The Intelligencer from Viola, Wisconsin • 3

SPINNING WHEEL. FASTEN AGE MARKS. Sick Kidneys malt people look rider thu theyara; hastes the evening days of life i fastea the marks of premature old ace. The world ever Poaa's Kidney Pills Is the recognised Kidney Specific. "POOR DIGESTION, LANGUID AND TIRED.

Aq lnterestlnl Letter Concemlnl Pe-ni na. 1 Cisssu, Wvomsa. Previous to taking the sampls sf Doan's Kidney Pills I could scarcely hold my arias. Kowl can sleep all night and rarely have to get upland that aching across my backs little above my hips is guns. Isaac W.

tiirsui, Cambria, Vjs Mis Della Janveau, Globe Ilotri. Ottawa. Ont, is from oae of the oldest and best known French Canadian families in Canada. In recent letter to The l'crana Medicine of Columbus, Ohio, she says: Last spring my biood seemed clogged up, my digestion poor, toy head ached and I tett languid and tired all the time. My physktaa prescribed for me, but a friend advised me to try Reruns.

I tried It and am pleased to state that I found Itn wonderful cleanser mndpurb Her at the system. In three weeks I was Ilka a new woman, myap petite hod Increased, I tett buoyant, light and happy and without an' ache or pain. Reruns la a reliable famlty medicine." factory results from the use of Feme, write at once to Dr. Usnmsn, giving full statement of your ease and he will bo pleaeed to give yon hie valuable advice gratia. Address Dr.

Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Criumbam Ohio. Adia Brittain, of Bckitan, writes: After using your wnoderful Tenuis three months I nave had great relief. I had continual heaviness la my stomach, waa bilious, and had fainting apulla, but they all have left mo since using IV Brittain. If you do not derive prompt and satis Aching backs an eased. Hip, back, sad loin pains overcome.

Swelling of the limbs sad dropsy si gas vanish. They comet urine with brick dust sediment, nigh colored, excessive paiaia pass-lag, dribbling, frequency, bed wetting. Doan's Kidney Fills dissolve and remove calculi and gravel Believe heart palpitation, aleepWaums, headache, nervousness. tun. Viss.

Murk H. 190S. I received the sample ot Doan's -Kidney Mils and with the use of me more box from my druggist I am entirely cured of a very lams back. W. A.CUVXQJW, (lALcnrao.

III. March SO. 19C3. The sample of Duen'e Kidney Kill cams to baad. I also cot one Kkttit box from oar druggist, and I am thankful to say the pain across the small of my back disappeared Uks a snow batik in hut sun.

Doan's rills reach tbs spot uisk Wiiitt. Boss Gixs, Pa, March 89, 1903. Tbs free trial o( Doans kblncy Pills have been of great benoilt to ius. Bines using them I have no occasion to get up so often st night. My com-jilaiut affected the bladder mors when catching siuld.

Joscru Larnnai. The Belt for the Shirtwaist Suit. The newest thing in belts for shirtwaist suits is the colored euede and white and colored wash belts. The suedes come in rich reds and greens, with gold or guu-uit-tnl buckles, and are particularly fetching with morning costumes. The wash belts are of the same material as the waist, or of white pique or butchers linen, embroidered.

They tome with all sorts of buckles, which are easily detached, rendering the belt itself practically everlasting. A Fine Farm Cheap. 200 acres, 100 in cnltivatkm; rich, productive iuud: a flue 8-ruoiu dwelling; large barn. outhouses, 1 blacksmith shop, I well, 1 cistern, 3 living spriuga, stock, ponds; SUN) bearing anile trees nd all kinds of other fruit; miles from town, in good neigh tiorliood. Tills in a snap.

Apple orchard alone worth price asked for entire farm. lrice, only $o500. For (larticulara write today to j. 1L Quinn Jfc Lebanon, Mo. There were 3300 fewer deaths in Berlin last year than the year The decrease was largely among children between 0 months and 1 year old, and is thought to be due to the cool summer.

