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THE FORT SCOTT WEEKLY MONITOR, THURSDAY MORNING, MAY 1, 1879. Two Courtlnp. Disagreeable Habits, soon to the hour or (lay, but after a week Domestic Recipes. 1 1 1. s-it; Janitor THURSDAY.

MAY 1879. Delirium Tremens. rt jomr o. xy. Come, listen awhile to me, my lad, Oomo, listen to me for a spell Let that terrible drum, For a moment be dumb, For your uncle going to tell What befell A youth thai loved liquor too well.

A clever young man was lie, my lad, And with beauty utn'omnioiily blessed, Kre with brandy wine lie began to And behaved like a person possessed I protect Tlie temperance plan is the best One evening he went to a tavern, my lad, lie went to a tavern, one night, And. inueii Kum, brandy such The chap, got "tight And vu quite What your aur.t would entitle a "fright Tbe fellow fell into a snooze, my lad Tts a horrible slumber he takes Ife tiviuble.H with fear, And acts very queer My eyes how he shivers and shakes When he awakes, And raves about horrid great snakes Tls warning to you and to me, my lad, A particular caution to ail-Though no one can see The viper but he To hear the poor lunatic bawl, "How they crawl I All over floor and the wall Jiext morning he took to his bed, my lad, 5ext morning he took to his bed And he never got up, To dine or to sup, Though properly physicked and bled And I read Next day the poor fellow was dead. You've heard of the snake in the gra-. Of the viper concealed in the grass But now you must know, Man's deadliest foo Is a snake of a different class, Alas "'Tis the viper that links tn the glass." ad, ALL A MISTAKE. BY HAZEL WOOD.

I have come to say good-bye. 1 hope you'll pardon my leaving so abruptly, but I must make up my mind, and go at once, or I can't tear myself away. There are so many attractions here for a man. I never knew there was such enjoyment in life until I came here. Indeed, I won't know how to content myself within the walls of the pent-up city after this.

JEvery day I will remember the hunting, -shooting, Hsliiug, your excellent dinners, and last, but not least, your shall I -say it?" "You I answered. I tried to speak carelessly, but Sidney Randall's laughing blue eyes were upon me, and I could not. "Then I will remember, last, but not least, your sweet self," he said, taking my hand in his. The blood that bad turned to ice in my vein when he told me he was going away, flowed in a great hot wave to my face now. Was he in earnest? His voice was sincere enough, but he was smiling down at me, his eyes dancing provokingly.

Sidcey Randall was an old college chum of my brother, wlto brought him to our house to enjoy a week's sport. Hewas a stranger to me when he came, but his one week 6f retched into six, and during that time I. learned to love him. Fight against this love as I would, I could not conquer it. I -doubt whether any girl, domiciled under the same roof as Sidney Randall foi six weeks, could help loving him.

fTall, handsome, fair, with laughing blue eyes, and always in a merry mood. The eort of malt that walks straight into a woman's heart whether she wills it or not. He was going home to New York now, and taking my heart with him. If he left 1 an equivalent I'd have no reason to complain, but whether lie cared anything for me I couldn't tell. One never knew when Sidney Randall was serious or jesting.

"When be took my hand in his, and laughed down in my face, as he told me that he would remember me every day, I thought I ought to be angry. He was reading juv very thoughts, perhaps, and making light of them. "I have a favor to he continued, holding my hand. "What is it?" I Asked; and looking up in his face again I saw that the smile had vanished, and for once his eyes shone with a steady light "It is that you will think of me Ome-times." My heart jose exultantly. I felt him press my hand more closely.

