The Kansas City Star from Kansas City, Missouri • 14

ragwVilliaMMIONMMa0imiftoa THE KANSAS CITY STAR WEI)NESDAY MARCH 18 1925 11 Truly strange and varied is the ver-laround continually with a particular nacular arising around the process of i girl is known as the wife" college education Classes are "cut" Occasionally the college man goes out A Fountain Of Words thatNever Runs Dry iain rds ter )17 I've got's her name Do you know her?" "Sure used to play around with her last year She's a pretty good party That wet smack Davis plays her pretty steady" "Well so long got to get back early and bone some ec I flunked the last quiz and if I don't start grinding for the finals I'm going to be out of luck" That is a fair example of a probable conversation a bit concentrated perhaps between two young college men in certain localities in the year 1925 But college slang changes so rapidly and Nraries so much in different colleges that all this may be completely outmoded in a year or 10 CATCH LIONS BARE-HANDED' man will cause injury an anintal bun IA TONGUE OF ITS OWN 1 he knows that it would render all his' 1 'efforts and his personal risk futile that lit for no othPr retiSon than plain eom TWO MONTANA klEN HAVE CAPTURED COLLEGE WORLD SPEAKS AN ARGOT HUNDREDS or PUMAS UNARMED merciallam the lioncatcher treats him capturo carefully NOT HEARD ELSEWHERE 1 Thee Tree the Stoohttlin Crime Wa "Clean" Inns With lioti ihittottomite" POW' Front lioaRi 1 hen Shin I And none ill the wild twit to Cons nod Them 111111 Poll Them Out I I olotellimihie Ito the to Ctreuotes Outside Publie JTs HAT i 1101114111 ID S10111Orli Ntootiollie It Is only fair to agree that from the! golden days of 49 on down into the 'Sas I I vv lo Ile le OP Oiler! MAO English as it is spoken by the under-A mountain Ibin in a is worth there were vast spaces of frontier where 1 graduates of American universities is murh more than numerous 111Iilltsinorgitotaeti law laggvd on Its way far be- I almost a language of its own It may lions re411iIng the 'cum" or even than thp settlers The grtat number of I differ as betaeen tertain broadly dePPVCril mountain liOnS up a tree In homicides committed within those thoi fined localities and even between neigh stnils Of MVPS of front 'or mountain and i boring colleges anti yet ther: seems to fact mountain lions at large repreent minu unuintu plin as tar a vain i a ier due in part geograp 1 he i remarkable resemblance in thi mniergraduate argot txhother it is distance Irani law centers in part to illy' cerned and the government is ViiihniI tii individnara neeessity Of personally pre' Poken 'way down East the middle pay eIl for them dead or alive (jr 1 serving his lift' and belongings and in or on the Pacific slope This uses and menageries will pay even part to new raw conditions which bock asserts Fredson llowera gond effildioned bad characters from all pointsi to editor of the Brown university daily lutdat for them alive and in trek in and run things I newspatier has MitIA "modern cam pu conversation like a foreign tongue even lion And therefore spy er al hardy West- Having freely granted this what shall trners have acquired the habit of we Americana say to these indietmentsiPI to the graduate of a few years ago anti entirely unintelligible to the outside getting a lion up a tree going up after! That today it is the crowded t-ity not hint and capturing him in a quieti thp remote niaeos that laugh at law and that has hail nothing to do with if for no other TNISOTI than plitin com TWO SIONTANA MEN HAVE CAPTURED COLLEGE WORLD SPEAKS AN ARGOT HUNDREDS OF PUMAS UNARMED merciallern the lion-catcher treats him NOT HEARD ELSEWHERE capture carefully I ----------e-------- L7itn a "Clean" Thee Tree the Monoliths lions With tiH 0 tiOwn Front lionira 'I hen Shin I nod Hoof ill the wild Ivesti Hirai to Von nod The nod Poll Them Out I itiotellinthie to the -aril to Ctreu i rthnor nen Ossiraide Publie ssat AT hill14111 ill SIil NIrapine It is only fair to agree that from thel 'So 1 golden days of 49 on doan into the ws Tolle le OP 0ep MAO Ito en by I le under- graduatem Of nglish as it is 1 A mount more lion in a cage is worth1thare were vast spaces of frontier where! 