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Corpus Christi Caller-Times from Corpus Christi, Texas • 15

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Corfu Caller tEime B7 liesday January 22 2002 calleroom I i fi 1 Under alien rule with flying cars I County is a surprisingly convincing love song sung with Lee Ann Womack Dropped In (lb See What Condition My Condition Was made famous by Kenny Rogers is perfectly interpreted by Nelson But easy to forget these gems in the directionless album For a while excessive output and leanings toward commercialism could be attributed to his need to pay off the IRS As time marches on and debt dwindles the culprit is looking more and more like the man himself Contact Brendan Walsh at 886-3763 or alshbcallercom NELSON PROM B6 to have had to sing with them is an unthinkable insult Blame it on Santana his 1999 album utilized guest appearances and sold 11 million copies scoring Santana eight Grammys and his first major commercial success in more than a decade Nelson who also had a major hit in quite a while seems to have looked to that album for the inspiration for Great But the album is not without merit rendition of Cyndi After reminds us what a gifted songwriter she was at times and Winner seventh- and eighth grade division Ellen Torrence 14 Eighth grade Grant Middle School In SO years Corpus Christi is going Jo be a high-tech and interesting place Nothing will be'the same as it was SO years ago' Corpus Christi is going to be under the rule of aliens We will have all the rights we did before except a couple of exceptions They will make us wear hot pink pants andyel-low shirts Our shoes are going to be moon shoes which will help us get around easier ernment that the whole community have to go through this training before the age of 13 Another change in our county is our money The stores will only accept credit cards called Slime The aliens are going to build a train station that can take you up to their planet for a vacation called the Ball You be able to leave the county under any circumstances The stores Will change as well They will be floating everywhere in the county lb find the store you are looking for you have to go and find it in your flying car This gives people always something to da i In school children of all will be combined into -one huge class They will all learn one simple game every day For instance In this game it is like tug-of-war but instead you use a slippery worm as the rope This game is very fun and hard to play but it gives the kids something to do instead of taking drugs and doing bad things In 0 years I am glad my kids yill be living here They will be kept safe and sound and I have to worry about them taking drugs and getting into trouble 1 No open spaces and plenty of congestion Toi Winner 11th and BDBolilannn if I1 ii 1 Aurora Karsh 10 predicts Corpus Christi will have flying cars aad a giant complax with avaiything from fibraries to ica cream pariora In 50 years: High-tech homes-cars and one-stop shopping formica Our transportation is going to be very upgraded too We are going to have flying cars that can go anywhere you want as long as you have your flying permit It will take three years to get this permit and it is required by the alien gov a Homes will be similar to ours now except the alarm system will be a robotic microchip that is installed in the alarm box It will activate noises in the house that sound like real people if the alarm is not de-activated in 40 seconds and the owners are away It can be activated to recognize the people who live in the house If it senses one of the people who lives in the house the alarm system will turn off automatically There will be a big complex in the middle of the city with an ice-skating rink a big mall access to all sports beauty parlors ice cream shops restaurants a workout center an arcade and a library There will be a for babysitting too Time warps will also be in a shop You pay type in the name of the place you want to go to step through and there! Well I hope these things do truly happen be old by then so life will be way easier windows living rooms backyards screen TVs doors kitchens and big bathrooms There will be more mansions by the bayfront with seven floors and gates all around the houses and lots of flowers in the grass Museums will have big col 12th-grade division Diana Barrera 18 Senior Richard Milbum Academy In SO years Corpus Christi will expand to Alice and Kingsville There will be no undeveloped land left in the city The developed land will Inflation will increase prices Minimum wage will go up to $835 an hour be comprised of business buildings and housing subdivisions Corpus will have grown due to immigration and the increasing pregnancy rate Due to carelessness 90 percent of all people will have contracted a sexually transmitted disease in some point in their life Antidotes will be invented to cure these diseases but just the thought of everyone being contaminated is disturbing Continuing inflation will increase prices Minimum wage will go up to $835 an hour Cars sold here will still be made out of fiberglass or some thinner material made for looks only These flimsy cars plus the population congestion will raise the death rate as a result of increasing lections of new dinosaur bones and other bones The (Texas) State Aquarium will have different colored animals and fish Schools will have layers of rooms on top of each other Corpus Christi will build new high schools Buses will be longer and I I i i I I if aaiDDna aqaaihanaa i v-p: aoDinaag DOIB1E3DD Diana Barrera 18 mm a lot of inflation and aiassiw growth la Corpus Christi' future car accidents Although there will be other types of music like there always have been the music rage will be mostly techno Oldies on the radio will consist of music from the 1990s through 2004 People will dress the way they want without being judged by anyone else Girls will wear pretty much nothing or