I thought cow that he returned my love, I became Suddenly independent, as all women do when they know that they have a man's heart in the hollow of their hand to squeeze the life out of it at their pleasure, and I answered "Perhaps I will, and perhaps I won't." "Favor number one not being granted, I suppose I oucht not ask favor number two." I looked up at him, all smiles now. I could afford to be, for he seemed awfully in earnest. "What is the other favor!" number one and I'll tell you." "Well, consider it granted," I said, after yi little hesitation. "Not for mere curiosity sake?" "No," I answered "I mean it." "I would like to come back to see you ooa again may I Hy eyes sought the ground, but I "Yes." Thcn good-bye for the be said, taking both my hands and pressing them and the next moment he wa3 gone. 2y Randall said he would coins hz tocu.

OS course, fciaj I I I i 1 i looked for his coming daily. But the i second nor third week did not bring him, and when a month passed away and he came not my. feelings can better be imagined than described. Vt'as it all a mistake on my part to believe that Sidney Randall cared anything for me? I could 1 couiu notthmk that he was insincere the day he went away, wanuerca rouna me oute like some restless spirit. Jly were worked up to a dreadful pitch.

I two months passed away was too proud to ask my brother any ques- tions about Sidney Ilandail, but I knew I woukl never know another dav's ik- lee did not see him again. It was the hope of seeing him again that prompted me to visit mv aunt in New York. The first evening of my stay in that city went with my relatives to Wallack's. How fortunate, or how very unfortunate ray going there. I as scarcely seated, when in a box opposite I noticed two gen-tiemeu, and one of tlieui was Sidney Ran-Jall.

For a moment my heart stood still, then began beating furiously. I could scarcely realize that it was he. I leaned back in my chair and raised my glass. He was greatly changed since I last saw him much paler and thinner, and his eyes were no longer dancing with merriment, his features were in perfect repose; but it was he. My heart was rilled with pity.

Surely lie must have been sick, or had some great trouble that caused those altered looks, and that was the reason why he had not "come back" soon. What a relief those thoughts brought me, and turning to my aunt, I said: "Do you know the fair gentleman "Yes," said my aunt, is Mr. Sidney Randall. Why do you ask? Are you ac quainted with him "Yes he spent a few weeks at our house," I answered, carelessly; "but he looks greatly changed since I saw him. I think he has grown thin, and his expression is grave, sad." I said this, thinking my aunt could give me some information.

And she did give me information information that stunned me, that made audience and performers, and gas jets and footlights dance around me until my brain was in a whirl, and I thought I should go mad. How I sat it out that evening, howl reached home, I can never tell. I have a vague idea of making my way to my own room, and falling upon the bed, and Km i. ii At heart, and mv -i iuior- mation, I knew what it was to be utterly wretched, for the first time in the nineteen years of my life. My aunt told, me that she did not notice any change in Sidney Randall, and a man ought to look anything but sad on the eve of his marriage.

He was to be married on the following Wednesday. Sidney Randall had come down to our place for sport, and he had it at my ex- fense, I thought, bitterly. But even now couldn't rid myself of the vain belief that he loved me. He was about to marry an heiress of great wealth. Perhaps it was not a love match, and it was thoughts of me that caused uch a change in his appearance.

But I put this thought from me, and I tried to scorn myself for grieving for this man who was so unworthy my pure love. Everything I had taken out of my trunk but yesterday was under lock and key. I was all ready to go home but to put on my outside wrap, when a servant brought me a card. Sidney Randall's name was upon it he was waiting to see me. Dou stairs I went.

I would let Mr. Bidnev Randall see I cared nothing foi him. The moment I entered the room he came forward to meet me with both hands extended. I stood in astonishment as my eyes fell upon him. Had my eyes deceived me last night, or was it the gaslight? My aunt was right Sidney Randall was not changed.

The eame smiling face, the same dancing blue eyes. What deceit, I thought, lurked beneath that fair face "I saw you, corning out of Wallack's with your aunt last night, and I had to come the first tiling this morning. I would have been down at your home more than a month ago, but business of great importance called me awav." "Down at my home What for, pray?" I said, icily, at the eame time moving i away from his proffered hands. i "vhy, you told me I might come," he said, silrprise creeping into his face. "It is a -strange freak cf Mr.

