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25 WANAMAKER'S. CEDAHVILLE. MYSTEEIOUS TROUBLES. GHEfJEEl OAK HALL I GREATER THE LAHGEI1Y CASE. Keyal make tke toed pare, wholesome aa4 4Uclaa, Shares in Oak Hall -We dre.distributing this 8TPi00K3Y(iCAR, Professor Kunyon Cures a Remarkable Case of Epilepsy.

'lira, Tilden, Bluther Street, Cleveland. says: Four years ago I was struck by a street car and severely Injured. My trouble developed Into a bad ductions ori overcoats and suitsdo you know they; mean twice as much as usual Cloth mills are i on their-'-higb-horse now; prices are on the up-track. All rigbt--we'll sell Tuesduy, January 25. When the flow: WwHwil Ctnf C1S witc sum.

io rn tri gay altogether. Each day there are new bursting of beauty-springlfresjiiiess, with almost a. May-day charm for those watch. these dainty fabrics as they come. Yesterday came fifty-three styles of ''O- -6 Irish Dimities at 25c Crisp as -arbutus buds- Pi a goodly great number ot $25 roll tor $8.50 $10 tor.

57. 50. we might make money by casing theui for next season's prices but Oak. Hall has a better way. Doing some uncommon things In selling women's and girls' clotbes.

In one instance, the price is a little over one-third for plaid cloth skirts, We mean'to sell for so little that you'll give us all we can do to supply you, with good clothes. We mean to" sell so good clothes that you'll give us the price we ask whether, it is a tbird or a quarter less than others ask. Watch us watch us for goods and prices. Railroad fare paid on purchases of reasonable amount. dainty as violets.

'And more new patterns in the Anderson Ginghams at 35c -worthy of the Scot ch tastiness that conjured Akd here are new Swisses from St Gall daintiest colorings, woven with figurings of white, light blue, pink, primrose and green. N. The prices frcba 375fc to $1.50 Enjoy these whiffs of ime first bnds are always Northeast of center. V'Hto is jVS punctilious. Thinks is stoc would su3 U-UIS more ship Wanamaker Brown Sixth and Market, Phila.

shape; With these three lots of Few People Understand or Realize it. A Clear Explanation of Its Nature and How to Avoid it Clearly Shown. What is this mysterious trouble that is coming upon the people? Why 1 it that we see so many men who look weakened, nerveless and wholly out of condition I Why are so many women, whom we see pale, with parched lips, dark lines under the' eyes and a general lack 6f lustre? These things seem to be greatly in' creasing of late, and without any ap parent cause. We see more men wto lack vigor than everbef ore. We mtet, more womi who seem broken-down than in the past.

Surely there must be a cause for all this and there is. Ihese trcuble3 can arise from but one cause, namely: disordered kidneys or urinary organs. Indeed, it Is now admitted that the region of the lower body isHhe prime source of most physical ills. When the kidneys become diseased the blood becomes poisoned and all the troubles such as sleeplessness, lack of appetite, nervekssness, tired and despondent feelings follow in its wake. The truth is, people are not well but they should bs, and they can be ifv they would only take the means tf recovery that are near at hand.

In writing upon this subject, Dr. E. A. Guna, Dean and Professor of Surgery of the United States Medical College, New York, says: "In a large class of ailments where the blood is in an unhealthy state, where there is no evidence of organic mischief but where the general health is depleted, the face sallow, the nrine constituting ithe "bilious" condition, the advantage gained from the use of Warner's Safe Cure is remarkable. I find also that in Blight's disease it seems to act as a solvent of albumen; to soothe and heal inflamed membranes and wash out epithelial debris which block up the urine bearing tubes." It is undoubtedly true that Americans, as a people, are in a more serious condition, and that there are complaints wnich have become national diseases.

But it is also true that modern science has provided an adequate remedy which is able to folly control it and supplant sickness and misery by health and happiness. Advertise your sales ia the Dol-LAii Weekly and Evening News. They circulate all over the county and have thousands of readers. It will pay you big. The New Mission.

The Sunday school at John Wesley M. Mission has a large attendance and is getting along nicely. At the service Sunday evening the place of worship was filled. General class will held Friday night. Eev.

G. M. Landin is the pastor. you, are going to have a sale of any kind see C.W. auctioneer.

Can be been at Grosscup's corner Saturday afternoons. Post office address.Deerfield. SaTThe News is HEADQUAETEES for printing vendue bills. Good paper appropriate and attractive cuts nicely arranged and low prices are the cause. CASTORIA IzIulU talCriiirta.

