The Hutchinson News from Hutchinson, Kansas • 3

HUTCHINSON DAILY NEWS, HON DAY, MARCH 2, 1896 3 THE' RETIRED BURGLAR. It is a better dinner than you eau get at a hotel, and served without wailing a half hour. Pe iole dislike to reach the 8ri when A Most Unfortunate Mishap withj a Singular Ending. they are old enough to know better. Charley Vaughn, at Chrisman's old stand on South Main street, conducts the only first-class restaurant in the city.

Instead of Carrying Away a lot of Valuable Stuff the Hourtebroaker Added a Set of Tools to the Wedding Gifts. It not onlv is so, it must be so. One but is now oa hi way to Emporia where he will make his home in the future. Ed Garber will leave tonight for Colorado Springs, where he has accepted a good position. Ed.

S. Moore, bookkeeper at the packinghouse, has moved from avenue A to Fifth avenue east. Scott E. Winne left last night for Cincinnati on business connected with the Central Trust company. J.

B. Trinder, Miss Daisy Trinder and Mrs. C. R. Barnett, of Ft.

Scott, were in the city last night. They were guests at the Midland. S. S. Ashbaugh, one of the leading attorneys of the state, was in the city last night on his way from his home in Kingman to Wichita, where he goes to attend the session of the federal court.

-AT- Minute Cough Cure acts quickly, and that's what makes it go. C. E. Sidlin- ger. It is not necessary to hypnotize a ML WALL'S girl to get her to try to sing, Pure apple cider all the way from Pike county, Missouri, at Stout's restaurant, two doors north of Martin's.

HOUSE CARPET Insurance John M. Kinkel, Quick in effect heals and leaves no scar. scaly skin eruptions quickly cured by DeWitt's Hazel salve, Ed Harsha, who has recently been with the Hutchinson Wholesale Grocer company as stenographer, will leave for Albuquerque, N. this week Applied to burns, scams, oia sores, is magical in effect. Always cures piles.

C. E. Sidlinger. FEBRUARY 1896. "In a house that I was looking ore kn a town up the state one night," said the retired burglar to a New York Sun reporter, "I came across something tha I never struck but that once in all my experience, strange as it may seem; and that was a lot of wedding presents, all just as they were arranged for disi When I turned my lamp into the room I wished I had brought a horse, End wagon there was a good deal of it that wouldn't have been of any earthly use to me, but it seemed a pity to leave any of it behind.

But if I couldn't carry it all off I could have the fun of and I started to look the things over. They were arranged on tables and chairs and on the floor around on sides of the room; on the side opposite to the side that I had come in at, and on the sides to the right and left; running around those three sides in a sort of irregular order. On the side where I was there were a few chairs. I thought I'd start in on the left and work around to the right, and I started from the 'door and had gone about three steps when I went down through the floor, as it seemed to me, but what I had really done was to step down where he has secured a position. Every man wants it understood that J.

B. Wyckoff, of Kalamazoo, Fri. Tub. Wed. Ttaur.

Sat. Mon. Sun. has been in the city this week, the he is very sympathetic. Atchison Globs.

guest of President E. L. Meyer, of the I I I I for Infants and Children. THIRTY years' observation of Castoria -with, the patronage of millions of persona, permit ns to speak of it withont gnegiing. It is unquestionably the best remedy for Infants and Children the world has ever known.

It is harmless. Children like it. It gives them health. It will gave their lives. In it Mother have something which is absolutely safe and practically perfect aa a child's medicine.

Castoria destroys pirns. Castoria allays Fevorishness. Castoria prevents vomiting Sonr Cnrd. Castoria cures Diarrhcea and Wind Colie. Castoria relieves Teething Troubles.

Castoria cures Constipation and Flatulency. Castoria neutralizes the effects of carbonic acid gas or poisonous air. Castoria does not contain morphine, opium, or other narcotic property. Castoria assimilates tJio food, regulates the stomach and bowels, giving healthy and Er.twralslecp. Castoria is pnt np in nng-size bottles only.

