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OAKLAND DAILY EVENING- TBIBUNS. TUESDAY. MARCH 14. 1893, TaM Aisult of til i Beaut KKAIj ggqrATatt. WALKS AND TALKS.

BY THE WAYSIDE. PVBLIBiiEU DAILY WILLIAM J. niNGEE Hos. 160-462 Eighth St, tfflat ses-aBssaeaaaaaesaawaewawawaw-awa 133 1 I bad an experience at Sedalia the other day that gives me a cold chill whenever I think of it," said a gentleman to a St. LouiS Globe-Democrat reporter.

"My wife and 5-year old daughter accompanied me on my last trip. We Sunday ed at Sedalia 'and daring tbe afternoon drove oat to the emetery. One of the first things to attract our attention after entering the earn tery was an open grave, dog for a child. We walked up to it and stood for some minutes looking at it. Tbe memories it evoked were painful indeed and my wife broke down and cried bitterly.

Little Ma took me bv the hand and led 'me out of ear-shot of her mother, then she said, while her chin quivered and her eyes filled with tears: "Papa, why don't you me put in, cover me np and take mamma I was astonished. I bent down to kiss her and she whispered: 'Tell mamma good-by for me; I can't do The child actually thought tbat we had come to the cemetery to bury her and that she was standing beside her open grave. It waa the meet magnificent exhibition of nerve I ever witnessed." How She Became a Missionary "I'm doing missionary work a good deal of the time," was the reply of one of the most charming women of New York, to a friend, who asked bow she busied herself. "I see by your looks you wonder what I mean by that. I'll tell you.

A few years aeo life was a burden to me. I had been a victim to female weakness ot tbe most aggravated character for a long time, and tbe doctors failed to help me. Existence was a long, steady, teirible torture a lingering, living death. One day I saw Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription advertised in the newspaper.

Something tbe advertisement impressed me favorably. I caught at the gdmmer of hope it heid out as tbe drowning man is said to catch at n. straw. Still, 1 did not dara to hope. But I got tbe medicine, and behold the result 1 feel so well, so strong, and O.

so thankful, tbat I got about teilinz other women what saved me. In no other way can I ao well show my gratitude to God and to the man who has proved such a benefactor of women, and my love for my suffering sisterhood." A Solid Oak Brdroom 8t for 25. The finest display of furniture in the State is to be seen at the warereoms of The Scbreiber Furniture Company, 1157 and 1159 Washington street. Tbey take apecial pleasure in recommending to tbe consideration of their patrons their solid oak bedroom suits, containing seven pieces, and sold at the extremely low fieure of $25. Tbey specially invite tbe public to mass an inspection of their stock and a comparison between it and their prices and the furniture display and prices in San Francisco establishments.

Tbe wore thorough this inspection and comparison is de the bet- ter pleased The Scbreiber Furniture Com pany will be, as tbey are confident that tne result will be in their favor. In the immense siock tbe have on hand are also parlor suits iu mahogany, maple and oafi in great variety of pattern and designs. Personal Harry: I am dying for a box of Lehn bardt'a chocolates; bring one home with you tonight and save my life. The canary has laid an egg. Flossie.

PEREMPTORY AUCTION SALE Of Horacs enrt Mines, on Wednesday. March 15. 1893, at 2 P. at P. Punarea'e Stable.

Xoribeaat Corner of fcigluh and Alien 8. rants, Oakland. By order of E. Fuller, 1 shad sell for cash, without reserve, to tbe bigbS3t bidder, at public auction, nine young Horses, ranging from 3 to 6 years old, all halter broco, kind and gentle; will make gool business and saddle horses; 4 young mules, unbroken, from 3 to 5 years old will make first-class draft animals; terms cash, M. MAKCCSE.

Auctioneer. Auction Prices Dally. Bedroom suits, new, only $15, at 403 Eleven tb street. For Rent Chairs and parlor goods for public and private entertainments at U. "St Oaks li Ooasa," did not me surrr v's Flour.