promiscuous attire People will mostly be thin due to new weight-loss pills and new inventions Most people will be too lazy to go anywhere or do anything because everything can be done for them without having to move a muscle No one will exercise because you can just attach a machine to your stomach and other fatty areas to eliminate fat have more seats for people to sit on Buses will take people wherever they need to go There will be lots of airplanes at the airport Malls will have lots of different kinds of stores that sell clothes Corpus Christi will look like this in 50 years 7' V1 it y'i- ft" lifestyleBRIEFS Cashmere bathrobes and croc mocs for elegant men NEW YORK GQ has a newsflash for well-dressed men: Elegance is in again And it never goes out Double-breasted suit This wardrobe staple is a natural classic but it have to be a stuffy suit Loosen it up with a cash-mere T-shirt or a turtleneck Navy blazer Modernize this conservative classic with a slimmer cut and pair it with jeans to dress-down or nice slacks and loafers for a casual-chic look Patek Philippe watch The watch of choice of Tchaikovsky and Einstein its value increases over time Cable-knit cashmere turtleneck Modernize this traditional look with a pale ice blue color Crocodile moccasins Luxury shoemaker has produced fewer than 1000 pairs Shearling coat Functional yet Tty a horoscope ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19): Thke initiative and display courage of convictions Leo plays dramatic role TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20): Yoiu exude aura of sensuality and sex appeal GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Much occurs behind the scenes look back and check the facts figures CANCER (June 21-July 22): This is your makeover day wear clothes and hair in different styles LEO (July 23-Aug 22): Your written words you into the news VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept 22): Emphasis on art music home and marital status LIBRA (Sept 23-Oct 22 Lie low and play waiting game Someone attempts to credit belonging to you aces onBRIDGE pre-empt had something to do with propelling North-South beyond the cold no-trump game For retribution South could return the favor using long suit to his own advantage With spade ace gone at trick one even if South found hearts 3-3 the lack- of a third trump in dummy left him no way to cash heart winners After he set up hearts he take trumps and retain an entry to dummy How did South succeed in making misery for East? At trick one with full knowledge that West had a six-card spade suit South brazenly ducked spade ace When West innocently led another spade South covered in dummy allowing East to ruff East shifted to his club king but South was ready He won his ace cashed the king and ace of hearts and ruffed a heart to establish the suit Then he cashed two trumps carcoat or peacoat Cashmere bathrobe For the man who has everything Fur-lined coat Extravagant and functional Ihlk to your child before he hits his teen years How you respond to your first infatuation may determine how you communicate during the more stressful teen years Pete Stavinoha a pediatric neuropsychologist at Medical Center of Dallas says parents should use the opportunity to prove to their child that they can be trusted with issues that make kids feel vulnerable He suggests parents listen and encourage their children to talk without any teasing or judgment your child in a conversation about the qualities they like in a person and take their lead in the tone of the he said Caller-Times wire services SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21): Emphasis on legal procedures public scrutiny of your record SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): Visit individual temporarily confined to home hospital Meeting will prove advantageous CAPRICORN (Dec 22 Jan 19): Hike chance on romance exude charm and humor AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): Focus on home property partnership and marriage PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): Forces are scattered attempt to be everywhere at once IF JAN 22 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: You were separated psychologically or otherwise from parents at relatively early age Your thinking is unorthodox and creative Tribune Media Services ending in dummy and discarded his two black-suit losers on hearts Tb foil trickery East must refuse to ruff spade ace keeping his third trump instead third trump denies an entry to hearts and South must lose three black-suit tricks NORTH A54 A10742 K9 J85 WEST EAST 10 9 8 3 963 VQJ8 63 542 102 KQ9743 SOUTH 762 VK5 AQJ1087 A6 Vulnerable North-South Dealer: South The bidding: South West North East 1 2 3 Pass 4 Pass 5 All pass Opening lead: Spade king Winner fifth- and sixth-grade division Aurora Kareh 10 Ffth grade Incarnate Word Academy In SO years I think there be any cars in Corpus Christi They will be transformed into round ball-like flying objects They will be easy to park since they will Cars will be replaced with round ball-like flying objects Kareh be able to fold up into a smaller size making more room for other cars There will be less pollution because the will have a forever lasting battery no gas MONEY FROM B6 because see many pictures in the pages Pencils will do the work for you People will have rich homes along Greenwood Drive The houses will have big rooms BID WITH THE ACES South holds: 3 QJ8 542 KQ9743 North South 1 ANSWER: One no-trump Not strong enough for a two-club response Witnesses sought Parents of baby brain injured during birth 82997 at Spohn Hospital South are looking for parentsfamily of other babies bom between 11:00 am and 2:00 pm on that date You may be a witness Please call Mueller Law Offices 1-800324-5879 AdrancedVisicll) (AlU CBNTtfc 'w' Improving tour VUon Our Fooui A Valentine Gift vT They Will Really dth Cherish! 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