The Wichita Eagle from Wichita, Kansas • 4

1-- I i i i 1 4 vr-i 'V i I rfh I -I j- I Fccr h-- AAAJA A-AAv A THE IVICHTA EAGLE MORNING AUGUST 27 1934 MONDAY I 1 t- -i BJicljita (Eagle aperiiustripforthemoneyWagon Kansas Currents t-fv i I is one Definite rate of pay written Into the law of the land is quite another tiling In this connection once Congress starts on a dole it may find ltseif under the financial necessity of curtailing other 'set expenditures In order tq provide money for the dole It can happen in! the end that ail government expenditures of whatever nature will be cut to supply relief money including services and payments of aU kind sxiiorsu Cecily Uarshsll 1 returns after a able nee to tbe homo Belieheiter jknc when she haSS lived with her hue-Davld MarahalL (he oUrB ileedlna uid David Marshall the eUv'i 1 i "i One of the best things about frost! Is that- it will bring telief ifromi stories about black widov spiders The danger of anybody profiteering in Kansas after this drouth at a minimum There is nothing to profiteer on -j During the past rammer the prof its of 'Kansas garages on sales of windshield mud chains and air! bJ'contftid CecUys mamase David be-ed unfaithful and won ud ithi cutedr o( their Rose Alin child 1 do i Editor-in-chief VICTOR MURDOCK Publisher MARCELLUS MURDOCK cousin ireak ueved Cecily vorce from child sk uo Cecily have been WITH PROFIT car washes nothing less than IV 1 ce and I ieclly David Audrey la alvina when Cecily arrfvt id srleves health a lvea for her yesrlnsfor Nanna her nuraa wires whoT 1 about to marry a pinner party tor her iNanna admits Cecily retly David etopeSn the nurmry before retiring and sees Cecily cleaning be aide Ron Ann BumectlnM gho nlang to kldnao tbe child he Uea welt tin morning Then he ordera her and Nanna from the lOuae Audrey la blaekmalled by the wife 1 the deceamed Innkeeper ghe had bribed her mother here as quickly as I -Audrey saw at once that to Argue with David at this crisis might eas- i lly Jeopardize her hold on him Do you want me to go away toe asked managing to look crushed-and hurt! i 0 David shook his head No he want her to go away He had haul down one for' Rose' sake but the rest must be kept flying David put his arms around Audrey -and gave her a trembling embrace 3 it for you" he said-TI know where to find dly Bless yout my Audrey forced a tender smile to -A -lerlips but towardly she was rag- tog Qxie thing always hangs on ji another If Reggie Davies de-ained her that morning toe and her mother would have walked along Speedway avenue instead of' aktog toe short cut through Stand- ito crescent and toen toe I -It took' the absentee vote to decide the Republican probate Judge nomination in Pawnee county Goddard finally defeated' Blaine Roberts by one: vote: Carolina preacher said the iLord told him to -have that rattlesnake bite him -The snake may: bite at that one but the Wellington News refuses to do so shared the acme room a night they were marooned due to motor 'trouble' David la arranging through) him lawyer to make Battlement on Audrey before their emenl on Audrey be mar- brain fever Ann develops Bose rlase A Winfield man tells the Courier he sees ray of hope because his banker has sent him an Invitation to renew his mortgage instead of a threat to foreclose OrriCIAL COUNTY NEWSPAPER VOR BEDGWICK COUNTY LEGAL PUBLICATIONS Pounded in Ilia by MinhilTU Murdock Enured at tbit poatotflca in Wichita KM ms for traniportaUon throusb the uli Meond elm matter i THE WICHITA EAOLE ZN WICHITA MORNING EVENING AMD SUNDAY 30o PER WEEK Br Mail $500 Per Year In Kanaae and OUabema OO per rear Tbe WlcblU Eagle Morning Evening and Sunday baa tbo largest circulation la Wichita Sedgwick County and larger la -lu entire field than any other morning 1 evening and Sunday newspaper published Wichita 11 JO tor tbno months: 740 for one year In the tutes of Kansas 1 Oklahoma Tesaa Colorado and Missouri beyond suburban Suburban cates by man-S700 per year 01-60 for sis T' 1 months I1M for three months Else wbere 11140 per year Single copies week lays 0 cento Sunday 5 cents 1 THE BRANHAM COMPANYjBCMjEAGENTS TOR NATIONAL ADVERTI8INO180 Eortb Michigan Avenue Chicago: Oray lift Building New York City Oenaral uotpra Building Detroit: State National Life Building St Louis: Rbodes-Hsrerty r-Bulldlnm Atlanta: 7M Mercantile BuUd- rft Dallas: National PMellty Ule Bulld tng Kansas City Mo 4SS Angeles land Chronle Building San 7fanclsco 1 d5ppSS Dial 24431 Member of Aseeelated Prose 1: Associated Press is exclusively entitled to use' tor-PubHcatlwpf news dlspauhes credited to It or not otherwlse credited in this paoer and also the local news tjf1 republlcatlon pf special die- patches a Also reserved Member Kansas Press Asseelatlen 1-t Eastern weather forecasters held a convention but weathef forecasters west of the Mississippi are too wise to be caught aU in one place comments the