Takes a liianJcets gone just sums ms eyes to the bigger prices on wool t6' get figures right for inventory time. profit by pur hurry. At $4.50, instead of $6 50 pairs of fine all-wool California Blan- pink, Mae and yellow borders; 72x80 laches. Next oomera of like quality wUl be 7.aa. At $6.50 60 pain of extra heavy Blanketa; pore wool filling on light spool cotton warp S2xb inches, ta next baying time.

At" $.5 instead of 7.50 J00 ptraoriTwoorCal(brnia Blankets; 78x86 inches; weight 7 pounds. New value measures -wiu say $10 for these. Down Quilts The filling makes the goodness', of Down Quilts. We make these in our own factory; fore put in none but best downs, and, the -covers are of choice sarins! And yet here are about five hundred quilts at $2.75 Wonderfully like the $5 ones. New Women's Waiting Boom.

T'S a time to iiiinS count pieces in the linen chest. Housekeepers and hbtel people who cannot iid th.ete a full supply for a so may profit more they they think by sharing these laid up linens while the soon-to-be-bigger prices are so little. This word of Napkins At 96e dozen Extra heavy gnws- bleached German Napkins, that woald be fairly priced if we said $1.25. They are soft finish, free from dressing. 18 in.

square. J- At l-So dozen Good bleached Napkins, 2i io. sooare, with -generous service in them. They will cost 12 shortly. At $2.25 dozen Gras4leached German Damask Napkins, splendid quality, of the famous, Bar nsley type that lasts so loni 24 In.

square'. At $3.25 a dozen Fine Scotch Dinner Napkins full bleached, 24 in. square. You hare known few better at il.oO. Bout hwest of center.

"John Wanamaker. LIST OF SAVES. jrlcB-'l-Persdnal property of Henry F. Lievick, in Cedarvllle. Fkh.

1. Personal property of Henry F. -near central school house, Cedar- viile. Fkb. 2-Pernal property of Frank V.

Kan nan, on road from Hufted'a station to lieerfleld Presbyterian Church. Fkb. Personal property and Real Estate Dr. K. Zillie.near Marlboro.

Fkh. 17. Personal -property of Philip P. Hitchner, Bo wen's Corner. Fkh.

17. Personal property of Philip P. Hitchner on road frdn Shiloh to Cohansey. YTlst la Going On In TLia Enterpria tag Place. Miss Grace Carman, of Bridgeton.haa been the guest of Miss Nellie Conover.

Osbora Clark has returned home from a trip to. Philadelphia. w.Misa Jennie Sheppard, of Bridgeton, spent Sunday.mth her parents, Mr. and Mra. Charles MounU.

William of Philadelphia, is spending Bome time here. Miss CeKa has returned from a visit in Philadelphia. Miss Eva Mayhew returned to her home in Camden yesterday after a visit to hex cousin, Mlsa Lillian Mayhew. Mrs. Mary Bateman, of Edgewood avenue, has been visiting in the Key' Btone State.

Sidney Ogden, of Bridgeton, Bpent Sunday with George E. Diament. A recent act of Congress makes an in crease in pay to post offices of the jurth claes where there are two or more mails a day. It amounts to enough extra to pay rents, lights, fuel, and it applies to our Cedarviile office, making it pay about a thousand dollars per year. The steam and horse-power wood sawing machines are kept very busy.

The mistakes of our life have been many, but this time it was another paper that stated that Maud James was married last Saturday evening. Such was not the case. One of the milkmen seemed to have a lack of memory yesterday. He went into a Landing residence to serve a customer and went out and forgot to take his measure and went partly over town before he went back after it. A young lady of this place was suffer ing with a bad toothache, but dreaded to have the molar extracted.

Finally she mustered up courage and went to a Bridgeton dentist. In a few seconds all was over and the dentist saw her He asked what was the mat ter, and she said she was just mad be cause it didn't hurt her a particle. John L. Gandy spent yesterday. In Bridgeton.

Mas E. L. Matlack, the auctioneer, has moved. into the house of Wilbert.J Brooks, on the Shiloh turnpike. Any who desire to see him in regard to sales will find him there hereafter.

Cleveland's Denial. Princeton, N. Jan. 25. "It is one of the strangest things of these strange times that my position upon the Ha waiian "question should be misunder stood." That is the way ex-President Cleveland expressed himself when shown the statement of Senator Mor- gan relative to his position in the senate yesterday.

