Breathitt County News from Jackson, Kentucky • Page 4

Knew He Was Safe Aunt Louisa as the lute 3J Louisa Eldridgc was lovingly called was Veil known as au actress but eho was even better known aa the organizer of the annual Christmas festival for stage children at Pus tors theater in New York according I ing to the Chicago Tribune In presenting their Christmas I gifts to the tngc children said an actress Aunt Louisa made the jolliest little speeches I well remem ber what she said to me when I was juvenile in presenting me with a crutch for I had sprained my ankle badly in a snow scene She said she hoped I would incommode no one with my crutch asher cousin a veteran colonel sometimes incommoded people with his wooden leg Her cousin shesaidas once dining with a man whoso floors wen of highly polished and costly inlaid I woods The host got nervous as he sav the colonel clumping and clatleriiij about on his expensive floors lIe was afraid they would be scratched upU uplIadnt you better come over hero on the rug colonel he said You might slip out there you know But tho colonel with a loud Ilaugh struck the floor firmly with his wooden leg lONo fear of that said he rheres a nail in the end ya know 1 The Superintendent Wa Willing Every one in northern New Hampshire remembers Superintendent Dodge the former division superintendent of the White Mountain branch of the Boston and Maim railroad and his ready wit bone of the section gangs was an employee who was rather an eccentric character and was ambitious to be come an engineer but possessed no qualifications for the job One day his companions urged him to write to the superintendent for a chance to run on the road and in due time came this dnswer from Sir Dodge I have no objection to your running on the road if you will be careful to keep out of the wayof the trains Boston Herald A Young Mother at 70 My mother has suddenly been made i young at 70 Twenty ears of Intense suffering from dyspepsia had entIrety entIretyI when she began taking Electric Bitter I which have completely cured her and I restored the strength and activity she had In the prime of llttt write Mrs VL Gllpatrlckof Denfortli Maine Greatest restorative medicine on the kidneyst right purifies the blood and cures 1 malaria biliousness and weakness Wonderful nerve tonic Price SOP Guaranteed by Jackson Drug Co HUNTING A GHOST There is a haunted bouse at Vin ccuucs where the usual mysterious noises of ghostly visitants are heard Thu particular building is one of those of the French department of wllrThe victims of the ghost arc worthy couplo named Oalichet the good man being one of the keep qraiof the wood A week ago he and his wife were awakened by loud rap piiigs on the partition wall Gall diet sprang out of bed and went into the adjoining room but no creature in mortal guise could he discover The phenomenon has been repeated each night since It always occurs at 4 oclock Friends and neighbors have watched with Galichet but the spirit rapper is still as intangible as ever The whole neighborhood undertakes ghost hunts of an evening now Even the military authorities are concerned to pierce the mystery and have ordered an inquiry A ghost court martial would be new in military history Hyena Hunting on Shipboard An exciting hyena hunt was among the unadvertised attractions of a voyage between Tunis and Marseilles on board the stcaner Djur jura A pair of hyenas had befc taken on board but the cage a wooden one was not strong enough end during the night the female oicnpcd As efforts to get her back to the cage only drove the brute to show her teeth she was shot by a gendarme in charge of some military prisoners Next day the male got out but after hue and cry lie was got back into the cage lIe began however to attack the timber bars with his teeth in a manner so sav nge that he too was shot as a precaution The passengers on the steamer had to be kept below during i these scenes London Globe To