Lynch Journal from Lynch, Nebraska • 5

q's 'i-1" --T" 1 fc m' 1' -V I- xc r-' -v- Vv- V' 1 ''fit X- 1 I I -sl -s: 71 -f iv i-' Vv ji rw i''t'ii 'MM -'v '-tv 1 1 V- I I I 1 aibyb bb XWbtt 1 I 1 1 I Vb I Am ii li '11 bb i ''''J- i''V I 1 1 i i 1 1 1 Massachusetts the Place Where Are to Bc Pound lhc Gon? i zeehe the Jackohaka Devil Man Dragons and Other Terrible Monsters of Sido' Shows VC ttranc mvm horrible ieriedj th man in front of tb limemawam and a atransvaavage iorrible nnontp lt araa according' to hobeautlful hnd-palnted portrait 'In i that'liunf over the entrance It In ten feet -of parli green aea It vermilion flnia and blue and' pink aa blg aa'a trade dollar teeth and vblikera and a flow mane and two lega and a long and talk Ita tongue bed barbs It wraa depicted In tbe act of mak eoT9lhtlona that showed the vast of art' over nature itrang savage horrible monster'? vtscrttbe years It roamed waters of Cubtw leaving In Its Vsath death destruction and despair 3 Hundreds of Spaniards have met death andVere devoured bjr the king of The Big Head Child that has been advertised eo much and a fine palntr VfJ Ing coats only (15 For 10 can hie purchased a "flock- V-f a-Tu-Cua nr Dog Head Ocean snaks about eighteen feet long very -savage- looking a whole show In Itself about thirty pounds ship In box about fxltt feet" The Jackohaka Devil Man coals Me same lie Is a "Mummified Strange Hideous Looking Monster a whole show In llrelf pant human part devil the only new thing In mummified goods" Another- magr ent attnv tlon for the earns price is tho "Twc Horned Gonseeke or Sea Devil s'-" strong ravage-looking monster shout fifteen feel only one ever shown You tell them It woe captured In ad J1r Jt went unelaased os anlentlsts could not find a ciaas for 11 A whole show for stora or platform For a modest side show can sup-' ply Itaelf with the ray Illusion foi looking through body and for 910 evtra the Illusion cgn be fortified with a picture "flue 1x10 showing people looking through a lady very attractive with lecture" An apparatus for a "Four Leg Lady will fit an) lady a good fake" costs only 9ft and for 919 a-showman can purchase scythe-walking outfit with ladder and eight scythes with Instructions iso that any one can walk barefooted on them With any of these chaste and Inval-noble attractions may be bought genuine ell painting -descriptive el them for only 9M- An-artist Is connected with the factory and he and the modelers are In feverish rivalry steadily to see who can produce the weirdest things Host of the modeling is done with wax and putty Tbe mam- mined skin is mods In secret way and the rest la mainly a liberal application of paint and varnish The factory is thriving and shipments are good each week' "Spiels" the show-' inller with whteh spectators are attracted are produced in tho lno-: tory by a gentleman who Is as able the devil of the sea No 5 human being bee ever seen lie like be fore and probably no one will ever see Its like again wonder of the nine teenth century captured alive and Just as yon see It pictured painted and described upon that banner 'so you will see It inside The chance of a lifetime Pass In good people pass Then we all looked once more at the hand-painted picture oVer the entrance and read on It the legend: -1 I y4 PTURBD! LOOK! LOOK! AT LAST! AT LAST! BIO CUBAN SKA DEVIL! SI FEET LONG! CAPTURED IN SANTIAGO HARBOR BT THE CREW OF A 8 WARSHIP i 1 1 -1 C'C' The Big Cuban Sea Devil "Dsnorsas or Bpsmsrds Have Met Death sad Were Devoured by It-tba Dug of the Ooesn-lle Devi of them He Is philanthropic enough to be willing that the public should admire and marvel at the Jackohaka Devil Man without desiring tho glory of known as his author- Host of us appeared on cursory lamination: to be anything but green There were Ho aa that understood on the Bowety 1 among- us' Was' rt the eye of the jshouterf rWts it the maglo of his Was It the art of the painter? arfr-" i seo the Cuban Sen Mtonster Price Cuban Sea DnB ahem 3S feet tong (my best uukX nnd faU foot point-Mg muf Kg MtlH wWh order halance OL XX or 1 mfll Ohh by fast freight If fUE aonoant Is oeat with order All goes la fens About ho also of Mg trunk might ready for shipment about goundaAB aewi Just made 1 Another ffn fe Soh asmoier which will be sure to dhow of awe aad surprian ftos the nnul sightseers this season la fin Khmfike Dragon This Is a creature which the scribes as Monvter about eust sect a show and a near attraction worth Ha weight In goML tho only Dragon over shown only Sftr Carle "King Cnpowar Patlgonlan GlanC