A special hack: and wbite Lorses for weddings, parties, etc. Telephone 333. Wilson, the jeweler. 052 Broadway. Crockery and glassware at H.

Schellhass 408 Eleventh street. MAUD AND ELEANOR MORGAN THE WORLD'S TWO GREATEST HARPISTS, WILL GIVE One Recital. One Recital AT First Congregational Gtanrcb 12th aad Clay Oakland, Thursday, March 16th, at 8 P. M. ADMISSION Including Reserves Beats, fl 00 Seats on sale at Kohler Chase's Music Stare March lun, lotb ana 161b.

10 a. m. to 5 p. jc, and at Church on evening ot A. M.

GRIFFITHS, Manager. -TH33- Hnsbanfl Brooks' ROCK SPRINQS COAL Egg SiZd $9.90, DeUiend Lump Size, $10.60, Main Office, Market St. Wharf BRANCH. 13th and Franklin Sts. OAKLAND.

TBLEPHON-B 040. M. F. KEATING HOUSE and SIGN PAINTER, Paper Banger, Wall Tinter Gluiar. HAS REMOVED TO 517 Thirteenth Street All work warranted and 4 Acres Suitable for SoMiiisiov FOR SALE As a whole at a LOW FIGURE, comprising 1251 feet frontage, situated in the famous Glen Echo tract, just ontside city limits, on the Una of ths Piedmont Cable Road, commanding one ot the most magnificent views to be had around Oakland.

This property has never been offered for sale until the present time, repeated offers having been reiused for it. It Is now in the market, snd a grand op portunity la offered tor an investment that is sure to be a profitable one. Don't mil to drive out and look at this fine property. Take Webster street to Linda avenue, in Glen Echo tract, turn to the right about two blocks. Largs sign on property.

For diagram and maps, apply to WILLIAM J. DINGEE 460 and 462 Eigbth Street. MOSSWOOD Tbe luldiiei Hiitir of Oakland. Prices Will Be Advanced After the Expiration of Our Contract. Improve This Opportunity Choice Xots.

Low Prices. Easy Terms. $10 PAYMENTS! Telegraph avenue is paved with bitumen, lined with handsome residences and is the most beautiful avenue in the city. An investment in Mosswood will pay belter than in any other part of Oakland. Don't buy farming lands in the country for town lots.

For particulars apply to BfiNHAM THOMAS, 46S Ninth Street. FOR SALE BY J. W. MOSS Real Estate Agent. 958 Broadway.

$OOnn-HOUSE OF FIVE BOOMS, KBW pCiCtJJ lot 27x12; lioo cash, balance at S2D per month; Interest 8 percent; on Linden street near Twenty second street, dJKnlA-HOUSE OF SEVEN BOOMS; BOT M50UUU S0xU2, on Eignth street, near Adeline. $Qr7nn-HOTM: OF EIGHT ROOMS; LOT kpO UU 52x100, on Twenty-first street, near San Pablo avenue. djOnn-LOT 50x161. ON THIRTY-SECOND iJliUU street, near Ban Pablo avanue. CnfTfUV-HOtfSE THREE ROOMS; LOT H1 1 UU 50x100, on Twenty sixth street, near Orove.

dtOQnn-HOUSE0' SEVEN ROOMS: LOT ingOUU S3xii5, on Poplar street, between Tenth and Twelfth streets. The Macdonough Block FOB RENT. Oesirtbla Officii, Slngia or Silts, We desire to call the attention of professional men and dressmakers to this fine building, fitted in elegant stylo with all modem conveniences, fast elevator, fttc. Take your choice of rooms, now. Flans at the office of J.

B. ft 470 Hiotb near Broadway. Oakland AT AUCTIONS OAT AUCTION Administratrix Sale! 411 Fourteenth St. Between Broadway and Washington Street To eiosa ap the Estate of Jis. Gal vin M.