"I regard the proposed annexation of these islands as not only opposed to our national policy, but as a perversion of our national mission, The missjon of our nation Is to build up and make a greater country out of what we already have, instead of annexing islands." Thievlnar City Treosnrer Convioteo. Minneapolis, Jan. 25. Andrew C. Haugan, former city treasurer of Minneapolis, was yesterday found guilty of misappropriation of the funds of the city in his charce.

This was the second trial, the jury in the first trial having disagreed. The defense gave notice of motion to set aside the verdict. Sentence will be passed next Saturday. Mr. Haugan was 'president of the failed "Washington State bank, and permitted his personal difficulties to become complicated with the affairs of his office.

Strlners Capture a Railway Train. Lebanon, Jan. 25. Strikers of the Chicago and Southeastern railway seized and sidetracked the westbound express train when it arrived here last evening. Forty passengers aboard the train arte tied up here.

The delayed passengers are given the hospitality of private homes in the city, as public sentiment is unanimously in favor of the strikers. The men are striking for back pay, and they sjay eight months' pay is due most of them. Rlgb Lights. The early bird, gets caught by the milliner. Nature begins and women finish them.

-Home is that dear place where we are not afraid to break crackers, into our oyster soup. Talking is liko riding a wheel; a man may know when to stop, but may not know how to stop. Chicago Jvt a Suggestion. "The new missionary," said the kins as he plucked a bit of wool from beneath a splinter on bis club, "is a strange sort of person. I hardly knowrhat to make of him." fS "Soup," suggested a voice, at which the king brightened visibly.

Cincinnati Enquirer. Dinner on the Takon. Frostbitten Pete What makes yon look so contented? Icicle Ike I just called Avalanche Bill a lily llvered. bull headed our, and the made ine eat my words, and it's the nearest I've come having a square meal in two months. New York Jimi CAN'T DENY IT.

When Facts are Brought Home to and by our Neighbors too -They are Bridgeton Facts. A wholesome suspicion is one of our a people. In matters worthy of investigation we want real, tangible fects regarding it. The word of those we know fie nearby evidence are generally what we most desire. When we call on a neighbor, a man of business, at that, and say "you have had some experience rith and so; what do you think of itr and he answers "Just the thing, I know because I have tried itA it goes long way in helping our decision.

This is always the case with Doan's Kidney Pills. Everybody who has used them for any kidney complaint will tell you they thing." Why? because they do the work every time and In all disordered conditions of the kidneys. The nroof with your neighbors. Many have been cured in u4 are ready tc vm w. oneeoi)itirin.

-if Mr. JoBupli Vannaman, farmer living one Jnile ou of Bridgeton on the Fairton rod, ays: Kor the last ten years I have had symptoms of kidney complaint. My back was no weak and tore sometimes that It wax an Impossibility for me to get up or down stairs. There was a dull, aching pain across my loins and. a lameness across my hips.

My limbs s-weiied 'so much. that It was diffi-cnlt tp get my on. I did not know wast it wns to get a good night' sleep and in ne morning 1 was tired out, sore audi lame. TJe kidney secretions were very irregular nd highly colored and contained a sediment I have been connned to my. bed as long as months at a time.

the fact that 1 invested a small fortune pay-ingdoctorsblllsand using different remedies I could get op permanent relief, irftst Spring, 1897, 1)3an 8 Kidney Pills came to my notion throoh reading the Bridgeton papers-end 1 procured them from Chits. F. tare Kon's dme stove. The treatment did me so much good that I followed It up and have taken several boxes. 1 now feel like a dill, Tft man.

The pain In my baek unci hips lns relieved and tiie secret Ions nro mure reaulnr und of a natural color and ine su-pll-ink went out of nty iimis. 1 uit ftvHn-r tlian for years uuil ail tiie ci i ixmn's Ksilnev 1'il'N." Kitlnev l.y nil Pru-eoil et Mailed l-, UuIIhIo, N- Y. Soieage- I. lneinlicr the name ll iu and saying season the itsual season's re and $20 overcoats lor 515, ana -m Jtrt" LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! OUR manager, Mr. W.

T.URcsi has just returned from the Philadelphia Bicycle Show and says that we handle the best wheels now made. Nothing better has been produced than the Peifect Rambler, The-Stormer, The Winner, The Ideal, A The tight. The findrae are sure we can satisfy om customers, and with our agency for enlarged territory we are in position to handle more wheels than ever before and can give prices that make the eyes of our competitors bulge out. Bridgeton Cycle Co. 3a N.