Pittsburg Headlight the ruin effected by drouth and the consequent soaring prices for raw materials in themiirf ket places the Kansas farmer Is going td have some incentive to labor during the next few months despite his empty bins and depleted livestock pens That Incentive la the regaining of lost production ground with thej prospect that from fructifying soil and animal increase will come a probable profit The prbflt motive has been largely absent frjpm agriculture for the past four yean It has been pretty weak since the World war With farm prices fluctuating all over the place mostly 'downward and with the things the farmer purchases remaining Consistently high the farm purchasing power Is reflected in sparing mortgages and dilapidated farmsteads But thi cornucopia pf America is low It must be replenished During the replenishing process prices can be counted upon to remain strong There wiil be no jSO-Cent wheat no Srcent hgs Year in and year out a farmerj toils and produces whatever the price But there can be no Joy in labor without profit 1 Now that labor with profit seems to be around txe corner much woe will be removm from what would otherwise be winter of pure discontent Cryqtal' KAN Dec 1 The long official recount-of bal-i lots in the prohibitlou repeal vote has been completed and it is announced that prohibition wpn by ll votes The Wets riaim to know many specific Instances of fraud and threaten court 'action INSTALMENT XK TROUBLED CONSCIENCES Mrs Lowe felt that she was at a disadvantage dealing with Mervto Iranchard Branchard content to oee money at a friendly gatoe of iridge and Branchard the solicitor were two quite different people This one talked to Mrs Lowe as though she were a reasonable man whereas1 she wasjthe reverse both temperament and sex1 A female shylock I he secretly dubbed her It began to look as though Greek had met Greek wheh suddenly Mrs Lowe brought out) her handkerchief and said that she was really too unnerved to go on with it today The truth she meant to tackle David himself behind -Mervln back) After all it was money the solicitor was ieing so stingy about and if any-htog did happen) to Rose if the child there was every reason to believe that David Marshall would settle a larger amount on Audrey without Any quibble about at alL One had! to remember too ludrey would probably have children of her own So it had been Just another fiasco Audrey read the xtews to her face and to Mervto have seen Cecily "Will you wait until I get David asked toe specialist any case I would not be leaving until toe he replied In another moment David bare- leaded was in the car on Ids way to Mrs Fortunately it was not very far or he might have there a raving-maniac Cecily herself was at toe door jy toe time he had toe gate open She and Nanna and Mrs Leach had ust finished midday dinner and were sitting in the front parlor when toe car drew up jj Instantly Cecily guessed 'soxne-bing of the truth-David would not be owning in search of -her fcxeept a good reason and the only reason could be Rose Ann But she was yet to leAm that her little condition was so desperate David took her! by the hand j- must come to Maple he said Ann to very UL The doctor told me to fetch Now Nanna came running out to Join them her face gray and pitiful i '-f A when she heard toe bad I Middle age has Its compensation despite its Jowls and double chins People have discovered by ihat tlme that there are entirely (joo many calories in wild oats the! McPherson Republican I In printing the prediction of licks weather prophet that I this drouth la mild compared to what we wifi get this year the Pratt Union adds that "if it believed j- him It have printed the 'story i A Newton man relates the Kansan went fishing and baited his hook with an extra large grasshopper Soon the husky hopper Stuck ts head out of the water and had a two-pound channel catfish In its 4 elation That old for tone she 1 PROP I Aiiy Understanding of the national situation right now must start with a consideration of that dynamic Kansan with in Oklahoma General Hugh Johnson in the universal allocation to right and now goirig on r- Johnson classifies The -young intellectual branch of the Brain Trust who are planning a and who are kindly disposed to Communism are after Johnson because he will not go with them They would like to see son entirely eliminated hut the liking for Johnson makes that too much of a bite and the alternative is to curb power in tbejnew A with a hoard in charge as boss and Johh- son only a member The intellectual" branch 'T 'of the Brain ITust should get Johnson can1 well) then iurn on President Green of the American Federation of Labor He recognizes mouth I MERCHANT MARINE Secretary recent opposition to full government aid for the merchant marine as unnecessary at this time is certainly arousing' the shipping Interests They are going aftjbr the declaration