The Klean, Kooi Kitchen Kind of stoves make no smoke, smell, soot, ashes or excessive heat Always look for trade mark. Mounted with silver fittings en Irish Jaunting car is being made in Dublin for a Boston millionaire. MRS. WINSLOWS SUOTHIKU SYRUP (or Chlldra teeibins: softens Ue asms, iwlseos Is Bssimstloa. alters polo, cans wind colic, as costs a Mils Want with white Idowmns have a larger proportion fragrant flowers than any other.

ri'TNAM FADELESS DYES produce the brightest ami fastest colors. Germany's exports grew from in 1,101 to $114,405,000 in 1002. CASTOR I A Tor Inlonti and Children. Tie Kind Yen Han Always Bought Bean tbo Dffisa PLEASANT THE NEXT MORNING I PEEL BRtSHT AND NEW AND MV COMPLEXION IS BETTER. LANE'S FAMILY MEDICINE All drasoMsar by malt Met.

iA Hats. Bayilto to- I.sm FsnUl Mejlrtoo moves THE BEST POMMEL SUCKER IN THE WOULD EDjy lie nlourwofcrnrf foats, mita and noth ftraNkmdt of wet work, it i often nutated but never eoualled. Ms in block or yellow aodfulknAtonteei ly AJTOMIta. WoaUWMNQ. wnmonsM ihiiismiim FOR JAtt IT ALL RELIABLE KAtMk JTICRTOTMt gfiNOrTMTOjl.

rara rr fils loaeaa WTaroasts, 11 rlTn fit 1IB vm, list am rtilfiTS- tino: SO anvo ssesdow. Rlcb Mil ban sad Mber bnlMlas. A tntar-i tans. Prlre sad parttrslsrs HILKA MYERS, U. Msltbevs Uhls-.

MUorsakee, WIs. ruEg to nrrrxn KioncY health. Doans Kidney rjr fillet itTsar- t-Xnana Ca. BaXsia X. T.

Please tend ma by mad, trial boa bum's ludney 1111s. Kama charge. Ppst-cflica Btata i fCStsH Sswe Mi wgla VaOir MilSaia Os. UsOsK X. T-l Magical Advice Ibeo-Strictly Cseflitsatlsl.

THE SULTAITS PAINTER. A Tele that Sounds Like Adventure. Big nor Fausto Lonaro, a Veuetiaa painter, who wee atarving at home, went to Constantinople in search of work. He wae caught in the streets ef the Turkish capital taking sketches of tho Oriental wayfarers, a crime contemplated in the Koran, which prohibits tbo reproduction on canvas of the features of the faithful. After several days sjient in prison be wee summoned to explain his conduct to the Saltan, who was so pleased with his drawings that he appointed him there nd then court painter, gave him money and a palace to live in.

The lucky Venetian ie now busy covering tho walla of Yihlis Kiosk witli his pictures. London Express. They Waited" and Warrens Corners. N. 20.

Walt and see you're better now, of course, but the cure wont last" This was what the doctors said to Mr. A. B. Smith of this place. These doctors bad been treating him (hr years and be got no better.

They thought that nothing could permanently cure him. He aaya: My kidneys seemed to be so large that there wasn't room for them, and at Jt seemed as if ten thousand needlea were running through them. I could not sleep on my left side for years, the psln was so great in that position. I had to get up many times to urinate and my. urine was sometimes clear and white aa spring water, and again it would be highly colored and would stain my linen.

The pain across my back was awful. I was ravenously hungry all the time. 'After I had taken Dodd's Kidney rills for four days my kidneys pained me so had I could hardly sit down. On the morning of the fifth day I felt some better, and the improvement continued till I was completely cared." Aa thla was months ago and I am still feeling splendid, I know that my core was permanent and genuine." Good Koads in Missouri. The Mexico (Mo.) Intelligencer received an item from its Du Icy correspondent to the effect that one of the ritisen of Du-Icy started for Mexico the other day with a load of chickens Two miles from homo he got stuck iu the mud.

All day lie worked to get oat. without success. The next day he went at it again with four horses, and again failed. Since then he goee out every morning sad feeds his clik-keus. which ere still in the wagon waiting for the road to dry up.