Randall's, to wish to -come to see me on the eve oi his marriage. Shall I offer my congrata- lations now, or will they be more accept- fcoie at cnurcn, next Wednesdays "Congratulations! What He paused suddenly and burst out laughing. 'There is some mistake here," he said, hen he could control himself. "It if my cousin Sidney, not that's to be mar ried next Wednesday." "Your cousin Sidney 1 Were you not fitting in one of the boxes at Wallack last night?" I cried. "Pon honor, I was not I passed Wallack's with a friend last night, as your party was coming out.

It was only a half-hour lefore that that I arrived in theoity. But Bid was there. Confound him it was not the first time he was taken for me. But," and he laughed again, "I dont see hov you could have made such a mistake, for l'm so much the better looking Df the tsro. Havent lost any of my conceit, you see." I knew he was talking lightly to make ce forget my painful position, but I could not I sank into a chair, and covered my face with my hands.

An arm stole round my shoulders, asd a voice said, gently, kindly: "Think no more about it; it's all a Oa the iollowing Wednesday I offered my congratulation to cousin Sidney. 1 said Cousin Sidney. Well, h8 is my cousin now. There are vclumes sa ths psb- lie library cf CSjicissslt I But it is the story of Ursula's courtship, as she herself once told it to a teasing and mat uie ILauV It happened this wise. -dr.

3Iatthew Griswoid, tall, sbv and awkward, but scholarly and kind, early in his life i -I tmvr who had anoth- jc.rstrin to er ov. foreperson of a viUarc doctor. For a Ionr time she had keiit her Lvme lovfr in a ttate oi uncer- 1 tainty, in the hote that she might draw out proposal from Ids professed rival. After some months of this dallying Mr. Griswoid determined to havo the matter settled, and so one day rode to the town, entered her house, and once more ttnder-i ed heart and hand.

0'i rr flrii'l vi vmlir mfe! more time said the lady. "I give you your life-time, miss," was the indignant reply; whereat the youth bowed himself out, flung into the saddle and galloped away forever, leaving the i manlen who maiden was torevermore, us her bird in the bush never was caught. To Matthew, disconsolate at his beautiful home amid that magnificent grove oi elms that still shelter the old Griswoid homestead at Black Hall, on the shore oi the Sound, just east of the mouth of the Connecticut river, appeared soon after his cousin Ursula, a little his senior in years, but inheriting the beauty, pride and ready wit of her grandmother, Martha. She "came, saw, conquered but, warned by his past experience, Matthew was slow to speak, though his looks and actions betrayed his feelings toward his pretty cousin. Things ran on this way for a space until one stormy day, near the close of her visit, Ursula, descending the dark, old oaken staircase, suddenly encountered her cousin ascending.

Meeting him mere than half way, she, stopping suddenly, said sweetly "What did you say, cousm Matthew?" Oh, I didn't speak; I didn't say any-1 thing." "High time you did, cousin; high time you did." The future governor was not slow to take the hint, and speedily found his tongue and this is how Ursula Wolcott became Ursula Griswoid, and for twenty-five years always had a near relative in the governor's chair in old Connecticut. Sunday Afternoon. Romantic Fact. In one of the incursions of Indians upon our frontier settlements during the Revolution, says the author of Revolutionary Papers, a very romantic incident occurred. The celebrated chief Cornplanter made an attack upon the neighborhood of Fort Main, burning and destroying, and among the prisoners he captured was one John Abell, an old inhabitant.

The party had not travelled but a few miles en their return, when it was discovered that this Abell was almost as well acquainted with their language as Indians themselves. This fact interested the chief, and on inquiring of his captive his name, Cornplanter knew at once that be stood before his own father. Abell, twenty-five years before, had been a trader among the Indians of Western New York, and in one of his visits became enamored of a pretty squaw, and the result of this affection was the graceful and celebrated warrior, whom the father now for the first time saw standing before him. The chief had learned from his mother the history of his parentage, and his father's name. The meeting was certainly extraordinary to a degree.