J. LAYMANCE OO Roftl Estate Agents and General Auctioneers, Will sell at Public Auction, by order of ths Administratrix, Mary T. Oalvin, for cash, SATURDAY, MARCH 18th, 1898 At ths hour of 2 the following Personal Property: 2. 3. 4.

5. 6. 7. 8. 9.

10. 1L 12. 13. 14. 15.

16. 18. New buggy, cost 65 New buggy, 45 New surrey, cost ioo New surrey, cost 150 50 125 50 50 75 75 25 15 15 15 New platform spring wagon, cost, new spring wagon New spiral wagon New botcher wagon New express wagon Second-hand carriage. Second-hand Second-ban hngzy Second-hand Seoond'haud Second-hand pta-ton 15 Second-hand pbteton spiral snnnc basinets ouggy 40 Second-hand surrey See the aoove property at 411 Fourteenth St. For further particular Inquire of at.

J. lay-KAKCE 466 Eighth tft. Oakland, CaL TIE PIOREEB FRENCH BAKER, ITopricwrs. northeast icBinase wewter streets, streets. Oakland.

Cat Ft tan.oibaAlaaJ. 1 bread delivered la all made oder tot camping patios; FtOncA roll AUOTIONKKIIS. It was a complete stampede. It ftl: od Sunday that something of the kind was threatened. The Republicans were wavering, uncertain.

It was in the air. The I bibl sz did what in it lay to stay the nub, end we etood loyally by onr colors. It wee useless, hut we are not cast down because of the result, however we may regret that so adm ira-1 ble a candidate at Kr. Barker did not receive a more creditable support. The Tjubusk has notning to regret concerning its coarse in the campaign, and has nothing to take-back.

The result of the vote doe not change our opinion as to the relative merits of the candidates. The Non-Partisans have the floor. They have the whole city government, body, boots and breeches, the Mayor, the City Council, the Board of Education and the Library Trustees. They will have foil scope to carry oat those declarations to which they are committed by their platform such as the opening of the streets to the eetoary, the establishment of municipal water works, which may have been honestly meant or may have been in the language of the late Tom Shan nor, "molasses to catch files." tm the) I That which was started for joke on Sacramento turns oat to he a very serious matter for that city. The fact is Sacramento baa no friends outside cf its own limits, it has a vile climate in summer and worse one in winter.

The city is abominably kept, dirty and evil-smelling. Mod in its etreete and overflows in the lower part of town, with malarious sloughs scattered about do not make en agreeable resort. More over the city has contracted a bad habit of living off State alma, which has caused the people generally to regard the city with feeling of contempt. All these things are bound to have their effect when the question comes to a rote at the next election, and It ia more then likely that the amendment will be adopted. In the meantime the Bee's loathsome contemporaries are jumping upon that insect for destroying the town, and the Bee itselt is bard at work apologising end trying to pat itself straight with the angry people of Sacramento.

The following extract will indicate the line of apology The Bee seldom fails to interest its read, ere na are ths people generally and occasionally create some special comment in the Mate because it is one of tne few oewspapera tbat dares to publish the news and express its opinions concerning current eveuts. Its issue of last Saturday, bow-ever, has created a commotion which was neither intended dot foreseen when it 'met issued. There wift bs found therein on the first page certain unique headl ines, wbich read both down and across the paper, the latter reading giving the legend "Ibank God, the sees ion now 1s almost over." This incocent phrase not only expressed the sentiments of every tired newspaper worker in the State, but voiced at well, the oft repeated expressions of the legislators themselves. There was also a special article illustrating the hilarious and frisky manner in which some of the members spend moat ot their time in Sacramento, which waa in no way intended to reflect on the many dignified and respectable mem oers who bave attended to their da ties. We have no idea whether the articles printed in the Bee were true or not, but it is a good newspaper rule that no local story should bs printed unless names can be No names were given in the articles in the Bee, and- the result was tbat whether they were true or mere fakes they became matters of offense to a large body of the legislators, as they might have referred to almost any one of them.