hammer and tongs Smith president of the National Council of American Shipbuilders declares Secretary portion to be incomprehensible in viw of President statements during the jcampalgn and lister disclosing his policy of full support Of liberal government aid PARDNER 1 i good MORNING STORyJ 1 1 i By THORNTON BURGESS I i FARMER ENTERTAINS 7 you can come too If you David said 1:3 He want to be alone In that care with Cecily but Nanna thought ie was being kind and her grateful tears overflowed After all David was in a way as dear -to her as Rose Ann She had helped to look after him since he was a schoolboy -f-They got into toe car with him and' off they went: Audrey had said she would stay In the garden room and there was no sigh of her about when David led his former wife over toe threshold Literally he had to lead her for Cecily seemed as one blind and stumbling i Both of them had bad consciences It looked as though between them they had done everything they could to kill the child tfyey loved so: dearly said David Their hands were clasped and he was hurrying her along when Dr Jasper loomed up before them Not so fast" said this merciless man would like to have a few words with Mrs Marshall She to go into the nursery only it she is i (Continued tomorrow) and Through ajgietite both did Are often led to being bold Mpther Nature Lyons man says 1 the News got one of the new silver certificates On it was printed: has been deposited to the Treasury of I the united He crossed out the remaining words and substituted: "Five dollars warth of spinach or ts equivalent" Incentive to Economy think said' a vis-ting missionary to a class of Sunday school children in El Dorado are six million square hiles where little boys and giris have no Sunday school in Africa Now What should we aU strive to save money for?" go to Africa" cried a chords of cheery voices for the Shipping 1927 too merchant i marine The Board national survey of showed a virtually 100 per a Communistic ele- boring from within that there is 'ment: which is slight manner of man was playing knew "We thought as David is set go into said Mrs Lowe like a ruffled henL by irou look as though you ljad a wink of sleep in a Branchard said acknowledging Mrs explanation with a courteous bow i David roused himself from la sort of waking stupor He hardly seemed to: know where he was going to take him home' said Audrey make him lie right said Branchard you like me to come along asked Mrs Lowe i mother rather not1 They parted' at the door and Mrs Lowe started baclcYor Chester court Audrey thrust her arm through and they) walked along together His car was waiting but If would be wanted to go to toe station to meet the specialist who was coming from Manchester wish I had bought of tellini him to charter an David said At toe corner there loomed toe impressive edifice which housed the Midland! Commercial bank and as they approached it Audrey said David perfectly dreadful 'o: me to bother you with my stupid little worries atja time like this but to rathe? a hole for toe piffling ram of £50 I ask mother be (wild if she knew I wonder if you would lend it to David of course said instantly that he would try to pay you back darling awfully kind of you and know how) grateful I am1 idrey one rid bills that one is encouraged to run up and them all of a sudden descends Jon you with a hang1 1C But David was jnot Interested In Oklahoma Outlines 1 Against him and he is openly combatting it': I I There may be little love lost Green and Johnson' over the administration of Section of the 'Labor Code' A but if the -young get" Johnson Green will find Johnson Vas nolLso far over to the ailie looked to be and that the General was mighty valuable prop izi the situation cent public rapport of an adequate merchant! marine Agricultural organizations are committed to a merchant marine in no uncertain terms! dependence upon' other nations jfor shipping during the world war taught this nation a lesson it Isi not likely soon forget says Mr I Smith But Secretary position is understandable This government is now committed to the aiding of so many things that the line must be drawn! somewhere was going to put up a fight and when) toe enemy came charging acrosst the melon patch and all of them) was to it he shot off his cannon and that shock was aU that the melons needed because they were jaU so full of steam from the sun that when toe cannon went off every melon in the patch exploded and made a mess of everything and toe enemy seen themselves 1 with red watermelon and felt the Juice running down them-selveij they thought they was all shot jto pieces and they fell down and hollered for the stretcher bearers and my army went and tjook all their guns and theylall surrendered i 3 I told the bunch about it and they thought that was a good one 'and said -they would like to try itj so I snucK to toe house and got our melon and