Laurel St. Bridgeton, N. J. 1 19 (Hp tf Style, Comfort, Economy, These are tlie three most important Shoe considerations We keep each of them constantly in mind, and if you'll buy of us you'll be sure of all of them. We arealways ready with the latest styles.

Ladies' Bright DongoU to bartoFfTsharp, N. W. Cor. Commerce and Pearl We have jast '48 pair Boys Rub-, bers that we are going to close ont at just 23 cents a pair. IHiatafUlt FOR RENT.

Store Building in Fairton formerly oecn pied by Swing Tomllpmnnd recently by Brown A Meyers. The r- on I pai Is -JO by 40 feet, with rear building sitae hid. A Oood stand for almost any Bwatnnen, Rent reasonable. For part Ionian apply to 10 30 dtf J. WKSTOOrr.

rmlrtoa, M. J. WARE that wears. Where to get it? Not everywhere, but in this city only at W. Commerce Street.

Eminent chemists certify to its purity and great durability. A little higher in price, but rQallycheaper than the cheapest -Imported and specially made to order for us. Once tried it is always used, and rs prized beyond everything else in the kitchen. THE HOME PAPER OF A HOME THE i Bt(intag News OP BRIDGKTON, N. Goes into over seventy per cent, of the residences of this city Its daily average daring the year 1897 over Soo copies.

Through no otlier medium can the advertiser secure so favorable and promising an introduction to Bridgeton's best hoaies. 11 1 1 IS. Continued from first page. The properties entered 'are these: Bairn of George H. Elmer," from 'which was stolen harness, grain and chickens, valued; at $15; barn- of Eobert C.

Spence harness and grain, "valued at $17; barn of James n.Elmer harness, blanketa and other merchandise, valued at barn of Frank Sharp grain, and harness, valued at $17. The tracks were followed from Mr. Elmer's place, near Fairton, and finally located at the home of these persons. James H. Elmer was the first witness called.He said his barn and wagon house was entered in the night acd blankets, harness and grain amounting to at leant $20 in value were stolen.

He notified the officers and striking the tracks at the barn they followed the trail Jibtut ten miles. It went to the property of a Mrs. Hess, where some chickens were stolen. Th tracks lead to the Gideon Johnson farm near they found these three people. The man Esito was dress ing chickens; he found his neck yoke in the barn, and bis corn in the house.

Some other men had been in the house but on the approach of the officers they broke for the woods and escaped. The man, Esito, Mr. Elmer said, stated that he worked for the men who lived there, and had to do what they tol him to do. They had returned home at 7 o'clock that morning, he said Charlea Taylor, the eonstable, told of tracing tthe people to their home and what he found there. The other testimony was corrobora tive.

THE DEFENSE. The defense was begun by "Bill1 Esito takine' the stand, but he didn't seem to know any thing. He said he worked for the men who rented the place, and had been there six weeks. He said the men would bring the goods home and state that they had bought them. Mrs.

Babulua was put on the but could not say anything for certain. She said she didn't know anything and if she was turned out of the court room she would not know where to go. She said they came from Philadelphia and her husband had been a dry goods peddler. Mrs. Socolosky said that they came from Philadelphia; her husband and Babulus rented the farm together; they bad also rented another farm, and the stuff brought to the house, alluded to in this case, was raised on the other farm.

They would also buy goods about the country, and bring there. She was the last witness. The two men, Babulas and Socolosky, have not been apprehended. When the jury went out Prosecutor Logue moved the case of the State against Peter Brown, charged with keeping a disorderly house. Brown was defended by Potter Potter.

HELD UP BY TRAMPS. Salem Man Bobbed and Beaten Into Insensibility. Two tramps by the name of Taylor and Brown are charged with holding up William McGuire, an iron worker, yesterday afternoon along the railroad near Lambert's canning factory McGuire was knocked down upon and left in an unconscious condition after he had been robbed of this money, overcoat and hat. McGuire was found about 5 o'clock by a railroad man. The authorities were notified and Detective Carney and Officer Waddington were put on the track of the suspects.

They were captured near Alloway. When arrested they showed fight; one of them pulled a razor and the other used a club. The officers compelled them to surrender at the point of their revolvers. McGuire's injuries may prove fatal, Notice. E.