1 American unlversitiem is I murh more than numerous 1111ItItnitiHrizantzeil law lagged on Its way far be- almost a language of its own It mny lions roaming llol woods or than hind the settlers The great number of as between certain broadly de- himileities committed svithin those thou- I fined localities anti even between net peNCral mountain lions up a tree In i boring tolleges and vet I her StPillti to feet meintain lions at large repreSent 'ter! mountain a nit! be a' remarlanble re'seinblan'est in this minus quantity as far am value fq um istilinii'ii'si undergraduate argot whether it is CPFTIld and the government is vt Ming to individual's neeessite of persomilly pre-' stslken 'way down East the isms slops Thitt pnv IW1 for them dead or albs' Cir serving his lire and belongings and is 1West or on the Pacific uses and menageries will Isla even to new raW COMM ions which beek "slangliage" asserts Eredson Bower oned haracters from ail point to editor of the Brown iniversity daily Imre for thelli alive and in good effildt bail trek in and run things I IltApaper has ItlIttlA "modern campus lion And therefore several hard West Having freely granted this what shall cenvt'rsation like a foreign tongue even t'rners have itequired the habit of 1 ns a thes i li In Issl to the graduate of a few years a anti we no I sty mit ten getting a lion up a tree going up after! That to ay it is the crowde city not entirely unintelltilde 1 l' him capturing him in a quiets! ddle m' has 1111'4 lothiu the the remote platas that laugh ut law and pi el lig to with 3 ADVERT IS 1 EN Combing Won't Rid Hair of Dandruff I The only sure way to get rid of dandruff is to dissolve it then you destroy It entirely To do this get about four ounces of ordinary Liquid Arvon apply it at night when retiring 1180 enough tO moisten the scalp and rub It in gently with the finger tips Do this tonight and by morning most if not all of your dandruff will be gone and two or three more applications will completely dissolve and entirely destroy every single sign and trace of it no matter bow much dandruff you may have You will find too that all Itching and digging of the scalp will stop at once and your hair will be fluffy lustrous glossy silky and soft and look and feel a hundred times better You can get Liquid Arvon at any drug store and it never fails to do the work about four rvon apply go enough to It in gently Corn Ing most will be gone ications will rely destroy of it no IT you may Itching and top at once ty lustrous )ok and feel at any drug lo the work when they are not attended An easy to see some girl he has never met be course of study which does not entail fore This is a "blind date" and many much work le designated a "snap" are the poignant memories thereof! "Pett" now exists only in the col- Tins mum "wier ing lege novels the more forceful if more I0111Sen in economics are celled "es' 'ki having net ng a en Its or "male" and those in English lit obscure era- place to describe amorous adventures turfs a re invariably shorten ed to "lit0 A "flunk" is a man who hes party can ither be applied in de- ailed to ecrIption of gi pass an examination and a "grind" I -s a rl the actual "necking" ho "necks or of a stude1 nt who does nothing whalsoevtrr (mouth" is more being well-dressed 1 ant as' mug 1 or ens- I llt -1 I 11 11 I in an unconscious inconspitmoua man- thing else The class just before luneh ner "doggy" is being well-dressed some- Is feelingly and often profanely spoken what consciously and lightly conspieu- of as! the "staervation hour" and thts ously If a man is called "Joe Brooks" ent of th col loge Is often known he is the acme of perfection in dress us tho prex or prexy This comes from the popularity of a I term which has puszled most lay- men who have never lived in a modern well known sartorial authority "Joe cAlege atmosphere is "wet" Ni' the 'Zilseh" corresponds to "John Doe" in term "wet" Is employed to designate till the college world and is used India- sorts ot' things and corpse many MNrill eriminately to designate any one usual- I if a man dresses in some peculiar ly witit ft humorous intention The ti) 1 itch other college men think Is word Joe comes from "Joe Brooks" ridiculous and shows some eertain InPn and "Zilsch" seems to have been coined tal 1141Vionvy on his part he is "wet" at first ea an imaginary instrument in loud mouthed braggart is "wet'' as an orchestra vaguely resembling the well as an overdressed man who fails big base horn plitio at so that nuithcr his health to carry It ()ft and is manifestly not daily commit rthery rape and murder 11 3 1 it 011 ge editor's arti- A SAMPLE 11 II impaired Out or appearance wi he is trying to be revel In a thousand crimes whore I tontinue as summarized by thel Being 'vset" implies the lack of a To put some of these expressions into 014 "Wild" West ettimititted one I rovidence Journal end the Brooklyn a I I 1 That the "bad toen' of the West at Eagle: I tumor gm proportion le it actual use a possible conversation ss: stk4' -s least respected women but the gangsters Just as business men talk of Hence of a sense of eophistleation and tvveen two college men might run as IS of the city-cheap and noisome and usu! anti "hulls" "par" and "gross profits" to ws: -W )1''''s' Sea) at "Oil good breeding follo Another popular 'term is "dumb" A "Why hello Jim you're I Id oo ng pr etty so-! their mystified wives ss Sy) -sees i oily doped-daily perpetrate against is a hose own con- girl is "dumb" if she cannot talk inter' '4)'' 4 ti 1 cirty of tense rola that the worst 1versation about "voile" "bias" and other 1 and 1 I I smooth tonight Where'd you get the 44001? ssS-: istksi killer of the old frontier (1UP AVOU111 tet hn Mantles of dress is equally unin es mg a 1 a her ease le a so r9 ott is dumb" if she is unaware of many of doggy ssar Joe 'rooks himself blush anti shudder to Ise told'ef them telligible to their equally bored hus- aren't you You must be dragging a the obvion she facta of life st 'N 1 That within a recent Period homitldtst bands so slang and many idioms have College dames are fte called woman to the dance" ass: Fs11V040SSSs in the Flitted States inereased 1200 per grown up among aollege students ap "drags" and' tak'ing a iro ton ofna (f' "Yes worse luck The wife's away es asets1iss sssItss sissi plied to the craft of studying which is them is "dragging" a term whiche and I got played for fish by some him 0 That in POI in Chleago 1(1(05 charges' their business An nal tiI 4 3 al not a sump new force when considered by I Wait until tomorrow and listen to the s'a ls-rs as slSissOSt I of felony were brought and tails tsss gieater amount has aiso come into use an outside spectator of an average col- beating I'll get from the boys after they sae ssses as 17 Were had hein din to the peculiarly different lifei lege dance A girl is almost universally see her Sleigh-bells for me all right Aki- 4- That in the same year Chief Justive they lead from other people in the World: called a "woman" or in humorous dis- You going?" st soil at large 44 ITaft said to the American Bar Associa st )-0' a "bimbo" If a man goes "No got a blind date on tonight All Si Ilion: ''A few years ago the athainistra C1 I 1 tion of criminal law In the United States' las a disgrace to civilization" and i this has a risen since to rev se NP sss ssissaasses Skss ksse ssaste erTriillrilte I narir9tif nt hme enot mmittee on Anteri- i- can citizenship of the American Bar As- Tar APTVIIVD IHI-NTAIN 110 NtAt sociation reported to that body: "From I SAVE TH all the data and opinions of experts )- ble which your committee has been cia sii in (11acLe-r N-a-tional Park there are a-tl gather We beg leave to son( rn Is bast two men who don't hesitate toI kis that there continues a climb a tree and engage in an argu-' and a deepening tide of lawlessness ment without firearms with 110i trig mentarliv in this country sometimes sno Itunds et wild badtenipered mountain! of Well Clothing St( 'receding to swell again into greater lion ila depth and intensity At inter 11 Two NOIltiina men---Jim Whilt of i 1 tide billows into WAVeS that se an Eureka and Bob Bakker of break but only for a time attracting 0 vote a portion of their time to catching! public attention" ta 1 11 I the lions attire Both men do the bulk! I That Greater London has a population of this work in Glacier National Park i of