passed it out of toe wtodqw to Peanuts and we wenttotat through the alley with it and took it over to the brickyard and made a fire and put it on it but when it got hot it didn't bust it only cracked ahd let the Juice sizzle out of it and when) I got nome to dinner and couldn't find the melon tell lie My father was going to wallop me but my grandfather laughM and said it was all his fault and he went to an ice house and got another melon Grandfathers get little jboys in lpts pf trouble but they get them out of a lot of lickings I have got a grandfather I am proudCjof I had to stay in and take care of Annabelle Lee all the afternoon ld Farmer Biy loves all the Uttle people of toe Green Meadows and toe Green Fbnjst and is constantly trying to increase his knowledge! and understanding of them and their ways He jls one of their best friends and thfy all know tL It 4s surprising how toon these little neighbors in feathers! and fur learn to know who their friends are who jean be trusted And it is surprising how quickly the word passed along among them Ope evening Farmer discovered Jimmy $kunk drinking the milk that had bAen put out fox Black Pussy toe Gat Just outside toe little doorway that had been cut to toe end of the woiodjsbed especially for Black usel Black Fussy was looking on from safe her tail with every I hair on end which made it look like three tails to one her eyes glaring with anger This )was an outrage and there! was notolpg she could do about It! At Br JUDD MORTIMER LEWIS sterday was Sjmday and it was ore coolish thanjlt has been since winter A fella like his atoer too' hot bit when it begins to get cool he lows that school so far off and it gives him a Sort of saddish feeling I got out of bed and let Jubilee own by his rope ind I see the sky for clouds put on my short britches ahd went jdown and got the bailto go out arid bollect the squirts from the dxxmmedj brutes and the bunch came and they said we would all run away froxb Sunday school iknd Whltey said where would we go If we did run awiy and I said he owed good and) well where If we ran away from Sunday and I had had enough hot ther so I told them? it and that chahged their minds When I went in io strain thd milk and feed my face n)y antfwas pranc-Ipg around to hex) fancy pajamas rshe said with ja watermelon on for dinner and) a cool day and (Kverjrthing life wgs woth living again and my grahdfatoCr said he Tfas glad to' see cool day but tjedhot days has sahred lots of lives And when my ant asted him how he aid that one ttxxijs his Army was damped to the wood down South nd the enemy was jon toe other side of a big toousand4acre watermelon patch with about a thousand melons ih it and it was mpre than a hundred in the shade and toe melons have any shade and he had learnt from his spies that toe enemy Tfas going to chargfc at three Tfhen the day was hottest and they had his armyoutx umbered but he Thomas Gets Scrubbed In the opinion of the Enid Eagle after the election Hitler probably said to Hitler thank you!" I Those fliers find it Is more than hop skip and a Jump from to Bagdad chuckles the Enid News- 3 THE I SUCKER V' i-i I Recently that always original and consistently clever Kansaa news- With silver nationalized at a high price few dead gangsters will 'get burials linj silver caskets any more Dorbth ThMnpson can truthfully say to Herr Hitler that she has been ut of chased oi better countries than The farther away your neighbors live the easier it is to love 'em declares Arnle Pretzel to the El Reno American j' I The Fairview Republican thinks the reason that some speeches! are boresome is that there are no brains to the audience i his II Chicken farmers have had one advantage this summer asserts! the Tulsa World -They did not need to use their incubators least there was nothing she dared try to do about it despite toe fact that (she was tdggetj and heavier than jJimmy She hud Just startec to drink when Jimmy I appeared1 and without hesitating to the least had straight for )thati dish milk (Black Pussy had backed away spittipg and growling and then turned tail and rani! And Jimmy had paid no more attention toi her than If she there! Not even when Farmer Boy approached until! he was within a few) feet did Ji least disturbed imrxfy seem in toe Certainly he was Pennsylvania penitentiary riot cost flooioo It is growing more and more" costly to keep the prisoners entertained Texan bombed a Cloud and got rain It had long been suspected heeded some It! had Jupjter that Jupiter Pluvius what Audrey wanted that £50 for ubvwigh for that he could re lieve her mind so easily would tha a few scratches of the pen could do toe same for him got 19 on he said get it for you at once the bank at our very At the counter he asked her how she would have it i HOW IS YOUR HEALTH kind of prod i- THE REAL CAMPAIGN ISSUES (Rom the Commonweal Slogans few the fall elections be- gin