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0 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 0 00 00 00 00 00 00 THE DAILY TELEGRAPH MONDAY, MARCH 13, 2006 TODAY'S HIGHLIGHTS Inheriting a problem? Possessive Simunek and Juliet Aubrey in By Chris Riley Real Story with Fiona Bruce BBC 1, 7.30 pm A new series of current affairs reports opens with Bruce talking to people who have fallen victim to terror attacks while abroad on holiday. They explain why they feel let down, not only by the government, but also by their insurance companies. Beating Bird Flu: an Equinox Special Channel 4, 8.00 pm The Spanish flu of 1918 was, it is now known, a bird flu outbreak. And it is to that devastating mutation (the global death toll was some 50 million) that scientists have turned in a bid to prevent a similarly catastrophic H5N1 pandemic. This documentary follows the work of three of the world's leading flu experts in both Britain and America as they set about recreating, studying analysing the 1918 virus in a bid to learn what may yet prove vital lessons about its origins, genetic code and general pathology.

A Good Murder ITV 1, 9.00 pm Studly young Albanian Niko (Mirek Simunek) is a bit of a bad boy we know this because he's flirted with three separate women before the opening credits of this two-parter (concluding tomorrow) have finished. Just how bad is the intended hook of this piece, billed (fancifully) as a psychological thriller. It brings together Niko's world he's an illegal immigrant in debt to a Russian gangster and that of Kay (Juliet Aubrey), a quiet, thirtysomething artist living under the roof and thumb of her frail but domineering mother (Anna Massey). Those involved might have been better off addressing just how bad A Good Murder is, because it's a distinctly malodorous piece of television with such cliched characters and situations (Niko learns Kay will inherit the house if mum pops her bilious clogs) you may find yourself hoping everyone comes to a sticky end sooner rather than later. In fact, with its brooding hunk (Niko has cheekbones RADIO Radio 1 PM: MHz 7 00 a.m.

The Chris Moyles Show. 10 00 Jo Whiley. 12 45 Newsbeat. 1 00 Colin and Edith. 4 00 Scott Mills.

7 00 Zane Lowe. 9 00 Lamacq Live. 1 00 Mary Anne Hobbs: the Breezeblock. 3 00 4.00 00 7 00 a.m. Early Breakfast with JK and Joel.

Radio 2 FM: MHz 6 00 a.m. Sarah Kennedy: the Dawn Patrol. 7 30 Wake Up to Wogan. 9 30 Ken Bruce. 12 00 Jeremy Vine.

2 00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5 05 Johnnie Walker. 700 The Album Chart Show with Simon Mayo. 8 00 Humphrey Lyttelton. 9 00 The 2006 Radio Ballads.

See Choices. 10 Big Band Special. 10 30 The Mark Radcliffe Show. 12 00 Janice Long. 3 00 6 00 a.m.

Janey Lee Grace. Radio 3 FM: 90.2-92.4 MHz 7 00 a.m. Morning on 3. 10 0 CD Masters. 12 00 Composer of the Week: Maurice Ravel.

1 00 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. Presented by Stephanie Hughes from London's Wigmore Hall. Schubert: Quartet in A minor (Rosamunde). Ligeti: Quartet No 1 nocturnes). The Artemis Quartet.

2 00 Afternoon Performance. Handel: Sweet Bird. Romance in minor. Haydn: Concerto for cello and orchestra in D. Symphony No 7 in minor.

3 30 Making Tracks. A clog dance by Mussorgsky's Gnomus and an excerpt from The King and I. 4 00 Stage and Screen. Music from Kander and Ebb's The Rink, Sullivan's The Rose of Persia, a new ballad by Jason Robert Brown and Maria Friedman singing Sunrise, Sunset from Fiddler on the Roof. 5 00 In Tune.

7 30 Performance on 3. Recorded at London's Wigmore Hall. Shostakovich: String Quartet No 6 in No 13 in flat minor; No 3 in F. Aviv String Quartet. 9 10 Mozart Piano Sonatas.

