The Arapaho Bee from Arapaho, Oklahoma • 8

rui ARAPAHO BEE Hit or Miss Waller Mills Oscar Collins one of Custer best farmers and a fine citizen is a new subscriber to The Bee Mr Collins owns a good Tarm a few miles north of this city and is whipping the are on the right track for an old age pension and by those who fear they may even yet earn enough money by honest toil to bar them from old age pensions You see what a field white unto the harvest waits for good Head Feelers all over the land Dig Opening For Head Feelers about a million different things you ought not to do because if you did them you were bound to be a failure In those days we conscientiously strove to prepare to the things the Phrenologist or Head Feeler predicted would carry us to the top: and we strenuously avoided getting ready for a life-work which would doom pointment mat was us to poverty and That was another The Junior Class of Arapaho Mill present House" A 3-Act Mystery Piny Friday evening March fth at 8:00 In the Community Building Admission 13c and 20c A Maker one of our old friends is a new subscriber to The Bee Mr Maker is one of the builders of Clinton Fred Huston Custer City banker and a liHisevelt democrat transacted buxines in the county age and time Today everybody I 1 uesday I' red says bu-i-is looking for some sure guide to! niss better than this time Failure Modern Head Feelers aru that Roose- will tell you what you can fail at 1 ets the ow Deal legalized and that will be a sure shot for by a New Deal Court this coun DEL RIO I Friday and Saturday ONE WAY PASSAGE Wm Powell Kay Francis try will return to prosperity PLUMBING Phour 523 or ITS Jap Long west of Butler one of the pioneer farmer-ranchmen of the county was looking after business at the court house Tues day Mr Long reports the wheat looking bad in this section and unless we have rain soon a very short crop will be harvested he said Sinks Stools Bath Tubs Water Heaters Lavatories Floor Furnaces Thornbrough Plumbing Co Clinton (Set Our Prices Before You Buy Paint Yaur Ctr With Mu-Enamel No Brush Tiacki and a Million Dollar Job SI'N MOX GOLD DIGGERS OF 1937 Caat of Favoritr Fun and Swell MunIc RIALTO Friday and Saturday rKNE AUTRY in GUNS AND GUITARS Comedy Buck Jones Were I mil a jolt I'd grow long whiskers or get a false set and open up a head feelers shop and Ik a phrenologist In Finland eurj body is gong to head leelers having the lumps on 1 heir eocoanuts examined and from the examination finding out what they are not good for or what they could make a success at if there wi re any openings in that line We went through one of those periods back in the Nineties" as modern smart Alecks call the time when we old gran dads were just getting our start in life preparatory to making the mess of government which now confronts the present and coming generations Every college stu dent went and got his head examined There came a man to the University who wore a high silk hat a gold headed cane gold rimmed spectacles and a double breasted Albert" coat He also had long glistening whiskers Thus equipped he opened up to feel heads and the students flocked to him at fifty cents per head and he had to hire a dray to take away the silver he collected This scientist could tell what you were fitten for by simply running his fingers through your hair and over the hills and valleys of your bulging peanut This man was a blessing then and would in these days he an absolute Man sent from God He simplified life Today he would lift the last burden from life and it would become a rosy dream of ecstacy such as would make Life Eternal in anothe place of existence look tame You came out of this man's studio knowing there were President Harden Ray of the State League of Young Democrats of Oklahoma today announced the appointment of Mrs Raymond Sroaf of Weatherford as a member of the Resolutions committee to serve at the state league convention in Tulsa Monday Feb 1'RE Si MON TI ES IRENE DUNNE Melvyn Douglas in Theodora Goes Wild getting on the old age pension list in years to come which is what Americans long for With our new United States Senator the Honorable Joshua Lee promising to get us on pensions at fifty five there is no time to lose Everybody who can should begin to prepsre now for that great day "Filled with the fate of Cato and when he or she also can rise above the petty cares of life and begin drawing a pension So I say to that small group of young men and women who still have old fashioned ambitions fix yourselves to become Head Feelers It will make you rich there are but two other avenues to riches and fame open to the present generation One is get the longest snake in captivity and take it around to carnivals' and fairs Secondly steal rent' borrow or luy a slot machine Letter still get a chain of slot-machines and set them up in I Custer County Oklahoma where it is considered a mark of genius to operate one A blind man would carry ninety per cent of the vote in this county for County Attorney I The great rush to the Head Feelers studio will be by those on Relief to find out for sure if they Protect Your Holdings We insure Farm and Town property Convenient Terms ATTENTION You Cannot Afford to Carry Your Own Risk Mr Farmer BRING US YOUR EGGS TOl PRICES PAID Cy Howenstine Jr Custer County State Bank Phone 30 Arapaho Oklahoma Calumet Baking Powder 101b $149 Springtime Is Just Around The Corner And I Piggiy iggiy IF IT IS OFFICE SUPPLIES IF IT IS SCHOOL SUPPLIES IF STATIONARY IF IT IS CHILDRENS BOOKS IF IT IS SOMETHING YOU WANT IF iriS PAINT FOR THE HOME IF IT IS VARNISH YOU NEED IF IT IS FLOOR NEEDS FIXING IF YOU WANT TO PLEASE US IF YOU WANT THE BEST DEAL Trade At The Lemon Paint Store Jr and Mrs A Lemon Owners Clinton Oklu Clinton Oklahoma 1 Garden time is almost here and my bulk garden seed is now on display and at prices in keeping with people's ability to pay I also have a complete line of poultry netting for brooder houses and fences Light and heavy barb wire and pump supplies Special Prices On Our Baby Chicks Now Come in and see for yourselves They have always been good and better this year too All eggs come from tested Birds and are free from tlic old disease White Diarrhea Custom Hatching $350 Per Tray IIEAVIES LEGIIOKNS $800 $750 RA1HSO NITE CLUB DINING DANCING EVERY MG1IT BARN DANCE Wear your overalls and gingham pies li ic Ladies Free! Music- OKLAHOMA RAMBLERS Dinner served from to No cover charge for Dinner Call and inspect my harness and collar department and get ready for your early spring farm work You may also need paints nails staples bolts farm and garden tools and hardware I can meet your requirements at real attractive prices and am always glad to serve you Just remember that I certainly appreciate your patronage and that every day is a bargain day at this store guest during these hours Oyster and Steak Sand Beer- Cabins i Per Hundred Per Hundred DEASON Fred Gauger's Garage 515 Avnnt REPAIR WORK GUARANI EED Rest Mechanics In West Oklahoma Bring them fix CLINTON OKLA Clinton Hatchery Produce 120 4 Ilk Phone 150 Clinton Oklahoma Arapaho Okla.