If the articles were true and were printed with names, then the bsame would have rested where it belongs, bat if they were fakes the Bee is justly vanished. It will not disquiet the raisin-growers of California to learn that the Zante people are contemplating uprooting the vines and entering upon another industry than the raising of currants in short, that they mean to return to the culture of the olive, for which there is a demand, while there is none for the currant. The Zante currant ia really a raisin. It received an immense impetus after the phylloxera first appeared In France, when the French offered fabulous prices for the fruit. It failed to make wine.

Then the California seedless raisin, much cleaner and infinitely better in substance, came in and replaced the product cf Zante. The result ia depression and hard times in Zante. The earth quake has added hew hardships and the Greeks have determined to return to the pursuit' of their fathers. While California is sorry for the Greeks, its raisin-growers can stoically look upon the abandonment of the Zante currant in dustry. Down in Kansas, Democrats who become Populists are called "Demopops" end ropocrats." lie publicans who go to the Populists, go by the name of "Popticana." There has always been something unique aboui those Kansana and when they reach out after anything, a word or anything else, they just go in and make it.

What did Colonel Morehouse ever do to Colonel Osborne of the Los Angeles Express, to get the following rite-roaster V. Morehouse, member of the State Board of Equalization, is one of the best story tellers in. the State. All of his stories are good, but none of them are new." Ir a few more Legislatures could meet, prize fighters would soon have to go to work to earn an honest living or be sent up a vagrants. Either would nuke respectable people feel comparatively satisfied.

It doesn't take a trombone or a be drum to establish the glory of God. It is exhibited to him who will see in the details of every dey life. The election being over, begin the cultivation of orchids. That at least is a profitable business. As analysis of the rote cast in Oakland will be interesting and ad- on.

Thk devil is often served by the character of men who speak in hefy piaema Perhaps you may remember that when saow foil in Oakland one New Year's day the papers of the son thern citrus belt poked fan at as, aad, indeed, labored to persuade the Eastern tenderfoot tbat two feet of snow was the usual thing for an Oakland winter. They bad some saow down there themselves last week, pretty low down on the foothills, and a Baa Bernardino correspondent of the Los Angelea Timet crows eloquent over it 1 ike this: oat before sunset the clouds, which had been hanging low, enveloping the mountains and foothills in dull light end gloomy mists, lifted above the mountain tons, revealing lbs beautiful now-clad sides and summits. Above the drifts of clouds, piled high ia soft banks, waa the cold biueoay, with here and there a white cloud-bank or gray patches of rn 1st, Below the big cloud-bank, between it aad the mountains, the sky had a warm, rosy hue, in barwony with the cold blue above; tba soft clouds and the dazz ing whiteness of the anow-mamled summits, while upon the mountains were frost patches, from which the green of the pines peered just enough to give another soft shade. Darkness had set tied upon the plains below and given to the brown of tne oare neids and the groves of growing orchards a deep, dusky base, upon which the lighter coloring of the beauty above seemed to calmly rest. It was a spectacle to be stored in the memory, among the treasured pictures of the world's beauty.

the son rose in a clear sky and reflected its rays in glittering brightness from the snowy coverlid extending to the very foot of tne mountains, while from crests, through canyons, were seen ever-shifting shadows. The Arrowhead stood out in in pure white against tbe gray of the foothills. But by night the snow line had receded more than half way up the mountain sides." i A good one on our most lsarned pundit is told in tbe Wasp. Professor Howison, at the State University, gives out some curious questions to his classes. One day he gave tbe this to think over during the night: "It hole was bored through the center of the earth from side to side and a ball dropped into it, what motions 'would tbe ball pass through, and when would it eome to a state of rest?" Tbe next morning a student was called up to solve the problem.