more than 7 million and the reporiof They use no traps of any kind Their 1 I ought Fro ecl the London commissioners of polite only tools are some hounds for trailing1 shows for the year 1920 a total of only nnd treeing the cat a noosed rope on sixty-two omicide committed Thet the end of a 10 or 12-foot pole and a heavy leather muzzle to slip over the I Grater New York has a population animal's Jaws greater and the report of the York police department for the IT THE nit AVM 110i I sante Sold by Order of the United States year shows 337 homicidea Since In twenty years Bakker has captured these data were compiled America's more thaS five hundred 'crime statistics have risen most alarm-1 while Whilt EPiVer lit the work already inely until quite lately it WOR sem1-1 has over a hundred to his credit officially reported that New York listed I Bakker permits visitor to Glacier en orn ee som on Onft It Iii tl i' i ents on National Park to accompany him and to 1 That former Justice John Goff of Doll I watch from a safe dietance As a rule the New York supreme court said: he does not have mueh difficulty In I I Not a day passes that there is not re- persuading the spectators not to crowd in the newspapere some terri- around as he attempts to rope his lionlbleot 'ivlin' bl ragt ro tery an rnur- 1 The first essential to success in theism' In my iudgment the ear- 1 ne urn essential to euccess in ine der' In my judgment the when they are not attended An easy to see some girl he has never met be course of study which does not entail fore This is a "blind date" and many much work is designated a "snap" are the poignant memories thereof! mum "Petting" now exists only in the col- leg( novels the more forceful if more Courses in economics are cslied obscure "necking" having taken its or "eccie" and those in English liters- place to describe amorous adventures hire are invariably shortened to "lit" Party" can either be applied in de- A "flunk" is a man who has failed to np of Well's Clothing Ought From Sold by Order of the United States At 54 Cents on the Dollar A 1 111 the a I i oil arb mow I Pw-1 MI ob's 1 IP SAL Not even 4 Noah Webster could write all the words out of an Enduti for it continues to write year after year generation after generation It is uncorschtion- I ally and perpetually guaranteed COniLlitt Endure similosmorp then clip or ring ow and $7 A wide at comfy end more plumb salmon 'm Pancila in Inetais to match WO end nom en 4 Noah tr meld a the word" an Endues antinues year after lactation lactation conchtion mameed imaodir damp at rissoles all) Poodle aselkigh at mud al enrols IAA and mom Not even 4 Nosi Webster could write all the word out of an Endues for it continues to write year aftes year generation after gerseratkin It is unconchtion ally and perpetu- ally guaranteed Stock eceiver 1 1 11 1 Court Sold antionan cirtaggiste jemmies and deportment stores THE CONMD1 PEN MFG CO Tomo OHIO Mow San Pigmies boom oltiPotal jeweders and st storm Imam PEN OHIO I Walden boom Of Manufacturer's Cost 1 11 ENDURA thocaml b' Pr Ixtuebt Gurrantrid thy antra and Moved From 100911 Main Street by Order of the Court ll -FR evn evn 1 1 I 1 I 4 I 4 t)he roza 1 i 1 1' 1 zsers of ROLM'S OATS world's rgest it MIEENIEMEIMMENEMBEE -nrs 1 bad the Sale Starts Tomorrow 9 A at 218 East 12th $50000 Stock Suits Topcoats Overcoats Cross-Word Puzzle Puzzle Cross-Word carlion-catching game is dogs preferably dinal fault in the administration of Juecrosses between foxhounds and blood- tisk'e (in the United States4 today is the hounds The dogs make the first move lack of promptness in enforcement of In the actual lion hunt by treeing the the animal and keeping it treed until the There are two inescapabie conclu arrival of the hunter The extreme sinus: Critnes in this country have in cowardice of the lion makes It a corn- creased in population ratio enormously paratively simple task fos a sagacious beyond normal Crimes that were prey- well-trained dog to hold it up a tree alent In the then unsettled western part sometimes for hours or as has hap-lot the country were generally "dean" pened even for a day or more while the crimes that now are The second move is made by the man