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The Day Book from Chicago, Illinois • Page 17

Publication:
The Day Booki
Location:
Chicago, Illinois
Issue Date:
Page:
17
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kk THEY ALL FALL FOR IT A dlHV what its i'ATCTX vffnm op7(IM ToostEErt rmr tL i Easily Remedied, They were on their honeymoon and were spending it amidst the mountains of Switzerland, pearly" every day they attempted to climb to a fresh height. Flushed wfth triumph and With excessive heat parched, and scant of breath, they had at last gained the summit of a lofty peak. Then they paused. "There!" exclaimed the wife, when she had panting. "We have tramped all this distance to admire this beautiful view, and we're forgotten the glasses!" ''Never mind, darling," replied the husband, taking small flask out of hjs 'pocket.

"There's no one about. rWe can drink just as well out of the bottle!" Answers. 0 (4 The Optimist -This is all right. If we only had some ham we could have ham and eggs, if rwe only ham some eggs. I Rural Sympathy.

The minister had been speakri ing on the variance of comments- tors, and this gave rise to a per culiar expression of sympathy the part of one of his flock. Thfc worthy pastor was surpriseq: shortly afterward on receiving 3, sack of potatoes from an old lady a member of his congregation When thanking her for the gift, he happened to mention his sur prise. 1 "Oh," said the good dame, "VW heard ye saymany a time that common taters didn't agree ye, so I thought Id et ye some or my oesi name-grown 'uns. They'll be certain to sujfti ye." 0 0 NEXT WEEK The Day Book will publish tnej first of a series of adventures Diana Dillpickles has "down px the farm." iy-. "fc.

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