"What answer bave you?" Howison asked. "Well, really," replied the atudent, "I have not thought of the main question, but of tbe preliminary oue: 'How are you to get the hole bored Edward M. Brown, who is publishing in the Calaveras Prospect some interesting extracts from bis diary, written in the early mining days, has this: "Tbe winter of 1852-3 was sn extremely rainy one; the ground became thoroughly aoaked; uo mails or supplies could be obtained from and Hour rose in price. A German baker in Columbia bad laid in a large stock for the winter. and when tbe stores had sold their flour, be put up the price of bread to 5) cants per loaf.

Finally be stopped making bread and sold his whole stock for $1 per pound. When communication was again established, he went to San Francisco en route to Germany, a man. I had plenty of food, except fl-jur, for tbe winter, and paid the thrifty baker $50 for a sack. "Early in the spring I engaged again in mining near Columbia, realizing several thousand dollars from tbe claim in a few mouths. Many small rubies were found in the pan, and 1 have thought the ground carried a We had some snow ourselves in this neighborhood last week and tbat is what made it so cold in town.

The Livermore mountains, Mt. Diablo and Mr. Hamilton' were all white, but we were too busy with politics to pay much attention. Nevertheless, a poetical Santa Clara valley editor he of the Giiroy Gazette found time to mingle politics and weather in this wise: "Lois of snow Sunday morning on Mount Hamilton and Santa Cruz range, which in tbe bright Sunlight made a beautiful contrast with the lovely verdure below. And the scent of violets and lilies greeted our olfactories as we sat in the open air reading Cleveland's inaugural, occasionally glancing upon the magnificent sight before our optica.

Think ot it. ye shiverers of tne Atlantic coast." The Farmer and the Intelligent Bodent. Phillips Phonograph. A farmer in Madrid found a muskrat down in a barrel of sweet apples in his ceuar, aaame to cumo out, and witn a i ratship1)y the tail, pulled him from tbe barrel and let mm go. Tbe follow ing day the episode was repeated, and for a few days was continued till the muskrat had become so well educated that when he beard his benefactor coming he would stick up his tail to be lifted out.

Two fjnaelflsh Bipeds. Atchison Globe, Roosters are a good deal like men. rooster never gives notice of finding worm until after he has swallowed it AYER'S Sarsaparilla Y-our best remedy for E-rysipelas, Catarrh R-heumatism, and S-crof ula. Salt-Rheum, Sore Eyes Tumors R-unning Sores S-curvy, Humors, Itch A-nem ia, Indigestion P-imples, Blotched A-nd Carbuncles R-lngworm, Rashes I -m pure Blood L-anguidness, Dropsy L-iver Complaint A-ll cured by AVER'S Sarsaparilla Prepared by Dr. J.

C.Apr a Lowell, Maes. Sold by all bruKfikt. rrtee SI i aix bottles, S. Curds others, will cure you The Australian BeHet lew has been a death blow to the old time political rounder, who talked a great deal and did nothing. His day has gone.

Hie Bind came over from San Francisco aad swarmed from their own peculiar aunts over here yester day, bat they were perfectly useless. They stood about, with hands ia their pockets, aad looked oa with amazement. They early began to realise that their occupation waa real.y gone, aad they looked as sad as they undoubtedly leit The fasaon Banjo-eyed KM" has been spending a few daws In Oakland. Neither Tas Tbibvne nor the police have, np to date, been able to determine just what the Kid's real object was la coming over here. Of course, if there had been a dollar, honestly or dishooestlr, in ths last campaign, that would be an ample excuse, but every one knows that there was no money that would tempt the Banjo-eyed.

He must have been oa another mission, aad Chief Scbaffer might as well bavs bis officers keep a sharp lookout oa this very bright young man. They tell a pretty good story about the Kid up at Sacramento, where he has been wintering. It is ell about how he joggled $10 out of Aaron Nathan, the Keeper of the cigar stand ia. the Assembly corridor. Nathan waa backing Hall against Fitzsimmons in the recent fight.

