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t(pinched" I With the Long Bow "Eye Nature'a walks, shoot folly an tiles." Agricultural Notes from City FarmsHow to Raise Trellis SquashSeveral Urban Gardeners Caught Violati ng the Speed Ordinance with the Early Morni ng Wheelbarrow. HIKE Uncle Maltby Wheeler of the Irving Aven ue Improvement association was wheeling a load of black earth down hill to his garden yesterday, the wheelbarrow got a start with him BO that he could not check it in time and he was by Policeman James 3. Conroy for violat- the speed limit for vehicles. While her husband was setting out tomato plants "'fit 1623 Irving avenue Mrs. Greorge Altaee detected the odor of the bone fertilizer, the blowing towards the house, and accused her husband of smokOng cigarets.

A quarrel ensued and Mrs. Albee has gone back to mama. Charles Odium made a mistake in using fertilizer 1 on his garden last week and spaded in some bags of Portland cement. When he went out the next morning 4 the garden was as hard as an asphalt street and the three little Jones girls were roller skating on it. fears that no seed will grow thru unless it has blasting powder with it.

While G. P. Wilson was laying sod around a flower in his steenth ward garden Saturday last, Mrs. jjWIlson put her head out of the window and said: "George, don't ou lay that sod until ou ha ve put it on the line and. dusted, it on the reverse side." Uncle Paul Johnson, a veteran of the civil war, who overheard this, was so overcome that medical aid had to be summoned.

Jason L. Baker of Mount Pleasant had two acres his upper forty so-wed to sweet corn just before the but It was pouneed upon and totally uprooted by enraged English sparrow whose nest in the gutter Vf his house Baker had torn down the night before. JCe will replant this week and set a watch. Dispatches from Pierre telling of the high winds and dust storms state that John Carson's farmhouse was bombarded by potatoes during the dust storm I and every pane of glass on the southeast side broken -out. The high winds after denuding a field recently planted to potatoes, lifted the tubers themselves and iurled them violently thru the air.

George Frank's city cow had been in the stable at his Western avenue home all winter. When she was let out this last week and saw the fresh grass, her tail took the form of the inverted letter and she tried to turn a handspring. One horn as driven in an inch and a half and it is feared that she is otherwise sprained. A J. Smith's lilac bush had twin lilacs this spring.

I a. recent mroVber of the "Vera uion, S. Bepublican, Will Chamberlain has a rhapsody on "Farm Life in Dakota" from the rising of the hired man at early candle light to the glorious breakfast prepared by Tina, the fai ry of the farm. The story goes somethi ng like this: All around the little farm I wandered, When I was young Then many happy days I squandered, Many the songs I sung. Candle light in an upstairs bedroom.

The hired man dresses slowly, yawning drearily. Now the lantern blinks and its bearer goes forth to chore. Gradually, one by one, the family follows the lead of the farm trailmaker, and soon a slight confusion from a certain quarter giv es notice that Tina, the girl of the $3 per week and few afternoons and evenings out, is in the realm of the living. She, too, rises slowly and. wearily, pausing, perchance, to glance At a bewitching reflection in the mirror of her dresser, a reflection which many a court lady or a queen mig ht envy with good taste and reason.

Thru her neatlyscreened window she sees the light in the cowshed window and a flush of secret happiness mantles her clear brow as she reverts mentally to some maiden fancies in which a mustached young farmworker is a centerpiece. Almost before the story can be jotted in thought, Tina is clattering the lids of the range down stairs. Ere long thru the rooms drifts that cheerful, resonant, snappy murmur of coffee grinding. There's grander music flowing Before the footlight s' glare, Prom old Kentuck's plantations To Bhine-taught anthems rare, Than this soft, morning cadence Of jerky, wordless rhyme, But I slyly love the rondel Of coffee-grinding time. Follow in mind's eye the flitting figuie ot Tina making ready the farm breakfastgriddlecakes, ham, eggs and steaming coffee.