Catarrh sad Hay Fever. Liquid Cream Balm is becoming quits as popular in many localities as Ely's Cream Balm solid. It is prepared foe use in atomisers, and ia highly prised by those who have been accustomed to call ii lion physicians for snob a treatment. Many physicians ere using and prescribing It All the medicinal properties of tbs celebrated Cream Balm are contained in the Liquid form, which is 75 Including a spraying tube. All druggists, or by mail Ely Brothers, 50 Warren street.

New York. Messrs. ELY I sold your Liquid Cream Balm to Mr. Wm. Lamber-ton.

1415 Detachable street. New Orleans; he has used two. bottles, glring him most satisfactory result. GEO. W.

M'DUFF. Fhanuaeiat How Photographs Tickle Vanity. A German photographer, Kunwald. says Photography, wlicu taking a picture of a lady of doubtful age. plucea shells of celluloid lietweeen the negative and the printing paper, thus producing a very softening effect, which hides the discrepancies of age.

New Steel Plant The Monterey (Mexico) steel plant, with a capital of about $4,000,000 gold, in which several wealthy Americans are largely interested, started working on the 1st of this month. It is expected to produce 300 tons day. An epidemic of diphtheria in the school of I'assaie, K. J-, is said to have reunited from the proaiiscuon use of lead pencils. The first newspaper printed in the Unitml States was published in Boston on September 25.

1790. Telegraph rates In the United States average double those in Europe. But 1300 mile of tbo Cape to Cairo road are yet to be built. and hie wife had been worried by the tiger prowling nightly around their home. They determined to rid of it, and one night tied a row np in the backyard and a dog at the front of the house.

Then they armed themselves with gun aud keit watch. The tiger apjiesred; the mUidouarr fired aud killed the cow. The wife rushed to see what had hspM-iied and ia her alwence the tiger ate tho dog. Tearsuu's Weekly. NAN WAXFBBUT L1TTLL.

Creditor You really ought to pay me thst debt, now that you have the money. lebtor No. 1 advise you not to count upon thst. Crediiot Yon know that paying one's driits is a form of luxury. Ih-btor Trecisriy; but I am a man of simp! tastes! Translated for Figaro.

WILLIE'S CONCLUSION. The dog had been chasing bis owi tail for a quarter of au hour, soys Town aud Country. quoth Willie, what kind of a do is that?" A watch dog. my sou," responded the parent. Willie pondered a moment.

"Well, he finally observed, "from tlic length of time it takes him to wind him-srif up. I think it must be a Waterbary wiitvh dsg." Burton Whnt rort of. a man is Bjahu-stiii, anyway? Barton Weil, Bjohnsnn is the sort of luau who. if he should come to your house on visit and see thst your parlor clock was slow, would calmly compare it with his watch and set It exactly right. Romcrville (Mass.) Journal.

OUT WEST. My man." said the parson, as he came upon the tired looking farmer lolling under a tree, why are you not ploughing today lo it was the reply-But don't yon know that you shouldu't put off till tomorrow what yon can do today?" I've heard so." And don't yod think it good advice?" Xoiie." What makes yon think so?" Oh. little experience 1 had Whnt kind of an experience?" Huihlin aback." Did you keep putting it off until you filially failed to build it at allY Nope; built it too soon." "Too soon?" Yep: I wanted to wait till tin- next day an' my wife wanted it bqilt right awsyY -And your wife had her way? Yep; started to build it the very day we struck the, country in the kivered wagon, an bad it done by dark. And thenY "Oh. in jist about half hour after it was finished cyclone come along mul Mowed it off the face the earth.

If I'd s-waited til! the nest day it 'ud been stsndin yet an I'd been $75 worth e' lumber an' the nails ahead. S'tong. Indianapolis Sun. A FIERCE MEML Pease porridge hot. At the rooking sChonl.

Ccnldn't pry It from the pot. Tease porridge cool. Philadelphia Preen. MISUNDERSTOOD. Did you have pleasant time at Sunday achoolY asked Betty's mother.

No, said the child. Why, what was the matterY Jesus wasnt there. dear. Ha must have been; Ue is always there. lie wasn't today, Insisted Betty, for the teacher got up and said, Jesus is calling and then we just sang and came home.

Harpers Msgaaine, Grace Do you not admit that a woman is the best judge of another woman's character? Gwendolyn Yes, a good judge, but a better executioner. Smart Set. A SENATOR'S GRIEF. Many years ago. before Billy Mason bees me a United Staten senator, be was called from Chicago to New York on a very important matter.