It is not sold in hulk. Don't allow any one to sell yon anything else on the plea or promise that it is "just as good and "will answer every purpose." See that yon get C-A-S-T-O-R-I-A First National bank. Mr. Wyckott is 3 1 It Cracker Jack and Little Joker are Jl I the only strictly hand-mada five-cent wealthy capitalist, and one of the It u. stockholders of the First National cigars in the city.

Manufactured by 8 bank at this place. A Holtschneider. Star shaves, star hair cuts, at Star 10 12 13 14 11 15 Best of All shop. Clark Keller, 20 S. Main.

To cleanse the system in a gentle and 20 21 22 19 16 17 13 The Koyal Daroer snop porcelain truly beneficial manner when the bath tubs are the finest. pring time comes, use the true and 28 29 23 26 24 25 27 It seems that the lion is getting in perfect remedy. Syrup of Figs. One bottle will answer for all the family, through an open register. 1 suppose his work this year the first of March.

Everybody should be please i that we are having the present cold snap, for you know if March comes in like a liou it will go out like a lamb. nd costs only 50 cents: the large size somebody must have, dropped some Buy the genuine. Manufactured thing down through it and have taken by the California Fig Syrup Company it out to get it and forgot to put it Don't invite disappointment by ex only, and for sale by all druggists. back. perimenting.

Depend upon One Min 'There was a wire screen under the ute Cough Cure and you have immediate relief. It cures croup. The only the attsntion of ALL to our sale of I register over the pipe opening, to keep Bucklen's Arnica Salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, The fac -simile harmless remedy that produces imme is on every things from dropping down the pipe, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever diate results. C.

E. Sidlinger. signature of wrapper. but it was very fine light wire, and it CROCKERY GLASSWARE. sores, tetter, chapped hands, chil The good work is still going on at the Midland Barber shop.

tf blains, corns, and all skin eruptians, and positively cures piles, no pay didn't stop me at all; I just slid down into the pipe, pushing that along under my feet. When I dropped into the pipe I had been facing to the left; in some wav as I went down I got skewed Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. Some people think that if they only Wm. Remicksets regular meals from equired. It is guaranteeu to give perfect satisfaction, or money refund 11:30 to 1:30 every day at his restaurant have something to eat, it makes no I difference how that something is I at 210 Main street.

ed. Price 25c per box. For sale by Graybill's drug store. tf served. These people are FEW, how 60 that when I got down as far as I Twentv-five new subscribers were ever, and would be still FEWER should added to the Weekly Nkws Saturday they see how CHEAP and PRETTY Gas Stoves.

We now have a nice line of newest are the dishes we are selling. Ours is I Go to the Bon Ton for fresh oysters, CLAIRETTE SOAP. served in any style. NO OLD STOCK styles which the ladies are invited to Soothing (healing, cieansing, De of broken sets, but a SEW STOCK of Witt's Witch Hazel Salve is the enemy to sores, wounds and piles, which it inspect at our new office corner Sherman and Main streets. The HrrcmxsoN" Water, Light A.xr Meakin's best Semi-Porcelain and Iron- never fails to cure.

Stops itching and burning. Cures chapped hps and cold Stone China. Jas. Myers Son. Power Co.

tf sores in two or three hours. C. E. Sid linger. To Cure a Cold in One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab A young man in this towD got him J' In. self into a nice fix Saturday night. 11 lets. All druggists refund the money asked four different girls to go to see Sinbad and all four accepted. He then it fails to cure.

25c. For sale by E. Sidlinger. took a fifth girl, and now there art Bicycle Enamel Neighbor's Wife IN BLACK, MAROON AND VERMILLION. four srirls that won even speak to him.

The mean thing. GERMANS MUST SHAVE. Parsons' Liquid Electricity is the William Orders His Soldiers to Wear onlv medicine sold in Hutchinson that Smooth 1 aces or Full Beards. There is a panic in Kiel and Wilhelm- is positively guaranteed to cure rheu' AT matisra or no pay. bold by Gray- shafen the centers of the German bill.

ti SLIDING DOWX THE PIPE. navy because a decree has gone forth FREEMAN HAINES' Likes A man can hold a 150-pound girl on requiring all officers and men to go did go I was facing to the front; that is. his lap every evening from 9 to 12 and about clean shaven or else to wear full toward the center of the room. The WALL PAPER never kick; but wait until alter they beards. This means that the mustache are married about six months, and must go, and the mustache is an im -d PAINT STOFE.