L. Matlack, auctioneer, Bridge-ton, P. O. box 85. Persons wishing to makearrangements for sr.

Its can find me at B. F. Hires' office on Saturdays, when not engaged at sales at other E. L. Matlack; Auctioneer.

1 25 tf Egg Biscuits, a famous only Java Coffee, a very popular Cake, A good Coffee Cake I am offering at Good Snaps, which some groceries charge 8c, I sella Fresh Nic -Nacs I will continue to sell at XXX Soda, one of the best I7d 12c 6c 6c 6c 8 Oc Cow Lunch Biscuit, one of i the best Biscuits on the market, -Butter Thins, choice cake ISc 25c Fancy. Pound Cake, 2 lbs for. I ani still selling Fresh Bread at 31-2 72 nt.it lepsy.and since that time I nave been la a most wretch ed condition. I felt as though paralysed; 'my limbs seemed fL'tfh j. ton -iso feeling in them.

I was 8 and 1 a ncholy, afraid to be alone, and they thought I was My nerves were all unstrung; I eoula not walk across the floor, and in going upstairs I had to stop almost every step to collect my thoughts. Going downstairs was almost Impossibility, as at every step it seemed aa if I were walking on air and would have to fall over. I was attacked with fits about once a week; at times I would fall on the street. It was Impossible for me to sleep to any extent, as I was subject to violent nervous spells. I also was subject to Illusions; thought somebody was going to kill me; tSat I was going to Jump out of the window, and other things I had doctored with the best physicians, and 1o the last one I paid about $100, but got no relief, lie said he did not think I would ever get better.

As a Jast resort, I tried Munyon's physicians, and was told I hat I could be cured. That was about two months ago. Since then I have not had a. nervous spell, 1 can sleep well, have no more illusions, and, with the exception of a slight pain In the back, am as well as I ever was in my life." Munyon puts up a separate cure for each disease. At all druggists, mostly cents a vial.

Personal letters to Hrof. Munyon, 1,305 Arch Street, Philadelphia, answered with free medical advice tor 'any disease. (uTDWIpTEIt rdEJITIOpIliGS. JDST 1 CLHCE ILL 1B0HID. Condensed Notes of News-Paragraphic Brevities Which Cover a Multitude of Subjects.

It loots very much like snow. Pientyof nice apples on Ihe market. Will Washington's Birthday be cjlebraled in tbU town? Bicycle dealers are all stocked up, preparing for an active season. The oystering townB below us were well represented at court yesterday. Sturgeon fishermen are making great preparations for the season's fish ing.

Sturgeon skiffs are being over hauled in preparation for the coming season. Miss Elizabeth Cramer entertained her Sunday-school class at the Institute Saturday afternoon. The Camera Society givea a euchre party to-morrow evening, which is ex pec ted to be a swell affair. George Gilman, thecBroad street cirpet is having a lot of new shelves put in bis store to get ready for the spring trade. Forty-fifth annual meeting of the Cumberland County Agricultural and Horticultural Society takes place tomorrow afternoon at 2 o'clock.

The Bridgeton Cycle Co. has taken the agency for the Robin Hood wheel. Air. Roes expects to have a fall line of that fine wheel here in a few days. Miss Say re 'a elocution class is to give an entertainment on February 2 at the Bridgeton High School.

Every scholar is to take part in the exercises and it will be very interesting. James Riley, who is charged by a man named Williams with hitting him in the face' with a beer bottle, appeared before Justice Joel F. Pierce yesterday afternoon at 2 o'clock and waived a hearing for court and gave bail for his The, greatest of liniments. Mrs. E.

M. Duvisbiss, Triadelphia, writes: "I use Salvation Oil for sore throat, rheumatism, and find it is one of the best liniments oat." 'Odd Girls Wheeling CLid." Last evening at the residence of Miss Kate Maier, South Laurel street, a number of High Schoolv young ladies met and formed the O. G. W. which means the OH Girls Wheeling Club.

Miss Lila Ludlam was elected president and Miss Minnie Hohenstatt pacemaker. The membership is restricted to seven and the principal object of the club is to pile up mileage on country, roada and to have a good time generally. The lucky seven is composed of Misses Lila Ludlam, Minnie Hohenstatt, Kate Maier, Jessie Mulford, Willie Whitaker Anna Mc-Gear and Elsie Ogden. Officers Installed. Good Intent Encampment, No.

15, I. Q-. O. installed the following officers last night. Chief Patriarch, B-aniel Loder; sonic warden, Si Fithian; junior warden, Samuel H.