I is a handsome picture she KCKEN, 20 cents a pound. New beets, 5 cents a bunch. German noodles, 10 cents a package. Rye bread, 15 cents a loaf. Cocoa shells, 10 cents a package.

25 cents a jar. Pineapple cheese, 65 cents each. For chicken potpie get a young fowl as for fricassee joint it, and fine a quarter pound of fat salt pork cut four potatoes into balls with a potato gouge and parboil them for ten min utes parboil six small whi te onions make a good pastry for the top, bottom and sides of the pie, and reserve a little, cutting this into thsee-quarter-inch cubes. Grease the mside of a large pot -with butter, using enough to obviate any danger of the paste sticking to the iron line the pot with the pastry, then put in a scant layer of the minced pork, and a layer of chicken on top of this. Next, sprinkle the potato balls over GOLDEN ROSE FOE ELIZABETH Pope Pins has consecrated the mystical golden rose of virtue, the most coveted, and, if tradition counts for anything, the most dreaded distinction in the gift of the holy see, which this year he has conferred upon Princess Elizabeth, Tnfe of Pmice Albert, heir-presumptive to the Belgian throne.

The princess is not only the good -wife and mother, noble woman and devout Catholic which the pope requires in her who shall win this wondrous token. She is also a skilled physician, and one whb puts her knowledge to use the'service of her poor the Brussels hospitals. The rose is a miinie plant of pure gohfTits stem and leaved superbly chased and strewn with sparkling diamond dust in imitation of the morning dew. I is set in a golden pot emblazoned with the papal arms, the exquisite case in which it is inclosed bearing together with the papal arms those of the recipient. The plant consists of leaves, buds ande central fjp flowers, and into the th pope pours rose bal we gam on the occasion of blessing it.

The haunting belief that the rose brings ill-luck is traceable to the ftrange series of misfortunes that have attend ed former recipients. Joanna of Sicily, who was the first xosa queen 1 CO CH What the Market Affords the chicken, then lay in the pastry squares, another layer of the pork, and proceed in this order until the chicken is all in, advises Harper's Bazar. Pour in a pint of boiling water seasoned with salt and. pepper, and a tablespoonful of melted butter. Pit on the top crust quickly, make a slit in it, and put the pot where the contents will simmer slowly for two hours.

Turn out upon a large heated platter, having the pie in the center of the dish and the gra vy about it. A popular bread for breakfast is German shortcake. One way of making it is to take one quart of flour, add one tablespoonful of lard, two heaping teaspoonfuls of baking powder, two tablespoonfuls of sugar, a saltspoonful of salt. Mix all the ingredients with the flour and add enough milk to make a soft dough. Roll into two sheets, put in pie plates, allowing it to come up on the sides a little, sprinkle with granulated sugar and ground cinnamon.

(the distinction being conferred by Urban VI), was later dethroned and strangled by her nephew. The unhapEmpress Josephine saw all her glories vanish after the bestowal of the rose. Queen Isabella of Spain and Queen Sophie of Naples were equally ill-fated. Do na Isabella, the wife of Emperor Pedro "of Brazil, lost her throne. Empress Elizabeth of Austria as assassinated.

The late queen of the Belgians, ex-Empress Eugenie, and the princess of Bulgaria are other royal ladies of the Order of the Golden Rose. WHEN ARCHIBALD A-SHOPPINQ WENT Oh, Archibald a-shopplngr went. He went out with his bride, She said that she would buy a hat, If help her decide. When once she got him In the store, She made him buy some cloth To make a dress. The counters were Like names, and she a moth.

She. made him buy the trimmings, too, The linings then she bought, She made him buy some gloves to match( And then some shoes they sought. They bought the shoes, they bought a wrap. And then they bought the. hat But Archie's wife she shopped alone a Forever after that.

Harold Suaman. in the Designer: 1 CHANCE FOE A PRACTICAL APPLICATION. Unfortunate TowserI wiBh I had a "little band of merc y' around my neck with a dog tag on it. makes there by the fire her cheeks glowing with rosy splendor, her billowy hair, reckless after the night, caught in hasty confine at the back. I fashion's domains There are beauties, I know And far amid the isles of the sea Are flower-clad queens Where the azure tides flow, But their glances are never for me.