I CHERITTE 140 pound wife is so heavy it makes pipe didn't go straight down, but with a curve. I had thrown up my hands as I went down, and I suppose I might portant feature in tlr: facial adorn him tired to hold her hve minutes ment of the Germans, hether in the This is funny, but it is so. have gone plumb to the furnace if I im' iial service or out of it. It is ex NOTICE! Says it saves time saves money makes overwork unneces- J. W.

Pierce, Republic, says: tremely difficult to get even a coach hadn't clutched at the edge of the register opening and hung on. A min have used One Minute Cough (Jure in Two new shipments of that Xon- sary. Tell your wife about it. Your grocer sells it. my family and for myself, with result! man, a butler, or any man servant that is clean shaven or will allow him Wall Paper in this week.

so entirely satistactory that 1 can Hade only by DAo'in-i Pnnri-w 17 Ciret hardly hnd words to express mysell ri4 lilllliJ LtiUUl 11 L' 1 as to its merit. I will never Jail u. The N. K. Fairbank Company, St.

Louis. self to become so, or indeed one who is willing to wear a full beard. The fashion of the day in the German empire requires that the mustache be recomoieud it toothers, ou every occa iston that preserus libelt. sm H. T.

FLINT, liiiLrer. J. V. Woods, of Hutchinson, who owns fierce and lor.g. It i- said that the kaiser is behind this new order, and that he thinks the navy would appear smarter if there was more uniformitv PAILPOAD TICKET BFOXER DR.

COTTGN ROOT an interest, a valudOie piece ot min AND PIGEON RUST'S the Greatest Discovery op the age. (INJECTION.) erai iiiuu tue ilcLaun mints ZO'J oi the city, naa in Galena 'n the looks of the ofiieeis. ILLS Orisrintl and Genuine CHEAP TICKETS TO ALL FOINT5. Monday. Galena Times.

MILK inres in i to 4 days. Immediate in effect: quicK to cure A positive preventive. Can earned invest poekeLali com. Growth of the Cotton Industry. always reliable and One Minute Cougu Cure touches the Cotton Root and always ask for Dr.

Rust's Pills. Ther never plete in on. small package. Mailed to ann address na'ht spot. It alaj touches it at th In 1SG9 the world used only 5,000,000 bales of cotton in manufactures as Pennyroyal eluale fall and never lniure.

I Mailed loan) ad- on receipt ol $1 bj 1.00 by rurht if vou take it when you dress ou receipt of against 11,000,000 hales now an in have a cough or cold. See the puiut Toe Rust Medicine Co, St Paul. Minn. S. TREAT AND THE OWL PHARMACY.

crease of 120 per cent. The United Then don't cough. C. E. Sidlinger.

FOR SALE BY E. TERSE TALES OF THE TOWN, Smoke Cracker Jack and Little Jo States has less than 13.000,000 spindies. against nearly 70.000.000 in Europe. ute before 1 was going to take my pick of a roomfui; now where was I had started across the room carrying my tool bag in one hand and my in the other. The shock when I went down had shaken the hag out of my hand, and I had held on to my lamp, though it was lying on its side row with my tiugers clutching through the handle.

The failing of the tool hag and the striking of the lamp ou the floor and the scraping of the wire gauze down through the tin pipe must have made altogether a good deal of noise, and I expected every minute to hear somebody moving about upstairs find coining down to haul nie out, but nobody did come, and I set my lamp up straight, and after I'd waited a minute or two more I started to see if I could haul myself out. "As 1 lay iu the pipe my head was below the level of the floor; by a great effort I could raise myself so that the uper half of my head was above the opening, but no higher; there was no room for play; when I got that high I found myself with my elbows close to my body, and fairly wedged into the pipe; 1 couldn't get any higher. "I let myself down again, and after while 1 pulled myself up again, ard held on by one hand and held np the lamp and swung it round on the things. Then I let myself down again, and won ker cigars. Record of Minor Events and Comment on (Local The total takings by spinners of the Hot and cold lunch at Stout's, north STOKER'S United States are about 2,330,000 bales.