to dangle from the comers of omations Democrats would ask the common man how the new deal has affected his whether he has observed a tendency to abrogate his rights and! privileges and whether Jobs or' Income are more satisfactory Republicans have tended to use accusations pf radicalism against both the administration as a whole and against individuals In particular with some spokesmerf (notably Ogdrii Mills) coming out for capitalism seen endangered aa-toe best of all possible Worlds Unfortunately7 there appears to be no tendency to adjudgq -the methods adopted to remedy the naf woes on toe specific merits of each '1 The supcesses registered and toe mistakes are still a lump sum to the country) at large Nevertheless one may already observe that toe size of theyes vote to be rolled Up in November will depend very considerably on -how the fArmer feels about A A A procedure when the summer ends While untoward weather conditions have matte this an exceptional year there Is much discussion of -the theory as such in rural districts Insofar as general business is concerned toe figures continue1 to be much better than toe spirit 1 Psychologically regarded the nation is' Still very much in the depression No doubt toe Tall elections will serve a good purpose from this point of view but the thing needful ls far more Concrete Information' concerning toe vriiole of toe 3 vast Roosevelt plan and more dlscrimlna- tion-in making estimates of iti Will the uunpalgn malm for clari-: fication by bringing up after-point? Or is it to he Just another case of wholesale i repudiation or blanket indorsement? I) I 1 proper minerals and vitamins! Now the onion webders of Ohio are on strike At leastsome Ameri-hold that that is in the cans will In plied public interest The Blackwell Tribune has noticed that it stock1 the farmers are selling these days It Is stock they waiter Free people are those who want dictator to assume responsl bility and not give 'any ordva the Chlckasha Ezpress explains The head of a sheep is said to be solid bone Now the Butler Her aid knows why they call those amateur stock market speculators lambs The Grant County Journal tells of the man who is to the hospital because his wife uses a certain while the iron is hot" One of the things the Chlckasha Express admires about women is toe confident way! they Wow their nose on a three-by-four lace handker paper the Atchison Globe printed 1 for single da( a burlesque edition of the kindl of newsifeper which wallows In sensation sex ahd sob stuff A single edition however can "not simulate the style That calls for successive editions Curiously the formula rigidly fixed The falsity of sensation one day Is blanked by another sensation next day Fed Love-mate Microbes' not proving true the reader is met day Witti Glass in and so on The incessant play In a sex story is not in the text but In the head- lines TJe stpry remains from day to day much the aame Every effort is exhausted to make a new head' line on the' old story grossly suggestive It is 'worthy oT note that none of ttie modern head-line writ' era of this order has ever approached the achievement of- the pld Police Duplicity and Worse than Likewise -thej rifle for sobstuff scarcely evei varlea Its most familiar form is found in attention to the woman companion of a criminal called always by thlgklnd of newspaper a The newspaper writes a story full of mush and tears which Is the own feeling in the case and gets the w'Oman to sign it A curious! part of all' this is that men who follow-this sort of hog-wash day after day most of them know they are suckers -and suspect lUhat other "people know they are "but with the identity of the news paper fsheeplshly folded but of sight they gclj on day after day swallow ineygo These Comparatively frigid blasts out of tHe north mike the average Kansin wonder what happened to his wagCs Of course nothing to a name Allred winner of the Demo not afraid' He merely looked up and then raised his1 big plume Of a tail little higher which was by way of a friendly warning not to interfere I Farmer Boy 'chuckled get you Jimmy" said he polite to interfere Utth a person who is eating so dorgt Jlmtoy He calmly went on lapping up that milk until the dish was empty Then he I nosed about a bit peeped In at Black Pussy'S little doorwAy and toexi Waddled off to look fOr fat grubs and beetles Farmer Boy filled the dish with milk again for Black Pussy and toe gulped it jdown hastily continually lifting her head for Sne was nervous hasty look around of cratic nomination for governor Texas Is jnot a communist chief' A' notes 1 she re I it be rather He was little puzzled Td rather have it that 'way toU you why when we get outside" When they got qutside however her Ingenuity suffered ne further tax David summoned a taxi He wanted to get back to MAple Grange now and had ho room) in his mind for any subject but Rqse Ann' Dr