Farkas Gabor performs the composer's Sonata for piano in flat. 9 30 Night Waves. The emergence of a new entrepreneurial middle class who combine Islamic beliefs MS 29 telegraph.co.uk/tv ON THE WEB More about today's choices TELEVISION RADIO Anna Massey watches over Mirek A Good Murder (ITV 1, 9.00 pm) you could fillet a fish with, and the obligatory tragic back-story) and buttoneddown heroine, it's more like a piece of bad romantic fiction than anything else. Niko is certainly the penniless refugee I've ever encountered who can afford regular chest waxes. Man Stroke Woman BBC 2, times vary A sketch show (first seen on BBC 3) overseen by Ash Atalla, the producer of The Office, a somewhat uneven but often funny exploration of the routine delusions and disappointments of thirtysomething life.

Nick Frost, Meredith MacNeil and Nick Burns (from the curiously undervalued Nathan Barley) are among the cast, and help make the very most of the script's agreeably absurd streak. ArtShock: Is Bad Art for Bad People? Channel 4, 11.05pm First of four ArtShock films being broadcast Mon-Thur this week, a somewhat looselimbed season about art on the edge. We begin with an examination of the history of Overgrown teenagers: Man Stroke Woman (BBC 2, times vary) "shocking" works of art of the 20th century by Jake Chapman with brother Dinos, no stranger to. controversy himself of course. how "shocking" does this season get? Well, in tomorrow's The Human Canvas, we've bloodletting in the name of art, piercings, suspensions and performance surgery to endure.

Many things in life challenge us to think about the body and its boundaries. But watching a bald American bleeding isn't one of them. with a capitalist working ethic. 10 15 Late Junction. Works by the 16th Century composer Thomas Morley, played Musicians of Swanne Alley and Red Byrd.

12 00 Composer of the Week: Ludwig van Beethoven. 1 00 7 00 a.m. Through the Night. Radio 4 FM: 92.4-94,6 MHz: LW: 198 kHz 5 35 a.m. Iw Test Match Special: India England.

6 00 a.m. Today. 9 00 Start the Week. Andrew Marr is joined by Daniel Dennett, Richard Dawkins, Bishop Richard Harries and Barbara Ehrenreich. 9 45 Book of the Week: Adrift in Caledonia by Nick Thorpe.

10 00 Woman's Hour. Including at 10 45 Part one of Our Father, Who Art in a Tree by Judy Pascoe. A 10-year-old girl discovers her supposedly dead father is living in a tree. Lucinda Cowden stars. 11 00 Virus Wars.

See Choices. 11 30 Object Lessons. 12 00 fm News. 12 00 lw News; Shipping Forecast. 12 04 You and Yours.

12 57 Weather. 1 00 The World at One. 1 30 Counterpoint. 2 00 The Archers, rpt. 2 15 Afternoon Play: The Bride's Chamber by Charles Dickens.

Adaptation of The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices. Jack Shepherd stars. 3 00 Money Box Live: 08700 100 444. 3 30 My Animals Other Family. Julia Blackburn reads her own autobiographical stories, beginning with A Bushbaby from Harrods.

3 45 Chute. Dylan Winter on the role of chutes in the modern world a 4 00 The Food Programme. 4 30 Beyond Belief. 5 00 PM. 5 54 lw Shipping Forecast; Weather.

6 00 Six O'Clock News. 6 30 Just a Minute. With Paul Merton, Gyles Brandreth, Tony Hawks and Clement Freud. 7 00 The Archers. Jack makes an important decision.

7 15 Front Row. Mark Lawson reports on new film for Vendetta. 7 45 Our Father Who Art in a Tree. Broadcast earlier as part of Woman's Hour. 8 00 Inside the British Presidency.

Edward Stourton investigates how Britain found itself facing isolation from the other member states. 8 30 Crossing Continents. Bill Law reports on the islands of St Pierre and Miquelon off the coast Canada, who have made a bid to seize undersea territory they believe can be exploited for oil and gas. BBC 1 6 00 a.m. Breakfast (S).