So. gladly I turn To the prairie's wide swell I seeing life's holiest charm And find there the sunniest, sacredest belle, Tea, the future's best mother The maid of the farm. AN ART CRITICISM. OLD country couple strayed into the Manchester, art gallery, catalog in hand, and were wandering from room to room looking at the pictures, which were numbered anewone, two, three and so on in each division, instead of continuously thruout the whole exhibition. The two old people stopped in awe and admiration "before Madox Brown's heroic pie- ture, "The Death of King Lear." "What's this 'un, Jinny?" asked the old man.

A '11 JargeA '11 see, ef '11 give me a The old la dy hastily turned to the catalog division of another room, and read off the number corresponding to that of the picture before them. It chanced to be that of Landseer's famous picture of a collie fallen over a cliff and just reached by the anxious shepherd, who announces the result of his examination of the poor beast's injuries to his comrades on the xocto aToove. She Tead otE the title of the pictuxe to her husband: 'There 's Life in the Old Dog Looking from the aged and forsaken king, "Jarge" failed to peroeive anything wrong in the name. "80 there is, gal!" be exclaimed, in a burst of pity adding, with dropped voice and a shake of the head at Lear, "but not much, not muchl" THIS NEGRO "MAKES GOOD." BRYANT is the wealthiest negro in Georgia. owns nearly 2,000 acres of the finest farming land in the central part of the state and is reputed to be worth about $100,000.

Bryant has the respect and confidence of many influential whites, and his credit with banks and mercantile houses is practically unlimited. pays no attention to politics and has outspoken contempt for the professional negro officeseeker. HOME OF "THE ICE KING." ARLES W. MORSE, the ice king, has decided to erect a $3,000,000 palace in Fifth avenue, New York. With the land and furnishings, the total cost of this home will be about $5,000,000.

Only one other home among the houses along Fifth avenue represents a greater outlay than that proposed by Mr. Morse. That is the Cornelius Vanderbilt place at Fifty-eighth street. vil' 1 THE OIISTIS WEDDING GOWN Some of the most interesting wedding finery that can be seen outside lace and costume collections in public museums is laid away in a colonial house in Georgetown, 0 This house belongs to Mrs. Bever ly Kennon, and she possesses the entire wedding outfit Martha Custis wore when she became Mrs.

George Washington. Mrs. Kennon is the granddaughter of Nellie Custis, and when she was married she wore the gown her mother, grandmother and great-grandmother had worn before her. It is doubtful the gown ever again will adorn a bride, but when Mrs. Kennon celebrates the anniversary of Martha Custis' wedding to the father of his country she dons the rare old yellow satin and lace, and even puts on the jeweled stomacher and pointed satin slippers.

The dress is of heavy, large figured brocade, once snowy whi te but now golden wfth age. The pattern is a familiar one in the pictures of Martha Washingtonbunches of roses with large-leafed vines between the clusters. Mrs. Custis wore a bonnet of generous proportions when she was married for the second time, and this, her handkerchief, gloves and fan are treasured by her great-granddaughter and displayed with loving pride. AIT ATTRACTIVE GOWN I UCNEN.

There is often a question in the mind of the home dressmaker as to how that effect of smartness, which is seen in the creations of the fashionable modiste may be realized in her own modest attempts. It is due largely to the old adage, "Practice makes perfect," et in some instances the home dressmaker may reach that height of style in her go wns because of the designs chosen, me of these is portrayed nere. The fashi on for hand embroiaery was never more intense than at present, and it is so dainty and attractive that few will be without some of it on their gowns. The gown shown is simply made and well adapted to development by the home sewer. The body portion of the dress may be of linen or batiste, while the all-oveT embroidery may serve for yo ke and cuffs, and the wi de bands of embroidery to match adorn the skirt and waist front.