i prevalent all over the country are large-Ile shins up the tree in which the lion i ly atrocious In their infringement upon has taken refuge and takes his position property life and womanhood as near as possible to the snarling beast -4 Then with the aid of bla pole on A green ble the end of which dangles a noose be reaches out along the limb where the lion crouches and holding his perch 1 with his legs maneuvers the noose 1 kilL 1471 until he succeeds in slipping it over 111 LI the lion's head 1 From then on the game requires fact 4 action The bunter drops to the ground paving out as he goes down the rope uc 'T'i'I's: that is secure about the lion's neck 1 11t n-1kp 7 Next he proceeds to pull the lion 1 it nut of the tree Before the creature has -----4 time to regain its equilibrium the bun- ter quickly snubs the lariat around the vinploer--lou re not afraid of early foot of the tree then hastily sets about hours are you' the exceedingly ticklish job of hog- Tobius--You can't close too soon to tying the cat suit me ro woax i 2081 words! Took over 300 hour to create Won a $1000 prize Has Ittunped experts Free to all users of Armour's Oats who cut nanny a'Armoutta" from package and send with grocer's name to CrossWord Puzzle Milli On Mapl-Plake Mills Inc 208 LaSalle St Chicago 300 hour rise Haa all users nun and send 'nes Word kke Mills icago 2081 words! Took ove to create Won a $1000 ttunped experts Free of Armour's Oats who 'Armour's' from packac with grocer's name to 4 Puzzle DIVISiOn Mimi-Inc 208 LaSalle St Lae 4o7y AR 0 4 the 11 Anmourrs LTS Ante101 Well's Clothes are known to be ma de-trf high grade all wool materials tailored by expert tailors and will be sold at these unheard of prices TIMC SUITS Pro WHOLE FLAKE Cook in minutes keto its Also ARM0111 1 QUICK 0A1 that In 131 minutes You 1H OA like therm La I 1 IlMildlitailYouillaGrOCe minutes Also ARMOUR'S QUICK OATS that cook in minutes You'll like them IMEidsissi)'oufoGrocelsilb iTS lutes ARMOUR'S IJICK OATS at in inutec You'll them 211ZZi New Procest CV WHOLE FLAKE Cook in SM1 woo its AI 1 i140 1 OA i I 1 NMI' AsaYo nal lt11in josx 3 3 Court Order lasued to Receiver to Sell Well's Cloth- C'5' '2'1 ing Stock at 54c on the 1311 Dollar qs5 o'''' 1' vtS'N 11 fd N01 tc0' tO '01 -s11 ol 0- tevi i tt PI' 'Do Well's btob 0 All Wool Ii E350 $1395 Fts5 $1795 sJt3s50 $1975 0 5 5 WO IF YOU HAD A HAD A I Well's NECK I AS LONO AS THIS FELLOW AND HAD HIS FELLOW HAD Aa LONG All Wool ADVERTISEMENT EPSOM SALTS TASTE ALL GONE Worlds finest Physic now Pleasant as Lemonade' 0 cok ip 0 ot bo SORE THROAT HAOAT SORI 009 SC'elv ofet SI 1 Or 01 60 1 066D- '6 Weirs 0 46'1 0:4 IV L11 0 ALL -1IntLEH WAY (DOWN 1 Co OW -LE 6" ois" owl 06 All Wool 00 0 0 10 ot 6 0 to 00 0 to 690 et t40 0 01 00 I ot b1 I 011 vo0 6" tot ok at 0 1to4 0 is" SP to e'6 01' 6t oe tt 1- xa AIr ot tool lo 3ey 01 Is 0 ot ot -sle vt ot 414ircri25s' 01 TONSILINE LINE T011 TOPCOATS -m- --1- -1 L-38 LY Int National SoeThroot Remedy SHOULD QUICKLY NEutvg IT 11 ALL DRUGGISTS a Throat Remedy LT ItElltlig IT IGGIsTs The Nation SHOULD a ALL At this point the spectators usually glance aboud to make certain that all trails leading elsewhere are clear and ready for immediate use A mountaln lion to he sure is one of the most cowardly things that walk the earth It will avoid trouble if there is any opportunity of doing so But cornered It is a terrible antagonist The aversge persons knows what a 10pound alley cat can do with teeth and claws when its temper is aroused Roll fifteen or twenty alley cats into one give this one the strength of a hundred alley cats equip It with teeth and claws of corresponding size and effectiveness and you have a fair idea of what Bakker or Whitt have for a playmate when they go to tho mat with a mountain lion As matters now stand any error of judgment carelessness a single little slip will mean that the hunter not necessarily merely the lion but a finger a foot or so of akin or quite ponWily a neck Bakker expert though he is carries on his body lag scars as mementoes of his encounters Ones while snubbiug a 200-pound lion into a tree he did not keep tight enough hold on his rope The noose worked loose as the big at