9 15 Animal Park (S). 10,00 Homes the Hammer (S). Followed by News (S), Weather. 11 00 To Buy or Not to Buy, rpt (S). 11 30 Bargain Hunt, rpt (S).

Followed by News (S), Weather. 12 15 Cash in the Attic (S). 1 00 News (S), Local News, Weather. 1 40 Neighbours (AD) (S). 2 05 Doctors (S).

2 35 Monk, rpt (S). 320 News (S), Local News, Weather. 325 CBBC: Chuckle Vision, rpt (S). 3.40 Pitt and Kantrop (S). 4.05 What's New ScoobyDoo? rpt (S).

4.30 Grange Hill (S). 4.55 Blue Peter (S). 5.20 Newsround Extra (S). 5 35 Neighbours, rpt (AD) (S). 6 00 News.

6 30 Regional News Programmes (S), Weather. 7 00 Open All Hours, rpt. Granville is left in charge of the shop (S). (Scotland: The Road to Melbourne.) 7 30 Real Story with Fiona Bruce. See Today's Highlights (S).

800 EastEnders. Little Mo struggles to defend her parenting skills (AD) (S). 8 30 Girl Cops. Judith Walmsley organises a clothing amnesty (S). 9 00 Dalziel and Pascoe.

A Premiership football team's bus is by a train. Concludes tomorrow (AD) (S). (Scotland: Remembering Dunblane.) 10 00 News (S), Local News, Weather. 10 35 Comedy Connections. dinnerladies (S).

(N Ireland: The Next Level; 11.05 Comedy Connections; 11.45 Film 2006: 12.15 a.m. One Foot in the Grave; 12.45 Outtake TV; 1.15 Sky High; 1.30 2.35 Sign Zone. Scotland: Offside: 11.05 Comedy Connections: 11.45 Film 2006; 12.15 a.m. "The King of 2.05 2.35 11 15 Film 2006 with Jonathan Ross (S). 11 45 The King of FILM Comedy (1983).

Comedy with Robert De Niro (S). 1 35 a.m. Sign Zone (S) (SL). 4 10 6.00 BBC News 24. BBC 2 705 10.30 a.m.

CBBC (S). 10 30 Schools. 12 00 The Daily Politics (S). 12 30 Working Lunch (S). 100 Schools.

1 30 from FILM Return Mountain (1978). Fantasy with Bette Davis (S). 300 Through the Keyhole (S). 3 30 Sun, Sea and Bargain Spotting (S). 4 30 Ready, Steady, Cook (S).

5 15 Weakest Link (S). 6 00 Animal Park: Wild in Africa. Ben and Kate examine termite towers (S). 6 30 Masterchef Goes Large. At London's world-famous Ritz Hotel (S).

7 00 Top of the Pops. Featuring the Zutons, Corinne Bailey Rae, Franz Ferdinand and Sugababes (S). 7 30 A Passion for Churches. A 20-year campaign to restore stained glass windows (AD) (S). (Scotland: Eorpa.) 800 Tales from the Palaces.

Andrew Harris makes plans to reconstruct a chimney. Last in the series (S). 8 30 University Challenge. Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge, the University of Sussex (AD) (S). 900 Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

New series. With guest host Jonathan Ross (S). 9 30 Man Stroke Woman. See Today's Highlights (S). (N Ireland: ATL TV in Concert.) 10 00 The Office, rpt.

David has a hard time raising staff morale (AD) (S). (Scotland: Thin Ice.) 10 30 Newsnight (S). (Scotland: 11.00 Newsnight Scotland; 11.20 The Office; 11.50 Kath Kim; 12.40 1.00 a.m. News 24.) 11 20 Kath Kim, rpt (S). (N Ireland: Man Stroke Woman; 11.50 The Office; 12.20 a.m.