The Kid was aware of this. The result of the fight was made known through the telegraph office at the Capitol quite early, and the Kid was one of the first to hear it. Then he wagered Nathan $10, and won, of course. Those who aaw Aaron do his war dance after be discovered how be bad been tricked will never forget the sight The Kid alone waa unperturbed. The friends of Assemblyman Cusiek of Ban Francisco should Immediately ask for the appointment of a guardian for that gentleman.

Some days ago he stated openly in a San Francisco newspaper tbat be had been offered $500 to voie for the Carpenter Reassessment bill. Further, that be bad been pursued by three or four men who wanted to pay him a like sum on behalf of the railroad company. Indeed, the way in which men insisted on insulting Mr. Cusick waa something marvelous, judging from the interview. But, alas! Cuaick lied, and the world has bis own word for it.

He is repentant now aad has been trying to set himself right. He says: "I was under the influence of liquor when I talked to the San Francis co reporters and 1 don't remember what I aaid to them. 1 might bave aaid what has appeared in print. No, was not approached by any iebbyist and offered' $500 or any other sum to vote for the Carpenter substitute tor the Reassessment bill. I have no knowledge, either, tbat there is money being offered to- is only street rumor.

Now, what is one to think of an Assemblyman like that? And what ia one to think of constituency that wonld elect a man like that? The old is rapidly passing away, new does not always seem to satis one has reached the meridian of life, old friends, old acquaintances tbat The when It is seem most natural, and I bave known men to cling to old bats and old shoes almost as to lifs. Fixed habits come with To thousands of people the death of Luke Schoolcraft, the comedian and minstrel, will come as a personal loss, though they may not bave known him personally. He was. a minstrel of the old school may their tribe increase and a polished and clever man. He was an "Old Times Bosks," and what a flood of reminiscences his name conjures up to those familiar with the good old days of minstrelsy, the days ot Billy Birch, Backus, Wambold, Benedict.

Duprez, Billy Rice, Simmons, Slocutn, Sweatnam, Dlxey, Thatcher, Corn-cross, Frank Moran and a dozen others to whom modern minstrelsy of the Cleveland order bears ths same relation that Billy Keraands' mouth does to comedy and genuine humor. On a par with any of these stood Luke Schoolcraft. May Qod rest his bouL A recent correspondent on Hawaiian matters, says tbat Kalakaua was a good man, a fair ruler though not a statesman, bat tbat hs could not keep out of ths bands of ths money lenders. 1 never felt a strong bond of common interest between the dead potentate of the Man Eating Islands and myself until I read that. David Kalakaua must bave been a much better fellow than I had been led to belie re.

Carlos. SOMEWHAT HUMOROUS. Mr. Slowpay Mrs. Hash, me have a strainer? The don't Him to settle.

coffee grains Mrs. Hash With pleasure. And I hope it will net only cause the coffee to settle, bat you, too. Cloak Journal. Hoster (in cheep restaurant) The steak tbey bave here reminds me of a woman's work.

Willard Why so? Hoster It is never dons. Truth. "He msy be a foreigner," said Maud, "but he can't be very distinguished." "Why not?" "I could pronounce his name tbe first time I tried it." Washington Star. Howell Gibbon I love the deab galls, but when they begin to chattah I can't beah myself think. Ethel Knox Perhaps you eh do n't.

Puck. Tbe Word of a West Point r. General Wesley Mtrrit in TotUk't Companion. Cadets preserve order and quiet in the barracks, as they do in the ranks, under an organization which makes certain cadet officers responsible. As will be at once seen, an organisation such as this must depend for its perfection on the character of the students, and, above all, on their honesty and veracity.