Gaskilljbigh priest, Ed. S. Holmes; scribe, Frank S. Potter; treasurer, James W. Trenchard.1 They were installed by District Deputy Frank Potter, of VinelanS En campment, with his staff of the canton.

It was done in fine style. Afterwards the members dined at Ogden'a 5 'PORT Eev. N. Hewitt has so. far recovered frm his recent illness as to be about the 1 ir Frank Bobbins) pnge of the Assembly, left yesterday morning for TrentbnJ William Donnelly attended court yesterday.

7. 1 Much comment has been heard and much satisfaction is expressed on the copy of the oyster as given in the News on last Friday, and which is to be, presented for 1 enactment in the Legislature. The Oriental Band will fga to Lees-burg Saturday" evening 1 for a socij-l time, and will be the guests of Mrs. Mary B. issell.

Advertise in the News. AbiolutelPur aovM. motw pennrm wr teeK. PIETY HILL HOMER. HE EXPLAINS HIS GRIEVANCES AGAINST THE TELEPHONE.

A Few Beaaoas Why Ha Wanta the Iav-itnnrat Bemoved From the Horner Hotue Taken For a Skating; Sink, an Undertaker and an Opera House. "Is this demanded Mr. J. Horner of Piety Hill, where all unusual things happen that don't find good location elsewhere. "Tea," replied a mild (elephonlo voice, "this is 1,000.

What can we do for your" "You may yank this telephone out of my house just as soon as you can. Mr. Horner filled in the blank space with an expression entirely foreign to Piety Hill's vocabulary. "All right, was the mild reply. "I'll tell the manager." "Why, I thought you vrere telling me two weeks ago that the telephone was the greatest Invention of the century," remarked Mrs.

Horner's mother, who was Mr. Horner's mother-in-law. "I didn't tell you any such thing. I told you that a well managed telephone ex change might be made a medium for hu man comfort and convenience second only to the feather bed. But I am not responsible for any such utterance as you put in my mouth." "Why, James," interposed his wife, "what is the matter? The telephone is' very bandy for me to order my groceries.

Besides, I can call, up Mrs. Screamer any time of day now. We can't get along with out it" "Frances, this is once that I shall In sist. That telephone must be removed. So, there, make tho best of it." And Mr.

Horner ran his fingers through his hair and told his mother-in-law all about it In a manner that made her feel responsible for all the misadventures of the phone. "You women sit around the house all day and think it fun to answer the doorbell and the telephone and explain to some fool that he has the wrong number. But I'm too busy a man. I think too much of personal comfort. Do you understand?" There was no reason to suppose that Mrs.

Horner's mother did not understand, but she took advantage of the dramatio pause in Mr. Horner a speech to answer humbly that she apprehended. "Yes. You don't remember, I suppose. that the telephone is in my bedroom.

I went to bed last night early to get a good rest before the arduous duties of today. I had slept perhaps an hour when that bell' rang. Of course I had to get up. 'Will you send up five pounds of pork chops for inquired some worn- out boarding house voice. 'Whom do you think you re talking I demanded.

isn't this Sausage's meat (mar she asked, with an injured air. "I didn't stop to tell her I went back to bed, but didn't sleep until alter 13 o'clock. "I don't Eupposo that you remember that dinner was interrupted today -when Elder Mercl and his wife were here. Don't recollect that I was just putting grarvy on the elder's potatoes when that confounded telephone bell went on a rampage. 1 bad to drop everything and attend to it.

And whet was it all about? Hello 1' said a masculine voice. Why those in thunder don't you send down oats? If you want my trade, you' 'I don't want your I ailed back at him. 'I'm no feed store "And I rang off. "Possibly you don't recall that our morning devotions were disturbed tho other day by that same ring. I answered it, only to bear somo one call me a skite.

He thought ho was talking to Law yer Johns. I 'sassed' him back, and now my own brother won't speak to me. "Maybe you women have forgotten that the furnace fire went out Friday manning. I haven't. I was down on my knees mow ing like a bellows trying to incuse lao into one remaining spark when that crazy phone went wrong again.

It was Johnson's pet baby trying to use. the thing. Johnson thought it was funny, le the homely kid ring the befi and till number. Then ho bad the ni rvo 1 ask me if I didn't think the Tjrat wrs cunning. "Ko; I was tho re ily htl got.

