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Bmmrnrv Mi' ra 9 twn 45VWAT- I MJ il ,1 lit. It 1 rtti v7 v- f' M' PM I Ml M(I' IK By Anthony Scaduto, Doug Vaughan and Linda Stasi 13 Newsday 8tan Honda Dietrich: You Can Run, But Cant Hide Three weeks ago, when masked men broke into 89-year-old screen goddess Marlene Dietrichs Paris apartment they picked on the wrong woman. First they snuck into her bedroom late at night and started snapping pictures of her in her nightie then they stole her diaries and ran. The pictures, according to her grandson, Peter Riva, clearly show not a recluse, but a woman who is frightened and trying to escape from the bandits. As far as we are concerned it was the concierge and his boyfriend the concierge never reported to work again and he and his are missing; Riva told us.

But this is not Garbo Dietrich is wonderfully outgoing and corresponds with fifty to a hundred people a day! She has a network of family and friends second to none. These little bastards will be caught theyre history. Said another source, Dietrich has contacts to world leaders and it wont be easy for these two to get away. We hear French President Francois Mitterrand has the secret police on the case. Heres something to make you feel better The photographerthieves went to the German mag Bunte with the photos and all nine diaries.

The mag bought them immediately for about $60,000 and returned them' to Dietrichs family without publishing anything. Sehr gut! ROCK THE BOAT. From left, Marc Cohn, Billy Joel, Paul Simon, Mick Cavett at news conference for benefit concert. Blast End. But Joel didnt want any he was gone with the wind the one they call Mariah.

Jones, Jonathan Edwards and Dick Quinn. Pattis other son, Jesse Johnson, (son of Don Johnson), just left to spend the remainder of the summer with his dad. PITCHING IN: In the all-Hispanics-look-alike category, yesterday The New York Times managed to do what the entire American League would love to do to Texas Ranger slugger Juan Gonzalez handcuff him. The paper of record identified Happy Land mass murder suspect Julio Gonzalez in both a photo and in the story as Juan Gonzalez. May we point out: Juan is the one with a .295 average at the plate.

Julio is the one with 174 average as in counts of murder. We also happen to know that Daily News columnist Juan Gonzalez is neither a murderer nor a baseball player so it couldnt be him, either DO YOU KNOW HIM? Obviously American Express must have forgotten its old Do you know me? campaign. Because they or some other credit card company didnt know who musician Ric Ocasek and wife, Paulina Porizkova, were. Management at the Montauk Yacht Club bumped people so that the former Cars lead-man could stay in the dub during the concert event. But when Ocasek checked in, his credit card was denied.

No, he was not turned away and arrangements were made to monetarily accommodate the singer and his million-dollar model love. Edited by Linda Stasi awards and he didnt want the framed pic that was going to be presented to him. Joels advance people, were told, were also unhappy with the way the press was set up inside the dub, so minutes before the conference was to begin, yacht dub owner Peter Brock called workmen in to build a dais outside. These things happen it wasnt thought of as a big deed, said a spokeswoman at the conservancy. Sara spoke to them beforehand and will give them the pictures tonight.

But it probably wont take place on stage. Almost a Record Tommy Mottola, president of Sony Music and love interest of singer Mariah Carey, may think hes as good as gold, but his ex-wife, Lisa, must have other thoughts. In fact, she recently decided to auction off the contents of her Rye, N.Y., home, which is filled with stuff thats his, hers and theirs. Included in the auction goodies were a coupla Hall Oates gold records that Mottola definitely wanted to keep for himself. At the very last moment, he got them removed from the sale by calling the auctioneers directly.

So was this vindictiveness on Hie part of the ex? According to her attorney, Irwin Brownstein, shes been trying to get him to dear his stufT out for a very long time. Especially since Coming Out Parties The Dem candidates for City Council in District 3 seem to be one upping each other in who can come out of the closet the most. Supporters of Tom Duane, an openly gay candidate, were recently complaining that Liz Abzug only came out as a lesbian when she figured it would be politically correct. Now, Duane announces that hes HIV positive. Whats left for the third candidate Victor Del astro to reveal for appeal? Not much.

Even an AP wire story concedes hes a heterosexual, who is considered a dark-horse candidate. Fast Facts SHOW ME THE WAY TO THE NEXT WHISKEY BAR: So whats the next place? The Whiskey in the Paramount Hotel, thats what It opened the other night and already it was packed with the people who are the first to arrive before a place does. Owner Terry Quinn, who used to own Peggy Sues and The Falls, was happy as a dam. Whats not to be happy about hes got a new place, and a new life with actress Patti DArbanville. In fact Patti thought Terry should call the place, Emilyn after their baby girl, Emilyn The Beach Boys II Didnt someone say that all egos were checked at the door? Yes, singer Marc Cohn said it, but maybe Billy Joel forgot These things happen.

At the news conference at the Montauk Yacht Chib Wednesday for the Back at the Beach music festival, things didnt go quite as smoothly as planned. Just a half an hour before the news conference was scheduled to begin, were told, Joel showed up with an entourage who made it quite clear that they werent happy with the arrangements at the dub. Also, Joel, along with Paul Simon, was to be honored at the concert by Sara Davison, executive director of The Nature Conservancy, for his efforts in helping to preserve Long Islands Tasteless Ad Likens Meatpackers to Dahmer Lightning Hits Golf Spectator REUTER. Carmel, Ind. Lethal lightning struck a mqjor golf championship for the second time this summer when a man was killed yesterday during the first round of the PGA Championship.

A 39-year-old Indiana resident died after being hit by lightning as he was walking in a parking lot after spectators were warned of impending lightning. One man died and five others were injured in June when they were struck by lightning during the first round of the U.S. Open championship at Hazeltine Golf Club near The man who was hit here, identified as Thomas Weaver of Fishers, died despite the efforts of doctors who went to his aid in the park- -ing lot near the Crooked Stick Golf Its an insult not only to the victims and their families, but to all livestock producers, he added. Authorities say Dahmer has confessed to killing 17 males, dismembering most of the victims and eating some of the body parts. The ad reads in part: Milwaukee July 1991.

They were drugged and dragged across the room Their legs and feet were bound together Their struggles and cries went unanswered Then they were slaughtered and their heads sawn off Their body parts were refrigerated to be eaten later Its still going on. If this leaves a bad taste in your mouth, become a vegetarian." The ellipses are in the ad copy. The ad was rejected by the Milwaukee Sentinel newspaper, and Guillermo said her group chose to pursue th 'Register because there are a large number of ani- mal slaughterhouses in Iowa. THE ASSOCIATED PRE88 Des Moines, Iowa An animal-rights group has taken out an advertisement comparing meatpackers to mass murder suspect Jeffrey Dahmer a tactic denounced by the meat industry as an obscenity. What we hope toaccomplish is to point out that abuse is abuse regardless of the Bpedes, said Kathy Guillermo, lifestyles campaign director for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

We hope it will jolt a few people into realizing that what happened to those people is no different than what happens to animals, she said. Dave Mehlhaff, spokesman for the National Pork Producers Council, said the ad scheduled to run in todays Des Moines Register is not just tasteless, it's ah bbscenity. For them to try to cap-jMjmthisshocking tragedy in Mil waukee, we dunk is sick and NEW YORK NEWSDAY, FRIDAY, AUGUST 1991 HA! rrk.