remove a light Uttlrig screw cover to a can rub a little chalk on the top and wrap a piece of sand paper around tho cover with the fcatid side next the can The top can then be removed without trouble The Richest Man In the Vorld The richest man In the world can not have his kidneys replaced nor live without them to it Is important not to noglect these organs If Foleys Kidney cure Is taken at the first sign or danger the symptoms will disappear and Four health will be restored as It strengthen and builds up these organs as nothing else will Ojcar Bowman yUbinona Ky writes I have used Foleya Kidney Cure and take great prcasurailn stating it cured ma penm netYlly of kidney disease which cer ulnjj wouldfhavo COlt me mrrllfej 1 Jnk on riig Cd I i CONSTIPATION IS no respcc terof age and it Is just as common a condition mong children as it is with their parents parentsThe condition is far I more likely to reach an acute stage develop seri ously with the little fa I ks because of the difficulty in detecting it IMany a child has died from constipation or illness arising from It when it might have been saved by the timely use of ascotDr Caldwells Laxatlot Syrup Pepsin This Is the greatest remedy known for correcting constipated conditions Dont wait until yourchild is affected but administer a doc of tho medicin occasionally You wilt a perceptible change for the better a healthy color and a livelier disposition Dr Caldwella Syrup Pepsin Is a good thing to have in the house becauso it UVood for the whole family I i Dr Caldwell Syrup Pepsin can be obtained In both dollar and halfdollar I dies from all druggists 1 Your money will bo refunded if it does not benefit you I Your postal card rrQUrct brfnll bY retullJ I mail our new hjoklc DK CALDWELLS HOOK OP WONDERS and free umple to those who hare never tried this wonderful ramedy Mother write today PEPSIN SYRUP CO Wontloello IlllneU Sold by JACKSON DRUG CO Boys Composition on a Horse A father going into his stable ono day last week found his little eon astride ono of the horses with 51 slate and pencil in his hand Why Harry he exclaimed what are you doing Writing a composItion was the reply Well why dont you write it in the house asked the father Because answered the little fellow the teacher told me to write a composition ou ii horse A Biully Burned Girl or boy man or nian is quickly out of pain If Bticklena Arnica Salve Is applied promptly Welch or Tekon alma Jlleh says I use It In my Cam fly for cuts sores and all skin injuries and Hud it perfect Quickest pile cure known Best healing sake made 25 at Jackson Drug Company VSS Prepared Two men had lind an argument on the street which bad waxed so warm I that It ended with blows Thor were arrested and taken to court A lawyer was examining an eyewitness of the affair and asked You say you saw Mr strike Sir first res sir How far away were you at the timeSeventeen I Seventeen feet five Inches and a halt lialfIndeed Indeed And could you tell the court how you arc so sure of the exact distanceWeliwaa Well was tho reply I thought some fool lawyer would ask me that question so I took a tape and measured It Boston Herald HeraldThe The Original Foley A Co Chicago origlnateJ Honey and Tar as a throat and lung remedy and on recount of jima great merit and popularity of Folsya Honey and Tar many Imitations are offered I for the genuine These worthless ImItations have similar sounding names Beware of them The genuine Foley Honey and Tar is in a yellow package Ark for It and refuse any substitute It the best remedy for coughs or colds Jackson Drug Company It Foretell Weather Do you wish to gain a reputatiop us a weather prophet Watch flip clouds says an old sailor or rather one cloud Pick out the smallest cloud you can sec and keep your eye on it If it diminishes and disappears it shows a state of the air that is almost sure to be followed by fair weather But if it increases in size falling weather will not be far oft The