The young chief: held out strong inducements to his white father to accompany him to his tribe, but paternal affection did not seem so strong in the heart of Abell as his love for the comforts and luxuries of a white man's home, and so he chose rather to be set at liberty and be returned to his friends. This was yielded, and he was conducted in honor back to the settlements. Thus singularly met and parted the father and son. Rope. Hope is necessary in every condition i he miseries of poverty, of sickness or captivity would, without this comfort, bt insupportable; nor does it appear thxi the happiest Jot of terrestrial existence can set us -above the want of this general blessing; or that life, when the gifts of nature and of fortune are accumulated upon it, would not still be wretched, were it not elevated ana delighted by the expectation of soma new possession, of some enjoyment yet behind, by whicli the wish shall be at last satisfied, and the heart filled up to its utmost extent Hope is, indeed, very fallacious and promises what it seldom gives; but its promises are' more valuable than the gifts of fortune, and it seldom frustrates us without assuring us cf recompensing the dehiy by a greater bounty.

A Billion. What a arery great turn is kill on: It is a million of millions. A million seems large enough but a miiikm of millions! how long do you suppose it would take you to count it? A mill which makes one hundred pins a minute, if kept to work night and day would only make 52,596,000 pins year, and at that rate the mill must work 20,000 years without stopping a single moment, in order to turn out a billion of pinsl It is beyond our reach to conceive it, and yet, when a billion of years shall have gens, etsmity will eeera to have just begun. It is easy to form a disagreeable hab it, but not so easy to drop it again. Persisted in, thev become a second na tine.

Stop and think before you allow yourself to form them. There are disagreeable habits of body, like scowling. winking, twisting the incuth, biting tlife nails, continually picking at something, twirling a key, or fumbling at a chain. drumming with the lingers, screwing and twisting a chair, or whatever you can lay your hands on. Don't do any of these things.

Cultivate a calm, quiet manner. Heiter be a statute than a lumping jack. There are much worse I habits than these, to be sure, but we are speaking only of vary little things that are only annoying when" persisted There are habits of speech, also, such as beginning every speech with "you see," or "you know," now-a," "I don't care," "tell you now. Indistinct utterance, sharp nasal tones, a slow drawl, avoid them all. Stop and think what you wisli to say, and then let every word from your lips just as smooth and perfect as a new silver coin.

Have a care about your ways of sitting and standing and walking. Before you know it, you will find your habits have hardened Into a coat or mail that j'ou cannot get rid of without a terrible efforthabits which render you obndx ious to all around you. HAWORTH'S CHECK ROWER Can be Attached TO ANY CORN PLANTER. The OrsJ and only Check Rower ever invented. Ten years of practical use 1 demonstrated that it is the ONLY Check Eower that can be suceerfully used on al' kinds of ground, and will plant five acres more in a day than finy other check rower, as the rope or wire doei not have to he removed from the machine in planting the entire field.

Ilaworth'H o. 1 Check Kower. The principles involved in the No 1 Check Rower we have always believed to le beyond rivalry, and can confidently say that it is, beyond all question, the first and chief among Check Rowers. The farmer has only to see this Chc Rower, improved, to be convinced of the fact. Center Movement Check Kower.