Hojias about as much senso as hifidad. Utterly lost my self control. And Johnson nol only wont Mart declares to my attorney that fco will fort close on our mortgage So, if wo are tu tned out you women may lay it to the telephone. Do you Mrs. Horner's mother twisord cronntt In her easy chair and distinctly intimated that she comprehended everything' Horner said.

"Now, to conclude," went on Honicr, once mora running his fingers through his hair, "during the two weeks we've had pthis phone I've been compelled to deny ac cusations ox neing a meat merchant, an opera house, a skating rink, a drug store, an omnibus line, the weather bureau, and once some fool asked me if I was an un; dertaker. This Is the conclusion of the whole telephone matter. Mr. Horner btarted for the door. He stopped to ask: "Do yon understandf" Again Mrs.

Horner's mother said she did. Detroit Tree Press. Both Arms Broken sw-itjiiivrjjllint Mrs. Newrich (before tho Yen US' de MHo) -Jja, but Mrs. Swellington most have careless servant girls New York JournaL Then They, Wanted IUv Senior Partner Well, I seo you've told that homely piece of goodawe bad go long.

How did you do it? Smart ClerkI told our enstomers It was the last piece of the kind that we tad imported under the old tariff law and that the price would be increased 35 per cent on such material as soon as our present Itock was exhausted. Chicago Record. Given a Comprehensive Answer. he know anythSns?" "Know anything?" The tcne was nn tr swer in itself. "Know any thing? Why, to's the kind of man who would hunt tut a U-- ia a gas pipe with a cinula, CU- Personals.

Miss Anna Brown, of Camden, is spending a few days with friends in this city. Miss LulaM. Corey is vieiting her couBin, Misa Jennie A. Toohey, in West Philadelphia. Miss Maude Johnson, of South Pine street is a guest of Miss Fanny Pryce, of Port Norris.

Eleanor Brackebush, of Jersey City, is visiting Miss Lizzie More, of Bank street. A Surprise Party at Woodruff. There wa3 a surprise party at Mr. J. T.

Fisher's, at Woodruff, on the 20th of Jam uy-, in honor of his daughter Rena's 18th birthday. Her friends helped her to celebrate it most pleasantly. 7. At a late hovr the guests were invited to the dining room, where they par-1 took of refreshments, and in the wee small hours of the morning departed for their homes, wishing Miss Fisher many more such happy birthays. Those present were Howard Fither, of -Fairton; JHes3rs.

Albert Kandle, Bert Bivens, John Jot-lin, ot Rosen-haynj H. P. the Misses Ada Loper, Mame Johnson, Minnie HuBter, Anna Loper, Bertha Loper, Ada V. Nichols, Emma Loper, Rena Fisher, Messrs. Joe.

Loper Charles Ashbridge, Millard Johnson, Morton Fisher, George Loper, John Haster, Woodruff; Mrs. Clara Mulford, of Cedaiville. Molasses Candy Social Club. The Social Club held their third weekly social at the home of Mr. and Mm.

Clark Sutton on Jan. 19th. A very pleasant evening was spent in games, music and candy-making. Those present were: Mr. and Mrs.

John Horton, of Bar rett's Run; Mr. and Mra. James Andorfer, Mr. and Mrs. Tat man and Harry Andorfer, of Sleepy Hollow; Mr.

and Mrs. Robert Parvin, Miss Lou Horton, Miss Jennie Horton, Messrs. Siivanus Doughty, Leslie Stathem, Jamei Horton and Leon Horton, of Barrett's Run; Mr. and Mrs. Sut ton, Mrs.

John Rammell, Misses Lizzie Rammell, Gertie Sutton, Messrs. Charles Rammell, George Likens and Lester Sutton, of Coony Hollow, and others from South Dakota and other places. The next social will be held at home of Mr. and Mrs. John Horton, of Barrett's Run, on Thursday Feb.

3d. Opening Night at ''The Arena." A large crowd was preseut last night at "The Arena," foot of Broad Btreet The young men enjoyed themselves punching the bag, swinging Indian clubs, curling the dumb bells, pulling the chest weights, boxing, sparring, etc. Instructor H. W. Porch gave exhibitions on the different apparatus.

The feature of the evening was the clever exhibition in sparring by H. W. Porch and Elwood Darrow. Several young ladies have joined the ladies' classes. A basket ball -team was organized composed of Elwood Darrow, Walter Marshall, Husted, Fiank Woodruff, Jr Lewis Broomall, A.