MalCDermott an able man nevertheless knew David too wen to take too rnany liberties with him when it came to the dangerous topic of Cecily 'it The man from Manchester ras made of sterner stuff a sort of hard worn battle-ax had eyes tha1 looked like bits of gray steel and a straight thin lipped mouth which gave no hint that Its expression cpuld ever( be inJthe least merciful They came dowh from' toe con sultatlon to toe garden room where David wat waiting with Jasper 'striding ahead with Mac-Dermott lurking Uncomfortably In the background David Jumped Ito his feet and looked from one to the other" The roof of Us mouth was dryanc burning: and hit face clammy hej asked in a rasping voice The specialist spdke or toe two of them fixing toq young master of Maifle Grahge with a cool and sin ister stare1 chfld has one chance! and South North and West winds having been Unproductive this summer It might be wen for Kansas to Invite -the East wind to'have a try Old high cost of living is not going to get away with it unopposed Tariff' on Cuban sugar has been towered six-tenths of one cent per pound1 Where it Is desirable to reduce from threejto six pounds a week It Is necessary to impose certain simple restrictions of diet in addition to the daily rations -of vitamins! and minerals but these restrictions presently become voluntary that is the patient's craving for the items Indicated recedes toward the normal wpenjj the body gets the accessory factors which have been deficient in thA diet Briefly toe items restricted are white bread potatoes (except baked potato skins) a white products and sugar' Any fresh fruit in season should be preferred to any pie pudding cake Or sweetened dessert For breakfast the chief Item should be fresh raw fruit always For i lunch toe main item should be a salad and preferably at least while I one Is reducing no aid dressing or a dressing made with mineral oil to place of Olive oil or other food oiL Tea) or coffee without cream or milk Or sugar whenever desired If it seems Just terrible to take coffee without sugar aa lt did to me at first pse one-fourth of a grain of saccharin to lieu of sugar to your $ffeej Or less saccharin if less enough for your taste Presently you trill find you can enjoy the coffee oh fairly well at any rate sans cream or sweet: If you could see py Doc Brady shoveling- sugar into' Us coffee when he was living high And fairly bouncing about I must mean precisely what telUng you and ll at ease Plainly She enjoytog that meaL The next eve-ntog Jimmy appeared' as before and ag before Black Pussy beAt hasty totxeat The same toi pened jfor several cesstaq: It was knew A good thing When he found BY WILLIAM bLuY WHEN YOU EAr LESS YOU WANT tESS I He who has a mind to eat a great deal must eat but ittle said Louis Gornaro in his discourse oh a ahd Temperate Lite" And 'Comoro explains that eating little makes a rtan live long arid) living! long toe man must eat a great deaL Inow tell one) that ka not so easy to explain to toe dumb layman bht I can explain jit if not too dumb and if you can grasp the physiological bams of it you will an effective' guard against gtowing fat or if you are already ht you i the secret of reducing or carbohydrate food ope eats ahe craves The less of such manipulated carbohydrate food one eats the less one wants This does not apply to carbohydrates as they occur in nature! In tofc form in which they grow all sugars and starches are intimately associated with organic mineral salts and vitamins When the body gets tone' along with toe sugar or starch hunger is satisfied with considerably less carbohydrate material than most malnourished Individuals habitually desire and consume (jl reckon I ought to know Just reduced 20 pounds to six weeks ixaj this way and bund that when Ij got the proper amounts of the mineral elements and vitamins I no ldhger craved the Excessive quantities of pure caijbohydrates on wiich I had tosidlously gained the superfluous weight My personal experience coincides with that of hundreds of patients' of my i medical colleagues who have successfully reduced overweight by toe application of this concept) 'j If the enthusiasts are right about toe growing Influx of converts be having to brand nudists to keep them in their own pastures toe Oklahoma City Times predicts -i A Red River country paper -com plains that Oklahoma City Journals frequently misspell Byars and- be-lieves the copyreader may have lived in Texas slush ing the l-i it and: havtog discovered this nightly supply! of milk he proposed to be regular bourder I- So Farmer Boy took pity bn Black Pussy and gave her her milk oUt to toe barnj but he forget (to fill toe dish for Jlmm -Skunk 'Then aej evening who should appear with Jimmy but Mrs Jimmy Evidently Jimmy had toU her of his find and invited her to share lit with him Side i by aide their hoses in the dish together they lapped up toe! milk