thing In the will be showa thti create the and tho Bowery Bor ed FhUgoolaa offence butt about right Met high nod Is made of a material that rraaaafeha the akin of a mummy Aa the HaanfiBetfim explains tt ssppaaed (lM embalmed body fbnnd fei Irelh America and tho ptrrltaer wrO bo enttCled to a painting off the dMMOed: Tbe price of the dead nfeHsfeur end his picture a only pfe ecrteUty a lew figure for any wo-feeodrii man even 4 he were not also fffant and a Tatl- Here was a wonder of the deep indeed One Cuban sea was awful enough to meditate upon 'But twins! -There was a drinking place acrosa the way from the side show and that night after the last possible dime bad been secured by the scientists and the se-devll had been locked up for the night a -quarter Judiciously expended oh a humble employe of the show won his confidence' Unfortunately he could not tell many details of the capture not having been there himself so the world never will know how the Cuban sea devil foughfsfon freedom and life But he admitted that therd art jnore wohders In the world than are dream' ed of by any one except side show pro prletors and after another drink he became confiding and introduced docu mentary evidence to support his allegation la Krtk Cambridge The documents were circulars that were sent from classical North Cambridge Ifassi and they solved all the pussling questions concerning mermaids aiid devilfish and monstrosities of all kinds! -All these chaste things that lure the dimes out of all the pockets of all sorts and conditions of people corns from that place and It 1 Is there that there pie originated the delightful and speeches with which i the outside man of the show lures the populace' The paintings that adorn the shows also are painted on the spot In Cambridge and monfters of nil kinds may be bought at low prices there either ready made designed and manufactured to or- --v -1- Gonscckc 5tou Tell Them It Waa Captured in the 5 Vk VxJ ExxW IVsil Mmm K' -A Vi Wi fi -c -n viw rr i- We- all went in as obediently as lnno-Jlyent palves follow the big kind looking Flth the: knife when-: he calls us through air thick smells that combined the odor of grave' with that of painted papier big Cuban sea devIL jv Thin In thc-lloauitrtiCimr'f' Or Dog-Head- Ocean' 'SnalM About Thrtty MX hie Uneas Is thembdeler'e9 the- Gan- nesks inhla Everything necessary foj all shown from Are-factof to sptrM-V'na-nallstlo seances can he obtained fnmf thl places' vTht slde show people say that'thrie patrons 'do not often question tho genv sMaeijcss of tho curiosities: It seems'-f-f hard to understand how any one could bo simple ''enough to' bd -taken' In ihytri-v them hot If will: spend shionriUi: time before any side Show In the "dimi try or before a dime Museum Kins Capuwar' 'The Two-Heatfed Patagonian Giant' (My Best Make)? ac waa a JHtle less ferocious la mp- f'pearaace than the picture had led us expect and rather redolent of paint and other undevll-llke attributes but -Su evident that whoeverTcsptures a vV Arisi Cuban sea devil must take him as hs craiaaLT m- A the dr- find that' they ail tbe time -and that the persons who' enter them pear to-be well mthifled whentbey'' com out Evidently there Is a subtle pleasure In being swindled MennaldsiJt cular am net ly a twe-headsfe ever Shown) aheeH i iH ii" i tv sv 'X i Still business is jrasinesa sad in order to reach the savants who run side shows he finds It necessary to tell thepr something of his trade -Therefore he has prepared circulars which lie sends where they wljr'do the most good and It was a bunch of these circulars that the confiding employe! of the side show before mentioned gave the writer1'' v' Only S4g for gee Dnih Among them was a circular telling all about the' big Cubait Sea Devil which was advertised sa nhe greatest money maker the show wdrhi ever knew" The circular was ornamented with a picture of the beset and the speech beginning with "strange savage horrible monster etc was printed finder it with this explanation: "The above is a' sample of the spiel you make on It It Is a gold mine It la a whole show In Itself" for side show at beach' fair ground store show or anywhere It will get the money as the country Is war mad and wlllwant to The Kfondyke Dragon I Moerier About Eight Veetf --r The Jockohaka Devil Man' V- i -pi 1 ld 1 y-serlThe Only New Thing In lfnmmlfied Goods 't -n7 -VVHW aert-s-rfrir-Hpr MBS NSW UCCOPATI ON 'Xr- JL'A-VV Mi feel that we had received the worth our ten cents which we had paid Jor admission Bo on the whole the 'Cnonster recelvedthe 