These may be edged with a narrow fulled lace or be left plain. I the medium size the pattern calls for yards of thirty-six-inch goods for the entire gown. Two patterns, No. 6477Sizes, 32 to 42 inches bust measure No. 6301sizes, 20 to SO inches waist.

MINNEABOLIS-JOURNAL. Viewsifyfa Rich Matt HAD an interev ting conversation a few days ago with one of Korth Dakota's wealthiest citizens. He is worth ptfrhapB half a million dollars, at least he acknowledges that much. BLe is a big, ruddyfaced, grizzle-haired, masterful fellow, only 43 years of age. I approached him on a business proposition first.

came at me like a mad bullthat is, with the energy that animal is supposed to display, shattering all my ideas of value and boosting his own, until he had his price securely elevated and buttressed to five times its proper proportion. This, I could see, was the talent that brought him his wealth. wielded such powerful language, backed up with a mighty will power that simply beat to the ground all opposition. What chance has a weak man, or even an avera ge man, in the presence of such force! He. can.

be -worth one million or ten million, if his strength and his desire holds out. I therefore led the conversation into the realms of philosophy. "Which," I asked, "you or I get the most fun out of life?" "Why, I do, of course," he replied. I ha ve more fun than you ever thought of having." "In what way!" "Well, I travel some, hunt, fish and well, I-I-what- ever I feel like he said. "But isn't it true that your business has such a hold upon your time you cannot afford to spend much time in this way?" "Well, that's the worst of it, but I'm going to sell out quit.

I sold $60,000 worth of stuff to another firma string of lumber yardsa couple of weeks ago, and I'm going to gradually quit and go out of "Are you going to let your mon ey lie idle?" "Well, there's the worst part of it. I have $100y 000 lying idle right now, that I must invest. It is a crime to leave money idle. I have men out now looking up forests in Washington. I must get something big.

Small investments are too annoying "Isn't it a fact that accumulating wealth is a disease with you and all other things are small and trivial in comparison?" "Well, yes, but I am fighting it. I am taking an interest in other things. In schools and things. Why, last night I sat upL The price of theBe patterns is 20c, but either will be sent upon receipt of 10c. 1,1,5 TElf THU half the night writing poetry.

Did ou ever write "Never," I indignantly replied. "Well ou missed it. Listen to this," and he pulled outc ipf a drawer a "wad of poetry that proved to be a yery runny satire on a local spread, where society had been shocked by the editor of the paper putting sugar in his Oan you do as well that "No, I cannot." "Well, now, you have been asking me questions. What ha ve ou been doing all these years? You are pretty near as old as I am. How much are you worth What do you expect to do?" "To answer your last question first in true Irish style," I said, I expect to go on as I have begun, looking up information, sfnd dishing it out to my fellow-men.

There is no- iimi to the opportunities. great, consuming ambition is to have everybody laugh with me or at me, And like me while they are doing it. To bathe in a rippling river of sunshine to drown my own sorrows in making other people PATTERNS NOS. 04TT, 6301. UPON BECEIPT OF 10c, THE PATTERN DEPT.

OP THE MINNEAPOLIS JOURNAL will send the aboYe-mentloneff pattern, as per directions given below. (Write the name carefuUy Name No. Street. Town State MeasurementWaist Bust. Age (if child's or miss' pattern) CAUTIONBe careful to give correct rfumber and size of pattern wanted.

When tne pattern is trust measure you need only mark 32, 34 or whatever It may be When in waist measure, 22. 24, 26 or whatever it may be. When miss' or child's pattern write only the figure representing the age It is not necessary to write "inches" or "years is to clean the piano key but care must be tak en that no drop of it touches thfr woodwork. If the alcohol should spill on the wool wipe off immediately with a. dry cloth and with a bit of clean Defective Page SheT he professor tells me that kissing is most injurious.