NURSERIES. of Martin's. Affairs. Sweetser, the land-agent. Insurance John M.

Kinkel. C. A. Cjnklin, of Hutchinson, re of which the southern mills have but one-third. The south has now nearly 2.000,000 spindles, instead of 562,600, in 1SS0.

Thus in 13 years it has Increased turned to Galena Wednesday after Stoker cfc Bri ce, Proprietors Sedgwick. Kansas. week's visit at home. Mr. Conklin i Mrs.

Holland, of Hutchinson, is the city visiting her daughter, Mrs. experienced hotel man, and has hi the percentage of spindles from five to Fruit growers, if you are in need of any trees, plants or vines, please eagle optic centered on the best tow P. Noland. Florence Bulletin. 14.

The total number of cotton mill in Kansas. Galena Times. call at our TREE YARD, located on South Main street, by Jones' harness in the southern states is 271. Bathe in the porcelain tub when you can. The Royal barber shop is the shop, Hutchinson, Kansas, and see the QUALITY of our home grown nursery ine iob printing at reasonable rct at the New 3 otfice.

itock and get our prices. We will meet all competition, QUALITY OF STOCK only place in the city that has them CONSIDERED. We are the GROWERS, and can supply your needs. T. S.

The Santa Fe makes the run fron. By reading the advertising columns Hutchinson to Wichita in one hour an of the News you can keep posted on PRATHER has charge of the yard. Call and see him. SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS in Pear, Apple, Apricot and Peach Trees, as well as Grape Vines. forty minutes, leaving Hutchinson bargains.

10:40 a. arriving at Wichita W. H. Johnson, of Hutchinson, was noon; returning, the same time in the city Monday evening and enter made, leaving ichita at p. tained the members of the K.

of P. PERA HOUSE; TflE im arriving at Hutchinson on 5 5:25 p. m. The same connection odge with a specimen of his rare abil dered wha I was going to do. It wasn't ity as a hypnotist.

Nickerson Argo only uncomfortable there in the po TOOK THE WHIP HAND. Bismarck's Fhyslcia Would Xot Yield the Old Man's Humors. Yon raschinger's work on Prince Bismarck, which has just appeared, contains several hitherto unpublished anecdotes. One of these relates how Dr. Schweninger became the chancellor's private physician and subjugated the great man to his will.

Dr. Schweninger, who was indebted to Eerr Doetz, deputy, for his introduction to Bismarck's household, recognized the strong temperament with which he had to deal, and resolved to assume the whip hand at the very out made between these two points in th M. CAIN, Manager. evening as heretofore C. Bissell's meat market can be had by riug-ing up telephone 113.

Free de There are a number of Hutchinso sition I was in; it as mighty hot and unpleasant every way. If I let go I didn't know but what I'd slide down rgainst the furnace, and of course I 4 livery anywhere in the city. people that are going to be so rich some of these days, that toe News man wil Fresh pork and all kinds of meats psold cheaper at Charlie Bissell's than not have to work, they will just com around every ween and make him couldn't stand it for an indefinite length of time, and when I'd been in the pipe I should imagine about two any other place in tne city. present of a thousand or bo. They are goin to make their money out of goto JJ Everyone, if he lives long enough, ONE WEEK, Commencing March 2nd.

SHARPLEY Lyceum Theatre Co. hours I made up mv mind that becomes the unfortunate one in his mines at Cripple Creek. Mr. Smith hat- (1 family to whom all the others turn wouldn't try to stand it anv longer; just returned from Cripple Creek witL they want money. some samples of ore that is as tbic I'd got to come out some time, and I might just as well come out then; in with gold that you can fairly hear th Y'ou can buy blank receipts at the fact better, for while the chances of gold talk.

ijXEws counting room in tab or book my getting away at all were mighty 4 form. Try one of those 5-cent cigars at AND THE BRILLIANT STAR, small, they would be better at night T. Stout's. Somehow the world can't help pity- than they would be in the daytime. Si ing the wife a man who has a long Out of weakness comes strength beard.