These are, end must be, unimpeachable. The word of a cadet is never ques tioned Dy tne authorities, and, as a con- eequence, a cadet of any experience at tbe academy has never been known to tell a falsehood or try to deceive. For every detected violation of the regulations the cadet is reported. If he has sn explanation to offer in palliation of the offense, or if as is sometimes the case, he is reported in error, it is only ne oessary for bim to make the explanation and unquestioning credence is given to bis statement. No action is ever taken by the author-Hies which reflects in any way upon the honor of a cadet unless it is well assured that his honor is involved, when by the action of a court martial or the more summary procedure by tbe Secretary of War, the guilty one's connection with the acadetry ia severed.

a BM Gift. Mr. aad Mrs. George F. Montgomery of Beulah have given a scholarship to MQls College, to be used as far as possible for thorn students who are looking forward to missionary work.

A young Japanese woman now enjoys its ben- (UffiBt 41? TB1M55E PCBLL8HING C0MPA5Y WILUAM E. DABGIE, AT FIFTY CK3T8 A MOSTH. 1T tJwasa oA xvaors im a ma i CSV of OAsUAAD 1A1ACMX OFI1CA Km art. where it he MfMtllM lT tmrtrdrt desired. WKtkLX TIM BC -N ETBI SilTMAT.

R9 75 i at tit rw of 2 cents per copy per es charred ia addition to tne bora for the Wuxlt luuutkm teat abrcd to say counur a the Inteosfctionai loatel KmSmm. Ho extra efaente for doasesnc postage. An art tier to Tne Tstscax who no re eel Vina: hie paper regularly by carrier, mail nr Irr errrnaaa. ai mnftr a fsror try prumpiir reporting the tame to Tua Tt.ibc.ne oflaoe, either tn person or by poatal eard. Macsoxocoh TasATaa Dr.

Cupid. raoru'elwaavrBav Pheefen'a Herat. mock will's Truth- Pasta Torn' Cabin 1 iron la Uajeety. Baldwin Thiatf The Boston ians. Bus STasBT Th a.e tTBE A Night on ths Park- area 19 Beer Driver's TPCTDAY.

MARCH U. 18BS 'It was a good fight anyway. Thb grand old party waa not in it. of eydoee, wasn't it? Twe beUle of politics is not always to the right. a men cent always -win.

Neither can a party. Thb Sacramento Bee's stinger for once op the wrong passenger. Or course, no one is to blame, bat sometimes these th ings react. So rungs you meet the enemy and yen don't wis, though ever eo right. awaaawaBBWaaBwaweaeawaaBawawawaaaBaBBeaaem PhomsBs and performances are two very different things, even in politics.

Baa Jose will now forgive even John- the Democrat-in-need-of-a-hun- dred. Thx Old Guard does not seem to be in favor with Cleveland. He ia apparently looking for new blood. Sacbaxesto doesn't seem to take kindly to a joke, not each a joke as Jim Kelly of Baa Jose knows bow Ho play. Bast Diego only lacks one of being as happy as Oakland baa been for some tune past.

It has five candidates for Mayor. The material advancement aad prosperity of Oaklaed is of more importance than all the political victories tbat could possibly be won. Tas stamp-speakers have a good deal to answer for in this world. Tbey would never admit bow many defeats tbey are really responsible for. Tub unanimity with which the San Francisco daily newspapers studiously ignore, in an editorial way, the Capital-removing resolution ia charming.

cocvTY is now a reality. The Governor gave it legal existence by his sign manual yesterday, and a new star is added to California's constellation of counties. Madera county will be no discredit to its sponsors. Bush is not a bad name for a boat that ia to carry a Senatorial Committee to an island distant several thousand miles. These Commissions are mighty costly and too great expedition cannot be used.