Kath Kim: 12.45 1.00 News 24. Wales: NotSo-Fair 11.50 Kath Kim; 12.40 1.00 BBC News 24.) Kath Kim, rpt (S). a.m. BBC News 24. 6.00 BBC Learning Zone (S).

GILLIAN REYNOLDS' CHOICES 1 32 The World Today. 2 00 News. 10 00 Anita Anand. 2 06 Secret Wars the CIA and the 1 00-Up All Night. The horn of the hunter: The 2006 Radio Ballads invoke songs that sing the case for and against field sports (Radio 2, 9.00 pm) Virus Wars Radio 4FM, 11.00 am It's an electronic minefield, says Quentin Cooper, in this revealing feature on computer viruses.

In its simplest form, a virus is an unwanted programme that enters your computer by stealth, slowing its operation, even robbing your bank account. It's every computer user's nightmare, especially for those of us at home without free IT help. Here's how professionals combat hackers and their virus spawn. The 2006 Radio Ballads Radio 2, 9.00 pm This splendid series reflects life in Britain today through a blend of speech and music but when its makers, John Leonard and John Tams, chose hunting as a theme they ran into an unexpected difficulty. Knowing they would present pro as well as anti-hunting views, they discovered it hard to commission new songs on the pro side.

So listen for traditional songs supporting the country voices. 9 00 Nature. A successful campaign Middle East. 2 29 News. 2 32 to preserve Britain's frog population.

Charlie Gillett. 3 00 News. 3 06 9 30 Start the Week, rpt." Health. 3 29 News. 3 32 The World 9 59 Weather.

Today. 4 00 News. 4 06 Outlook. 10 00 The World Tonight. 4 29 News Update.

4 32 Outlook. 10 45 Book at Bedtime: Suite 4 45 Off the Shelf. 5 00 World Francaise Storm in June by Irene Briefing. 5 20 Business Report.) Nemirovsky. Madame Pericard 5 35 News; Shipping Forecast.

and her family flee to Nimes. 5 43 Prayer for the Day. 11 00 Home Truths. 5 45 6 00 a.m. Farming Today.

11 30 Today in Parliament. 12 00 News and Weather. Radio 5 Live MW: 693, 909 kHz 12 30 Book of the Week: 6 00 a.m. Breakfast. Adrift in Caledonia, rpt.

9 00 Victoria Derbyshire. 12 48 Shipping Forecast. 12 00 The Midday News. 1 00 5 35 a.m. Selected World 1 00 Simon Mayo.

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7.00 00 Sport on Five. ITV1 LONDON 6 00 9.25 a.m. GMTV (S). 925 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). 10 30 This Morning (S).

12 30 (S), Local News, Weather. 1 30 Loose Women. With Dale Winton and Ricky Tomlinson (S). 2 30 Agatha Christie's Poirot, rpt (S). 3 30 CITV: Pocoyo, rpt (S).

3.40 Blips (S). 3.50 Rugrats, rpt (S). 4.00 Atomic Betty (S). 4.10 Bernard, rpt (S). 4.25 My Are Aliens, rpt (S).

5 00 The Paul O'Grady Show, rpt (S). 6 00 London Tonight (S), Weather. 6 30 News (S), Weather. 700 Emmerdale. Jamie returns with a business proposition for Bob (AD) (S).

7 30 Coronation Street. Matt considers snatching Josh (AD) (S). 800 Tonight with Trevor McDonald. How the Government has dealt with soldiers wounded in Iraq (S). 830 Coronation Street.

Mike's doctor reveals he may have had a stroke (AD) (S). 900 A Good Murder. See Today's Highlights Concludes tomorrow (AD) (S). 10 30 News (S), Local News, Weather. 11 00 Supernatural (S).

12 00 Champions League Weekly (S). 12 30 a.m. Taxi Nights, rpt (S). 12 55 Quizmania. 2 30 The Jeremy Kyle Show.

3.30 Mum's on Strike. 4.05 Have Been Here Before? 4.35 House Price Challenge. 5.00 Nightscreen. 5 30 6.00 News (S). 6 8 10 Numbers The numbers after each programme are for programming.