HeSo It would be to kiss the professor.Tatler. forget theirs, and to always have a few enemies, so that when I have made too much of a fool of myself, I can go off in one corner and enjoy myself hating them and framing up a horrible "But does it pay?" "Well, financially, nobut I have more fun than any millionaire I have ever met, and I have met a good many." "If you could write poetry you'd be all right. The only man I envy is the man who can write poetry." "Well," I said, "I'll be frank with you. I envy you your capacity to make money." "Then you're a fool," he replied, and we let it go at that.Rube Allyn in Fargo Forum. THE WIDOW WAS WRATHFUL.

UCEE here, Mr. Editor," said an irate woman, cominto the sanctum, and leaving the door open, "see here, what's this in your mean little paper?" "Really, madam, there is so much in it, considering that it's only $2 a year in advance, with liberal reduction to clubs, that I cannot at the first blush tell you what it is." "Well, don't talk your jaw off, but tell me what you mean by this reference to my late husband." "Ah, madam, the good, kind soul who died only "The same one. You didn't think I as planting one after each meal, did you?" "Hardly that, madam but what do you refer to?" "Why, sir, this passage in the obituary where you say he 'was consigned to a roasting place with his "Ahem, madam, ahem! Let me see," and the editor grabbed the paper, and gazed intently at the words. I beg your pardon, madam it should have been resting place and if you will come down to the office this afternoon you can have the scalp of any infernal compositor 111 the office, and I -will tear it off for you. can stand some things, but that style is too harrowing on the feelings of a good paying subscriber like yourself." She was pacified and got the scalp.

AFFORD IT. James Hunter, who for many years fed the weary traveler at the Canadian hotel at Drayton, but who has long ago gone to his reward, weighed when in good health and spirits, 260 pounds. Mr. Kibbee, who for many years sold medicine and barn paint in Drayton, weighed 113, dressed. One summer both of these gentlemen lay sick with typhoid fever.

The same doctor attended them and after the fever had done its worst and beef tea as allowed to gurgle down their throats, the physician told Mr. Kibbee that his friend, Mr. Hunter, had lost 115 pounds. The patient felt under the clothes for a few minutes and said, with a sight of relief: "Doc, it's lucky I did not lose that much if I had I would have to borrow two pounds." Grafton, Record. JOKE ON THE STEEL TRUST.

CIENTISTS estimate that'only 10,000,000,000 of iron ore are available, and that this supply will be exhausted in the next century. And then will be the time the world will have a fine joke on the steel trust.Kansas City Star. WEAB YOUB SOUL COLOR After a long period spent in studying the cult of the Babists in Persia, Mrs. Alfred Clifford Barney has returned to her home in Washington. She and her daughter, Miss Alice Elsa Barney, have a large fortune, but they have adapted the simple life of tho Babist sect.

They live on uncooked food and give much of their possessions to aid in spreading the faith. One of the most interesting things Mrs. Barney learned abroad is that one should dress according to the color of one's soul. It is a surprise to the unilluminated to know their souls have colors. Most wom en have found it hard enough to find colors that suit their bodies.

ut Mrs. Barney and all her cult long ago learned that souls have hues and that a woman must wear only the shade which matches her soul, or there will be mental and spiritual confusion. If one wan ts to be on the safe side in choosing one's gown, the best way is to take a course of training under Babist. May be the time is coming when modistes will have color charts for every customer. AUTO HUNT FOE ANTIQUE Possible encounters with brigands is the price which Mrs.

Larz Anderson is willing to ay for some genuine mission furniture for her Italian palace in Boston. The Andersons are now merrily started on an automobile trip thru Spain. Mrs. Anderson has mapped out the whole trip and wan ts to discover many new roads and quaint villages. They are planning to take in untried mountain roads frequented by brigands.

The reason for this is Mrs Anderson's quest of curious and genuine mission furniture, and" she has hunted up several obscure monasteries and convents, and will try to prevail upon the inmates to part with their treasures. LEMONADE FOB COMPLEXION Good complexions are the possession of the drinkers of true lemonadenot the chemical lemonade made from bought powders, which contain acrid and sometimes injurious acids. The skin becomes clear and firm, free from spots or taints. TTreefcles, which are a kind: of rusty stain caused by oxitte of iron in the skin-layers, will often yield to lemon juice, taken internally and uafcd externally also. April 30, .1906.