'respectful con- dderatlon of the'' crowd afterward' 'near another ''s' M' bow on beadi-the writer 1 heard suddenly: -straaiga savafce 910 yet this to alt that the manufacturer feels JusUSef In ctoudag while he Is willing: to aril a Japanese devll-flsh child "(ImpartedL sCfuga- hide-ons-looklngefvatargrSnr mfig And the same price wfll pamtosae erdlnary mermslda very flag maaE mad easy to carry StlM aheaper Is a waa' head which to in- "feed be used for say This to offered at tfea price' of 9i- 'can he pwrehaaed two-face sheepirnwaadn fean fi taceiouty defied a devll-Sket'lkuni tip to tip 'The manufacturer la an earnest but retiring man who la willing to let nature havCj the credit for the products of his Imagination and -craft Therefore he does 'not stand on the housetops and proclaim' that It Is he who suppVies 'an amased and delighted country with the great and only Hock-a-tu-cus or with the two-horned Gon-seeke Content to hide his light finder ar bushel Is willing-to let any old brew of sny old'Unlted Stateanvmhlp have the credit for capturing the great Cuban sea: devil twhlch leaves In its path deaths destruction and' despair Tho lover whom she rode with tyim Did not lay down his Ufa Upon the field of battle but He took that maid to wlfe 7 Her' tires ate now all flhttened 'f Her bloomers hung Beside crib she utings-tiM-i i luUsWes to-deyi'-rv- hefi ay harking': dogs WffcMi You know It and I know if does the dog know lit" 1 i-' "l''r fP i horrible-: and then all the test of 1L If was a different man who gas talking: but there wq" the same Ityle of painting with only' a slight ftlfferencs in the parts green "angtr df "5 waTeki1 'and Ineldewaethe same fef Ml'imelly monster so-' Uke 'the first that i J-- waa yjdeB that they Were twlna xU IjV A wp-Ilcndcd Mermaid "Very Finer Small Easy to IWNeedrd Kansas pitj Starr TTie yellow TUT to flat Stera What lave you In the early fri! hatst "Here la the Dewey and the Schley and the "Hobson sU very fetching m'm Tl take ft very large site-- but WaVthart inuh jit a flesh fever knocked mo amt then fight no feat I bad all 1 wanted" w- you fellow doom know what a rehl fight la why I fad tour years of ft right here im Mtoaowf on I beloog to Miragr neither You oughtk been at Lane Jack You'd seen fightin -mint man why thin general tom dorit know what The Holdtor tamed Ms 'iejn tnmj wearily Be seemed tofeecpeuldagto the jiasaengeracraca Should though he didn't loci: at ktaae fee said in alow tired wJsl' I wmafl I'd Ilka to show Coofeht at the eeatsl'their eyes looking "wearily out pf the windowSr they did not seem to notice that everyone in the ear was' storing pityingly at them They hud beep used to pity and bad ceased to resent If The women had offered them fruit which ihey had politely nuide efforts to eat and occasionally a man asked them where they were from or where' they were going The anawcM were mad with such evident pain that the passengers felt schemed of their curiosity and went back to thdr own parts of theca rr' '-v-r vAt Moberly a largo man carrying a heavy valise in each hand came in lie puffed audibly for several minutes af-' ter he threw himself In the seat beside one of the soldiers whom he crowded uncomfortably near the window lle Cyedeach'manlntumiharplyhfiid then said aa if by way of introducing 'himself: A yeh fellows from?" Monroe? one answered "Been there all summer eh? Well I guess you fellows are glad yeh didn't get Into th' The fat man looked at the new clothes grinning One of the soldiers answered him "No only been In th' hospital at Monroe-come up from Bantlagp with got th clothes st Monroe all gone The fat man drew htin out tantalixf ingly "Ixtst my blankets at- FI guess there's where got the first touch fever-got hit at Sen Jnanr Why tbe deuce did you give fioUv husband a silver hairbrush for a a A fitf-SV r'' -feound from4 St Louia They': were tYX'y dreaaed In neVr uniforms of blue that did not flt Their rough felouaee were buttoned hut they: bung: pltiffujily The seains that were made' to touch' juet at the point of the altonlder hung an Inch or two down over tho arma and the erilare sagged for want of support The pinched fecea were hung with ragged festoons of 'hair "hospital that must have ft started their growth several weeks jTngow -v Vhile thej' lounged resignedly against the pillows propped up in day preseat? He a hair on his Professor Bernard Moses and Will- lam Carey Jones of tbe 8tatc university are mentioned as can-'-- didates for the presidency of that In-Mitutlon '-'I 'tyv i -1 i -a- 'it fe a -rt -a 1 i i A.