reason is this When the air is becoming charged with electricity you will see every cloud attracting all less ones toward it till it gather into a shower And on the contrary when the fluid is passing off or dif fuing itself even a large cloud wilt be seen breaking to pieces and dissolving Nothing will relieve Indigestion thaIs not a thorough dlgestant Kodol I Dyspepsia cure digests what you eat and allows the stomach to ltre cuperate grow strong again A few doses of Kodol after meals will lOOp restore the stomach and digestive or gans to a full performance of their functions naturally Sold by Jackson Drug Company Grandma said little Flossie can I have your store teeth to play with Of course not dear replied the old lady YOu must be reasonable In your wants But grandma protested Flossie Its you thats not reasonable Every time 1 want anything you want me to want something else Dont drug the stomach to cure a cough One Minute Cough Cure cuts I the mucus draws the Inflammation out of the throat lungs and bronchi tubes heal loathes and euros A quick cure for croup and whooping I couch Its constantly Increasing use for many years tells of the fact of Its absolute usefulness Sold by Jackson Drug Company a OUR DIG GLUJIllING OFVEll I By special nrrnncemont with the Southern Agriculturist the popular semimonthly farm paper of Nashville Tenn wo arc able togo our readers tho advantage of clubbing oiler which wo believe is tho most liberal over made by any novspni er in tho South In the first place we will send the Southern Agriculturist a whole year free to any new or old subscriber who pays us for a years subscription to our own paper This great semimonthly farm paper goes twice every month into 50000 southern homes and there I uJul 11 rico is 50 cents nycar It is edited by southern men and women to suit southern conditions and fs just what our farmers need It answers freo of charge any question subscriber may ask and its advice is given in a plain practical way which any farmer can understand All departments of farm life nro covered including delightful homo and childrens pages Sample copies free at our office 0 officeIIEKB IIEKB IS OUn mo AUSOOTIIEHN usouriiimRegular Itegular Price Breathitt County News1 00 Southern Agriculturist 50 Nashville Weekly American 50 Industrious Hen poultry liO Southern Fruit Grower 50 Total regular price3 00 Wo will send you all live of the above papers a whole year for onlyl 60 These papers arc all of Southern publications and each is a leader in its particular held Order this club and you will get a big years reading at nominal cost BREATHITT COUNTY NBWS 1 Hood Poisoning results from chronic constipation which II quick cured by Dr King Sew Life Pits They remove all poison tus germs from the system and Infusi I new life and vigor cure sour stomach nausea headache doziness and colic without griping or dftcnmfort 25 Guaranteed by Jaokson Drug GJ To Clean Glassware Tumblers and wineglasses should be waslied in cold water in whicha little soda is dissolved then turned up to drain dried with a soft clean and dry cloth Polish with a leather or an old silk handkerchief Chan delier orJusterglasses arc washcc in the same way Dont tie a cougn or a cold up In your system by taking a remedy that binds the bowels Tuka Kennedyr Laxative Honey and Tar It Is differ ent from all other cough syrup It it better It opens the bowelsexpels all cold from the system relieves coughs cold croup whooping cough etc An ideal remedy for young and old Child ron like It Sold by Jackson Drug Co He Fooled Them It was the morning of the let of April and Harold the ministers son a lad of five yearn had been told that be might ask tho blessing at the tabjp The family bowed their heads nrJ waited for the expected blessing Thc boy bowed his head reverently clasped his hands was solemnly silent CorA moment and then called out jubilantly April fool Llpplncottn Muga ziucLiving Living indoors so much during the winter