"So I made up my mind to kick on the pipe and wake up the house and when the blood has Deen purified, en riched and vitalized by Hoou'a -Sarsa A high liver wilh a torpid liver will not be a long liver. Correct the liver have tha thing settled. So I kicked; once, twice, and then I kicked again; parilla. 30 PERSONAL. with DeWitt's Little Early Risers, lit- Will appear in this city on March 24th, 1S96, at the First M.

E. church, under the auspices of the Hutchinson Lecture Association. The members of this club include the following well known artists: Mr. Otto Lund Solo Violin Mr, Theo. Hoch Violin Mr.

Richard Stoelzer Viola Mr. Mario Blodeck CeUo Mme. La Roche Chromatic Harp assisted Br Miss Louise Gumaer Prima Donna Contralto Herr Theodore Hoch, Cornet virtuoso and Roman Triumphal Trumpet Mr. Mario Blodeck. Gamba Soloist Mr.

Richard Stoelzer d' Amour Soloist This will undoubtedly prove to be the finest entertainment of the season. ITRUCK fc GALLUP, Bouse and Sip Painters. PAPER HANGING A SPECIALTY. Xo. 7 SSermaa Street THE FINEST BAND AND ORCHESTRA Carried by a Dramatic Co.

and by snakes! 1 kicked the pipe opci tie pills that cure dyspepsia and con- set. Three days after bis advent the chancellor fell ill. The doctor forbade him to partake of a certain dish of which he was particularly fond. Bismarck rebelled, and had it placed before him, notwithstanding. Hearing of what had been done Dr.

Schweninger entered the room, took the dish forcibly from the patient's hands, and flung it out of the window. The man ot iron perceived that he had met his match and as ever af terw ard the most docile of patients under Dr. Schweninger's hands. Making the Gods Merry. Some of the superstitions of th Chinese are charming.

They have an Impression that when there is a long drought it is because the gods are either angry or in a bad mood. So they dress a dog in a comical way and lead him through the streets. All the people laugh, and it is supposed that the goda can't help laughing too. etipation. C.

sidlinger. at my feet; there was a joint there, anl I'd kicked it apart: and the sections K. P. Kelley, of Eureka, is in the War talk is well enough to inflame city. I was in sagged down with my weight, the minds of voters, aDd frighten con E.

S. Gregg, of St. Louis, is here to fiding wives, but beyond that it is sil and I slid out on the cellar floor. The sagging down of that part of the pipe NEW PLAYS, ELEGANT WARDROBE, FINE MUSIC. day transacting business.

ly, and should not be indulged in. detached it from the part aoove and J. H. Marshall, of Haven, was in the "Give me a liver regulator and 1 can it fcil on the cellar floor alongside of city Saturday attending the conver. regulate the world, said a genius.

The druggist handed him a bottle of That made noise enough to w-al up: there couldn't be any tion. Mrs. S. Tannebaum and son Simon Hard Times DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the fa 10, 20 30c. about that moss little pills.

C. E. SiJlinger. PRICES are visiting the family of Chas. Yuung- If yon want first-class job printing "1 wont out by the same cellar tl.iit I rame in by.

It was the first hiem. Dr. W. A. Yinehing is in the eit? to done, bring it to the jNtws office.

ruch lot of stuff that I ever and I never rot a thing out of matter how long1 after, it is sure to LADIES FREE MONDAY. Oa Mondav nicht every lady accom Remick, the restaurant man, oppo- i spend a day or two with the R-r. Dr. site the Midland, is selling a regular George. Dr.

Yingeiog has been lo-busines3 man's hot dinner, for 25 cents. I cated at Ness City for several years, ram, and this proves that the Chinese theory is correct. panied by one paid reserved seat ticket ir: I added something to it a set of tools end a dark lantern. will be admitted tree..