The Center Movement we have greatly improved, removing every objection that has ever been brought ajrainst it, it being, as at present constructed, simple, durable and effective in every particular. Hawortti'M Wire Check Rower (Our earliest experiments with Check Rowers, he-ginning in 18G6, were with wire, dragged over sideways to the machine, and we know the difficulties to contend with in making a satisfactory Check Bower in that way. We know the liability of the wire to catch on obstructions and break; we know the shift- i mg angle of the wire in its passage to the machine, and consequent displacement out of check; and we know the dimculties of managing it at the ends; etc; all of which difficulties we now can say have been entirely overcome in our Wire Check Rower. The following are sunie of the Points of Advantage of the Hawortu Wire Check Rower The wire is as easy to handle as a rope. No kinking or tangling; No side draft it requires but about five pounds tension; no double anchor at the ends, like staking down a horse power, but a simple pin is used; does not require a double stroke to make one drop; does not have to overcome the resistance of a steel spring in addition to movinif the seed slides, making it liable te misdrop; No steel springs to break or lose their tension; Can be unboupled at each knot aad taken off or added on for point rows; Is turned at the ends without taking off the wire; No dragging over clods or obstructions, thereby avoiding a great strrin ou the wire; oltructions affect the wire, for it is laid over straight by the machine; No breaking or locking of the swivel coupling possible; No one able to drive straighs enough to make corn rows can fail to do good work, as there is no double travelieg an chor arrangement to square and range at the ends.

We use nothing but the best annealed Bessemer steel wire, manufactured expressly for the Check Rower. Unequalled Durability guaranteed. Self-Adjusting Pulley and Rope Guide. Nhe above machines have the Self-adjusting Pulleys and Roe Guides, which enable the operator to plaht the entire nld wifhout removing the rope or wire from the machine, and to readily turn around without getting tttf the planter they being so arranged, that ihe pulley conform to everj' angle of the rope, preventing all chafing and rolling on the flanir-es and untwisting. In fact it overcomes every tliKi-ciilty that we have had to contend with in the use of arojie.

They can be used on the old Check Kower Hitwortli'M Old Sl.vlo Check Rowor. Thi st'li'-aJiiisti-i th rope (an mi nil 'h-'-k Hinvtw without ii. c.e iMitoved troia the itmrauif ielitv Hii-niti. MaMifartmW l-v HAWOKTIl .1 I tt! iM by DURKEE STOUT, FORT MAn Pries Raid Claims. Nfti-( liiti-y iiivt-n that Rai will.

the Stottr "ij iti To-lka. Kiiiivts t.n Ui- 17th tiny of Jitiy a. i. 179, nit-t for th a'i rhtium t-t-tit'il liayutTit under the irovii-ti -f rj a-tfth Lti-iature of the Stat-of nticll "An a-t to provide for tin- ailowrttice of the clainis jrron nt of tho Pric KaiJ in anil th Jpfrtst of the sm1 against Indian during sai.l year, an niitkius; an propriation for the same-" Approved Slart 10, lz'V, Under the provision of section 4 of said ai three classes of claims only will le audited 1st. For services a militia, or em ploye in the militia service.

2d. For materials, supplies of transportation furnished 3d. For property lost in action or proierty lost Ly the militia or employes while ia tbe lin? of duty, No warrant will lie issued nor any money paid out of the treasury under tbe provision of this act until the United States shall have paid into the treasury of tbe state a snm equal to the amount of claim allow -cd, under this act, or a sura equal to the amount appropriated by this act. Blank vouchers anI circulars precriliig the kind of proof required may be had on application the Secretary of State on and after Jnne 1st, IsTH. By order of tbe Auditing Corflmiwon.

JAMES SMITH, Topeta, apr. 9, 79. Secretary of State. Notice of Appointment of Adminls-1 4 tratcr. To the Creditor and all Others Interested: Ton ar hereby notified that the undersigned waa duly appointed administrator with tbe will annexed of thi estate of William Shorten, deceased; and did, on the 12th day of April, 1.

1879, execute bis bond as wick administrator. B.K.FOUTNKV, Administrator with the will annexed of the eetat of W'm. fchorten, Iecased. wSt Sauce Italien. Tie together two sprigs of parsley, one of thyme and' a bay leat: put in a saucepan with two or 1 butter and a half pint of white wine.

Set over agentle fire, cook half an hour then add one spoonful of olive oil and half a pint of broth; simmer, strain and I serve. Muffins. A cupful of two cups ful of rlour, one egg, a teaspoonful oi cream tartar, half a teaspoon ful of sale-ratus, half spoonful of sugar, salt well, and bake Quickly. Crullers. jl wo cups or sugar; Crullers.