months creates a sort of a stuf ry wantofozonecondltion in the blood and system generally Glean up and get ready for epring Take a few Early Risers These famous little villa cleanse the liver stomach and bowels and give the blood a chence to purify Itself They relieve headache sallow complexion etc SuB by Jack son Drug Oompnny CompanyCoffee Coffee Stains Coffee nnd tea stains if rubbed with butter and afterward washed in hot soapsuds will come out leaving the table linen quite white and freshWimat What good does It do you to eat If your stomach fails to digest time food None It does you harm causes belching sour stomach flatulence etc When the stomach falls little Kodol Dyrpepsla Cure after each meal will digest what you rat and makes the itomach sweet Scld by Jackson Drug Company Perfect Popcorn To poi corn successfully so that the kernels will be soft throughout put enough ill the wire popper to barely cover the bottom Turn the cold water from the faucet over the corn and let it be saturated before placing over the fire Shake thO water from the popper and put it in the oven to dry Then pop over a bright fire This is perfect popcorn and is not indigestible Stomach and Liver Trouble Cured Orlno Laxative Fruit Syrup cures stomach and liver trouble as It aids digestion and stimulates the liver and 1 owels without Irritating these organs like pills and ordinary cathartics It uros Indigestion and sick headache and chronic constipation Orlno Laxa tire Fruit Syrup does not nauseate or grIpe and mlM and pleasant to takeR ruso substitute Jackson Drug Co A Painless Cure of Curable Pain Never rfl yourself to suffer pain Womens pains are curate They are the sign of dangerous conditions th female organs which should bo promptly ended to or dangerous results will follow i It I eoftrdU IT COMES TO WOMANS RELIEF vhenever she suffers from any of womans biting and weakening pains It not only compels the pains to stop but It follows up and drives out the cause of the pains which prevents them from coming back It makes you well Try It Sold everywhere 100 bottles WRITE US A LETTER freely and frankly In strictest confid ence telling us all your symptoms and troubles We will send free AIMee In plain scaled envelope how to cure them Address Ladies Advisory DrptThi Chattanooga Medicine Co Chattanooga Term This superb outfit Is the kind usually chosen by the willing to pay lor tbc best Exactly as illustrated above Base ot cabinet ISiS Inches horn over two feet IonIC one dozen eenuloe Ellison gold moulded records and ODe dozen genuine Edison bltnba for making Tour own record Price 1K70 after 80 A MONTH 4 PAYS fOR THIS GREAT Edison Home Outfit tree Lust It Irdenou can or you Iall mavTrmsi use otter free tral then 4110 a rgr fl 11 tcwest lIash prisss 011 ellTrI Total mQlnhlr maypaentsuuntm for 0 mOntbs foUlI cost 3818 TMt Killlfi 41ldl 1 till jeer tit tlff of enttrtalntr tin thtHtw for old and young far ttUtr Man a pan or cress totting lo 10 Sinus at mucA While we will be glad to send free Catalog ibowlnz other Edison ontBti costing from lUW upward we recommend In the highest termi lUls Edison Outfit No 7 I I WRiTE TODAY SiriL localltr Kemember no 0 Dno formtlltr FkCH TRIAL Our yriat tut trial offtr crovdlna tAl factory 19 If you want fQ 4 stirs of prompt iMpaunt titan send vovr order fODA Guslam BabcM Manager Deptn 149 Michigan Atl Chicago to tbo a wbo try own an Edlwn we will sad noalhr anppUmtnta of FREE lbs Utut EdJioo noonli try Every Sw a IUIM h14 writ CLWE 1114 wocaa Sa ncHangt for ww pAowiprapAi The Plot That Failed And th Victim of It A In onlerlnz itaU what kind of reoordi you want whether I comic rellirlous vocal or InstrumenUl or souse of every kind I Ioa wwII make rOil upour bent arlettlon In ordering Please KlrenMUranees of rellablli tr tutlne Dire occupation mauled or lnzl and how long resident In COUIIE of years ago governor of one of the southern state wont to Ialiu Reach rhu for a short holiday lIe