnfl Is tnkuii Inlunmlly, and acts directly upon the blood and mucoiio surfaces of the ays- tern. Send for testimonials, free. Sold by Druggists 75e. F. J. CllENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. IIII** a \jui i tun I'UIV IU1 VUIinillll , »nd B Kiir.. rollet In ndviinvod M •t on<!o. You ivllt dee the excellent e taklnr the Ilrat <lo>«. Bold by rJMla LitgebotLBj, BU oonU ud J1.00. Tlie new coins may be an Improvement on the old ones, but they are undoubtedly equally shy and wry. CnAom & Co., I'liilndelnhia, Pa., will send, postpaid, for 2 Dobbins' Electric Soap wrappers and ten cents, any volume of "Surprise Series," (bestiuilhors), 2f> cent novels, about 800 pages. Send 1 cent stamp for catalogue. How Ansunn TO CKOAK AND WHEEZE with a cough which HALIS'S HoNisy OP llouu- HOUND AND TAK will cure. I'IKB'S TOOTHACHE Duors Cure In one minute. "Who is Hint acroso the street?" "Oh, that's a fcry close friend of mine." "lu. deed I" "Yes, he never lends a, cent." BISECIIAM'S PILLS act like iriaglc on the elf.al organs, restore lost complexion, and bring back the keen edge of appetite. The man who has never had a crayon portrait of himself made by an amateur artist probably docs not yet know what It is to Lave his pride fully humbled. Mhde to Look Like New. Dresses, Gent's Clothing, Feathers, Gloves, etc., Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Gannon Is Steamed, at OUoPictch's Dye \Vorks, 21(t AV. Water St., Milwaukee. Send for circular. Leap Year Girl—"Liveryman, la UI!H horne yetitle?" Livery ma D — "Yea, iim'uin, exactly what you want; he is used to being driven with one hand." FITS.—All Fits stopped free by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits nfti.T first day's nee. Marvellous cures. Treatise and $2.00 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, 031 Arcli St., Phila., Pa. KKV. JAMEII U. COHDEN, pnstiii- M. E. £hurch, Wilson, N. (J., says: I him- used Bradycrutlnu uiid uuver In a «injj;l»' in- •tance fallod to obtain iuimi.-Uliiio ivllof from headache when directions wore followed. Of all Druirjil-its. Fifty runts. Tlie ocdett He&Mnt in the World It probably T1U. ISA AO TITOWrSivN'S CELEBRATES EYE-WATER. Thlnnrttcln In • cnrofnllyprnpnrod ph; )lalan'i pro- •ai'iptiuji, und linn bouu la.uunHtant UM itor nearlj a oeatiirr. Thert are fnw dlnnaMB to which mankind art imiject mor« dtntroRBln^ than aor« ejas, and non^, t>tjrhupB. for nhtoh morit remedl«a haT« boen t*-!n<l wlihoul tacceis. For allflxternal Inflammation oC Ihu aye* It U an Infallible remedy. 11 tba dlroo-t tli.rm (irn followed U will unrer fat' We partloatarl^ Invtte tho attention of phyiilotann to tU marlu. For «..lu by utl druRgliU. JOHN L. THOMPSON, BOMB It 00., TBOY, S. Y, E.tabll.h.d >7OT. _ FIVE DOLLARS EASILY MADE In ordei to giro tho moss of the people an tnnocent nmnsomont the SYLVAN REMEDY CO. of Peoria, 111., manufacturers of REID'S GK1U1AN COUGH AND KIDNEY CURE, offer a premium of Five Dollars to every person who will send us tho correct names of the persons who will be nominated ny the Republican and Democratic parties for President and Vice President. Every one can t'om- pete, and the lucky winners will receive their present of Five Dollars as soon as the nominating conventions shall have announced tlie result This is the only advertisement that will appear on this subject CUT IT OUT and make your guesses. Address SYLVAN REMEDY CO., Peoria, 111. THEYARE NAUGHTY, BU T NICE." ~~"^ >nd we could not g«t along without the llttl* d«»r«: but they nil dliuiild haTo Baby Carrlogna, Why uul 0i>nd for onr Catalogue? WeLuyooTer lOOdiOerent Uealgn«, and they ar«iall"DptuDate." TbitD when It come* t* price, we can pluce TOO- on the ground floor, v wo are tUo largeot mann factureraof Bnby Car- •nd Involia Chalm, B I Rcfrlecratorm, Offle* . Ueak*, ete. Special dUcouuta to the trftde. LUBURG M'PG CO., 821, 323 anil 326 S.8t*. St., rhlludelnhla, Pa., . William. Lohr Will purify BI,OOD, rojrulatf remove LtVEIt <ll«orUer,t lllil Blrent?tli, renew Dyspepsia "O. I. Hood A Co., Lowell, Man. "A. year ago thii lait (all 1 commenced to fall • rapidly, lo»t all «i»vftlte and ambition, and barely dragged along with tuj work. During the winter and spring hud to have help about my | housework. Fbyilclani did not help me and I got more aud more discouraged. I iuff»red from dyt- pepala so that I Could Not Eat Vegetables or meat, and at lait 10 that I could not *T»n use nutter on my toast. Uiud to dip the toast in tea aud even then It would dUtrvn my itomnoli. In the spring I hired a girl permanently, my health was so poor. Slit tried to persuade me to take Hood's Bnrsoparlllo, as a lady (er whom she had worked bad been greatly beneutted by it She said ; 'it wiU only cowl n dollar to try U.' I Dragged Along Until August, wheu 1 began to take Hood's Bertspa- rllU. In about * week | felt * little better. Could keep wort foe* on m} stom w h and grew strpngfr. I tswk (Unt bottle*, *m no* p»rf»otly well, h»», appetite, restore health and vlgorofyouth. Dyopensln, Indigestion, that tlroif feel. iDKabsolutoly eradicated. Mind brlgliiened, brain I iniTA "^^^ bones, nerves, musl I 1IIILV _ , «leg, receive new force. I fill 111 Buffering froui complaints pe> LHUILlI cullar to their sex, using U, find • a safe, speedy cure. Iteturo* rose bloom on cheeks, beautifies Complexion. Bold everywhere. All genuine goods bear crescent." pcua m? cent stamp for82*pajM pamphlet, OR. HARTEK «£DICIN| CO,, St. Louis. Up. B ICYCLES OF THI HIGHEST QRADB Eacem and Roadsters, Ladlai' and Qenti'. Finest Line In the Wcit. Writs for Ottlogue. Agents Wanted. Eicluilve Tcrrilgry. Uaauliictureri' I'ricM. T. n. GAPfSE, importer and WIr»< Agent, 60S btaio Nt., CHICAGO. A Month and Eipewjs T« Ax-*ot« to 8*11 UK1AKM T4> UKA1.KK«. iAMPUSFRIf! PI.SO'S CURE FOR

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