Just at that time the railroads were having so hitter a rate war that the fere between these two cities was reduced from $22 to $2. On his way to the train Mason was met by Lorin Collins, then sneaker of the Illinois House of Represent stives. What's the matter, Billy? the speaker asked. Yon look as if you had lost yonr last friend. No, said Mason, I haven't Inst my friends, bnt this infernal railroad war has cost me Ilow'a that? Why, lvo got a pass to New York and it aavea me only $2 instead bf $22.

-Brooklyn Eagle. THE MOON ASLEEP. A mother was calling the attention of her small son to the moon, which was to be dearly seen in tbo early afterneon Why, you can't sea the moon in the daytime, ho insisted. Ob, yes, you can. Then it is over the trees.

said mamma. The little boy looked np and finally saw it. bnt he Mid: Tsin't lighted yet. Chronicle. HIS CHARACTER.

There wag an opening for a butler in i Brid prom behalf of her brother. I take It that bia reputation morally ia all that could be exproted, suggested madame. Xuse me. but would yon min' saying that question over ag'in? asked Bridget. I say, repeated madame.

doubtless he is a man of moral character. Sure, mum, sure bur I don't know if I'm aftbrr uuersta tidin' yon. Madame waxed slightly impatient. Oh. is be a rood man, Bridget? TJood.

is it? Bure, he could lick th' eye out of any shpalpeen from Cork to kilkennyY' was the enthusiastic reply. New York Sun. 1 hear Jones the see captain i in hard Inch, lie married a girl and she ran away from him. Yes; he took her for a mate, bnt she was a skipiKT. Irinceton Tiger, SOME ACHIEVE GREATNESS.

There is trath In the saying that a prophet baa no honor in bis own country. A gentleman visiting Eceelfrchan to seo the birthplace of Carlyle, ia the course of eonversatioa with aa aged Inhabitant of tho village asked him if he had been acquainted with the greet Thome Carlyle." Oh, ay," replied the rnstlc, with a touch of scorn. I kent Tam. He was a puir havering body who leeved in fan-don and wrote books. Ah, man," (and hia Voice became enthusiastic), "ye should have kent bis brither Jamie, the farmer.

He bred the fineet pig in a the country-side." Tit-Bite. Husband When do yos want to go os a vacation? Wife Oh, anywhere that a expensive and restless. Life. IN THE BUADOWB. Id de shudders er dr night I'm slockin' icr de light Bat hit's ailghty fur, h-llnaL wbar de uiawnia shinin' bright: lon'tn on de way Is de lireskiu'-er de day.

But winter sugfcty lonesome en yea weepln' lev de May! de hidden er de night stakin' er air flight, a I eves de Leu' er Promise, but I duano whar ter light! om'er on de. way -i tim vUI at hlf. ut de boss Is mighty hungry fer de green grass er de May! Oh, de shsddere er de night Hide dr niawuln' fuia my sight En de ghus'ly snow I fsllis' vs de flowers. hf eu light; Ku I irnjick, ea I pray, Ka I stumble oa de way Per winter mighty louesonie w'en you weepln fer de May! Atlanta Constitution. A DIFFICULTY.

Bad trusts shall die. While good girt rich Rat who shall tell us Which is which) Wsshlagtoa Star. KELL IX LOVE WITH MEITY PEGGY." All the comforts of home have not I teen able to keep Grace George from starring did not even when starring meant to her a succession of dreary one-night-stand. Her Majesty," the first of tho stellar ventures, took the young actress into towns of which she had not even heard before. 'My route," she declares resembled nothing so much ns a schedule of the Long Island railway.

Every time a train stopped we would get off end give performance. Once we got off when it didn't stop or wouldnt, if it hadn been Magged. The place wae Milltown, Mese-. It consisted of about thirty houses, bunched together so far from the station that I wondered why someone didn't build another railroad from the station to the village. The company stood oU the platform watching tho working crew unload our scenery, and In tarn was watched by a considerable gathering of yokel.