reglatcretl nt one of tile niiiKullktiit hotels amid was asslpt cd to luxurious suit qf onis Jp was comforiiblj Installer wifli A friend canio III tQ cull oil him Tills Is a wonderful apartment llioy have given you1 said the visitor Why yes replk the governor 1vo never enjoyed such luxury In my life Never saw such place They Just showed nie to these rooms but Ivp been woudJnng If they reaHzccj that I was pooj tpap What lie you suppose theyll charge lip Well governor answered tlip other I liuppeii to now about that lime last niiin i I milro il preHldciit from New York paid 75 a day for these very rooms roomsScissors to grind cried the unfor tunate politIcian fvo only got 50 Ill have to leave at once Hut look here Jim I dont want to confess I cant pay for at least one day so you go down to tho station and telegraph me to como homo nt once I will meet you at tho station within an hour When the governor arrived nt tho station he found the frlciirt waiting us he had arranged You got may egrnni nil right In quired tho ac iUiilntauco Clot III sqld the governor In de upalrlug voice I should pay no I bo hove I nut the unluckiest man alive Why when I WePt to ask for my bill wllat do you suppose tho clerk said 7 Ho told mo tliero was no billsaid they would bo honored If I stayed yoarl Lippincotts Mnsarlno Cured Jlcniorrlingo of lid Lungs Several years stncn my lung were I so badly affected that I had many heml orrhagci writes A Ako of Wood Ind I took treatment with several physicians without any benefit I then started to take Foleys Honey and Tar and my lung are now sound as a bullet I recommend It In advance stages of lung trw bleFoleys Hon ey and Tar Btiips fat cough and heal tlu lungs and pre nts serious result from a cold Rufle jubilltutes ck son Drug Compun I i Household Hint If the black lead used for grate is mixed with soapy water it will give a brighter polish Zinc is best cleaned with hot soapy water then polish with kerosene and coal ash When polishing stoves a fine gloss I is obtained by adding a teaspoonful of alum to the ordinary black nlUlj WITHOUT A PAIN writes MaryShclton of Poplar Bluff Mo I cn do my housework although before taking CARDUI two doctors had done mo no good I can truthfully say I was cured by Cardul I want every suffering Lady to know of this wcnJcjful racJIclne 1 Mr Edison says Want to ste 4 Phonognph ckcry oil ntrictn home IIERE IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY Aafprtastt 1 to IOU MiIWl rrpoibI Dartip IS oii to inuie Jf lIor salt IUatsasnI a1 ini to mks sisrlQm uorvuierrutbe iarstrw4 riwordoflWa gsio5ta Iar I FREE aIiAJP TRIAL of he Superb Edison Home Phonograph outfit No 7 In your own home SIMPLY ORDER the outnt take It to your borne and i tar the stirring wallim twomep marches oldfashlontd bran and other religious mu lr Total solo and other beautiful Edison sold tnnuldrd record and hun yon do not rim to keep the outfit slwpljr return It at our cxpcoie anJ UI tAaryt von netting sr kf trial You only obllntlani with us are to take the outfit from the express oflce rromplly poring the trantportatlon chants and to make Mrment or return tbe outatrremj after free trial We make this rtmarkablr liberal otter to oil responsible relIable people because we knew that cot one out of one hundred returns tbe outfit after tree trial For any further information call on or address HENRY BARNETT At the Ureathitt County News Oflice Phonographs from 10 and up Danger From tlic Ilnuuc I Theree grave danger from tho jilnRiit 0 coughs and cild that are mi irevn ortIIInt Discovery fur junsumplion rnuls anti coidslra leo Wnlli of For I est City Me trriiet Its a dutd to people llviiiK III climate where coighs and colds prevnll I fun It quickly ends them It prevent pitpu I monia cures In grippe jIve woods I rill relief lo nsthma and 1t4 fever and makes weak lungs strong enough toward oil conUI1lItIIII coughs atsil colds tf and 1 Jtiarniueed by Jack son Drng Cu Trial bottle free