Their manners were perfect There was no greed on the put of either The next night there were tun dishqp)one of bread ahd cereal with Economy home from the mountains Jim?" queried a Norman man got back" his friend replied she stay longer' than afford to leave there while there were so many servants to tip 8be had to stay until most them were gone" AN UNPOPULAR LAW (rrom tha New Albany Tribune) The Indiana gross income tax tew does not seem to be pcmlas Those who have to pay toe income taxes those paying on wages salaries or on professional Incomes and! many others Just fiel hit and hurt when compelled to pay the income taxes for the 'rapport of the myriad of additional bureaucrats that under the McNutt regime infest Indiana Then again those who do not pay Income taxes are sore as they say that conditions under toe new deal aro such that the average man dues not make enough to get onto the -income tax list A law ls surely unpopular when the 'man who has to pay under Its provisions and the man who does not have to pay each kicks about it Such a law catches it a-coming and a-going i vJ Tkn On his sixtieth birthday Herbert Hoover smiled and refused to be quoted This indicates happier existence than li he had been quoted while refusing to smile 1 Dispute between General Johnson and Donald Rlchberg is highly toi-poriant but it Just develop the punch Huey Long and Mayor Walmsley jare putting into theirs -1 Plans for more government work and threat of more strikes mean that pretty soon everybody to America- will either be starting to work or liylng down the tools and home a very slim he said "Fetch i Snappy Selections A 'DOLE DEVELOPMENT i P- Arriving home from Europe and going at once into conference at 1 White House the Federal ReUef Chief-Mr Hopkins is of the belief I that the nation will have to go to the dole dlsbuxjng government funds in fixed payments to individuals qualifying to receive it Hopkins has been unusually frfenk in designating previous administrative distribution of I relief as doles In fact However a dole fixed In terms of statute will be quite It different thing from any of the preced tog -administrative measures A lump sum appropriated for a generaTpur- It take Jinuny five minute! after his arrival to discover 'where that food Was and without the least hesitation he entered through the cat-hole arid Mrs jJimmy followed After! that! every (evening Fanner Boy entertained In the woodshed -and his handsome little guests climbed into I his lap as he sat on the floor holding the food dish and allowed him'-: Jto- itrobi them while they atf He got a great toriU front jit -And always-: he refuted the pahs before he went to bed and always in jthe morning the pans were empty- The next Where the ht Is xiot more lUESTIONS ANQ ANSWERS i ij Battlini with HaMt After readins your instructions 1 eon-eluded Ithmt you meant to teach us to forget our did Just that and for ten months now hart had no trouble and tatsn no physic But let me tell you it takes exit to hold out the me (W W) 1 Grit my eye It takes Just common sense Glsd to send any victim of the constipation habit the booklet Constipation which tells how to break the habit Inclose a 1 dime and a stamped envelope bearing your address-Antitexln -ji Dlseuteion in our Homemakers as too much antitoxin causes profitable to disease or smoko harmless sometimes given never too much milk and sugar and the other ot clear njiilk Jimmy and Mrs Jimmy ate their flu of the former and then drank their milk Arid they did It In the most orderly foamier' Asti said before their manners were perfect JY V- i-f So that was how Fanner entertaining began Then he began to wonder if he could induce his friends to come into the shed to eat So Instead of putting the of fodd outside he placed (Prom the South China Poet Hone Kent) The conductor and a brakeman on a Montana railroad differ as' the proper pronunciation of the name Eurella Passengers are often startled upon arrival at this station to hear the conductor yell: a liar! a liar from the brakeman at toe other end comes toe cry: J-- "You really are" You really are" than 10 per-cent ip excess of the normal it is ideal every point of view to reduce only a pound or two a week and I believe this can btccompllshed in most Instances by) toe simple phuitlce of tsktwg one or two daily rations of a pure food concentrate containing the fere tong population be stsbilized at 1404)00j000 and then 'America will be asking for larger families predicts an author Presumably the orators will get tired of repeating that figure oyer and over i I Morning Prayer -4' Mniin rather whea I tmftoiS rto wltkMJ Mxthlms Ina Un klp mmttf ttot Mh hlM utvw kli father Mt twin the father aaafla 1 hla rift hut bacauu hla heart uiahw A'--' hip (in tan -DaUr Blhto -Beafllaei SUrah Mink Ckaaytni tkf Ou- inside toe shed near the cat I i- -r -v i 1 --'j- ry- -i -A 'r 1 -iT is 1 Jf-A.