Oae of these approached me when the red tanks containing gas for the calcium lights were handed ont of the car. Hay, he inquired, pointing at these reeptaclea, are ye goiiT ter give away odr water with this show receptacl poriy wo No, I replied, were going ga-ind I think you'll need it? 1: was in this town that Mis George had the only proposal of marriage she has had si ace she became Mrs. It read: I seen yon tonlte and your Jsst my stile I fell In lave for the Ami time. If you think yos endd msry me yon can. Blued p.

s. I got the folkilng: alt-room house, nine akers farm, thirty lo cows, tbrv hotseo, a cook, Miss George actually answered the epistle, thanking the man for the honor conferred, bat explaining that she already had a husband. New York Times. JUST A. DIO.

Mr. Gayman This may be a pretty fair photograph of me, hut surely my nose doesn't look like that Mrs. Gayman (sweetly) No, but ytau must remember that color pli ia THEYRE RUNNING YET. A lawyer wee cross-questioning r.n Irish woman, the point under inquiry being the relative positions of the doors, windows, in a house in which a certain transaction had occurred. And, now.

my good woman," the lawyer said, will you be good enough to tell tho court how the stairs run in your house 1" How do the stain run?" the witness replied. "Rliure, whin I am up stair they run dawn, and whin I am down stairs they ran up." Raw's Horn. AN UNLIMITED BURGE. Maj. Biublud Well, suh, I spose wine flowed like watah at the kunTe weddin', suh? JlaJ.

Pepper like watah, anh? By gad. euh. it flowed like oil in a Texas oil company's advertisement, suh. Judge. TOMMY" PLAYED POKER.

Tommy, said Tommys father; as be caught the boy counting a roll of bills, where-d you git all that money?" Ilayin poker." answered the boy. Tommy, said the old man sternly, yon follow me out back the house. But, dad Ain't I told yon never to tackle no game of chance till you But this wasnt no game of chance," protested the boy. Why. dad.

1 ran a crost a couple o' tenderfeet from the East that didn't know no more about Jsiker than to buck agin a pat hand iu a ark pot with only a pair o' tens." The old man nod nicked up a strap, but now he dropped it. What's thatr be asked. Fact, dad," replied the boy. An on the next very deal one of em hatl three qneena an Jet me bluff him out ou ace high." Didn't know no more abont playin' poker than that? asked the old man. They sure didn't, dad." The rid man began to show signs of excitement.

Hare they left town yet. Tommy?" he asked. No, dad." Weil, this here poker is a bad thing for boys, an I dont stand for it nohow. announced the rid man, but if you'll jest steer your poor ri dad up agin them suckers. Tommy, we won't liother with the strap this time.

Somebody onght to git that money that can take care of it. for it would be a rayin' shame to leave it with two seek carries fellers as that." Brooklyn Eagle. KNEW HER OriXIOX. Bre'r Williams, -what docs you think er de devil, I dnnnn. Better ax my wife; bn wait till I'm fur fum home kaxe I don't want ter lose my temper!" Atlanta Constitution.

PROVIDED FOR. The little hoy was doing his home lessons and was asked If ho knew who Atlas was. A giant who was supposed to support the world," answered the child. Oh. ho supported the world, did heY Well, who supported Atlas?" The little fellow was non-plnssed for a moment, bnt after some thought said: I expect ho mast have married a rich wife." Tit-Bits.

ACCOMMODATING. Railor Want to hay a parrot, iady? I sidy Does he swear? Maiior-No. hot If yer wants to pay er dollar more I kin get ye one whnt cusses elegant. Columbia Jester. A TIGER' STORY.

There le a story current at Kuloanr. Central China, about a tiger which gave trouble In that quarter. A missionary Yours fora Clear Head BROm-SUTZER, lUreS VlSRYlVIfERlS To prove the teabag and clsassiag power ef Tot tine Toils Antioaptte wo wfll awfl a larga trial vcriweaty years, and I esassy that Caaesmo I sample, hot stage packs tore rives ms mors relief thee soy other 1 enough to coavuws seyoaf remedy I tare ever tried. I shall eeruinly re- of its value. Womeu si eommesd (tarn to my friends so brine slither Ii -mir imi t'y over the eooatry srs weis ere wpresesied." Tnos.

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