Just enter the number(s) for the relevant programme(s) into your video recorder for easy taping. For more details visit the website at www.gemstarvideoplus.co.uk is a registered trademark of Gemstar Development Corporation. 2005 CHANNEL 4 6 10 a.m. The Hoobs, rpt (AD) (S). 7.00 B4.

7.30 Friends, rpt (S). 8.00 Just Shoot Me (S). 8.25 Will Grace, rpt (S)." 8.55 Frasier, rpt (S). 9.20 Water Stories, rpt (S). 9.30 The Market, rpt (S).

9.55 Tate Modern, rpt (S). 10.00 Bricking It, rpt (S). 10.45 Bricking It, rpt (S). 11.35 Tricky Business, rpt (S). 12 00 News (S).

12 30 Supporting Acts, rpt (S). 12 45 ER, rpt (AD) (S). 140 Doctor at FILM Large (1957). Comedy with Dirk Bogarde (S). 3 30 Countdown (S).

415 Deal or No Deal (S). 500 Richard Judy. With guest Amanda Lamb (S). 6 00 The Simpsons, rpt (S). 6 30 Hollyoaks.

Mark finds out that Jessica has been diagnosed with meningitis (S). 700 Channel 4 News (S). 755 3 Minute Wonder: Time for School (S). 8 00 Beating Bird Flu: an Equinox Special. See Today's Highlights (S).

9 00 The Real Dad's Army. The last in the series examines the work of the Auxiliary Unit, a secret resistance army whose mission was to wreak havoc among Nazi troops in the event of invasion (S). 10 000 ER. The victim of a gangland shooting is brought in (AD) (S). 11 05 ArtShock: Is Bad Art for Bad People? See Today's Highlights (S).

12 05 Drugstore a.m. Cowboy (1989) FILM Drama starring Matt Dillon (S). 200 World Cup Skiing. 3.50 Ronda, rpt (S). 4 00 6.00 4Learning (S).

1.06 Secret Wars the CIA and the Middle East. 1.30 The Music Feature. 2.00 Newshour. 3.00 World News. 3.06 Health Matters.

3.30 The Word. 4.00 World Briefing. 4.30 World Business Report. 4.45 Analysis. 5.00 Europe Today.

6.00 World News. 6.06 World Have Your Say. 7.00 World News. 7.06 Secret Wars the CIA and the Middle East. 7.30 The Music Feature.

8.00 World News. 8.06 Health Matters. 8.30 The Word. 9.00 Newshour. 9.55 Sports News.

10.00 The World Today. 10.30 World Business Report. 10.45 Sports Round-up. 11.00 The World Today. 12.00 World News.

12.06 Outlook. 12.45 Off the Shelf. 1.00 World News. 1.06 Secret Wars the CIA and the Middle East. 1.30 The Music Feature.

2.00 World News. 2.06 Health Matters. 2.30 The Word. 3.00 The World Today. 4.00 World News.

4.06 Outlook. 4.45 Off the Shelf. 5.00 World Briefing. 5.20 World Business Report. 5.30 8.00 a.m.

The World Today. BBC 7 Digital only, 6.30 a.m. Up the Garden Path. 7.00 The Little Toe Radio Show. 8.00 The Goon Show.

8.30 Knowing Me, Knowing You. 9.00 Horses. 9.30 Readings to Die for. 10.00 The Forsyte Chronicles. 11.00 This Sceptred Isle: the 20th Century.

11.15 Westway. 11.30 Acting Strangely. 11.45 A Patchwork Planet. 12.00 The Goon Show. 12.30 I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

1.00 Sherlock Holmes His Last Bow. 1.45 Les 2.00 Ballylenon. 2.30 I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again. 3.00 The Little Radio Show. 4.00 The Big Toe Radio Show.