IS Auto Goggles A large stock on hand and more of those fine Aluminum Auto Goggles coming which we sold at less than half others sell them for. Watch the price later C. A. HOFFMAN, The Optician, 624 Nicollet Avenue. Fine Spectacles! Eye Glasses, Kodaks, etc.

ITS SO The Investme nt now of a few dollars or a few hundred dollars in town lots at Port Frances, on the Canadian side Of the great Koochiching Falls will soono ne5t chaser from lOO 1 i A String of "Icaaaot tell bow the trmUtmmyi lmay the tale as 'twas toklta LIKE A BACHELOR R. JOHN V. SHOEMAKER, in a discussion of tht euthanasia, or painless killing of incurables, among other things: "There is something hard and inhuman about the euthanasia which forbids effectually our of it. "The euthanasia is as unfeeling and eMd as the average bachelor in a baby's preserfee. 1 A bachelor, visiting a married friend, eideavored to amuse the 6-months-old baby.

on his knee, tickled it, and finally gave it hie watchNto play with. jV "The watch was a small gold affair, and tie baby slipped it into its mouth. That made the smile. But the mother, perceiving what her darling eftibL had done, leaped forward in the greatest terror. she cried, see the child.

It has your watch in its mouth. It will swallow the "But the bachelor, with a laugh, hastened to reassure her. 'Don't be he said, 'I've got hold of the chain, you see. It can't go BABU DOCUMENTS. document," said Senator La Follette, anent A an unreasonable petition, reminds me of the letters that a civil servant in India sent to the government.

"The man was a babu, as the educated Indian na tives are cahed. He was in charge of a state and the documents in this library were being eaten by the rats. Accordingly he applied to the government for weekly rations for two cats. The rations were granted him, and passed, when the government received from uTm'tkia letter: I have the honor to inform ou that the senior cat is absent without leave. What shall I "Receiving no reply, be -wrote again as follows.

'In re absentee cat. I propose to promote the junior cat, and in the meantime to take into government service a probationer cat on full IGNORANCE OF THE BIBLE. is the meaning of the word, Easter?" said VV John Drew at a club. one could answer the question, and Mr. Drew, with a frown, went on: "Nobody reads the Bible now.

The public's ignorance of the Bible and of biblical things is amazing. A. biblical allusion is nowadays as unintelligible as a. Greek allusion. "Not long ago, at a dinner, I got into a biblical 1 argument.

When the argument was over, a young lady said: I enjoyed that discussion splendidly. But, you know, I always thought that Sodom and Gomorrah were man and "Another young lady commented: 'Oh, well, I suppose they ought to have heen if thev were SIS RECOMMEND. Rev. Madison Peters, in an eloquent attack or the marriage customs of the twentieth related an anecdote. A beautiful young girl and her mother," he were discussing" the eternal marriage question.

'Well, there's Charles murmured mother thoughtfully, after a long pause. 'Charles sneered the girl. 'He is he is ugly, he is mean, he is a coward. Charles Adams, why, he has nothing, nothing in the world to recommend him, except his You forget his heart said the mothersoftly." A GOOD ANSWER. HEN William Jennings Bryan as in London, guide, showing him over an arsenal, said with a malicious chuckle, as pointed to a pair of rusty canno.

I suppose you know where we got thosef" "No. Where did you get themf" Mr. Bryam asked. "Why," said the guide, "we took them from you Yankees at Bunker Hill." Mr. Bryan smiled.

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fa. "This young woman sat plying the needle omspring morning on the piazza of her pretty little nouseA coat of her husband's as in her lap. The himself appeared, and she said fretfully: 'It is too bad, the careless way the tailor put this button on. This is the fifth time I have had to sew it on for -b- ORIENTA BUGS CLEANED BY NAPTH A PROCESS Superior to all other methods. Entirely new process, giving oriental rugs, draperies, a richer appearance than when new.

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