Let Bash. Tub police of Oakland are to he con gratulated on the good work they did iie tracing the murderer of Policeman Caahm. It waa a splendid piece of work, and has won for the Chief and Detective Downey the highest word of Idaho end Oklahoma should have bees-wto operate on the rut in their respective legislatures. If were needed for the adoption of the imperative scheme, the disgrace these two bodies brought on their conatitu-would furnish it. No wamautfAuam.

of any sort should be allowed to wedge in between justice and the slayer of Policeman Cash in. If he is guilty of the crime with which he is charged he should be promptly tried, convicted and sentenced. The people of Oakland will stand no shilly-shallying in this matter. The crime was a heinous one. The punishment should be swift aad commensurate.

What a monkey -and parrot time there Watt be before the Democracy gets through distributing the party leaves and fishes. Quits a number of leading Democrats on this coast ai quite uneasy already. Party set vkss do not account for as nraoa as they were wont to, and the average Democrat is attempting to ascer- ha he can do to commend an official position. that Messrs. Coegrove Home, the enterprising and brainy who have made eo great i of the Wave, have bought the Evening Post.

The poli tics of the paper under the new management will be chanced to the Democratic side, aad we have no doubt that the new Btwprietere win make a gnat a success of the Pott as they have of the Waat. EIGHTH STREET, MflMMBetotiltoTunn, MMH Tor Ut tmprte of dem, A. gATZ. efl AMUSEMENTS. flifflsfiyfti THEATRE' FIWWTTV TWO ITIO-HTS I Commencing Monday.

March 13, 1893. That Menr Monarch of the Fares Comedy World. Mr. Frank Daniels, The Largest Corned Company that Travels. Presenting that Famous Comedian's LATEST AND GREATEST SUCCESS, "Dr.

Cupid." The best Farce Comedy ever written. The funniest of all funny plays. Mr. Daniels in a new character creation. Prices 25c.

50o, 75c and Si. People's Theater, an Halstead Hosmer, Managers. Commencing Monday, March 13th, 1893 Every eveninar inclndin? Sunday; also Regular Matinee Saturday. John A. Stevens' Great Comedy Drama PASSI0JNTS SLAVE Kcw scenery New Faces I New Bongs OUR PRICES-Kvenlng, 15o snd 25c matinee, lOc anil 20c Reserved Seats on Sale at the Theater only.

Look out for tbe Grandest Spectacular Production ever attempted in Oakland, "THE BLACK CROOK." CONCERT! UniTersity Glee Club UNDER THK AUSPICES Or THB FABIOLA Training School Association! on TUESDAY, MARCH 14, 1893, AT THi 1st UNITARIAN CHURCH Admission, Fifty Cents, New Park Theater, Formerly Colosseum ALBKBT Lando Lessee and Proprietor Commencing Monday, larch 20th, 1893. Every Evening, Including Sunday. Matinee Saturday at 2. Pettit and Eimms' Greateat Melodrama, HARBOR LIGHTS! The Ponular oun Actor. ALBERT LANDO Supported by the Accomplished actress.

MISS VALERIE BERGERE Oakland's ravorite. MISS LIZZIE FRANCES! And a Competent Company of Artists. GRAND REV0LVINg8P EC tACLB POPULAR PRICES-Mc. Kc and 30c. Matinee Prices lOe.

15oand 25c Reserved seata on Sale at Kohler Chase's luia iKoanwar. Divisions 1, S3, 8 THE Twenty-third Annual Ball WIH, BE GIVEN Xf ELITE HALL, Friday Evening, March 17, 1893 FIRST-CLASS MUSIC Has Been Secured and a Jolly Good Time Assured. DRAMATIC RECITALS Miss Grace Dothea Fisher Bosgs toy Mrs. Washington Berry AT Parlors of the Unitarian Church, Fourteenth and Castro streets. SATURDAY, March P.

at MOKOAT, Sfareat ...3:30 P. M. Admission to each recital, 0 cents. SAX FRANCISCO SAVINGS UNION During the Reconstruction at Na 632 Cali fornia Etre eC e. will Occupy NUcor.

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