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Note to readers: Club listings are subject to change without notice. MIAMI-DADE COMEDY CLUBS Madames Restaurant Cabaret Lounge: A theatrical dining experience; 239 Sunny Isles Beach Sunny Isles Beach. 305-945-2040: Comedy Night, featuring top comedians who have performed on The David Letterman Show, Comedy Central, Star Search and The Late Show, along with Madame's cabaret entertainment: 8 p.m. Wednesdays (doors open 7 p.m.); $10 cash at the door; two-drink minimum; reservations recommended. Miami Improv Comedy Club and Restaurant: National and local comedy performances; 3390 Mary No.

356, Coconut Grove. 305-441-8200 or www.miamiimprov.com: George Wallace: Dec. 5-7. Jeremy Hotz: Dec. 11-14.

BROWARD COMEDY CLUBS Uncle Funny's Comedy Club: Live acts; 9160 State Road 84, Davie. 954-474-5653: Robert Schimmel: Dec. 5-6. MIAMI-DADE CLUBS B.E.D.: An avant-garde restaurant-lounge complete with king-size beds in place of tables and chairs; DJ Lippy provides the tunes; 929 Washington Miami Beach. 305-532-9070.

Bash: Euro-Latino nightclub featuring an international mix of music with house and Latin beats; 655 Washington Miami Beach. 305-538-2274. Bermuda Bar: Multilevel dance club; 3509 NE 163rd North Miami Beach. 305-945-0196. Blue: Electric Blue lounge; 222 Espanola Way, Miami Beach.

305-534-1009. Bolero, South Beach: Fine dining and musical entertainment inspired by Hemingway's Havana; 661 Washington Miami Beach. 305-673-6516. Cactus: Pool and female impersonators; 2041 Biscayne Miami. 305-438-0662.

Mystique: Salsa club and restaurant with live music; 7250 NW First Miami. 305-262-9500. Churchill's Hideaway: Live rock with local and national acts; 5501 NE Second Miami. 305-757-1807: Battle of the Bands: Dec. ages 18 and older.

ACTORS' PLAYHOUSE presents Beauty MIRACLE THEATRE SATURDAYS 11AM THRU DEC. BOX OFFICE 305.444.9293 AT 305.358.5885 WWW.ACTORSPLAYHOUSE.ORG PUN TAN one. GOING OUT Club 609: Hangout for the locals; 3342 Virginia Coconut Grove. 305-444-6096. Club Deep: Dance floor sits atop a aquarium; ages 21 and older; 621 Washington Miami Beach.

305-532-1509. Club NV: House and hip-hop music in two rooms; 90 NE 11th Miami. 305-373-2229. Club O'zone: Gay club every night except Wednesdays; 6620 SW 57th South Miami. 305-667-2888.

Club Tropigala at the Fontainebleau: Live music, comedy, revue; 4441 Collins Miami Beach. 305-672-7469. Cristal Nightclub: DJ and live Latin acts; 1045 Fifth Miami Beach. 305-604-2582. Crobar: Theme nights and live acts; 1445 Washington Miami Beach.

305-531-5027. Fish 54: Restaurant with live music; Loehman's Fashion Island, 18841 Biscayne Aventura. 305-932-5022: Brazilian Night, with special guest appearances: 8:30 p.m.- midnight Thursdays. Globe Cafe Bar: Happy hour: Fridays. Live jazz: Saturdays; 377 Alhambra Coral Gables.

305-445-3555. Goddess Nightclub: Kama Sutra art and an exotic European vibe; 681 Washington Miami Beach. Honey: Exclusive lounge with intimate and comfortable where area DJs play hiphop, dance, house and international music; 645 Washington Miami Beach. 305-604-8222. 30 NE 14th Miami.

305-358-8007: Poplife: Saturdays (Chicks on Speed, Poplife resident DJs: 10 p.m. Dec. $10). 305-358-8007 or 305-634-3907. Blowfly's XXX-Mas, starring Blowfly the Original Dirty Rapper, Mr.

Andre Williams The Black Godfather, with the Heatseekers: 10 p.m. Dec. $12. Ted with special guests Weird War (featuring Ian Svenonious and Michelle Mae of Make Up), Joggers: 9 p.m. Dec.

ages 18 and older welcome. Saint Eve, a multimedia music experience featuring singer L. Gabrielle Penabaz and Bec Stupak, and a ground-breaking technology-meets-art celebration featuring avant garde artists from Miami and New York: 9 p.m. Dec. 10; $5.

Jade: Three rooms, three vibes: old school hip-hop, house and eclectic funk; 1766 Bay Miami Beach. 305-695-0000. Jazid: Live jazz nightly with blues and sprinkled into the mix; 1342 Washington Miami Beach. 305-673-9372. Joia Restaurant Bar: Sexy house music at a trendy South Beach spot; 150 Ocean Miami Beach.

305-674-8871. Krave: Club features a variety of music; 1203 Washington Miami Beach. 305-695-2820. Laundry Bar: A laundry room, hangout bar; 721 N. Lincoln Lane, Miami Beach.

305-531-7700. Level: International DJs and live shows; 1235 Washington Miami Beach. 305-532-1525. Lime Bar: Casual Chic Martini Bar; part of the Maze complex; 1771 West Miami Beach. 305-534-9975: Ladies Night: Dec.

6. Magnum Lounge: Piano bar, restaurant and lounge; 709 NE 79 Miami. 305-757-3368. Marlin Bar: Live entertainment and DJs; 1200 Collins Miami Beach. 305-604-5064.

Maze: Multifaceted hot spot featuring three distinct areas ranging from casual chic to high-energy music with internationally renowned DJs; 1290 18th St. (at West Miami Beach. 305-534-9975. Mr. Moe's Restaurant Bar: Live music; 3131 Commodore Plaza, Coconut Grove.

305-442-1114. Nerve Lounge: 247 23rd Miami Beach. 305-695-8697: South Beach Coyotes: Tuesdays. Opium Garden: Asian-themed restaurant and lounge with dance, hip-hop music and DJs; 136 Collins Miami Beach. 305-531-5535.

Oxygen Lounge: Relaxed atmosphere, electronic music and dancing; Streets of Mayfair, 2911 Grand Coconut Grove. 305-476-0202. Penrod's Beach Club: Upscale club composed of Nikki Beach club on the first floor and Pearl Restaurant and Champagne Lounge on the second floor; 1 Ocean Miami Beach. 305-538-1111. Picadilly Gardens: Dance and lounge club with two full bars; 35 NE 40th (Design District), Miami; ages 18 and older.

305-573-8221. Playwright Irish Pub Restaurant: Live music and DJs, food and drink in a friendly atmosphere; 1265 Washington Miami Beach. 305-534-0667. Porterhouse Bar and Grill: The ambience is casual, yet very nice; 18290 Collins Ave. (R.K.

Aventura Plaza), Sunny Isles Beach. 305-682-8400. Pump: If you're looking for a place to party for breakfast, this might be the place for you; 841 Washington Miami Beach. 305-538-PUMP. Purdy Lounge: Eclectic crowd, music, pool table and comfortable seats in this laid back, hassle-free cocktail lounge; 1811 Purdy Miami Beach.

305-531-4622. Pure Lounge: Vocal, disco-style house music played by guest DJs in a plush setting; 150 Ocean Dr. (Second floor, back alley entrance), Miami Beach. 786-276-9005. Lounge: Restaurant -lounge with a New York underground vibe, outdoor seating, full bar, cool contemporary lounge music and modern Deco; open daily; lounge music: TURN TO GOING OUT, 28G INTERNATIONAL ARTISTS SERIES INC.

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