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The Ink-Stand. A few cloves added ink will "prevent it becoming mouldy Mid imparts a pleasant perfume. De ire to cover up the ink-stand vh-n not in use. White Fruit Cake. One-half cup but-'-r, one cup sugar, half cup sweet milk.

wo eggs, two cups of flour, one cup uisins chopped fme, one heaping tea- oonful soda. "Lobster Croquettes. To the meat of me boiled lobster add about one fourth he quantity of bread crumbs, seasoned with pepper and salt; chop these well together, then add two tablespoonsful of melted butter. Have your hands well floured; then make your lobster in to small balls, roll them in beaten egg, then in plenty of fine cracker crumbs; fry brown in lard. Serve hot and garnish with parsley.

Tea Leaves may be saved from the table for a few days, and when sufficient are collected, steep, and not boil, them for half an hour in a tin pan; strain the water off through a sieve, and use this tea to wash all varnished paint. It removes spots, and gives a fresher, newe.v appearance than when soap and watei is used. For white paint, take up a small quantity of whiting on a damp piece of old white flannel, and rub, over the surface lightly, and it will leave the naint remarkably bright and new. Hindoo Women. 1 Never enjoying even female society, says the author of Life in India; their lives are passed in the extreme of list-lessness.

It is this which produces so many instances of women burning themselves. The husband's death is a revolution in their existence, which gives an opening for the mind's bursting out of the ordinary track of depression. They have a confused notion that the hour is the only one which can occur to them for distinction. As is the case with all spirits that have been long held in restraint, the momentary emancipation is carried to extravagance. Working themselves up to frenzy they pledge themselves to they know not what.

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THE "SEtlllSMAL i A alusble Discovery ttid New Departure in i-ai Science, an tirtly i.ew ive Keincdy tor the speedy otid rtcntiarient Cure ot Seminal Emission A Impotency bv the onlr true way, is: Direct Application to the prin-ng Abf orption, and exer-the Seminal vesicles Ejae- einal (Seat of the Ditrate. act ting tts specific lrfluence oa the Seminal vesicles Elae- uiovui ur cmra. i tie use otthe Eemedyis artsnded with no pain or iiicoiivenience, it is quickly dissolved snd soon absorbed, produeiiiK an immediate soothing and restorative effect upon the sexual and nervous organization wrecked from selt-abut and excesses, stopping the drain trom the syrtetii, restor-insthe mind to healta and sound memory, removing the Dimness of Sihr, Kervou.i Debility, Confusion of Ideas, Aversion to Society. Etc.Etc.aud the appear, ance of premature old ajro wsoaliv accompanyine this troub'e, and rettorin perfect Sexual "Vigor, where has been dormant tor year. This mode of tr'stniect has stood tlietestin very severe cases, and is now a pronounced success.

Drugs are too much preeribed in these trouble s. and, as many can bear witness to, with but little it ai permanent good. There is no Nor sen about this Preparation, Practical observation enables us to sraaran tea taat it will give satisfaction. During the eight years that it has been in general use, we have thousand ot testimonials as to its value, and it is now coneeed. ed by the Medical Profession to be the most rational means yet discovered ot reaching and curing this very prevalent trouble, that is well known to bt the cause of untold misery to so many, aad upon whom quacks prey with their useless nostrums and big fees.

The Semedyis put up hi a neat box, enonjO to last a month, and sent a plain wrapper by mail sealed tor $3. Two boxes, (sufficient to eject a permanent cure unless ia severe eases) 95 Three boxes lasting three full months. stop emission, sml restore vigor, in the worst cases. 7. Pull DIKZCTIO'VS xor usinz win accompany tAUii x.Uj fined for tbe duties of lite, same as ii never affected.

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CxrAptAS tald. AO- sena tor a uescripnrs am p. Met giving Anatomical Illustration whkhwUI convince tba most sceptical that thev can be restored to seriect tnanhomf. and II.