Sooy, Ott Ireland and H. Porch. THORNS TO IT UPON. Many people gather thorns by rallliiK to heed the warning Kent out bv diseased Kidneys coatel tongue parched skin feverish-nesa -dull dragging pain general feeling of weariness -is sure evidence of kidney and bladder trouble. Take Utah Kidney Beaus at once they.will cure yon they have cured tbonsands of others.

Tn Tdbnkrs or Philadelphia make Utah Kidney Beans. E. Samuels, County Clerk of Hickman County, Clinton, Kentucky, testifies that he sutTered for years with horrible pains in the back, kidneys and bladder was treated by many physicians they gave him no relief-he got so that he could hardly stand alone Utan Kidney Beans, he says, completely eared hint. He gladly recommends them to all sufferers, BBIDOSTON ASKHTk. Charles F.

Dare A Son, H. V. Csmm, Howard W. Fithian and Geo. M.

Whipple Son. MrLtVILLR AGENTS. Ion K. N. Weber, Mulford t-ndlam.

TUB.NER3' UTTLB LIVEU TURNERS Avery small pill. Turns your Uver. A true laxative. An aftc dinner pllL MARRIED. R1LKY WHELD1N At the M.

E. parson Bge, Leesburr, Jan. 2nd, 18U8. by Rev. Geo.

T. arris, i a a It, JC Riley of Xeesburg, and Mary Doimont. i DIED. HANDYln Greenwich Township, Jan. 21, 189H, Rev.

A. J. Handy, ftg 2 years. Relatives and friend rare invited to the funeral at bis lute residence on Tl ursday morning at 1Q o'clock. Kervioesat the a.

K. Urweawlch, at 11 o'slock. FISH lo Millville, Monday morning, Jan. 24th, Mrs. Tamson Fish, widow of the late Kitthantel Fish.

Relatives and friends are invited to attend the funeralWednenday affernoon at 2 o'clock; at the cimpel of the First PresbyterianChuroli, bridtieton, without ftirther notice. KJIKRPARD-In Trenton, N. Jan. 22i, Mary Kiuma, i aof James Sheppard, foriu-aliv of Ureenwioh, N. years.

Relative ami friends- are respectfully Invited to attend i tie funeral services at the Givenuii-U I'nviij lerian Church on Mioinli.i;, Jan. 26th at 11 o'clock. HIS FS "I Newport, 24," Charles B. II 'lies, used 2S ye vn, '1 he i-i-ivioes will take place ort Tluii-silsi i he lnNt at 11 o'cloek, in -t M. l.uivii, rrieuds are invited without iurtht'i- tioiH3.

Lon Arm To reach the best and most tempting things. I don't get all of them, but 1 1 get enough to make this the most interesting grocery in Bridgeton. -Palate-pleasing provisions predominate. I'm proud of the reputation I've earned of putting the smallest prices consistent with uniformly high qualities, arid here are some illustrations FOR SALE. The subscriber offers at private sale all tha Tract of Land Known as the Bowen Property, In the and Ward, Brl1 fronting botn on South Avenue ud toouth East Avenoedjoining the Second M.

P. Church and other properties. Containing About 17 Acres of land tid win bisold Iter the sum of (10,000 to any to purchase. Aa the money is Kt wanved, good and approved securities w.ii be taken In exchange for it 18 dtf' JOS. C.

KlKBx. Ar.mniCAri LICHT, COOL. pasy to Wear. Retain Severest Hernia Mo pressure on Hip or Back. No nnderstmpa.

Comfort. Kever moves. JIAKCrACTUSED At 290 nala St' BUFFALO, FORlSALC BY IT ClTIIIAfl" li, WiTlliiiHUj Success? to Reeve Fithian, Pnnksellfir. I DRIDGETON, N. ntaths4ply JACOB EELLER, U.J.

tJ none wd tou wbiv -e bt biUHk leather and only a I ff far ssiss ana i sia 5 S. LAUREL STRHET. ra Veiu9 L213. hriil-uartera for CooJ paper, .,3 ci' r.icc!y 11 Ei3 canse ti TRUSS. My popular After-Dinner Coffee, none better for the money, I'm still selling at A' nice clean -Maracaibo Coffee, worth 30c for An extra good Mocha and Santos Coffee, I am of-faring at Very" fine Blended' Coffee, which I would like you 18c 24c 28 30c to try at New' lot of Fresh Cakes received.

Graham Wafers, only Most grocers charge more." Does yours? Atlantic Cake, per lb i just 12c 12c 12c 12c Washington Cake, you ever tried it Fancy Newtons per lb Have.