6.00 The Seventh Dimension: Metamorphosis. 6.30 Acting Strangely. 6.45 A Patchwork Planet. 7.00 The Goon Show. 7.30 I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

8.00 Horses. 8.30 Readings to Die 9.00 The Forsyte Chronicles. 10.00 Knowing Me, Knowing You. 10.30 The Alan Davies Show. 11.00 Goodness Gracious 11.30 The Mitch Benn Music Show.

12.00 The Seventh Dimension: Metamorphosis. 12.30 Acting Strangely. 12.45 A Patchwork Planet. 1.00 Horses. 1.30 Readings to Die 2.00 The Forsyte Chronicles.

3.00 Knowing Me, Knowing You. 3.30 The Alan Davies Show. 4.00 Goodness Gracious Me. 4.30 The Mitch Benn Music Show. 5.00 Sherlock Holmes His Last Bow.

5.45 6.00 a.m. Les Oneword Digital only 6.00 a.m. The Guermantes Way Part Two by Marcel Proust. 6.30 The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. 7.00 1984 by George Orwell.

7.30 Children: At the Crossing Places by Kevin CrossleyHolland. 8.00 Comedy: Over Hill and Dale by Gervase Phinn. 8.30 Vintage Radio. 9.00 Biography: Toast by Nigel Slater. 9.30 Dubliners (Part Two) by James Joyce.

10.00 Vintage Between the Lines. 10.30 Children: Billy Bunter of Greyfriars School by Frank Richards. 11.00 The Duchess of Malfi by John Webster. 11.15 How Literature Works by Paul Kent. 11.30 Love In a Cold Climate by Nancy Mitford.

12.00 Between the Lines. 12.30 Crime: Killing Me Softly by Nicci French. 1.00 Classics: Crome Yellow by Aldous Huxley. 1.30 Classics: The Post Captain by Patrick O'Brian. 2.00 The Guermantes Way Part Two by Marcel Proust.

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2.00 p.m. FIVE 6 00 a.m. Milkshake! Old Bear Stories, rpt (S). 6.10 Aussie Antics, rpt (S). 6.15 Bear in the Big Blue House, rpt (S).

6.45 Hi-5, rpt (S) (SL). 7.15 Roobarb and Custard Too, rpt (S). 7.25 Bottle Top Bill, rpt (S). 7.40 Noddy, rpt (S). 8.00 Fifi the Flowertots, rpt (S).

8.15 Peppa Pig, rpt (S). 8.20 Bird Bath, rpt (S). 8.35 Elmo's World, rpt (S). 8.50 Franny's Feet, rpt (S). 900 The Wright Stuff (S).

10 30 Trisha Goddard (S). 11 30 Five News (S). 12 00 Home and Away, rpt (AD) (S) (SL). 12 30 Brain Teaser. 1 30 Star Trek: Voyager, 10 rpt (S).

2 30 Star Trek: Voyager, (S). 3 30 Death in Small FILM Doses (1995). Mystery starring Tess Harper (S). 5 30 Five News (S). 6 00 Home and Away.

Scott struggles with his feelings for Hayley (AD) (S). 6 30 Two and a Half Men. Jake faces suspension from school (S). 700 Five News (S). 7 15 The Gadget Show.

High definition television (S). 800 Angry Earth, rpt. Why earthquakes occur, how, they might be predicted, and why the growth of modern cities is increasing the danger (S). 900 The Woman Who Lost 30 Stone: Extraordinary People. How Connie Jackson lost two-thirds of her body weight through surgery (S).

10 00 Prison Break. Nick and Veronica find themselves targeted by the agents (S). 11 00 The Mafia. "Lucky" Luciano and the activities of heroin smugglers during the Fifties (S). 12 00 Dark Angel, rpt (S).

1255 a.m. Nascar. 140 US PGA Golf. 2.30 Boxing Classic, rpt. 3.20 NBA Action.

3.50 Motorsport Mundial. 4 20 6.00 Football Argentina, rpt. ITV 1 REGIONS As London except: Meridian 6 00-6 30 Meridian Tonight and Weather. Channel 1 20-1 30 Puffin's Pla(i)ce. 6 00 Channel Report.