fought for its freedom Once free the panther attacked him mauling him severely Bakker to save his life ended the struggle with a thrust of his knife On another occasion Bakker managed to prevent the escape of his catch by choking it into submission before it could work free from the noose But he lost a finger in the FellrflP MIME ON HIS )IACK On another occasion Bakker managed to prevent the escape of his catch by choking it into submission before it could work free from tho noose But he lost a finger in the scuffle MIME (IN HIS SACK Wool Topcoats tA ac-it" Well's All -t 4tA le 30:04 00 0090 0 1N Nk Any Coat in the House 16 15 is 5 Little Mother Happy Again ly Again Little Mother -'illtP5 A 1 --Alri 11 Al i II 1 5 1111FFrotaammasnamom 1 (fto 4 TM i 'I 11 I 411 le 4- A A 1 i 0 lames 1 Ike 1104011ADE Summer Suits JitS I 0 PANTS OVERCOATS Well's $6 and TAll-Wool Pants7 02850 1 A 5 All Wool Overcoats or 111 A w- Well's $1450 Palm Beach Suits 0 Itita For the past nine years I have been muehfdistressed with bloating and trouble dile to constipation since I was a child No medicine gitvA me more than temporary relief I got bad I WW1 afraid I would have to my three little children But taking a course of Nitlyr's Won Remedy two years ago I have entirely well no constipation or trouble" It is a simple harmless that removes the catarrhal mucus from the intestinal tract and the ihflammation which causes all stomach liver and intestinal ailments including appendicitis 'One dose will convince or money re funded At Owl Drug Co 4 stores and druggists everywhere have been bloating and constipation nedicine gavs relief I got mild have to hildren But Ninyr's Won-ago 1 have Instipal ion or I he catarrhal tract and al Nhich causes et and intes appendicit is ir money re4 stores arid For the past nine I very muchfdistressed stomach trouble due since I was ma child me more than tepor so bad I WW1 afraid leave my three littl i since taking a coursc Remedy two I been entirely well lother trouble" It is a that remo I mucus from the intest i lays the thflammat I( I practically all stomact tinal at inclu( 'One (lose all) convin 'funded At Owl Drug druggists everywhere $3:95 $19S '79 Well's $8 and $9 All-Wool Pants 5 All Wool Overcoats -Y kJ Small Charge for Alterations Buy 2 Suits at This Price I Price $495 Pure Epsom Salts has no equal in medicine for constipation biliousness Atick headache Doctors and nurses de Pend upon it because no other laxative 1 itel f4 so perfectly so harmlessly on the i hoWels It never gripes or overacts But when the difficult task of hug1 "EPeonade Salts" Is pure Epsom Salts tying the beast ham been accomplished' made pleasant with fruit derivative else It tasteR like spark- the Bakker and Whilt is comparatively easy A leather muzzle 'ling lemonade and costa onlya few cents a package at any drug store Try it! is slipped over the antritat'S jaws Ittnt nEaponads Salts" Is guaranteed by the buckled behind its bead It is tied se-i I American Epsom Association curely to a pole TIIP hunter then shout- i ders the pole and with one hundred tol two hundred pounds of live meat-loving' cat draped across his back starts home1 Then with visions of the price he will i ure Relief receive from the animal-buyer the FOR LNDIGESTION hunter totes his retch into his little camp ties it securely to a stretcher spe- cially prepared for the purpose and 7r(ikti) with the aid of his partner starts OVer INDIGESTION i fors the trail to town MIII Animal men declare that the provision! -0 6 BELL-ANS requiring delivery In a sound condition I Ifirial Hot water a eliminates cruelty if nothing Plse would' do so that the binding of a rope too! plos e' Sure Relief tightly or in such a way as to i ELL Ams the hide would automatically make opt II entire work of the capture IISPlettS and that it stands to reason that no sans 354 414 75s poGke go gverrwhlwe 2 18 --1 -1 ei 2tLi St 3 a 1 11kTo matter what you want it will save you time anii money to use STAR WANT ADS Atria 1 ing tut kateDmg Stotts a 1-41IPTILIIIA t'f ipill'elAppia 67 i 41 I 1 No matier what you want it will save you time anii Als money to use STAR WANT I mg 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