In floe 3111114 i I II Couiqiandne Officer who Is a tailor In civil llfo Muller what do you mean by coining hero with the top Uut ton off your coat Muller Well havent I had this coat nt your phop for two wcekx Just to Rpt that button sowed on and you uovor did It MosRondorfur Blather IH If you ev bought nhoJx of VIrcli Haze Salve that failed to give sails I rcthll1 the chances are it did nut have the name of 0 Dewitt A Co print ed on the wrapper and pressed on the box Tho original PeWltig AVitch hazel Salve never falls to give iatlsfnc lion for burns soles bull tetter cracked hands eloFor bInd bleeding itching and protruding piles it Htmls almost I mined In te relief It sops the pain Sold by Jackson Drug Company I RAILROAD TIME TABLES Lexington tasiern Ry AVINTKU JlMH TAIIL1S EFFWI I OUlOhKU 22 1CC6 WEST BOUND iioi tic Otiiyii nViiy 1111 Sunday LX Sunday AM Ill LvJaokjor 05 2J4 1K Junction 020 280 Elknlaxvr 6f i 34 uinio 0 Sit a jo Athol BCD 560 Talle a 70l 3tl St IMHim 7Jfl aliJ IJeuttjvllle Jnn7 a 320 Torrent 7vV 347 I Natuinl Urldge8V01 401 Stanton 3 25 01I Clay Oily 837 48J LAB Junction 010 608 Winchester B23 O20 A Lexington 1010 bC5 EAST BOUND NoJ f404 4dally i Sunday CX Sunday KM AM Iv Lexington 22B 745 Winchester BIO 8 S5 LA Junction 3M 837 Cloy City 8tO B18 Stanton 400 023 Natural Bridge 485 95i Torment 440 1008 lIt1tlyvlll Jun 611 1020 1 St Helens 621 1040 TnSIcKn 533 lOOt Alhol Ml lOCO OaktUle M3 1100 Elkalawn 001 H22 0 A Juno 006 1126 ArJackoon 010 1180 All trains daily except Sunday Train NOR 3 and 4 make connection at Ueatlyvillu Junction with IA Hallway for local utAtloni en A A Hallway and connect at 0 A IL Junc tion for local ttitlon on the OIt UalhvayKos NOl I and connect at A Junction with It 0or Mt tftrrlltiK IlAltil Olin Mgr Oil AS SCOTT 0 IA KILL THEt COUGH AND CURE THE LUNGS WITH DrKings a New Detllr IFun ONSUMPTIOH CONSUMPTION OLDS Price COcSIOO Freo Trial burrjit and Quickest euro for all TROUBLES LES or MOllEY BAOK DRIHD Laxative Fruit Syrup Pleasant to tako The new laxative Docs not gripe or nauseate Cures stomach and liver troubles and chronic constipation by restoring the natural action of the stomach liver and bowels Refuse aubitltutea Price OOo JACKSON DRUG GO fOIffSllO4FXAItDTARstopa topa the cough and lB lunge 1C Railway Effective May 21 ml KCD LJ8At ItoiinJ We Dour 4 Jc 7 a MOl SVt11Qlh0 2 2 3 fr EI AM1VI IV IUAI Ml All 710 ltfSOsnnrICImyiOJn 650 733 ltS2 llel hnivn I2ro 4tii tfl7M5 4IGISH 11 4Wl PsCO 200 Fiornn Una Sna 8MO0JO 0JO 236 Jnvkou Hjio 8CO AM Alt IM AUifl LV TM IV No nl1d 22 2 Ill make close cor ntctlnnnt 0it Junction with Non 3 mid 4 for jioinu un the Lexington A Kufturn lUlhvnyM TONLKY flun Louisville 5S Atantjc Ry fclcdult In iflici lVlntiaij 16 jfCO WEST HOUND AtL JJalkfOn 026 221i bvItesstlyvhhlsj Junction 10 30 3 30 ArUeatUvllle LvUentijvllle ilO 60 8 45 LvUentijvllleLv PM Lv Irvine 12 25 520 ur lUclunondr 1 30 0 25 30ff A Nf 00At 28NlcIiulivlIlj MYt 4 Louln 1045EAT EAST OUKlt AM IU 1i4Lv Ar Vcrallifs 010 8 10 NfclioltivjUa 10 SO 7 12 Valley yievr J0 47 7 to KlQhnionil 1t5 II PM AM AM1v fv iUcliinond IIM 0 45 41riir J2 25 7 1J 11 Ar HoAtlytlllti 2tO 9 30 30Lv 00Ar It Jnrkron a 15 11 30 II It Hmlil 0 A Verwlllei Ky FIt ONLY RAILROAD SOUTH EQUIPPED WITH Vv AUTOMATIC ELECTRIC BLOCK SIGNALS SIGNALSAND AND SOUTHERN RAILWAY rnov I CINCINNATI TO All IMPORTANT CITIES SouthSoutheast Southeast Gnel Southwest Southwestr HMICSCCKCJir TICKEtS ON UU rierr AND THIRD TucseAn or EACH MONTH TO MANY POIrtTS SOUTh I Wj FIcnnataeiILitsAiW I IICKINU CP AT A I HI Main Bt I xlctom ST A OARRCTT Qentnl Muiactr RINEARSON 0 A Aaodooatl dodniutla joIt a Hero We Arc The Celebrated HANAN E3HOE The Host on Karth PRICE SOO PRIi PRICEOOPRiOEFor For Sale By DAY BROS 00 Jacitsol e7tuoly Ko dol I DYSPEPSIA CURE DIGESTS WHAT YOU EAT TU 1 lOp bo la cSKUlm 2H tlm tha trill Ua which Udot 50 eaaU riirAIIO ONLY AT THI LAtOIATOir orE DaWITT it COMPANY CHICAGO ILL 4 JAG 90 DRUG 00 4 5 i.