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5 00-5 30 Jobfinder. West 6 00-6 30 The West Tonight. Wales As West except: 6 00-6 30 Wales Tonight. 8 00-8 30 Wales This Week. 12 30-12 55 Tonight with Trevor McDonald.

S4C As Channel 4 except: 9 30 Ysgolion: Going Cold Turkey. 10 20 Giving Up the Weed. 11 10 The KNTV Show. 11 35-12 00 0 0 00 00 00 00 Life Stuff. 12 30 Planed Plant Bach.

1 15 Frasier. 1 40 Deal or No Deal. 2 25 Deal or No Deal. 3 15 Countdown. 4 00-5 00 Planed Plant.

6 30 Rownd a Rownd. 7 00 Wedi 7. 7 30 Newyddion. 8 00 Pobol Cwm. 8 25 Ffermio.

9 00 Cefn Gwlad. 9 30 Clwb Rygbi. 10 00 Sgorio. 11 05 The Real Dad's Army. 12 05 Invasion.

1 05 "The Man Who Cried" (2000). 2 50-3 50 ArtShock: Is Bad Art for Bad People? 4 00-6 10 Ysgolion. 11 45 12 10 1 00 (S) Subtitles (SL) In-vision signing (AD) Audio description Outstanding Very Good Morning Reports. 5 30 6 00 a.m. Wake Up to Money.

Classic FM FM: 100-102 MHz 7 00 a.m. Simon Bates. 11 00 Most Wanted. 12 00 Lunchtime Requests. 2 00 Relaxing Classics at Two.

4 00 Drivetime. 6 30 Newsnight. 7 00 Smooth Classics at Seven. 9 00 Evening Concert. First of two concerts featuring works by composers linked by friendship.

Brahms: Tragic Overture, Concertgebouw Bernard Haitink. Schumann: Piano Concerto in A minor, Op 54. Vienna Philharmonic Maria Giulini. Yevgeny Kissin (piano). Four Romantic Pieces, Op 75.

Anthony Marwood (violin), Susan Tomes (piano). Schumann: Requiem for Mignon, Op 98b. Orchestra Revolutionaire et Romantique, Monteverdi Choir and Hanover Boys' Eliot Gardiner. William Dazeley (baritone). Brahms: Clarinet Quintet in minor, Op 115.

David Schifrin (clarinet), Emerson String Quartet. Dvorak: Symphony No 8 in Op 88. Berlin Philharmonic Kubelik. 12 00 Mark Griffiths. 5 00 7 00 a a.m.

Easier Breakfast. talk SPORT MW: 1053, 1089 kHz 6 00 a.m. Alan Brazil and Graham Beecroft. 10 00 Ian Collins. 1 00 Hawksbee and Jacobs.

4 00 Rodney Marsh and Paul Turner. 7 00 Kick-off. 9 00 The Rugby Show. 10 00 James Whale. 1 00 6 00 a.m.

Mike Mendoza. Virgin MW: 1215 kHz; FM 105.8 MHz 6 00 a.m. Christian O'Connell. 10 00 Russ Williams. 1 00 Neil Francis.

4 00 Martin Collins. 7 00 Ben Jones. 10 00 The Geoff Show. 1 00 Robin Burke. 4 00 6 00 a.m.

John Osborne. World Service MW: 648 kHz; LW: 198 kHz 8.00 a.m. World News. 8.06 Have Your Say. 8.45 Off the Shelf.

9.00 World News. 9.06 Secret Wars the CIA and the Middle East. 9.30 The Music Feature. 10.00 World News. 10.06 Health Matters.

10.30 The Word. 11.00 World Briefing. 11.20 British News. 11.25 HM The Queen's Message to the Commonwealth. 11.30 Analysis.

11.45 Sports Round-up. 12.00 World News. 12.06 Outlook. 12.45 Off the Shelf. 1.00 World News.

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